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Space Debris Narrowly Misses Airliner

An anonymous reader writes "An airliner jet traveling from Chile to New Zealand early today was in for an interesting ride. Flaming space debris — the remains of a Russian satellite — came hurtling back to Earth not far from a commercial jet on its way to Auckland, New Zealand. Here's further justification for the growing concern of the increasing amounts of space garbage orbiting our planet. From the article: 'The pilot of a Lan Chile Airbus A340 ... notified air traffic controllers at Auckland Oceanic Centre after seeing flaming space junk hurtling across the sky just five nautical miles in front of and behind his plane...'"

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  1. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    YOU hit spacejunk!

  2. Chili? Russion? by SouperMike · · Score: 5, Funny

    An airliner jet traveling from Chili to New Zealand early today were in for an interesting ride. Flaming space debris -- the remains of a Russion satellite -- came hurtling back to Earth not far from commercial jet on their way to Auckland, New Zealand.

    Chili?

    Russion?



    I hate it when my spicy peppers serve as runways.... editors, come on. Are you kidding me?

    1. Re:Chili? Russion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Editors? At slashdot? Come on. Are you kidding me?

    2. Re:Chili? Russion? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's more likely than you think.

    3. Re:Chili? Russion? by Goaway · · Score: 2, Informative

      Slashdot "editors" do not "edit" submissions. This makes Slashdot "more real", according to CmdrTaco.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=174297&thresho ld=0&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=14502339#145024 84

    4. Re:Chili? Russion? by permaculture · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slashdot "editors" do not "edit" submissions.
      Seems high time to change the name to something that reflects what they actually do do.

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  3. Behind? by drachenfyre · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm curious, when did Airbus start putting rear view mirrors in their planes? I have never known it possible in any recent commercial airliner for the pilots to see back behind them.

    1. Re:Behind? by cabinetsoft · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm curious, when did Airbus start putting rear view mirrors in their planes? I have never known it possible in any recent commercial airliner for the pilots to see back behind them
      Video camera?
    2. Re:Behind? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's harder when you have to roll down the window with that little crank.

    3. Re:Behind? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

      IN 2010, they intend to ship planes with Klinger as well.

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    4. Re:Behind? by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm curious, when did Airbus start putting rear view mirrors in their planes? I have never known it possible in any recent commercial airliner for the pilots to see back behind them.

      It's possible that the description of "behind" meant something other than "directly behind". Sure, in commercial aircraft cockpits you can't see the tail of the plane from the cockpit, but you could certainly see something well past a 90 degree bearing if you lean towards the window. Even from a dinky passenger window your field of view encompasses points that could reasonably be described as "in front of", "behind", "above", and even "below" the plane - and you can do all that without needing windows in the ceiling or floor, or forward-/rear-view mirrors.

      So no need for mirrors, external cameras, visuals from other planes, etc - the pilot saw a flaming piece of debris falling down ahead of the plane, planted his face against the side cockpit window to get a wider field of view while scanning the sky, and reported seeing another piece of debris coming down somewhere in the rear quadrant - you know, "behind" the plane.

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  4. I'll get right on it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I work at a major supplier for onboard electronic systems for airliners. I'll remind my boss at the next meeting to bump up the priority on the space junk laser defense system.

  5. Behind the plane? by hlh_nospam · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Looks like this article needs some proofreading (Russion?), in addition to a reasonableness check. I have never piloted an aircraft in which you could see to the rear. The only aircraft that I know of in which you can see to the rear are military fighters, and even then, the view is limited, and the pilot has rare occasion to look back. Well, actually, I take that back -- I've seen pictures of general aviation aircraft with 'bubble' canopies, but I've never actually seen one in person.

    1. Re:Behind the plane? by gunny01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Most Airbus planes have reversing cams, that let you see out the back of the plane from your seat.

      That said, the pilot couldn't have seen it from 5 nm (9.26km, for the non-plane nut /.ers), and to my knowledge, commercial airliners don't carry radar to pick up that sort of stuff. They carry weather and transponder radar, not the fancy military radar you'd need to detect flying pieces of metal in the sky.

      This story smell like something the fools at airliners.net would drag up. Chili? Russion! Seriously, slashdot is really going downhill recently...

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    2. Re:Behind the plane? by jsight · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have never piloted an aircraft in which you could see to the rear. The only aircraft that I know of in which you can see to the rear are military fighters, and even then, the view is limited, and the pilot has rare occasion to look back.


      Then you haven't flown many aircraft. The Cessna 172 would be one example (ok, the really early ones didn't have rear windows, but most do). :)

      Looking back in flight even then would be relatively unusual, but then so is seeing flaming debris flying by.
  6. Slashdot: news for chileans. by mfarah · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This isn't the first time I read some news involving Chile here on slashdot before there's any local news coverage, if at all (two previous ones were the one about the mapuches complaining about a Mapudungun version of Windows and the one about the mistery corpse beached in the southern region).

    It's sad that our journalism sucks so much.

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  7. Space debris eh? by Kandenshi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, how long before Planetes becomes a reality?

    wikipedia's page
    Animenfo's link

    Using the Kessler syndrome seems to be a popular enough thing in fiction, I wonder if it'll ever get to be a problem in reality.

  8. Re:Interesting by Holmwood · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually most of the junk falling out of the sky is the 'good' news, notwithstanding how disturbed the flight crew must have been. (inasmuch as there is good news at all). Most of it is relatively small; that which isn't is usually tracked more precisely. The article notes that they got the timing wrong for the terminal de-orbit of that satellite (and hence the position as well).

    The really bad news is the junk that isn't de-orbiting, but staying up there. As the second article notes, even if we stopped all launches today, collisions and resulting fragmentations (creating even more space junk objects) would only be balanced by de-orbiting space junk up until 2055, after which time the number of objects would increase for circa 200 years.

    While a $100m satellite being destroyed may just be bad news for taxpayers, or shareholders (and hence pension funds) or TV viewers, or GPS users, it might also be very bad news for people in remote communities who rely on telemedicine. There are a lot of increasingly critical applications that depend on satellites.

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  9. Wormhole Technology! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Funny

    after seeing flaming space junk hurtling across the sky just five nautical miles in front of and behind his plane...

    Apparently the Russions developed wormhole technology! An object can be both in front of and behind a jet at the same time! I hope they don't share this technology with the Chili-ans!

    Apparently, the Chili-ans have already developed the highly vaunted A-340 rear-view mirror technology. (Seriously, how do you see something 5 miles BEHIND a A-340 from the pilot seat?)

    Or maybe this is just the worst summary ever. Although I'm a fan of anybody who can completely offend 160 million people in a single paragraph by misspelling the name of their nations.

    1. Re:Wormhole Technology! by Gearoid_Murphy · · Score: 2, Informative

      air bus do have rear view cameras installed in their planes. The purpose of these cameras is to assist with the taxing of the aircraft, makes it easier to spot any russions as well :)

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  10. not space junk - the solution to space junk by iiii · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here's further justification for the growing concern of the increasing amounts of space garbage orbiting our planet

    Absolutely false. That was not space junk. It was atmospheric junk, which is not a problem because it falls, burns, and rapidly becomes either vaporized or on the ground. The problem with space junk is that it just sits there in orbit and never goes away. And the orbit that it is in could cross your orbit with an extremely high closing velocity.

    If we could get all of our space junk to become atmospheric junk, the problem would be solved.

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    1. Re:not space junk - the solution to space junk by LoofWaffle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Absolutely false. That was not space junk. It was atmospheric junk, which is not a problem because it falls, burns, and rapidly becomes either vaporized or on the ground. The problem with space junk is that it just sits there in orbit and never goes away. And the orbit that it is in could cross your orbit with an extremely high closing velocity. If we could get all of our space junk to become atmospheric junk, the problem would be solved. Just a couple of technical issues with your justification. First, it was space junk because it didn't start in the atmosphere (unless you count the moment it was launched, in which case I concede). Second, falling debris (whether atmospheric or otherwise)is a problem. Something with sufficient mass that survives the free fall will cause damage. Third, the orbit of space junk is the determining factor as to whether or not it goes away. A piece of debris in a low earth orbit or with a highly eccentric orbit will eventually fall back to earth due to atmospheric drag. It may take thousands of years (or a collision) for the orbit to decay enough for that to happen, but it will happen. On a positive note, you are correct about objects in orbit having a high closing velocity since the minimum velocity to maintain a low earth orbit is about 7700 meters per second.
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  11. Re:define "narrowly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When a plane can cruise at over 500 miles per hour, thats over 8 miles a minute (a jumbo jet can probably approach 10miles/minute). We're talking about a window of less than a minutes (closer to 30 seconds) difference between a safe flight and a quick, firey landing. So yes, five miles is significant.

  12. Weren't they at Woodstock? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Flaming Space Debris", now that's a great name for a rock band.

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  13. Dr. Evil's Giant Magnet by rodney+dill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fortunately work has already been begun on Dr. Evils's Giant Magnet

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  14. OK then, how about this? by Ericular · · Score: 5, Funny

    The debris came within .0000000538 AU of the aircraft.

  15. Definitely, we need a Vacuum Cleaner by VernonNemitz · · Score: 2, Funny
  16. Its time for Roger Wilco by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 2, Funny

    to clean up the mess in our space. :-)

  17. OK, I'm confused by FlyByPC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can someone please explain how a 340 pilot can see 5nm *behind* the aircraft? They don't exactly have rear-view mirrors, ya know...

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    1. Re:OK, I'm confused by mikael · · Score: 4, Informative

      But they do have CCTV surveillance systems fitted on the undercarriage and in the tail. The first is for intruder detection on the aircraft and for tourist entertainment, while the second is to detect engine fires.

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    2. Re:OK, I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The first is for intruder detection on the aircraft and for tourist entertainment, The tourists' entertainment would no doubt be taken to new levels with the detection of an intruder. Nothing like 300 people watching while a masked gang of plane-jackers clamber onboard.
    3. Re:OK, I'm confused by mikael · · Score: 2, Informative

      The tail camera does point forwards, it's the dome camera in the underside that does the 360 degree view. Although I'd think a dome camera in the tail would be awesome.

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  18. The odds?!?! by Kong99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, what are the odds of being in an aircraft and being hit by space debris?!!? 10 Million : 1, 100 Million : 1, 1 Billion : 1. This is NOT a problem. An oddity, curiosity, decent headline... yes. A problem, no.

  19. Relative Risk by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Number of people killed per annum by falling space junk hitting aircraft - 0
    Number of people killed per annum by motor accidents in the UK - 3221 (and that was a record low)

    I'm not sure this story will keep me awake at night.

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    1. Re:Relative Risk by steevc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Over a million killed worldwide on the roads! I believe it's around 40k/year just in the USA.

      How many die in plane crashes each year? I expect it's in the hundreds on average. Similar for trains.

      I think the news programmes should announce road death statistics regularly to give people some perspective on which is the most dangerous form of transport. I'm certainly more scared when driving than when flying even though I appreciate that a motoring accident is generally more survivable.

      Read some Schneier for some sanity.

  20. Re:define "narrowly" by Elad+Alon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You're forgetting that the space junk is travelling at similar speeds, not hanging there in the same altitude as the plane in waiting. The window is a split second when the two can actually collide. The biggest actual hazard is probably caused by the turbulences created by that falling junk.

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  21. Re:Where did u say the plane was from?? by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Informative

    btw.... don't get me wrong Cmdrtaco.... but can't you spell my country's name properly? 'Chili'.... what were u thinking?

          Don't worry - you should see what the Americans do to MY country - Costa Rica. They confuse us with Puerto Rico! To the extent that I have even had my luggage sent to San Juan (Puerto Rico) instead of San José (Costa Rica). Sigh.

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  22. Re:Interesting by Phisbut · · Score: 5, Informative

    The really bad news is the junk that isn't de-orbiting, but staying up there.

    The solution is quite simple actually. Since all that junk is orbiting Earth, the position of any one piece of junk at any time is function of the Earth's gravity (and the piece's velocity), that's how orbits work. Since we can't change the junk's velocity (it doesn't have an engine, or we lost contact with it), all we need to do is increase the Earth's gravity for a couple of days and all the junk will de-orbit by itself. How to increase the Earth's gravity is left as an exercise to the reader.

    The unfortunate side effect of that solution though is we're in for quite a shock (and one hell of a high tide) in a couple of years time when the moon comes crashing on Mount Fiji...

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  23. Re:Phew. That was close by z0idberg · · Score: 4, Informative

    5 nautical miles is approx 5.75 miles.

    A340 typical cruising speed = 544 mph.

    So covers 5 nautical miles in about 38 seconds.
    Pretty close if you ask me.

  24. So: by Shaltenn · · Score: 2, Informative

    The A340 (Depending on Variant) travels at anywhere from 544mph to 570mph. The debris was 5miles ahead and 5miles behind them. Lets take the typical cruise speed of 544mph. 544mph ~ 9miles per minute and ~ .15miles per second. So if they were a minute slower they prolly woulda hit the trailing debris, and if they were a minute faster they prolly woulda hit the leading debris. That's crazyness!

    Good piloting on their fault, I'm glad nothing terrible came of this. Aviation has had enough problems.

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  25. Story is Bunk -- Everybody Take Deep Breaths by TallestRocketScienti · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All major themes of these reports -- except the existence of a startling and bright fireball -- need to be treated with EXTREME SKEPTICISM. All available documentation shows the Progress de-orbit was performed exactly on time -- and if it wasn't, it would have burned up over an entirely different part of the globe. Twelve hours earlier, its passages across the Pacific were over Kamchatka and just south of the Aleutians -- nowhere near the airborne eyewitnesses. Range estimates by pilots of bright fireballs are NOTORIOUSLY inaccurate, and pilots have been known to throw their aircraft into violent evasive maneuvers based on seeing bright fireballs that were 100 to 150 kilometers away. This is GOOD for safety's sake -- always interpret a sudden visual stimulus in the most hazardous way -- but it's bad for 'dispassionate observations'.

  26. Re:Interesting by inviolet · · Score: 4, Funny

    The solution is quite simple actually. Since all that junk is orbiting Earth, the position of any one piece of junk at any time is function of the Earth's gravity (and the piece's velocity), that's how orbits work. Since we can't change the junk's velocity (it doesn't have an engine, or we lost contact with it), all we need to do is increase the Earth's gravity for a couple of days and all the junk will de-orbit by itself. How to increase the Earth's gravity is left as an exercise to the reader.

    Not to worry; the Earth gains about one ton per year from infalling cosmic particles.

    As well, the Frito-Lay Corporation, in partnership with Dolly-Madison, are committed to the task of increasing the Earth's gravitational pull... one person at a time. I take my hat off to these patriotic, civic-minded businesses for doing their part to solve the desperate space-junk problem!

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  27. Modified Pre-Takeoff Safety Instructions by SeaDour · · Score: 4, Funny

    "In the event of a collision with a huge, fiery meteor, oxygen masks will drop from the panel above you..."

  28. Re:define "narrowly" by jonnythan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He's saying that the airliner and the flaming ball of space debris occupied the same volume in space 30 seconds apart from each other.

    Had the airliner been exactly 30 seconds (or whatever) ahead of schedule, we would be reading about an airliner that got shot down by what appears to be a missile.

  29. Near Miss? Probably Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Even to experienced pilots, a sight like this is extremely deceptive, especially at night.

    I witnessed the same thing about 20 years ago, as I was flying a B-52 westbound over Montana on a night-time training flight. A Russian booster re-entered the atmosphere in front of us, traveling north to south (it had just put a satellite into polar orbit), visibly burning and breaking up. Pilots all over the western US were reporting the sight, many thinking an airliner was burning and breaking up in their immediate vicinity.

    The funny thing was that even though the thing was at least 50 to 75 miles above any of us and hundreds of miles away from most of the pilots witnessing it, most were reporting it to be within a few thousand feet vertically, and less than 10 miles away.

    The human visual system is just not equipped to judge the size and position of something like this without a terrestrial frame of reference. All pilots are aware of that, but in the heat of the moment, the visual illusion can be extremely powerful.

  30. Re:Phew. That was close by crlove · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A car... no.

    If flaming space debris fell from the sky a 20-second-walk ahead of me?

    I'd be telling that story for years.

  31. They don't dump the toilet INTENTIONALLY.... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 4, Informative

    , but "turdsicles" falling from aircraft toilets are more common than you might think.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_ice_(aircraft)
    http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/archive/2003/Febr uary/12/local/stories/02local.htm

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  32. Re:nautical miles, not miles. by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny
    1 nautical mile == 1.2 standard miles.

    1 NM == 1 minute of Latitude

    So it also missed him by 5 minutes;-)

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  33. Think the other way by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Flaming debris" involves a lot higher speeeds, since the reason it's flaming isn't friction, it's almost adiabatic compression of the air in front of the falling object. Basically it's like compressing gas in a cylinder with a piston. The piston is the falling object, and the sides and bottom of the cylinder are just the air being unable to get out of the way fast enough.

    (It's also the same thing that creates the first flaming fireball in the nuke. The shockwave compresses the air so hard, it becomes glowing plasma.)

    Now I'm too lazy to search for the speeds at which that happens, but let's just say in layman's terms that's "bloody incredibly fast." We're talking massively hypersonic speeds. It makes the A340 look like a snail by comparison.

    An A340 is how tall? 17m? If the falling debris was fallong only at sound speed (340m/s), it would be within the right height band to actually collide for only 0.05s. At flaming debris speeds, make that a couple of milliseconds.

    So for the A340 to collide, it would have to cross that 5.75 miles distance not in 38s, but in the above mentioned couple of milliseconds. So, no, that's not close at all.

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  34. Near miss? Pfft... by spankey51 · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a commercial pilot, I can honestly say that 5 nautical miles is an eternity in an aircraft. In uncontrolled airspace (and even many times in controlled A/S) I routinely close to within 1 nautical mile of other aircraft before either of us becomes aware of eachother. On half a dozen or so times, I've had a "narrow miss" where my flightpath converged to within a few hundred feet of someone else... I've crossed the exact coordinates of other aircraft and would have hit had we not been separated by 1-200 feet of altitude. Trust me, it happens ALL the time in general aviation. If you research midair collisions, you'll find that they are extremely rare.
    -If the debris had hit the airplane, what would have changed? It would be an astronomically improbable albeit unlucky event. The passengers have more of a chance of having a catastrophic engine/structural failure. but do we worry about that? Do you read headlines that say "Airliner narrowly misses it's annual inspection, hundreds nearly die as wing nearly falls off"
    -Shameful media... that's all. It should have said something like "Passengers get to witness russian satellite burnup"
    -And I think that "behind the aircraft" is describing the pilot looking out the side window and noting that the fireball was to the side and behind... say at the 8 O'clock position... more to the side, but still behind and easily seen by the pilot.

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  35. Re:define "narrowly" by maggard · · Score: 2, Informative
    Had the airliner been exactly 30 seconds (or whatever) ahead of schedule...

    But not a fraction of a degree to either side, or a 29 seconds earlier or 31 seconds earlier, assuming the report in in any way accurate.

    Seriously, while disturbing, the odds of the two paths intersecting simultaneously are, ahem, astronomically low.

    ... we would be reading about an airliner that got shot down by what appears to be a missile.

    No, we'd probably be reading about an aircraft that suffered a sudden, mysterious, possibly catastrophic failure in flight.

    The likely first suspicion would be a bomb aboard the aircraft, or some sort of structural failure. A missile, far out over the ocean, fired upon a commercial airliner, at high altitude, far from any area of combat, would be one of the least likely causes considered.

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  36. Re:define "narrowly" by Instine · · Score: 2

    Haveing seen some pretty big chunk of space junk (Russion again ;), its not that simple. As mentioned, the debris was fore and aft the plane. The rentering beris that I saw took up a significant arc of the sky. It was HUGE! Realy. VERY big. It scared the crap out of me. I thought Finland was going to be wiped out or something. The scale and speed was so, well, alien. Obviously it wasn't that big, and Finland survived, but it was many hundreds of times longer than a plane's length.

    My point is, if the debris were a point, you'd have one, but its not, it a LARGE (often) desintegrating mass, granular.

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  37. Re:Interesting by FlynnMP3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'll tell you why.

    Because Informative has become the new Funny moderation. The reason this happened over a period of 2-4 years is people figured out that they could pre-mod the "funny" mod'd posts to such a negative number that their own personal reading threshold would never see them. Thus escaping the innane* humor and recycled jokes that appear on Slashdot. And it's a way to game the moderation system because most people aren't going to pre-mod informative posts down to oblivion. Some people's parents, I tell ya.

    * I say innane because after reading the same jokes with new trappings really started to impact how often I visited here. So by definition, innane is a point of view thing.

  38. Re:We know it was Russian because???? by Promodeus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It was a scheduled re-entry of a Russian satellite that went ahead by 12 hours of it's supposed re-entry time. Some newscast have stated more than 100 Km from the plane, others just 8 Kms... Either way, is fairly close.

  39. Re:It was not a comet. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Show me the credible research that proves that we have an undetected binary companion on the fringes of our solar system, or that many of the small moons of the gas giants really were recently captured into stable orbits, or perhaps some documents or statistical data that proves there is a worldwide conspiracy to cover it all up. As far as I can see, you don't HAVE anything credible to prove your point -- you make very broad inferences from some weak hypotheses, and because you WANT it to be true, you believe it HAS to be true.

    Tutt tutt! You are making assumptions, and you chose to be rude based on those assumptions rather than ask questions.

    If you want to see the information you're requesting, ask nicely. And while you're at it, invest in your own curiosity and look around. (Asking and seeking are linked.) But if you are not interested then you may certainly continue to indulge in rudeness and bland witicisms. You'll get back exactly what you put forth.


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