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Nano Scale Artworks
Matthew Sparkes writes "This article is a list of the best nano-scale artworks. It includes a 15 micron wide badger, a ten micron long guitar (which was actually played) and a 120 micron long New Scientist logo. Of course these are the images that got released to the press. In labs around the world people must have used their bleeding-edge technologies to make structures just to impress their friends. I wonder how many scientists' significant others have received nano-Valentines on Feb 14th?"
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Nano valentines: For when you only love a very tiny amount.
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scientists' significant others already have nano-expectations.
openly accept my new microscopic God.
Back in my VLSI class at the Univ. of Saskatchewan in 1985, our chip design team put each of our initials into the chip (I think it was a simple 10-bit adder) and although it may have seemed easy, we had to add them in such a way as to pass the various layout tests that the fab plant forced on the file. So we couldn't just add a Metal layer with "TDz" on it, it had to be drawn in such a way that all the various layout rules such as minimum distance and certain layers not crossing in certain ways had to be followed.
TDz.
...forms of nanoscale artwork is the art etched into microchips. It's more fun than most nanoscale art, because if you start pulling apart ICs and putting them under a powerful enough microscope, you can spot all kinds of artwork.
For those who are unfamiliar with it, I highly recommend the Molecular Expressions Silicon Zoo gallery of chip art:
http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creatures/
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I wonder how many scientists' significant others have received nano-Valentines on Feb 14th?"
Many -- it's an old trick.
"Honey, for Valentine's, I made you a really beautiful, tiny guitar. The frame is from one piece! Here, take a look. Oh, wait, we need your laboratory-grade nano-scale microscope for this. You don't have one? Ah, crap, then we can't see it! Oh well, tough break, maybe we'll get a chance some other time."
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No, Taco, that's women and english professors...
/do/ grade on size, but typically it's in the opposite direction, the smaller the detail, the better.
Well art professors
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Nano valentines: For when you care enough to send the very least.
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I made a genetically modified virus for Valentines day. Unfortunately, none of my Valentines seem to enjoy it when I sneeze on them. I'm just spreading the love :(
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What about nano-dildos for nano-pussies ?
Wait, wait, you're saying that scientists have significant others??
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Wikipedia says: Micrometre, one millionth of a metre. The term micron was officially sanctioned as part of the metric system from 1879 to 1967
Get over it already!
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Thousands of nanometers is not nanoscale. I work with researchers who like to report measurements in thousands of nanometers instead of microns. It's stupid. Don't do it.
So when is someone going to make the world's tiniest violin?
God spoke to me.
a ten micron long guitar (which was actually played)
I was horribly disappointed that they didn't make the "world's smallest violin".
We're using an unofficial but universally understood unit of measure!!!!
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Take it from me, women dont like scientific geek gifts: When I was in university I had access to the high pressure systems in the physics and chem labs, so I made her a dimond out of some carbon I...ummm...had lying around...yeah...anyway. She was definaly not impressed. I then, with a different girl used the same labs to make a string of jewels of various styles and make a necklace. Also not impressed. the moral of the story, physics geeks dont get the girl...those with IT skills however...lets just say I've gotten the girl because I could fix her laptop.
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The guitar shown in the link is a 10 micron Fender guitar; the playable guitar referenced by the article is 50 micron Gibson Flying V.
Now all we need is a 90 micron guitarist. Quick, where do we find a Lillipution orchestra?
nano-scale artworks. It includes a 15 micron wide badger, a ten micron long guitar (which was actually played) and a 120 micron long New Scientist logo.
This features are all multi-micron in size. That isn't nano-scale, that's micro-scale, a three orders of magnitude difference. Just because it's small doesn't make it "nano". (Perhaps "nano" is the new "turbo" or "extreme"? Oh no wait, that's "HD".)
Come back when the features are nanometer size, like this one, or these.
-- Alastair
How cool would it be to stick a nano scale musical instrument into someone's ear so they chronically have a song stuck in their head. Hehehehe... Oh the future of nano pranks... Suddenly the future looks pretty bright.
Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
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I now have a reason to buy a decent microscope... Nano p0rn! Whoo hoo!
Thanks editors, all the links in the summary are NSREF'd. Way to give away free (points, money, whatever) to submitter.
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a way to accurately draw my penis to scale
I wonder what the cost is to produce these once the initial template is made? I know that many microchips have been found to have microscopic (nanoscopic?) logos and/or designs etched in them. Many countries also include various watermarks etched to microweave in their currency.
How practical would it be to include an imprint that is only visible to microscope, and have a verification method that depends on checking said imprint (would have to be viewable with somewhat inexpensive microscopes).
The difference between 10 nm and 10 micrometers is a factor of 1000 difference in size: it's like confusing a wristwatch and Big Ben clock tower watch. Even more importantly, nanoscale objects cross over into a radically different behavior, governed by quantum phenomena and other strange interactions--they can no longer be described as rigid objects subject to Newtonian mechanics.
Oh, well, I guess this is the New Scientist's answer to sensational journalism in popular press. O tempora, o mores
The playable guitar (a Flying V) is 50 microns, 5 times bigger than the (unplayable) 10 micron 'strat' original.
Not that 50 microns isn't crazily small...
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Everyone knows that Intel will be Inside of all future art
In college, I made a metal1 layer of my initials "+" my girlfriend's initials in an unused area of a 2um process microchip through MOSIS (the letters were around 100um tall). You could see it in a microscope. She wasn't impressed.
New girlfriend was acquired shortly thereafter.
Scientist 1: "Come and take a look a look at my nano-penis!"
Scientist 2: "Put your pants back on."
make friends with the badger, the badger is your friend...
... would be just SO tight
is so beautiful.
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