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Python On Planes Supersunday Release
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slashdottit! tm
spo0nman writes "The PythonOnPlanes release team has just published PythonOnPlanes-1.3.07 aka. 'the SuperSunday' release. For those in the know PythonOnPlanes is a rapid development framework for Python which uses commonly known design patterns like ActiveRecord, Association DataMapping, Front Controller and MVC. Our primary goal is to provide a structured framework that enables Python users at all levels to rapidly develop robust web applications, without any loss to flexibility.'Major highlights in the release include Active Scrum Manager 1, Sanity Preserver 3.13 and Lart 22.21. This is also the first release with the *PythonOnPlanes Live CD Installer* officially debuting on the x86 platform.'"
Seriously.
Snakesonaplane?
...the snakes install YOU on the plains!
Paleotechnologist and connoisseur of pretty shiny things.
I have had it with these motherfucking pythons on this motherfucking plane!
Portland, North Dakota Puppies
Ruby on Rails? Python on Planes? Real Programmers use C on Chariots!
The English word fart is one of the oldest words in the English vocabulary.
Just what Slashdot needs: redundant "Snakes on a Plane" jokes. Disclaimer: I am not responsible for the 100+ Snakes on a Plane jokes that follow this post
Gooood mutha fuckin choice motha fucka!
n/t
GAAH! MY PRINTER IS ON FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
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This looks more like a dig at the RoR "wow, it's all so simple, I'm 1000x more productive than I have ever been in my life" hype than just a prank.
my sig's at the bottom of the page.
Spread these articles throughout the entire month of April. The first one to give them an aprilfools tag gets a free /. subscription.
I depend on Slashdot to give me a summary of the daily funny on April 1st. I'm lonely, don't make them take that away from me!
Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
My God!
The Pink Ponies are full of it.
the clock on the wall says 4 til 7
A +5 Redundant Mod for no reason? Please?! C'mon
What I really like about slashdot is that every year they manage to sneak in one subtle, carefully crafted April's Fool joke amid all of the reagular stories. Their prank blends in very well almost unnoticable, unless for the the prepared or critical reader. If you're not alert, you're made to believe something totally outrageous. Subtlety, careful avoidance to reference the actual date, and not ruining the joke by overdoing it: that is the real April Fool's spirit! I thank slashdot for honoring this tradation.
muthafuckinsnakes
I got nothin'
I'm Samuel L Jackson, and I want to take a moment to tell you about a film that's near and dear to my heart, SNAKES ON A PLANE! SNAKES ON A PLANE just might be the BEST film ever made! Grab yo homegirl, stop combin' that FUNKY HAIRDO, and GO SEE SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!
blah blah blah
What I like about slashdot is the dupes...
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
Delphi on Drays
"You suck."
But I still have a lower Slashdot ID number than you do. Suck my python on a plane.
Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
... PythonG.
You speak the truth.
I mean... gah! I know it's April fools (actually, it's been and gone in Australia), but my god how many piss poor jokes can one website take?
I come to Slashdot to enjoy some geeky news and stories of interest, not be bombarded with poor joke after poor joke, all of which are retreads of the same poor jokes we've had year after damn year.
Yeah! And they should change the main color... maybe to a lightish red... Also maybe something to do with something that sounds like pennies... say... ponies...
OMG PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UIDs - where smaller is better and yours is just too goddamned large.
retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
I bow to the new UID master...
Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
This has gone far enough (we've exhausted the slashdot mod options)
we had Cobol on Cobble Stones and we were grateful.
You should have at least fixed the spelling of tradition. I think they just enjoying the chance to let their hair down, so to speak.
Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
.....and still no puns abouts CORBAs.....what's wrong with you people?
Adherence to the truth is a form of disloyalty.
What the flying hell is that "Slashdottit!" box doing next to the articles. It doesn't display correctly in Safari (unless you like the left letters missing in a paragraph), and it's spelled Slashdot Tit. ...Slashdot.... Tit....
Whomever is to blame for this... tie him up and make him squeal like a pig. In either case, can someone tell me how to diable it? Thanks...
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge." - Daniel Boorstin
It's no where near as much fun when you know just about everything put out in all the media is a joke. It kind of sucks when you aren't in the mood for it. I kind of love the holiday. But the point is to actually fool some people. It's not going to happen when everything that comes out is BS.
Plan the one good joke. Not a 100 lame @ss ones.
How long after this post will this be a real development framework?
I used to read Caltizzle. I was a lot cooler than you.
I hate April Fool's day. Most of these weren't even momentarily funny.
I hate to think this is what passes for wit among the "I'm scared of girls and I live in my Mom's basement crowd", but I fear that it does.
Brett
See, this is what happens when you put a couple hundred people in an enclosed space with a bunch of programming languages.
You had Cobble Stones???
Shoot, we had to make do with Fortran on Feet. And we had to hand carry our Holloriths, too. Seventeen flights of stairs from the punchcard stations to the cardreader, through waist deep snow, and uphill both ways.
Hee, hee... I remember when Crazy Dave started saving all the chad from the bitbuckets of the cardpunch machines. After about a month he had this huge bag of microconfetti, and one afternoon when the Admin had his back to us (rethreading the backup highspeed tape machine, he was), Crazy Dave dumped all that chad into the input buffer of that old woodburning computer. Sparks went flying out every which-way from the grating, and the fluepipe turned cherry red from the heat, but that's got to have been the first ever attempt at overclocking! w00t!
That afternoon Crazy Dave prolly would of solved that puzzle Fermat left behind if the a/c had been able to keep up with the overclocking. But core overheated and the itty-bitty little wires of the outer 16K frame melted, and there were suddenly 147,456 tiny little ferrous donuts rolling around the floor (those frames used 8 bit bytes with a parity bit: pretty good stuff in the day). That's when Crazy Dave and I decided that physically removing ourselves from the presence of the Admin would be a prudent alteration in our plan.
mod me something ironic, for no apparent reason, and now back to the gibberish. Shooklemonk irk nret gooragot, meej tafgh hankmene. theywilg fargetyunkas, meklik, gob.
This has been about the worst April Fools Day ever. Partly because its Sunday, but the jokes on Slashdot and Google this year are about the most unfunny, unprankable ones ever.
Yawn...ZZzzzzz
No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?
Omg this stuff hit slashdot ? OMG OMG !
But before we panic and look at the bandwidth bills, let me congratulate the perverted genius of Mr spo0nman (and KingDiamond, indirectly). All in all, I think Yahoo! deserves the most credit for boring the hell out of us "cheap indian labour" to make things like this worth our time ;)
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
Yes, this year did suck. A bunch of boring stories that weren't half way credible, along with a digg-like slashdottit counter...
But honestly, I really do miss the ponies. Say, is there some extension or clever css hack to bring the ponies back? (and, yes I would actually browse like that everyday! seriously!) Is the only way writing a greasemonkey script to replace images and css by hand? Because my javascript-fu isn't exactly great... Any other ways? Hell, I would PAY for a webite that could proxy slashdot or such, replacing what's required in the process to get the ponies. I still have the original files required (saved the page locally just in case)
Seriously? Pretty please?
Feet? LUXURY!
We had Algol on Appendices! Appendices weren't vestigial in my day, mind you.
sigfault. core dumped.
It is very good at opening some fucking windows. Just be sure to strap in first.
#naabhaprzrag, #sverubfr-000, #agi-fcbafberq, negvpyr[pynff*=' negvpyr-ary-'] { qvfcynl: abar !vzcbegnag; }
ahh, the irish curse ftw.
Oh hell no. I wouldn't dare touch that drug.
I don't blame you. PHP can be quite dangerous.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
SQL on Rails is my favourite. The screencast is hilarious.
I'm so desperate to find an alternative to the badly documented chaos that is Ruby on Rails that I got excited....until I saw the omgponies.
I believed this one completely. I even tried the Web site and wondered how fucked up a Web framework project could be when none of the links - supposedly on a Web site built using their own product - worked! Shows you how much confidence I have in most of these projects...
Why not?
It was completely plausible that some OSS clowns would name their project after a braindead movie!
Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!