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Serious Magnet Failure at CERN's New Accelerator
GrepNut writes "CERN is reporting that the giant magnets that steer the particle beam in the new and highly anticipated Large Hadron Collider have just failed catastrophically in a stress test, apparently due to a design oversight. It doesn't help that the magnets were designed and built by CERN's US competitor Fermilab." While safety precautions were followed, and no one was injured nor were any rifts in the space-time continuum opened, it's still a rather large setback for the project.
The part was destroyed and subsequently compressed into a singularity by the black hole that the device created.
Slow Down, Cowboy! It's been 60 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment.
But all credit cards within a 10-mile radius were erased.
...and make sure there aren't any redshirts around the next time you install it.
How many time do I have to tell you: Don't cross the streams!
Where would someone called Oddone work if not at a place that creates black holes.
...they're going to boost the mass spectrometer to 105% (for the extra resolution). It should be fine just so long as they follow standard insertion procedure...but you don't need to know that - everything will be fine.
Tubby or not tubby. Fat is the question
"...research associate Gordon Freeman pushes a crystalline specimen into the beam of an over-charged anti-mass spectrometer, the experiment triggers a resonance cascade, which causes severe structural damage to the entire facility and severs communications with the outside world, and within much of the facility itself..." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mesa_Research_F acility#.22The_Black_Mesa_Incident.22
God does not want us to dig a hole into His universe! that's why the new accelerator will never work!
...resonance cascade failure! :-)
An "Oh shit - nobody thunk of that" moment which building a particle accelerator.. Promising.
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Did anyone else read that as hardon collider?
so why wasn't this tagged "ha ha" ?
We're saving the ha-ha for when Switzerland disappears and the remaining crater is filled with a large strawberry shortcake with extra anchovies.
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The researcher tasked with inputting The Numbers lost his faith and didn't press EXECUTE.
All science is theoretical until it either explodes or your sandwich goes moldy... ...and explodes.