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Scientists Create Sheep That Are 15 Percent Human

anthemaniac writes "Professor Esmail Zanjani and colleagues at the University of Nevada-Reno have created sheep that are 15 percent human at the cellular level. Half the organs in the sheep are human. The idea, of course, is to harvest those organs to transplant into human patients. From the article: 'He has already created a sheep liver which has a large proportion of human cells and eventually hopes to precisely match a sheep to a transplant patient, using their own stem cells to create their own flock of sheep.' One scientists worries, however, that the work could lead to new viruses that cross from animals to humans."

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  1. This worries me by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't figure out if it means we'll have more republicans or more democrats, but either way it worries me.

    1. Re:This worries me by NMerriam · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are there really so many atheists on the internet


      it is admittedly disproportionate representation, since the true believers are still checking the Bible to figure out which of the Internets to sign up for.
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    2. Re:This worries me by had3l · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hah, in Soviet Russia, humans are 100% sheep.

  2. I'm more worried ... by khasim · · Score: 4, Funny

    about its effects on the international haggis market.

    1. Re:I'm more worried ... by beckerist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait, I thought Scottish Farmers had been making these for AGES!

  3. Re:Sweet! by dattaway · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next we are going to have to send the sheep to public schools. And humans are going to complain that they are taking over our jobs.

  4. How to flirt with the sheeple by L.+VeGas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, Lamby, you got any human in you?

    Just 15%? What do you say we make it 20?

    1. Re:How to flirt with the sheeple by Cervantes · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, Lamby, you got any human in you?

      Just 15%? What do you say we make it 15.2% ?


      Fixed that for you...

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  5. At what percentage.. by myth24601 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When they get to 51% human can you marry them?

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  6. brings new meaning to by Kierthos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mary had a little lamb.

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  7. THE most important question related to this topic! by IgLou · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok, if I ate a sheep that was 15% human would that make me 15% cannibal?

    And don't go looking at me like it hasn't crossed any of your minds!

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  8. No probaalem. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't see a probaalem with doing this. It sounds useful and baaenificial.

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  9. Re:Don't give them brains... by boyko.at.netqos · · Score: 5, Funny

    If sheep have human brains, does that mean they can finally consent?

    I'm getting really ticked off at the whole "Baa means no!" crowd.

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  10. Re:Sweet! by buraianto · · Score: 5, Funny

    One has already been to school with Mary, though it was against the rules. It made the children laugh and play.