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Organism Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex

zyl0x writes "The Times has an interesting article online on the discovery of a 100-million-year-old micro-organism which has survived its entire lifespan without sex." From the article "A tiny creature that has not had sex for 100 million years has overturned the theory that animals need to mate to create variety. Analysis of the jaw shapes of bdelloid rotifers, combined with genetic data, revealed that the animals have diversified under pressure of natural selection. Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".

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  1. Nothing to see here... by Veroxii · · Score: 5, Funny

    This happens on Slashdot all the time.

    Move along...

    1. Re:Nothing to see here... by dryekindrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder how low this organism's slashdot id is.

    2. Re:Nothing to see here... by dosquatch · · Score: 5, Funny

      My wife is eight months pregnant, so I can relate to this organism.

      Wait... you've gone a hundred million years without sex, and your wife is preggers?

      I'd stop trusting the UPS guy if I were you.

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  2. Welcome to slashdot by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Funny

    It should be right at home here.

    1. Re:Welcome to slashdot by ari_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Am I the only slashdotter who gets laid on a regular basis? Feels like it sometimes.

      But - 100 million years without sex. That's gotta suck... or NOT!

      Presumably, it's not your original sense of humor that you rely on in these matters.

    2. Re:Welcome to slashdot by jfengel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At this point it's more of an in-joke than an actual lamenting of our lonely state. There's a canonical geek out there we all think of fondly, and perhaps we even were that guy at some point, even if we've grown out of it now. Slashdot is much more diversified than it used to be.

    3. Re:Welcome to slashdot by yintercept · · Score: 4, Funny

      "It should be right at home here."
      The article says that all of the bdelloid rotifers are females.

      Your point is refuted.
    4. Re:Welcome to slashdot by AbRASiON · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah I used to think how awesome it is to not be one of those lonely slashdot guys who has a redundant penis.

      Then I hit the 3'rd year of being with my girlfriend, anyone want a redundant penis?

    5. Re:Welcome to slashdot by UncleTogie · · Score: 5, Funny

      The optimal situation is to get the sex and not have the girlfriend.
      I wouldn't call masturbation optimal...
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    6. Re:Welcome to slashdot by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The optimal situation is to get the sex and not have the girlfriend. I wouldn't call masturbation optimal... Well, how about a boyfriend?
    7. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Alioth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sex is like bridge. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

    8. Re:Welcome to slashdot by raddan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Redundant penis? Is that like a penis array? A Redundant Array of Inexpensive Penises? Wait... that doesn't sound right...

    9. Re:Welcome to slashdot by wizzahd · · Score: 4, Funny

      A Redundant Array of Inexpensive Penises
      That's Slashdot for you..
  3. Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...it's married.

  4. Finally, my 15 minutes of fame by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is gratifying to see an article about me, but why did they add in the irrelevant stuff about bdelloid rotifers?

  5. Blue Balliticus by madhatter256 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that what you would name this micro-organism?

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  6. Is it only me... by bky1701 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...who read this as a single organism living for 100 million years without having sex? First part said "wow", second part made me feel like I had been out-geeked...

  7. Obligatory Joke by Telephone+Sanitizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the look of those mandibles, it's the foreplay that kills 'em.

  8. Re:Slashdotters by niloroth · · Score: 5, Informative

    actually, the main point of the story is that it has changed, has evolved. There is no reason to believe that evolution stops if there is no sex, natural selection is quite happy to use mutation as a tool for evolution, just as it does sex. The difference being that sex tends to speed the process up with different combinations of genes with most offspring.

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  9. ...Huh? by Razzendacuben · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who ever said sex was necessary for diversity? It just speeds it up - what's the big deal about this discovery? There are a crazy number of organisms that don't have sex and have changed a hell of a lot over time.

  10. Nerd trifecta by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Front page stories

    * Dungeons & Dragons and IT
    * Organism Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex
    * Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting

    Did anyone see suck's parody of slashdot?

    http://www.suck.com/daily/99/12/13/daily.html

    Doesn't seem so funny now, does it?

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    1. Re:Nerd trifecta by Deathbane27 · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not a very good parody of Slashdot. There's no dupe on the front page!

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  11. Orgasm vs. Organism by Fastball · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anyone else read that headline as "Orgasm Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex?" That'd be a pretty impressive feat!

  12. Re:About time they got around to this study! by mollog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe it only seems like 100 million years. Either way, I can sympathize. I, too, tell myself that I have evolved.

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  13. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you even know what murder means?

    How on earth can you kill someone who hasn't even been born yet?
    Next you'll be saying woman who have periods are murderers. ...that's another embryo aborted. In your opinion we are all genocidal maniacs, since we could have all reproduced millions of times but have not (something to do with rape laws) and so millions of embryo's have been effectively aborted via periods which could have otherwise formed children.

  14. Yeah... by FigTree · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but they're all female.

    1. Re:Yeah... by rhyder128k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Females that haven't had sex in millions of years. I moving there. I could get laid.

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    2. Re:Yeah... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not what your girlfriend says. :-D

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  15. Silly reporter, sex is not required by CCW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This discovery doesn't refute anything. Sex has never been a requirement for diversification. That's just silly. Single celled organisms reproduce clonally, and there are millions of species. (they do utilize gene transfer, but that isn't the same as sexual reproduction)

    Inheritable differences and selection are sufficient. Mutation is a fine source of inheritable differences. Sex allows greater rates of diversity and retention in the population of undesirable traits that are not dominant for longer, allowing them time to mutate into something useful or show up when environmental factors make them useful. Sexual reproduction is far and away the most common mode in multicellular organisms, probably because it helps the species be resilient to environmental changes. But it isn't required.

  16. Trust me by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Funny

    it just seemed like a 100 million years.

  17. About the title... by oOo+Shiva+oOo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would have found "Organism Survives Without Orgasm" at least a hundred times more entertaining :)

    1. Re:About the title... by Fordiman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny, I initially read it as 'Orgasm Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex'.

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    2. Re:About the title... by bytesex · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dunno.. maybe it helped if you were a little bit more specific ?

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    3. Re:About the title... by pipatron · · Score: 5, Funny

      would it help if I mentioned that I'm a girl?

      Well, then we would at least know for sure you're lying.

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  18. Horribly misreported by warm+sushi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".

    I have never even heard the idea (during a degree in genetics) that sex is necessary for diversification into species. Bacteria do not have sex (although they can share DNA through other means, such as plasmids) and yet that are incrediably diverse and continue to evolve rapidly (e.g. antibiotic resistance). Therefore, if sex were necessary for speciation we would only have one species of bacteria.

    The term "evolutionary species" is also strange. All "species" are by definition "evolutionary", since that is the process by which individual species arise.

  19. Indeed by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds a lot like my marriage...

  20. Re:Slashdotters by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, clearly sex isn't the only way to achieve diversification.

    It's just more fun that way.

  21. Living Louse by malia8888 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two sister species were found to be living together on the body of a water louse. One of them specialised in living around the louse's legs and the other stayed close to the chest. And I thought I had a crappy dorm room.

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  22. Sex and Diversity by camperdave · · Score: 4, Informative
    On a serious note, no sex, no evolution

    The purpose of sexual reproduction (mitosis) is to blend genetic traits, and thus diversify the species. However, I can think of a number of ways that genes can be modified without mitosis:
    • Mutation. A stray cosmic ray, or bit of radiation hitting the DNA at just the right spot.
    • Virus. A virus could inject a change into the DNA strand of the organism.
    • Hijacking. Perhaps the organism can take DNA strands from its food, or from another organism and combine them with its own.
    • Pre-encoding. The DNA of the organism may actually encode enough information to build several versions of the creature, and which version gets built is random, or determined by the environment, or is cyclical (the way that certain characteristics skip generations).
    ... or perhaps the creatures are slipping off for a "quickie" while the scientists aren't looking.
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  23. Bio Class Mistake by zpeterz63 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a bad idea to read "organism" as "orgasm" when you're reading out loud for a class.

  24. The greying of slashdot by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's no denying it. We're getting older. There are now more jokes about wives not having sex than there are about parent's basements.

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    1. Re:The greying of slashdot by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      and the spammers know it too. No more 'hot young co-eds crave your spunk' and 'naughty schoolgirls need your discipline', but "horny housewives need satisfaction" and "needy mature office ladies", plus medication adverts for all manner of ailments of the aging. The median age for geeks is on the rise!