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Organism Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex

zyl0x writes "The Times has an interesting article online on the discovery of a 100-million-year-old micro-organism which has survived its entire lifespan without sex." From the article "A tiny creature that has not had sex for 100 million years has overturned the theory that animals need to mate to create variety. Analysis of the jaw shapes of bdelloid rotifers, combined with genetic data, revealed that the animals have diversified under pressure of natural selection. Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".

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  1. Nothing to see here... by Veroxii · · Score: 5, Funny

    This happens on Slashdot all the time.

    Move along...

    1. Re:Nothing to see here... by nytes · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd like to welcome our sexless over...

      Wait a minute!

      I mean - I'd like to welcome our fellow slashdotters. (Or is it that you're simply married? Wow, I thought 25 years was a long time.)

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    2. Re:Nothing to see here... by dryekindrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder how low this organism's slashdot id is.

    3. Re:Nothing to see here... by dosquatch · · Score: 5, Funny

      My wife is eight months pregnant, so I can relate to this organism.

      Wait... you've gone a hundred million years without sex, and your wife is preggers?

      I'd stop trusting the UPS guy if I were you.

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  2. Welcome to slashdot by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Funny

    It should be right at home here.

    1. Re:Welcome to slashdot by ari_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Am I the only slashdotter who gets laid on a regular basis? Feels like it sometimes.

      But - 100 million years without sex. That's gotta suck... or NOT!

      Presumably, it's not your original sense of humor that you rely on in these matters.

    2. Re:Welcome to slashdot by jfengel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At this point it's more of an in-joke than an actual lamenting of our lonely state. There's a canonical geek out there we all think of fondly, and perhaps we even were that guy at some point, even if we've grown out of it now. Slashdot is much more diversified than it used to be.

    3. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which moron modded this a troll? It's an attempt at humor. ( Ok, maybe not the most succesful attempt, but we all bomb now and then ) Lighten up guys. Have a splif. Go get laid....ohhh, now I get it, it a troll because you haven't gotten laid in years. Never mind.

    4. Re:Welcome to slashdot by yintercept · · Score: 4, Funny

      "It should be right at home here."
      The article says that all of the bdelloid rotifers are females.

      Your point is refuted.
    5. Re:Welcome to slashdot by iamacat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, shower in prison doesn't count.

    6. Re:Welcome to slashdot by AbRASiON · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah I used to think how awesome it is to not be one of those lonely slashdot guys who has a redundant penis.

      Then I hit the 3'rd year of being with my girlfriend, anyone want a redundant penis?

    7. Re:Welcome to slashdot by neonmonk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me thinks the person who boasts sexual conquests protesteth too much.

    8. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Having a girlfriend and not having sex are completely different things. The optimal situation is to get the sex and not have the girlfriend. After that, it's a matter of what is more important to you -- sex or your sanity? Then you choose accordingly.

    9. Re:Welcome to slashdot by CouteauTM · · Score: 2, Funny

      laid .... off?

    10. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm still a virgin, you insensitive clod!

    11. Re:Welcome to slashdot by UncleTogie · · Score: 5, Funny

      The optimal situation is to get the sex and not have the girlfriend.
      I wouldn't call masturbation optimal...
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    12. Re:Welcome to slashdot by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The optimal situation is to get the sex and not have the girlfriend. I wouldn't call masturbation optimal... Well, how about a boyfriend?
    13. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Alioth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sex is like bridge. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

    14. Re:Welcome to slashdot by kestasjk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, how about a boyfriend?
      Either
      a) He's a homosexual, and you're implying that for some reason he just hasn't thought of getting a boyfriend.
      b) He's not, and you're posting because you have to tell everyone that you're gay, because it's so controversial and we're so interested.


      While I'm posting, what is the point in gaybuntu.com ? What do gay people get out of gaybuntu.com that they don't get out of ubuntuforums.org, or FreeNode?
      Are gay people discriminated against in these sites? No. Can people even distinguish between sexualities online (when people aren't broadcasting their sexuality to everyone)? No.

      Taken from Is Gaybuntu really necessary?:

      I also think that it is one of those things were proclaiming your sexuality means confidence, and bravery.
      No, it doesn't. You're not brave, no-one cares, get over it. By building separating people into communities instead of just being who you are in any community, aren't you effectively reversing the work that brave homosexuals did decades ago?
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    15. Re:Welcome to slashdot by zerocool^ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      At this point it's more of an in-joke than an actual lamenting of our lonely state. There's a canonical geek out there we all think of fondly, and perhaps we even were that guy at some point, even if we've grown out of it now. Slashdot is much more diversified than it used to be. And the fact that it has become slightly more socially acceptable to be geeky lately.

      But aside from that, I'm sure that a lot of women have fallen for slashdot readers precisely because we do have a few things going for us.

      1.) We don't think we are god's gift to women, or that we would totally rock if we were on MTV'sTheGrind or whatever. Despite the shortcomings this implies, this means that typically the geek will make a better lover than the frat boy, because he's actually looking for the response from his lover. In short, geeks try harder, and frat boys don't think they have to try at all.

      2.) We masturbate. Say what you want, but masturbation is a GOOD THING. The way to become a more effective lover is PRACTICE. And people who masturbate know what gets them off. Just like it's dangerous to assume that being in a relationship with a (member of the preferred sex) will make you a whole person, you shouldn't go into a sexual relationship with the expectations that movies and TV give us. The secret to a good sex life? Non-interdependence.

      Go get 'em, tiger.

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    16. Re:Welcome to slashdot by raddan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Redundant penis? Is that like a penis array? A Redundant Array of Inexpensive Penises? Wait... that doesn't sound right...

    17. Re:Welcome to slashdot by billcopc · · Score: 2, Funny

      you shouldn't go into a sexual relationship with the expectations that movies and TV give us

      I'm a porn star, you insensitive clod!

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    18. Re:Welcome to slashdot by wizzahd · · Score: 4, Funny

      A Redundant Array of Inexpensive Penises
      That's Slashdot for you..
    19. Re:Welcome to slashdot by anethema · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You gotta be kidding me! haha

      You think masturbation will make you a better lover you're in for a surprise when you lose your virginity.

      "Listen baby, I may be a virgin but I've been practicing for 15 years on my own! Hey what are you doi-- oh wait dont touchit dont touchit! Ohh..oh....I guess the knowledge of how to get myself off wasnt as important as I'd previously hoped"

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    20. Re:Welcome to slashdot by anethema · · Score: 2, Funny

      Redundant Array of Inexpensive Penises, or RAIP is something often encountered in the prison showers...

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  3. Scientific name by sunderland56 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Scientists have named this new species Republicanus Typicalus.

    1. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      is it wonderful how conveniently human thinking settles down into two discrete groups like that.

      You can tell everything about what a person believe and thinks simply by asking him who he intends to vote for

    2. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Do you even know what murder means?

      How on earth can you kill someone who hasn't even been born yet?
      Next you'll be saying woman who have periods are murderers. ...that's another embryo aborted. In your opinion we are all genocidal maniacs, since we could have all reproduced millions of times but have not (something to do with rape laws) and so millions of embryo's have been effectively aborted via periods which could have otherwise formed children.

    3. Re:Scientific name by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can tell everything about what a person believe and thinks simply by asking him who he intends to vote for That is definitely not correct, at least in American politics. You have a set "A" of weighted ideals/views and party "B" has another.
      You do A INTERSECT B for every major party and the biggest resultant set gets your vote. Notice the word "major", because people - smart people - realise that the world is not an ideal enough place to vote for someone who will clearly not win, or to simply not vote at all. You cannot pretend to understand all the people who voted Republican, monsieur I-know-how-your-mind-works AC. [Feels joke coming].

      On the other hand you are partly correct in that the political right-left thingie is rather consistent, globally even. There seems to be a politically evolved benefit to "clumping" ideals/agendas based on certain outlooks.
    4. Re:Scientific name by radtea · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do you even know what murder means?

      Murder means unlawful killing of a human being.

      Since in many jurisdictions abortion is not unlawful, it cannot be murder there, although the fetus is obviously a human being. Both sides of the abortion debate are playing silly games with language, cowardly retreating behind abstractions that hide the moral realities. The anti-abortion side falsely try to conclude that the simple fact of being human and innocent is sufficient to warrant extreme social sanctions against being killed, which any innocent young man who has ever been drafted will know is a novel and rarely seen idea. In moronic response to this the pro-choice side declare against all evidence that the fetus is not, in fact, a human being, which makes one wonder what kind of a being it is?

      Anyone sane looking at the issue would conclude that: a) a fetus is human and b) killing humans is sometimes justified although always unfortunate and c) in early pregnancy the person who is in the best position to decide if her child would be better off dead is the child's mother. Virtually every human society has practiced some form of infanticide, and infanticide by vacuum suction curatage is a much kinder and more human alternative than anything else that has ever been done.

      If you're looking for a grand principle to justify the killing of unwanted children while still in the womb it is simple: every child should be a wanted child, and it is a far greater crime to bring a child into the world unwanted than it is to kill a child in the early stages of gestation, and it is the child's mother who is both in the best position to judge and the only position to act on such a choice.

      The abortion debate is populated by two kinds of people: those who see boundaries everywhere, and those who see no boundaries whatsoever. On the one hand, there are those who purport to be unable to tell the difference between a week-old fetus and a year-old baby. On the other, there are those who claim that a baby a week before birth is completely unrelated in every respect to a baby a week after birth. Both groups of people are idiots, and I would dearly love to see them apply the same style of logic to every other aspect of their lives, so they could drive their cars off the road (being unable to tell where the edge is because there is no infinitely sharp division) or wake up each morning wondering where they are, because their house has more dust in it than when they went to bed and so must be a completely different place.

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    5. Re:Scientific name by kalirion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not that I agree that that's the right place where the law should say life begins, but it far more defensible than some arbitrary time such as second trimester.

      Personally, I think science should determine when the fetus starts to feel (emotion, pain, hunger, anything really), and that should be defined as when human life begins. Until that happens, my opinion is that the first trimester should be used as the line between "no questions asked" and "only if mother's health is in serious danger."

  4. Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...it's married.

  5. Finally, my 15 minutes of fame by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is gratifying to see an article about me, but why did they add in the irrelevant stuff about bdelloid rotifers?

  6. Blue Balliticus by madhatter256 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that what you would name this micro-organism?

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  7. Perhaps It Is Married - Would Explain Everything by littlewink · · Score: 3, Funny

    While 100 million years seems like a long time, perhaps it is married and has a wife. That would explain everything.

  8. About time they got around to this study! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I see they finally studied the mating habits of the married American male...

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    1. Re:About time they got around to this study! by mollog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe it only seems like 100 million years. Either way, I can sympathize. I, too, tell myself that I have evolved.

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  9. Is it only me... by bky1701 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...who read this as a single organism living for 100 million years without having sex? First part said "wow", second part made me feel like I had been out-geeked...

  10. Obligatory Joke by Telephone+Sanitizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the look of those mandibles, it's the foreplay that kills 'em.

  11. Re:Slashdotters by niloroth · · Score: 5, Informative

    actually, the main point of the story is that it has changed, has evolved. There is no reason to believe that evolution stops if there is no sex, natural selection is quite happy to use mutation as a tool for evolution, just as it does sex. The difference being that sex tends to speed the process up with different combinations of genes with most offspring.

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  12. ...Huh? by Razzendacuben · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who ever said sex was necessary for diversity? It just speeds it up - what's the big deal about this discovery? There are a crazy number of organisms that don't have sex and have changed a hell of a lot over time.

    1. Re:...Huh? by Angostura · · Score: 2, Informative

      Precisely. Any asexual reproductive process, coupled with random mutation and selection will lead to genetic diversity in a population. It just means that the rate of change is dependent on random mutation alone, rather than having the added boost of sexual mixing. Not a non-story, but not an earth-shattering one.

    2. Re:...Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's right. It speeds it up. However, that is neither the only nor the most important benefit (besides, the said speed is only a consequence of major points of sex). The key is in flexibility, sharing (you may say "learning") and control. From time to time, especially when there is a sudden change in environment, a specie needs to "steer in acute angle". Sex is a means of putting individual creatures in (a bit of) command of evolutive direction. Without sex, you either are blessed with the needed mutation or you are extinct and those who have it spread into your emptied life space. With sex, you can "acquire" desirable feature(s) for your offsprings by selecting appropriate "feature carrier" for a sexual (parenting) partner. Ergo, sex speeds up evolution when speedup is needed. Or, from different aspect, sex makes number of offspring and multiplication speed needed for prolonged survival lower. Both requirements may be prohibitive for large multicellular organisms.

      Having no insight in genome map and controlled DNA recombination, that "shotgun" approach is the next best thing for living organisms. Each generation "votes" what they want for the future, at least once in a lifetime (if once, we are probably talking about short-lived organisms which spend most of their lives in larva stage).

      Therefore "sexless" species are lucky exceptions, not the norm.

      On a side note: IMHO the role of sex in evolution is what invalidates creationists' (im-)probability calculations arguments. Considering where they are coming from (in mind space), it is not a surprise that they didn't recognize sex as THE elusive intelligent designer (not big 'G', but big 'S') :p . Or perhaps they are counting on PhD's from evolutionist camp to be unable to stop giggling and keep the straight face when countering them. Who knows, the whole movement may be just aiming to have a lot of fun and laugh with their colleagues doing "serious" science work.

      Remember, only YOU can intelligently design future humans!

    3. Re:...Huh? by kestasjk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Finally, a post that isn't "100 million years? Sounds like a /. geek"

      One other thing that makes this news story a little strange is 'Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".'. It seems like a strange thing to say, since the definition of a species is a group of animals that interbreed and have fertile offspring in the wild.

      How do you even clearly define a species if it doesn't have sex?

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    4. Re:...Huh? by radtea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How do you even clearly define a species if it doesn't have sex?

      This is an excellent question, and strongly suggests that if we view evolution from a mathematical perspective that there are strong attractors in the environment that maintain species boundaries. Otherwise, we would expect a lot more diversity amongst asexual species, as every individual would spawn a whole bunch of imperfect copies that would all do about equally well.

      It may be that ecological competition is the key to maintaining the morphological integrity of asexual species. That is, rather than competing for mates, each member of an asexual species is competing with all other organisms in their environment for ecological resources--fundamentally, food. If this competition is strong, each generation will be culled of all but the best competitors. This is quite different from sexual species, where competition for mates tends to dominate the selection process, although that is obviously not independent of the ability to find food, shelter, etc. But individuals of all other species in the environment will be direct competitors for individuals of an asexual species, which is much less the case for sexual species, who are primarily competing with other members of their own kind for mates.

      There are people who challenge the general validity of the "biological species concept", pointing out that in plants, for example, hybrids are extremely common, making species-classification very difficult. But the fact that we can readily talk about asexual species suggests that the evolutionary landscape has some rather deep, narrow minima where individuals thrive, surrounded by high rocky plateaus that are practically inaccessible.

      As to the original poster's question: science journalists are trained in journalism school to lie and make stuff up. No science journalist is allowed to publish without first swearing a solemn oath to never tell the truth about any discovery. Science journalists all hate science. They understand neither the content of any field nor any aspect of the scientific process, and don't think anyone else should either.

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  13. Gene Transfer? by logicnazi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was discovered wearing a ratty linux t-shirt.

    Sorry, I couldn't resist. Seriously however the article was very unclear. What is it that asexual organisms aren't able to do? Surely it isn't that they can't diversify into different species. After all every organism on earth is descended from the same intial life form and some organisms are still asexual hence establishing that the initial lifeform diversified into some progenitor sexual organism as well as branches that remained asexual.

    My best guess as to the claim made in the article is that multi-celluar organisms require sexual reproduction to select for organism wide traits. Not sure why it would be true (maybe different cells don't have enough incentive to look out for the whole organism) but that's my best guess.

    Anyway saying that the organism doesn't have sex isn't very clear. Many bacteria exchange genetic material without having sex. Such a system might let this creature gain some of the benefits of sexual selection.

    Does anyone understand what this article is actually trying to say? I know it's a funny title but some info would be nice too.

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  14. Nerd trifecta by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Front page stories

    * Dungeons & Dragons and IT
    * Organism Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex
    * Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting

    Did anyone see suck's parody of slashdot?

    http://www.suck.com/daily/99/12/13/daily.html

    Doesn't seem so funny now, does it?

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    1. Re:Nerd trifecta by Deathbane27 · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not a very good parody of Slashdot. There's no dupe on the front page!

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  15. Blisters by Himring · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course, it had one hellashish case of masterbation blisters....

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  16. Orgasm vs. Organism by Fastball · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anyone else read that headline as "Orgasm Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex?" That'd be a pretty impressive feat!

  17. Impressive, except that..... by Livius · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...scientists *don't* say "that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".

    Sex *does* lead to diversity *within* a species, which can be good for keeping ahead of parasites and diseases, and all the genetic duplication can help accelerate diversification. But sexual reproduction, in the absence of other sources of genetic variation, does not lead to speciation.

  18. Yeah... by FigTree · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but they're all female.

    1. Re:Yeah... by rhyder128k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Females that haven't had sex in millions of years. I moving there. I could get laid.

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    2. Re:Yeah... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not what your girlfriend says. :-D

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    3. Re:Yeah... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Funny

      No sex for a long time? This organism is also known by the Latin name scientists gave it, Alidium Bundyus.

    4. Re:Yeah... by rhyder128k · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're MILF organisms too? Stoppit, you're killing me. Sounds like I've got some sex lined up involving a petri dish. And not for the first time. Damn FBI sex crimes division! But that's story for another time...

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    5. Re:Yeah... by Stele · · Score: 2, Funny

      It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!

    6. Re:Yeah... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now you have to work 'hump' into this.

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  19. so what? by eobanb · · Score: 3, Informative

    I actually don't see what the big f**king deal is. If you understand evolution, you probably know that natural selection does not depend on sexual reproduction. It just depends on reproduction, period. It's not as if this single, individual organism has lived 100 million years; its asexual offspring have lived that long, and any time in asexual reproduction, mutations can also occur. I repeat, IT IS NOT SPECIFIC TO SEXUAL REPRODUCTION.

    I would fathom that mutation might happen more often with sexual reproduction, and thus asexual reproduction could slow the pace of evolution, but again, that's not to say it doesn't happen. Because it very surely does, as we know from the mutation of all those single-celled asexual organisms we know about. Like every disease out there. It is absolutely nonsense to claim otherwise. Bacteria multiply asexually. Protists do too. This is why diseases resist new drugs. Countless species of plants reproduce asexually. Myriad species of all these kingdoms have survived for 100 million years.

    The headline might as well be, 'there has been life on Earth a long time.'

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    1. Re:so what? by tijnbraun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well... some biologist do have a problem with the Bdelloid rotifers.
      John Maynard Smith, not a small thinker among biologist, called these creatures "An Evolutionary Scandal".
      It is true that bacteria produce asexuall, but they still exchange genetic material using conjugation.

    2. Re:so what? by shadowcabbit · · Score: 2, Funny

      I actually don't see what the big f**king deal is.


      Actually, you've about nailed it. No fucking is apparently a big deal.
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  20. Silly reporter, sex is not required by CCW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This discovery doesn't refute anything. Sex has never been a requirement for diversification. That's just silly. Single celled organisms reproduce clonally, and there are millions of species. (they do utilize gene transfer, but that isn't the same as sexual reproduction)

    Inheritable differences and selection are sufficient. Mutation is a fine source of inheritable differences. Sex allows greater rates of diversity and retention in the population of undesirable traits that are not dominant for longer, allowing them time to mutate into something useful or show up when environmental factors make them useful. Sexual reproduction is far and away the most common mode in multicellular organisms, probably because it helps the species be resilient to environmental changes. But it isn't required.

    1. Re:Silly reporter, sex is not required by Pedrito · · Score: 2, Informative

      The parent poster id mostly correct. However, not all single celled organism reproduce "clonally" or, asexually. Some do, some don't, some do both. It's true that more genetic diversity comes by combining the genetic material of two different haploid cells (sperm and ovum), but some diversity as the parent poster pointed out, mutations are a source of diversity. Most mutations are harmful, but when you have a population of, hell, I don't even know what the numbers are for and individual species of rotifers, but it's subtantially higher than the human population by anywhere from a factor of tens of thousands to billions or more, but the point is, their numbers are so extremely high, that you're bound to have a large number of beneficial mutations and these are enough to provide the necessary diversity and change.

      Just to give you an idea of how many rotifers there are, go pick up some dried lawn clippings from your back yard, throw them in a glass of water (let it sit over night before adding the grass so the chlorine can evaporate). Then a couple days later, take a look in a microscope. You'll probably find thousands of rotifers in your glass of water. Of course, this assumes that, like me, you're a biology geek and you have a microscope.

      Personally, I think rotifers are amazingly cool to watch. I've spent many an hour watching them feed and, being completely transparent, digest, and then excrete material. Because some remain relatively stationary, they're much easier to view than say a paramecium which zips around (though you can get viscous additives to slow them down).

  21. Trust me by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Funny

    it just seemed like a 100 million years.

  22. Always heard... by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had always read that sex wasn't nessaccary for diversity but it excellerates the process. It would be more of a story if the microorganism had mirrored the diversity of sex based organisms without the benefit of sex. The mutation rate is higher with sex providing for a more varied gene pool and it allows for those genes to be randomly exchanged.

  23. About the title... by oOo+Shiva+oOo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would have found "Organism Survives Without Orgasm" at least a hundred times more entertaining :)

    1. Re:About the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well now wait a minute. I didn't read the article or anything (you know) but, wouldn't that also imply that the little bugger hasn't "made itself happy" for 100 million years either?

      I mean, I haven't ever had sex, but since age 14 I'm sure I've had THOUSANDS of orgasms. (Okay you didn't need to know that - would it help if I mentioned that I'm a girl?)

    2. Re:About the title... by Fordiman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny, I initially read it as 'Orgasm Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex'.

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    3. Re:About the title... by bytesex · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dunno.. maybe it helped if you were a little bit more specific ?

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    4. Re:About the title... by pipatron · · Score: 5, Funny

      would it help if I mentioned that I'm a girl?

      Well, then we would at least know for sure you're lying.

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    5. Re:About the title... by ckaminski · · Score: 3, Funny

      because the female orgasm is a myth...

    6. Re:About the title... by anethema · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure there are many hideous female trolls who frequent slashdot, but the attractive female slashdotter may well be a myth! Then again, I've seen some of the uggos that I see many comments on here 'shes hot!' just because shes a ugly chick programmer or scientist.

      Personality matters guys but remember you have to have sex with this girl, and most people cant fantasize about her using beakers and pipettes to get off!

      Burn on, karma...

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    7. Re:About the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If a bear shits in the woods, and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound ?
      A deaf bear, you mean?
  24. Horribly misreported by warm+sushi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".

    I have never even heard the idea (during a degree in genetics) that sex is necessary for diversification into species. Bacteria do not have sex (although they can share DNA through other means, such as plasmids) and yet that are incrediably diverse and continue to evolve rapidly (e.g. antibiotic resistance). Therefore, if sex were necessary for speciation we would only have one species of bacteria.

    The term "evolutionary species" is also strange. All "species" are by definition "evolutionary", since that is the process by which individual species arise.

    1. Re:Horribly misreported by Panseh · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's difficult to fully understand a study from a press release. I'd much rather have links to actual studies than summaries, but this is all we have to work with so...

      FTFA:

      Asexual animals and plants usually die out quickly in evolutionary terms but the ability of bdelloid rotifers to diversify may explain why they have survived so long.

      A specimen trapped in amber has shown that the animals were living at least 40 million years ago and DNA studies have suggested they have been around for 100 million years. Modern Man has notched up about 160,000 years.

      It had previously been recognised that asexual animals and plants can evolve through mutations into another species, but only into one species and at the cost of its original form. Bdelloid rotifers have displayed the ability to evolve into many different forms. The article claims that these animals vastly outlived any other asexual organism, attributing its longevity to its ability to diversify while maintaining its form.
  25. Indeed by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds a lot like my marriage...

  26. Who's first? by Gerzel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So how long before the Cristian Right tries to use this study as "proof" that evolution is just a hoax and has been "proven wrong" by science. Or do they ever even bother giving actual sources for their claims anymore?

    1. Re:Who's first? by redGiraffe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's just one snag (well, maybe more:) - they would have to explain how a 100 million year old organism fits into a world of only 6 thousand years old.

      I'm sure logic will not hinder them in finding some lame-ass explanation - news at ten.

  27. And I for one.. by Plutonite · · Score: 3, Funny

    welcome our abstinent 100-million year old micro-organic losers *cough* overlords.

  28. Re:Slashdotters by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, clearly sex isn't the only way to achieve diversification.

    It's just more fun that way.

  29. Living Louse by malia8888 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two sister species were found to be living together on the body of a water louse. One of them specialised in living around the louse's legs and the other stayed close to the chest. And I thought I had a crappy dorm room.

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  30. I have a feeling... by had3z · · Score: 2, Funny

    that this will be the longest thread on slashdot. Ever.

  31. So what? by GnuDiff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am pretty sure they are not the only organisms that reproduce asexually and still mutate. What about viruses, bacteria etc?

    Original article states: "Bdelloids (the "b" is silent) reproduce through parthenogenesis, which generates offspring with essentially the same genome as their mother from unfertilized eggs. Biologists have yet to find males, hermaphrodites, or any trace of meiosis--the process that creates sex cells--challenging the long-held assumption that evolutionary success requires genetic exchange."

    So, essentially as I understand, offsprings have the same genes as parent. Still, natural selection works across millions and millions of years, plenty of spacetime for genes shuffling due to radiation and whatnot, for one thing.

  32. Sex and Diversity by camperdave · · Score: 4, Informative
    On a serious note, no sex, no evolution

    The purpose of sexual reproduction (mitosis) is to blend genetic traits, and thus diversify the species. However, I can think of a number of ways that genes can be modified without mitosis:
    • Mutation. A stray cosmic ray, or bit of radiation hitting the DNA at just the right spot.
    • Virus. A virus could inject a change into the DNA strand of the organism.
    • Hijacking. Perhaps the organism can take DNA strands from its food, or from another organism and combine them with its own.
    • Pre-encoding. The DNA of the organism may actually encode enough information to build several versions of the creature, and which version gets built is random, or determined by the environment, or is cyclical (the way that certain characteristics skip generations).
    ... or perhaps the creatures are slipping off for a "quickie" while the scientists aren't looking.
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    1. Re:Sex and Diversity by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For God's sake, I had to get through 3/4 of the page before I finally found a post that was on-topic. :P

      One should note that there are higher organisms that are parthenogenic as well -- for example, some species of whiptail lizards. Interestingly enough, they often still have to "mate" (even though they're all females) in order to induce ovulation and thus pregnancy. As for the dominant theories considering them:

      "One suggestion is that the parthenogenic species are newcomers on the scene, having existed for only hundreds of years, rather than the hundreds of thousands or millions of years of most reptile species (Wright, 1993). It is noted that the geographic ranges of parthenogenic whiptails is significantly less than that of bisexual species (Schall, 1993). Perhaps the parthenogens haven't been around long enough to displace their bisexual competitors.

      Another suggestion is that the parthenogenic species are opportunistic 'weeds,' adaptable enough to quickly exploit new or disturbed ecosystems. In support of this hypothesis is the fact that the reproductive capacity per generation for an all female population is (nominally) double that of a population comprising half males. The studies reported in the present work were not of long enough duration to convincingly confirm or refute this notion. The issue remains unresolved. "

      (from http://home.pcisys.net/~dlblanc/articles/whiptail. php)
      I don't know how long it's been since they diverged, though. Sexual selection and the horizontal genetic drift it allows is an "aid" to evolution, but it's not necessary.

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  33. The law is already clear... by msauve · · Score: 2, Insightful

    on when life begins. It begins at birth, by extremely well established common law. You get to vote when you are 18 years old, that is, 18 years after your birthday, you get to legally drink alcohol 21 years after your birthday, etc. Even among the "right-to-lifers," I've never met one who celebrated "conception day."

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  34. "Clumping" is caused by the electoral system by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Informative

    On the other hand you are partly correct in that the political right-left thingie is rather consistent, globally even You might find that the "clumping" is caused by the electoral system...

    e.g. The USA - a 2 party state. Israel - a 12+ party state.

    i.e. Clumping is of expediency, not choice. Change the electoral system and left/right loses all meaning. It only has meaning in the US because American politics is one dimensional.

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  35. Here is the original article and... by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Informative
    Independently Evolving Species in Asexual Bdelloid Rotifers..

    I always have trouble reading about findings of "two close species". Article claims that they are too different genetically to be one species, too different ecological niches to be one species, yet dispite the differences they find it proving that they are "evolutionary related". If they are too distant then they might be created using non-evolutionary ways (aliens came, looked at the rotifer and decided to make it live in another organ of the lice). If they are similar, then what does prevent us to call asexual organisms one species?

    In sexual organisms there is a clear boundary between species - productive progeny of mating between two organisms. If a couple does not produce productive progeny - male and female belong to different species, if they do - they are from the same species. That is why using asexual organisms to support pseudo-science of evolution is particularly lame: all the arguments are tautologically meaningless reducing themselves to "diversity".

    About that: authors write

    If asexual clades displayed the same pattern of discrete variation as sexual clades, this would challenge traditional view that sex is necessary for diversification into species.
    First of all, that has been traditional view long time ago, but evolutionists have been convinced that sex is not necessary for evolution for quite some time. And you do not have to be a specialist to know that. Look at bacteria.

    Second. How would you know if clades are displaying the same pattern or different pattern or any pattern, if you for sure do not know all the representatives of the clade that ever existed? For example, according to "traditional" view of evolutionists reptiles were much more diversed before 100M years ago than they are now.

    It is essentially comparing diversity of two arbitrarily (which is different from randomly) selected samples. And the difference between "arbitrarily" and "randomly" is that first is biased selection (some species exist no more for all kinds of reasons).

    And this is a beginning of the article.
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  36. Bio Class Mistake by zpeterz63 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a bad idea to read "organism" as "orgasm" when you're reading out loud for a class.

  37. Re:Slashdotters by Cadallin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I understand the point of the story quite well, which is quite different from the title BTYW, but how is this a new discovery? Bacteria have been getting along without sex (mostly, see plasmid transfer for details) for a good 4+ billion years. Is it because this is a multicellular animal? I really don't see what the fuss would be.

  38. The greying of slashdot by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's no denying it. We're getting older. There are now more jokes about wives not having sex than there are about parent's basements.

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    1. Re:The greying of slashdot by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      and the spammers know it too. No more 'hot young co-eds crave your spunk' and 'naughty schoolgirls need your discipline', but "horny housewives need satisfaction" and "needy mature office ladies", plus medication adverts for all manner of ailments of the aging. The median age for geeks is on the rise!