Linux Preinstalled Dell Available Soon
An anonymous reader writes "According to a BetaNews article,
Dell confirmed on Wednesday plans to offer Linux pre-installed on select desktop and notebook systems, beyond its current Linux-based servers and Precision workstations.
No specific time frame was given for the expanded Linux plans, although the company said in a blog posting that it will provide an update in the coming weeks regarding the effort. It will detail 'information on which systems we will offer, our testing and certification efforts, and the Linux distribution(s) that will be available,' Dell said, adding that, 'The countdown begins today.'"
Oh the joy, I can just see it now ...
... sure ... you said Lyn-ucks? ... can you spell that please?
Dell: Hello, can we help you?
Me: Hi, I am having some problems installing Linux on my new Dell laptop. I need some information about the video card so I can set up X.
Dell: Ok, umm
Me: Yes?
Dell: Ok, umm
If Linux comes preinstalled that means stick to to Microsoft by putting Linux on instead. Where's the fun in that?
...a commercial with a stoner penguin saying, "Dude, you're getting a Dell!".
They're actually waiting for the next version of the ever-so-popular you-know.... GNU/Linux distribution. Although Greedy Gorilla would be a nice moniker for Vista....
If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
Hopefully the only Windows they will soon be installing at Dell headquarters are chair-proof windows.
So, Linux will be preinstalled on Dell computers?
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those!
I, for one, welcome our new Dell overlords!
In Soviet Russia, Linux preinstalls you on a Dell computer!
1) Preinstall Linux on Dell computers.
2) ???
3) Profit!!!
"Talk is cheap. Show me Dell." --Linus Torvalds.
Cliche overload! My brain has been slashdotted...
"Hello, this is Linus Torvalds, and I pronounce Linux as Dell!"
Dell: How can I help you today?
Me: I bought this computer with Linux on it from you guys, and now I am having problems with X.
Dell: RTFM, n00b!
Ronald said nothing. He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse, and rode madly off in all directions.
You ruined my search on the keyword 'Funny', you insensitive clod !
Don't you know it is now both immoral and criminal to think beyond the next quarterly report?
Sorry just couldn't stop myself reformatting your comment a little
Emphasis and formatting mine up there, the text is left as in the original post.
In a single post, you managed to give:
5 positive points
about the news and immediately refute them all.
You also wondered about:
3 things
Are we after some sort of record?
Dell: Hello, can we help you?
Me: Hi, I am having some problems installing Linux on my new Dell laptop. I need some information about the video card so I can set up X.
Dell: Ok, umm
Me: Yes?
Dell: Ok, umm
Me: Uh... Phonetics??
Dell: Yes Phonetics... you know Lima, Indigo, November...
Me: Mmm... Ok... I don't know phonetics but I'll try... Lima, Indigo, November..... wait... let me seee.... http://www.google.com/
Dell: Excellent Sir! Now please spell out your full name and address, the model name of your Dell computer, it's serial code, the Linux operating system version and your corporate credentials... Using phonetics of course.
Me: All of it?
Dell: Yes, all of it.
Me: Is that necessary?
Dell: Yes Sir. In order to avoid any confusion about the origin of support calls Dell management has decided that all identifying information has to be spelled out by the customer using phonetics.
Me: Arrrghh... Very well then... Juliet, October, Hotel, Ummm..... let me see.... November, Delta, October, Echo.... Ummm.... Oh, fuck this..... **Hangs up**
Dell: Ahhhh... Yet another Linux support call successfully handled.
Me: Hmmmm.... let me see: http://groups.google.com/ comp->linux....
I actually had a conversation like this with a support guy (from Network solutions IIRC, it was a couple of years ago).
Only to idiots, are orders laws.
-- Henning von Tresckow
will a preinstalled linux prevoid the warranty?
Lemon curry???
. . . if I have a problem with it is Dell Support going to tell me to reformat the hard drive and load Windows. . .?
What?
I wonder about suv4x4. [grin] :P
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