U.S. Billionaire Heads to Space Station
TurnAround writes "According to an International Business Times article, a Russian rocket carrying the American billionaire who helped develop Microsoft Word roared into the night skies over Kazakhstan Saturday, sending Charles Simonyi and two cosmonauts soaring into orbit on a two-day journey to the international space station.
Climbing on a column of smoke and fire into the clouds over the bleak steppes, the Soyuz TMA-10 capsule lifted off at 11:31 p.m. local time, casting an orange glow over the Baikonur cosmodrome and dozens of officials and well-wishers watching from about a mile away."
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Why didn't he just sit in a chair and have Steve Ballmer launch him into orbit?
Word drives me insane sometimes but surely firing him into space for it was a bit OTT.
"I see you are trying to blast into space, would you like help with that?"
...while he paid $25 million for his little trip to space, my tax dollars are subsidizing the rest of his trip. Do some damn science instead of being a taxi for the uber-rich. (I know Russia is strapped for cash.)
that the Soyuz doesn't suck up a ton of memory; crash and burn...
Windows has detected an undetectable error.
Hey, I know, let's celebrate some billionaire who can afford to take a trip to space! How fucking quaint.
Does this matter? Not in the slightest.
Not only is it a rich man's world. It is also a rich man's solar system now. Its amazing what money can bring you. He will get to experience something that I most likely never will, and he'll get to do it because he is filthy rich. Does that make him a better man and deserving of this? Most likely the answer to that question is yes. But is it not mildly depressing? Knowing that while you and billions others are scrounging to make ends meet, to buy a home, and in a majority of the cases to put food on the table, there are people who can afford to plunk down $20million + to take a joy ride into space. I don't blame him for it, and I think its his right that he do what he wants with the money he earned. Its just, such an overpowering display of wealth.
- Tempestdata
... Simonyi had a special Help* button installed. When pressed, Captain Clipsky, will pop up and say "I see you are up creek without paddle. Would you like me to make "help" scream sound for you? [blink,blink]".
* is finest teknolgy in former Soviet Russia
We're experiencing loss of document format stability up here....
We just changed from the small platform to the larger one.
I don't understand what happened to the document.
I'm pulling off the access panel now. Seems to be a whole ratsnest of old embedded
OLE objects in there. Christ that's some ugly HTML.
Sproing! What the hell just happened to my paragraph format?? Oh my god, we have a backward compatibility failure!
Somebody open the hatch, quick! Open it! what do you mean there are two different opening standards!
Ahhhhhhhh!, We're losing all design integrity here. There are so many buttons. Don't know which ones to push......
Mayday, Mayday,
(Sure hope I land on my money pile. Oh, Sh***t)
Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
.. your secondary rocket boosters. Would you like help with that?'
Not in the least!
There was a time when only the richest of the rich could afford automobiles. Now everyone has them.
Its efforts like this that will eventually drop the price down enough for space travel to be worthwhile for the general populace.
maybe I'm just jealous
Man Expelled from planet for crimes against Humanity.
Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
MS Word, in my experience, is more like having your spacecraft decide, "Well, they've used this particular reaction control thruster every time they've pressed a button, so I'm just going to go ahead and fire it off every time before they do anything to save them the time."
Then the winter came, and the Grasshopper died. And the Octopus ate all his acorns. Also, he got a racecar.
In Soviet Russia, Word launches YOU!
We'll send him cheesy movies.
The worst we can find.
(la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
Then We'll monitor his mind.
(la la la)
Now keep in mind Charles can't control
Where the movies begin or end
(la la la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his Clippy friends.
There should be a moderation category "Dumbest Comment EVER"