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Mozilla Foundation Sues Microsoft Over Tabbed Browsing

SlashRating© 64 slashdottit! tm According to the german tech-site heise.de, the Mozilla Foundation is suing Microsoft over the use of tabbed browsing in Internet Explorer 7. The Mozilla Foundation owns the patent 5,160,296 through one of their developers (Solomon Katz, a former Opera dev) and has begun suing Microsoft in Mountainview, California. The Foundation wants that MS immediately ceases to distribute IE 7 and pays 1.4 Billion dollars in damages. Heise reports that Microsoft has issued no official response, but is contemplating to ship IE 7 NT (no tabs).

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  1. It is already April 1st in Germany by doug · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think you've fallen for a hoax.

    1. Re:It is already April 1st in Germany by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1
      Second that, it's a joke.


      Falls sich Mozilla vor Gericht durchsetzt, sei die Herausgabe eines Internet Explorer NT denkbar. "NT" für "non tabbed"

      Yeah sure...

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    2. Re:It is already April 1st in Germany by Alphager · · Score: 3, Informative

      damnit, i hoped i could get it onto the frontpage.
      you have ruined the joke! ;-)

    3. Re:It is already April 1st in Germany by karearea · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ahh the joys of global communication ... in another 2 hours 40 minutes it will be the 2nd of April ... at least in the land of the long white cloud ... others will catch up in due course :-)

    4. Re:It is already April 1st in Germany by name*censored* · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ah, but is living in the future REALLY worth the burden of having to live in New Zealand?

      (ps. it's a joke)
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  2. Re:Mod me insightful for no real reason by jibjibjib · · Score: 1, Troll

    Dude, that only works the first time.

  3. Ponies!! Ponies!! by eclectro · · Score: 4, Informative

    I want to see some ponies! pink ones! slashdot is lame.

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    1. Re:Ponies!! Ponies!! by RedElf · · Score: 1

      Cue the new posting standards adopted from digg:

      Your IQ must be below 5 to proceed posting.

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    2. Re:Ponies!! Ponies!! by Linker3000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cue new headline "Digg sues Slashdot over patented posting method. Low submitter IQ 'cornerstone of Diggs's success'"

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    3. Re:Ponies!! Ponies!! by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Cue the new posting standards adopted from digg:

      Your IQ must be below 5 to proceed posting. Don't call people names or you will go down to -40 troll!
    4. Re:Ponies!! Ponies!! by Lars+T. · · Score: 4, Funny

      I want to see some ponies! pink ones! slashdot is lame. You must not be that new here.
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    5. Re:Ponies!! Ponies!! by Sique · · Score: 1

      Here we go:

      Ponies at Sinfest

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    6. Re:Ponies!! Ponies!! by endianx · · Score: 1

      Could someone please explain omgponies to me? Google and wikipedia have failed me.

  4. Re:SlashRating by kfonda · · Score: 1

    Darnit, I just put my broom away, now I gotta go and get it back out of the closet.

  5. Mozilla (firefox tabs) vs MSFT (Office 12 ribbon) by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is going to have an impact on their Office 12 ribbon tab patents isnt it?

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  6. Patent office on crack by MaelstromX · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Ok, April fool's joke aside, what the heck is up with that patent that it is linked to?

    Abstract: This directory tab would aid in organizing and tracking files in a suspended filing system. The quick reference directory saves the user time and provides a handy at-a-glance feature to a filing system. This directory tab is designed to eliminate sorting through a suspended folder; it allows the user to look at the directory and visually see what's in a folder. Its design also permits additions or deletions in a quick and efficient manner. The directory tab is designed to allow office personnel who are in need of a particular item within a suspended file folder the ability to date and initial the directory tab. In doing so, the next user that comes along needing the same information will be able to identify who has it in a quick and efficient manner.


    Good grief, they'll let you patent ANYTHING won't they?
    1. Re:Patent office on crack by supersat · · Score: 1

      Indeed, they will. I went to Google Patents to look at the images from the referenced patent, and on the front page, I saw a patent for... wait for it...

      A jumping snail.

      Okay, yeah, it's a design patent, but still...

    2. Re:Patent office on crack by ultracool · · Score: 1

      The Wheel [pdf warning]

    3. Re:Patent office on crack by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Everyday is April 1st at the Patent Office. Sadly though, they aren't playing jokes...they are the joke.

    4. Re:Patent office on crack by mpe · · Score: 1

      Everyday is April 1st at the Patent Office. Sadly though, they aren't playing jokes...they are the joke.

      No doubt they hold an "evergreen" patent on April Fools Day as well as one on bad jokes.

  7. Re:Mozilla (firefox tabs) vs MSFT (Office 12 ribbo by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

    Damm you, fooled again. Im going to play games all day as surfing online is just going to be "impractical" today for the next 24 timezones. Just when you think its over, bam another site in antoher timezone pulls a prank. ZE PAIN I CANT TAKE ANYMORE:

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  8. So, remember folks by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you want to be corporately evil without the hoards of geekdom realising it, be evil on April the first.

    Today is the day when Microsoft could start a hostile takeover of every linux company, and Google could announcetheir new policy of "Hang it, we'll start worshipping satan", without anyone being the wiser.

    1. Re:So, remember folks by epo001 · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, I thought every day was a day "without anyone being the wiser."

      TGI April 2nd.

  9. Re:Mod me insightful for no real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apparently not.

  10. Good day by SolitaryMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always thought April 1st is the best day for suing someone :)

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    1. Re:Good day by Moflamby-2042 · · Score: 1

      It's also the best day to invade unsuspecting countries. Who'd believe it until April 2nd!

    2. Re:Good day by mpe · · Score: 1

      It's also the best day to invade unsuspecting countries. Who'd believe it until April 2nd!

      Actually it is a fairly common day for governments to bring out unpopular legislation...

  11. Re:Mod me insightful for no real reason by bcmm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    MEEEE TOOO! PLEASE.

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  12. Re:SlashRating by intercodes · · Score: 4, Informative

    I found out something. Try coding in large values in the URL string..

    http://slashdot.org/slashdottit.shtml?vote="BIG NUMBER HERE"

    It's interesting.

    Did I succeed :)?

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  13. Opera by denver38 · · Score: 1

    Opera started even years before Firefox with tabbed browsing....

    1. Re:Opera by nocomment · · Score: 1

      and apple before that with at-ease (and someone else probably before that).

      I suspect this is an omgponies moment.

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    2. Re:Opera by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      >>Opera started even years before Firefox with tabbed browsing....
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      RTFA Katz worked at Opera and owns the patent. Now he works for Mozilla and Opera has a licence.

    3. Re:Opera by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Tabs were introduced in Microsoft Office 97

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    4. Re:Opera by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're making a serious, meaningful comment on hoax news on April 1st.

      C'mon, get into the spirit of the day and lower your IQ by 100. At least. Do like I did and soak your brain in alcohol. It really does the job well.

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    5. Re:Opera by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Did I miss something? Is that a new spin on the "There are 10 types of people in the world, those that know binary and those that don't."? Yes. It's a spin that recognizes the concept of zero.
  14. OK! by Centurix · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew keeping my Netscape shares would pay off one day!

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    1. Re:OK! by RedElf · · Score: 1

      You must use I.E., you will use I.E., there is nothing but I.E..

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  15. No hoax foax by Joebert · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's no hoax folks.
    April Fools' day was moved to April 2nd when the United States adjusted Daylight Savings Time this year.

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    1. Re:No hoax foax by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Best comment so far, Cheers :D

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    2. Re:No hoax foax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought EVERY day in the USA was fools day what with Bush being President.

    3. Re:No hoax foax by SPQR_Julian · · Score: 1

      See this, this was actually funny! I miss the ponies and the pink. Best April Fools ever.

  16. Re:Mod me insightful for no real reason by Clazzy · · Score: 1, Informative

    Ok then.

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  17. Re:Mozilla (firefox tabs) vs MSFT (Office 12 ribbo by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

    dunno, apple had ribbons in system 8 or even earlier maybe. And "tabbable" windows (windows dragged down would become tabs) which wasn't a bad idea in days where screen real estate was precious.

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  18. Re:Mod me insightful for no real reason by Ilgaz · · Score: 4, Informative

    Funny is the "metamoderation" doesn't know about April 1 and moderators will be punished to hell when this comment shows up in metamoderation 4 days later or something :)

  19. Self-referential post attempt by SamSim · · Score: 2, Informative

    This post is modded +5, Informative!

    1. Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Self-referential post attempt by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      "This post is modded +5, Informative!"

      Now for a challenge:
      This post is modded +5 Redundant

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  20. Opera ? by Monsieur_F · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I discovered tabbed browsing with Opera. Was Mozilla really the first to implement it?

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    1. Re:Opera ? by dsoltesz · · Score: 1

      Opera had it long before any other browser, so I had my hackles up when this popped up in the RSS feed. Discovering that it's all a lame-ass April Fool's hoax just disappointed me to the point I'm considering turning off all my computers for the next 21 hours and reading a book or something so I don't have to look at the fscking Internet. The damned hoaxes started yesterday, and I reached my threshold for pain around 19:47 last night.

    2. Re:Opera ? by Delkster · · Score: 1

      No, but that doesn't seem to bear much practical significance with regard to who is actually granted a patent.

      Of course that may well have an effect in a possible lawsuit regarding the patent, but in this case there really is no lawsuit, so...

    3. Re:Opera ? by intercodes · · Score: 1

      These sound silly for some of us, but there are lot of people out there who actually believe these kind of crap.

      Several friends were pinging me today with "OMG ..free broadband" .. and "Google Roxor"....
      http://www.google.com/tisp/

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    4. Re:Opera ? by unapersson · · Score: 1

      "Opera had it long before any other browser, so I had my hackles up when this popped up in the RSS feed."

      No it didn't, Netcaptor did. And if you search google groups you'll see people asking for tabbed browsing in Mozilla like in Netcaptor. Not Opera. Opera didn't have true tabbed browsing until after a few others had implemented it (Skipstone, Galeon, Mozilla). For a start, at which point in Opera could you have multiple windows with multiple tabs in them, rather than the fairly typical MDI interface they had?

    5. Re:Opera ? by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      I may be remembering wrong, but if I recall correctly Opera 5 was the first version to allow you to have both multiple windows and multiple "tabs" (which were of course really MDI child windows) at the same time. Opera 4 allowed you to choose either an MDI or an SDI interface. Opera 3 and earlier were MDI-only.

      Of course, more recent versions introduced the ability to turn off the MDI altogether and have "real" tabs. I think I'm one of the few remaining stop-outs using an Opera 3-style MDI interface with the "tabs" and address bar at the bottom above the status bar.

    6. Re:Opera ? by MadJo · · Score: 1
      RTFS (Read the fine summary):

      The Mozilla Foundation owns the patent 5,160,296 through one of their developers (Solomon Katz, a former Opera dev)
      btw, did you look at today's date? :)
    7. Re:Opera ? by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1
      btw, did you look at today's date? :)


      yes I did, and the tags too

      but I like hoaxes to be realistic

      Otherwise, okay, I missed this part of the summary! I didn't know that patents would follow the inventor when he switches companies
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    8. Re:Opera ? by BridgeBum · · Score: 1

      Are you actually trying to post insightful messages on April 1st? What's wrong with you?

      In all seriousness, I loved NetCaptor back in the day. Tabbed browsing was ahead of it's time, and just as useful then as it is now.

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    9. Re:Opera ? by MadJo · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that patents would follow the inventor when he switches companies
      Well, I wasn't sure either, but the patent is on the name of that person, and not on the name of Opera. So I'd guess that it would follow him at least. :)
    10. Re:Opera ? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You need some different friends. Maybe somebody not associated with slashdot. I hear there is this neat new website, Mispaced, or something like that. Very friendly folks.

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    11. Re:Opera ? by Domo-Sun · · Score: 1

      I think Opera 6 introduced multi instance MDI. Why people call this TRUE tabs is beyond me. Anyway, you can get multi instance with previous versions of Opera by opening in a hex editor and changing one Byte. Search for "Opera Create" and change the 'O' to a unique name for each instance. You also have to have different install directories and ensure the opera.ini points to separate install folders, otherwise you have conflicts.

      Making a program multi instance is simply that arbitrary, a check box in a wizard, and it's ridiculous that people attack Opera for not being a TRUE tabbed browser over such idiotic things as this.

  21. Re:SlashRating by jibjibjib · · Score: 1

    414 Request URI too long

  22. Re:Boo Mozilla!!! by ScouseMouse · · Score: 1

    Yes, especially as its April 1st, and there is no mention of it on Mozilla's website. I doubt Mozilla would be so stupid anyway. The problem with patents is the sheer MAD ness. We could no doubt discover that some reviewer at the patent office has rubber-stamped MS's request for a patent on base 2 or something like that.

  23. MOD PARENT UP by uncommonlygood · · Score: 1

    Couldn't agree more

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Miseph · · Score: 1

      Not sure, but apparently they're into flaming.

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  24. Re:Mozilla (firefox tabs) vs MSFT (Office 12 ribbo by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

    Doesnt stop the patent office granting them :) http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/7028023.html Linked lists have been around for decades and now its only patented in 2006. I suggest everybody flood the patent office with prior art patents, You will be supprised how many get granted, then you have right to claim money and while you hold that money (dont spend it), earn interest on it then when the patent is revoked, you simply pay the money back :) But youve made moeny. Everybody should flood the system until breaking point by doing it. They are, so why dont you do it too. In effect, slashdot it.

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  25. Wow... Firefox really has gone mainstream by Kelson · · Score: 1

    They're even filing patent lawsuits now! And I thought this post that Firefox was no longer alternative enough to be an "alternative browser" was taking things too far.

  26. wtf??? by sharperguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    wtf???

    I own the patents to jokes like this!!!

    /me goes off to sue /.

    :P

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    1. Re:wtf??? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Quick! People, quick! Here he is! The first one to make really lame ass jokes! He invented them! He started the avalanche! Slashdot him! Slashdot him!

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  27. NO! by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    Please, I beg of you, man, don't give them any more Bad Ideas! I don't want to have to convert from hexidecimal to "Microsoft .NET Visual Base DOS" to decimal in order to figure out a BSOD!

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    1. Re:No! by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      haha...MuhahaH....MwuhahahahahA....haha...hehe...h e...heh...um....cough.

  28. Re:Mod me insightful for no real reason by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, your llama is full of RAM. And she's going to be really surprised when the crias are born. (Or would they be lambs? Maybe lias? Maybe crambs?)

  29. well... by thaddeusthudpucker · · Score: 1

    I say YAY!!! for mozilla is this is true, and they win (which I seriously hope they do, maybe M$ will stop coming out with crappy new OSes like vista...) But if this is an April fool's article, Clever! I about leaped up and did cartwheels...

  30. Oh... my... gawd... by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

    The schaedenfreud from a move like this would be most deserved on the Monopoly, but of course, noting the date, one can't help but laugh and wish it were true. Good story.

  31. Thank God Its Sunday by davmoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm glad April 1st is on Sunday this year. That way we don't have to worry about real news getting ignored and overlooked because Slashdot editors are too busy thinking up an entire day of bullshit stories.

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    1. Re:Thank God Its Sunday by fbjon · · Score: 1

      ACtually, they haven't thought up a single one yet. Only reported on other stories, just like normal.

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  32. No! by turing_m · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mozilla should hold out for...

    One hundred billion dollars!!!

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  33. Re:Boo Mozilla!!! by makomk · · Score: 1

    Heh - obviously the moderators didn't bother to RTFPatent...

  34. In other news by kbox · · Score: 1

    .. opera sues mozilla. (btw, i do know its an april fools)

  35. heh, good one,.. by tachyonflow · · Score: 1

    This had me fooled for a minute. I was screaming "Noooooooo! Mozilla, you're playing with fire!" After all, if Mozilla really had such a patent, they'd do well to save it for defensive purposes.

    I haven't hit the sack yet, so it didn't quite sink in that it was April Fool's Day. In fact, with all the all-nighters I've been pulling lately, I think my biological clock is only up to about March 20 or so.

  36. This one is the best so far by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    :-) and cat did not get my tongue.

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  37. If this is real, then the wars have begun. by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    Great. Make the lawyer's rich. This is like a little British boat moving close to Iranian waters. Really.

    It's the excuse Microsoft needs to start their barrage of litigation. They have lawyers. They have money. Guess who doesn't?

    Ballmer's been waiting for this moment, and The Mozilla Foundation handed it to him on a platter. Wanna see what happens when it's not really David vs. Goliath, rather Genghis Khan vs your neighbors? Watch.

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  38. Re:Boo Mozilla!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bah. Nobody appreciates (or even notices) subtle puns any longer. Or reads the article(s) cited, for the matter.

    Perhaps I was a little too subtle. Next time, it's strictly "OMFG PONIES!" That way, if anyone rates that "overrated", Taco will come down from on high and turn their css all pink.

  39. John Katz got a patent... by dattaway · · Score: 1

    Heeee's baaaack!

  40. No-TRUE-Scotsman fallacy. by Domo-Sun · · Score: 1

    "Opera had it long before any other browser..."

    "No it didn't, Netcaptor did. Not Opera. Opera didn't have true tabbed browsing until after a few others had implemented it (Skipstone, Galeon, Mozilla)."
    Well, if you're going to split hairs to load the dice, Netcaptor was not a browser, it was a shell. I remember Opera 3 had what I, and most people would call tabbed browsing, but you're trying to be a jackass.
    1. Re:No-TRUE-Scotsman fallacy. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      When did Opera 3 come out. I know that Lotus Notes had it with version 4 in 1996. If I wanted to split hairs, they had it in 1993, but the pages were not served via http over TCP/IP, so I will call it 1996. Thanks for that link by the way.

    2. Re:No-TRUE-Scotsman fallacy. by unapersson · · Score: 1

      "Well, if you're going to split hairs to load the dice, Netcaptor was not a browser, it was a shell. I remember Opera 3 had what I, and most people would call tabbed browsing, but you're trying to be a jackass."

      I'm not actually, I'm being completely serious (yes despite it being the first). I'm just recovering from a nasty bug and don't feel all that silly. And yes, I'm aware Netcaptor was a shell, but it was also the inspiration for a lot of the Mozilla based tabbed browsing efforts. The earliest I can remember being Skipstone in 2000.

      I used Opera 3 and used to like the raised display they used for hyperlinks (instead of underlines). The way you could easily link one window to another so that links from one window would open in a specified child window. Setting up real parent-child relationships.

      Yet despite that familiarity, tabbed browsing still felt like something new when I used it. The so called tabbed browsing in Opera was never referred to as such, and was never promoted as a feature, it was simply recognised as standard MDI. You could have all the pages as tiny little windows overlapping one another, that's hardly a tabbed interface. It's only people after the fact that are trying desperately to promote it as an Opera invention. I have no idea why.

    3. Re:No-TRUE-Scotsman fallacy. by Domo-Sun · · Score: 1

      Oh, I just installed Opera 3 and I don't see tabs. Opera 4 has them.

      Call them what you like. If you have windows, overlapping, and you can switch between them, with tiny titled labels, then you're talking about TABS. Microsoft invented tabs in Windows 95. It's called the Task Bar. Along with all the property windows. Oh, but I guess they didn't invent bookmarks, because they called them favorites. Shoot.

      MDI is not the antithesis of Tabs. Just because you don't call something tabs, or promote as such, does not mean your browser is not tabbed.

      Nevertheless, based on a quick install, it does look like Opera 3 doesn't have Tabs, but you [Ctrl] + [Tab] the windows. I must have confused v4 with v3. But you're still making bad arguments:

      "Opera wasn't the first browser with tabs.. I mean TRUE tabs... It was just MDI.. I mean, they didn't seem like tabs to me, and no one called them tabs, or promoted as such.

      Mistakes: Opera was a browser with tabs in v4. MDI can have tabs. They don't need to be called or promoted as tabs to be tabs. TRUE tabs is loading the dice. You should really never argue with someone who says TRUE ANYTHING, as it'll probably go nowhere.

  41. Re:Boo Mozilla!!! by jon_anderson_ca · · Score: 1

    Ummm... it's April 1, dude.

  42. Re:Attention Windows Clickarounds by Dilaudid · · Score: 1

    Crikey I didn't realise Che Guevara was working in open source now. Bill must be quaking in his boots.

  43. Re:Attention Windows Clickarounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You are a clickaround and all you know if your ugly gray existence that is Windows.

    Like most ACs on here (except me)you truly need to get laid.

  44. HAHAHAHA by Danzigism · · Score: 1

    great! You might as well sue Dillotoo ya bastards!

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  45. Enough already... by AlphaLop · · Score: 1

    I understand that it is a /. tradition to have lots of April Fools stories on the first, but does the whole page have to be composed of these this year? I am not trying to be flame bait I am just saying once is funny, 4 is wearing thin and this many is just plain tired..

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    1. Re:Enough already... by openldev · · Score: 1

      The stories aren't funny. What's funny is how many people are posting comments thinking that they are real ...

  46. Somebody sue Slashdot by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

    Because the new Slashdot design does not render properly in Firefox.

    What asshat designer would not make sure that a site like frigging SLASHDOT! doesn't work in frigging FIREFOX!

    Jeez, I hate IE!

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    1. Re:Somebody sue Slashdot by cyrtainne · · Score: 1

      Hopefully this is a joke. Slashdot works PERFECTLY in Firefox.

    2. Re:Somebody sue Slashdot by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      "Slashdot works PERFECTLY in Firefox."

      Oh, really? Then explain this. http://s169.photobucket.com/albums/u204/DZaidle/?a ction=view&current=Slashdoterror.jpg

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  47. Re:Boo Mozilla!!! by Da_Weasel · · Score: 1

    "April Fools"

    You ruined it for all of the people who just read the title of the article.

    (spoiler warning)
    The patents supporting images are of paper file folders with tabs sticking up from the top.

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  48. tabs by jovius · · Score: 1

    i can imagine the tabs being damaging... they are competing about the global tab share. you see, when a microsoft user brings about 10 tabs, it raises the total number of tabs in the world, and is 10 tabs less for other browsers. the ratio of tabs is relative to a sum of money the software companies get paid by the government for being efficient and space saving. what you all should do now is to open 100 tabs in your firefoxes, or more preferably in your local bar, so we cab really take this issue on to the next level.

  49. Another BAD Patent by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

    Using tabs for separate windows in an app pre-dates FF's use of them. Using them in a browser is hardly innovative. Sounds to me like the Mozilla patent is just another BAD patent.

    1. Re:Another BAD Patent by Elf_h34d3r · · Score: 1

      It's okay. Apparently today Wizards of the Coast announced that they are suing SquareEnix over FF's use of tabs in games as well. WotC argues that when they bought TSR, they acquired the rights to different sections (referred to as "tabs" internally) for different parts of the DND character sheet.

      Avid players of FF will note that since FF1, the UI for the character information has also divided the data into sections that they refer to as "tabs" internally as well. SquareEnix has been infringing on their patent since 1987.

      I'm glad someone's finally taking a stand against SquareEnix!

  50. Re:Mod me insightful for no real reason by sarcasticfrench · · Score: 1

    Crias is correct. However, with the advent of TiSP and google's quest to take over the world, I am afraid we will now have to call the gCrias.

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  51. Re:Mod me insightful for no real reason by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not so suare: the child of a male donkey and a female horse is a mule. A female donkey and a male horse make a hinney.

    What do you call the result of a llama that's been stuffed with RAM? Maybe we need a new word: for a woolly-thinking creature that has lots of memory that can't be accessed, we could call it a reagan?

  52. Get the story correct by slugstone · · Score: 1

    Opera had tab browings first.

  53. Mozilla Foundation Sues Microsoft by JackSpratts · · Score: 1

    well, it looks like opera-mozilla finally got the drop on bill and steve. that patent app is airtight, believe me. fair and square. crazy, but redmond is just going to have to bite the bullet and start calling them something else, at least here in the states. maybe they could try "knobs." no wait, i know: "babs!" yep. that could work. in other oddness i heard that hex thing on saturn is really a giant nut holding the planet together - and it's loosening! why is april so damn weird? - js.

  54. Funnily, IBM actually owns the patent to tabbed br by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1
  55. Shame ... by i_wanna_be_a_scienti · · Score: 1

    Now, if only this didn't have to go through a lawsuit ... and microsoft would just give them the money ... for free ... not on april fools ... because they felt like it ... but, what are the chances of that ever happening? i probably should disconnect my internet for the next 11 hours ... i was asleep before so it didn't matter ... but now ...

  56. Microsoft Performs Illegal Operation, Shuts Down by DECS · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Performs Illegal Operation, Shuts Down

    Microsoft Corp. issued a surprise press release this morning announcing that the company had "performed an illegal operation and would be shut down." Company executives refused to provide further information regarding the cause of the unexpected shutdown, only issuing a cryptic error number of $00038FF577 and advising all interested parties to "contact their system administrator."

  57. Another alternative... by catbutt · · Score: 1

    you could, say, go outside. Toss a frisbee. Walk the dog. Strike up a conversation with a real world human being.

    Seriously, you can survive one full day without regular Slashdot. You can.

    1. Re:Another alternative... by AlphaLop · · Score: 1
      Nuh uh.... ;)

      I don't like the big room with the blue ceiling and the bright light. It's scary there.... I will just sit here and bask in the glow of my CRT and wait it out.

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  58. Hanging File Folders by mastakuno · · Score: 1

    If you look at the drawing for the patent, you'll see a hanging file folder with a tab in it. Where can I get that firefox theme and can I get it in standard green?

  59. Re:Mod me insightful for no real reason by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 1

    Uh, you do see the dates when you meta-moderate, you know.

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  60. Re:Attention Windows Clickarounds by bhiestand · · Score: 1

    Crikey I didn't realise Che Guevara was working in open source now. Bill must be quaking in his boots. No, he's just working there on the side. His full time job is in the cool t-shirt business.
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  61. Re:Attention Windows Clickarounds by Dilaudid · · Score: 1

    The sad thing is I never even thought that. I just thought - "head -n 1000000 /dev/random > Windows.com"? - what a horrible waste of entropy...

  62. Re:Mozilla (firefox tabs) vs MSFT (Office 12 ribbo by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

    This outlines a course of action I am critical of because i think too much money would be involved in litigation and you can't fight the money makers with money. But this is only my gut feeling and this idea deserves more recognition than a post deep in slashdot discussion theme. You might contact some anti-patents movement and submit it as an idea.

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