U.S. Billionaire Heads to Space Station
TurnAround writes "According to an International Business Times article, a Russian rocket carrying the American billionaire who helped develop Microsoft Word roared into the night skies over Kazakhstan Saturday, sending Charles Simonyi and two cosmonauts soaring into orbit on a two-day journey to the international space station.
Climbing on a column of smoke and fire into the clouds over the bleak steppes, the Soyuz TMA-10 capsule lifted off at 11:31 p.m. local time, casting an orange glow over the Baikonur cosmodrome and dozens of officials and well-wishers watching from about a mile away."
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Why didn't he just sit in a chair and have Steve Ballmer launch him into orbit?
Word drives me insane sometimes but surely firing him into space for it was a bit OTT.
"I see you are trying to blast into space, would you like help with that?"
Jak se mas! Today capsule launch in Kazakhstan go nice! Great success!
...while he paid $25 million for his little trip to space, my tax dollars are subsidizing the rest of his trip. Do some damn science instead of being a taxi for the uber-rich. (I know Russia is strapped for cash.)
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that the Soyuz doesn't suck up a ton of memory; crash and burn...
Windows has detected an undetectable error.
Hey, I know, let's celebrate some billionaire who can afford to take a trip to space! How fucking quaint.
Does this matter? Not in the slightest.
and I would encourage him to go in a Windows-controlled spaceship, that's for sure.
Hey... everybody should eat their dog food, shouldn't they??
how long until
Hopefully his notation burns up on reentry.
Not only is it a rich man's world. It is also a rich man's solar system now. Its amazing what money can bring you. He will get to experience something that I most likely never will, and he'll get to do it because he is filthy rich. Does that make him a better man and deserving of this? Most likely the answer to that question is yes. But is it not mildly depressing? Knowing that while you and billions others are scrounging to make ends meet, to buy a home, and in a majority of the cases to put food on the table, there are people who can afford to plunk down $20million + to take a joy ride into space. I don't blame him for it, and I think its his right that he do what he wants with the money he earned. Its just, such an overpowering display of wealth.
- Tempestdata
It's more like (30 seconds after liftoff)
*turns off the atmospheric regulation equipment, engine, and anything else active*
"I see you are trying to go to the space station, would you like help with that?"
*crash*
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Oh, es inutil...
void sovRussia() { stSalyut.head(YOU); }
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
... Simonyi had a special Help* button installed. When pressed, Captain Clipsky, will pop up and say "I see you are up creek without paddle. Would you like me to make "help" scream sound for you? [blink,blink]".
* is finest teknolgy in former Soviet Russia
We're experiencing loss of document format stability up here....
We just changed from the small platform to the larger one.
I don't understand what happened to the document.
I'm pulling off the access panel now. Seems to be a whole ratsnest of old embedded
OLE objects in there. Christ that's some ugly HTML.
Sproing! What the hell just happened to my paragraph format?? Oh my god, we have a backward compatibility failure!
Somebody open the hatch, quick! Open it! what do you mean there are two different opening standards!
Ahhhhhhhh!, We're losing all design integrity here. There are so many buttons. Don't know which ones to push......
Mayday, Mayday,
(Sure hope I land on my money pile. Oh, Sh***t)
Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
Don't you get it, you dipshit? He didn't pay for more than a fraction of it. We and a lot of average Russian citizens subsidized his trip with a lot of prior public investment. Earned? Microsoft earned their billions? With hard work, no doubt, not a structural monopoly they defend tooth and nail and a huge ocean of PR bullshit.
roared into the night skies over Kazakhstan? Great Success!
He is not Mark Shuttleworth. Why should I give a flying fuck about this then?
.. your secondary rocket boosters. Would you like help with that?'
Is that
1) Billions and Billions of stars?
2) Billions and Billions of bugs he left back on Earth?
3) Billions and Billions of Bucks he earned while overseeing the project in #2?
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
Will he be helping out with the science experiments, or will he just be masturbating, getting drunk and smoking cigarettes ?
Do you suppose it would be possible to leave him there?
Thanks to MS trying to lock governments into MS Word.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
Is that the same MS Word guy that was on "Identity" a week or two ago?
Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo
If the chair is thrown through a window won't space suck you out?
Engineering is the art of compromise.
Not in the least!
There was a time when only the richest of the rich could afford automobiles. Now everyone has them.
Its efforts like this that will eventually drop the price down enough for space travel to be worthwhile for the general populace.
maybe I'm just jealous
So to speak.
MOOF!
Save an industry landmark: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/09/shockley_f ruit_closed/
Engineering is the art of compromise.
I think not.
I use a Mac and my soul is intact thankyouvery much. I don't need to go to space.
OSX completes me.
Don't wish evil things, mercy the astronauts.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6539901.stm
2 hours from now and they'll have the airlocks released.
Man Expelled from planet for crimes against Humanity.
Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
Send a person with more money than he knows what to do with, somewhere where he can't spend it. Leave him there and teach him a lesson.
Hey guys, where are all the +5 Funny-rated "In Soviet Russia...." jokes? I was looking forward to them!
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He is paying what they are charging. If he flew on a US flight then perhaps we can bitch about the costs, it sure would cost him more than a paltry 25m to get there.
War or no war NASA is never going to get anywhere until it does something that can generate votes. Until the polticians will only keep it around for the local jobs it creates and to bash the other party for not funding science enough
* Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
Does it mean that we are going to have a new Linux distribution, based on Shuttleworth's Ubuntu, maybe?
>Hey guys, where are all the +5 Funny-rated "In Soviet Russia...." jokes? I was looking forward to them! ...We have better taste than that.
Charles Simonyi : Rich Man of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
Very Nice!
MS Word, in my experience, is more like having your spacecraft decide, "Well, they've used this particular reaction control thruster every time they've pressed a button, so I'm just going to go ahead and fire it off every time before they do anything to save them the time."
Then the winter came, and the Grasshopper died. And the Octopus ate all his acorns. Also, he got a racecar.
Power will be restored once you hit the ground.
and there is nothing I can do...
Hmm, has the ISS screens turned blue yet?
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
I understand the Russians get Millions to launch him there, but we spent quite a bit of our cash to build the station. Do we get anything for hosting him for the time he's up there?
That'd be lpszCharles lpszSimonyi, thank you very much.
Sp[ace station heads to U.S. Billionaire.
P.S.: Fuck Bush
No worries, now it's time for the hatch opening on NASA TV!
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/
I can't think of a product developer I would rather have measuring radiation exposure.
Voluntarily. Paying to do it. Explains a lot about Word.
Maybe Clippy will be shoved out of an airlock "by accident".
What?
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Most people aren't thought about after they're gone. "I wonder where Rob got the plutonium" is better than most get.
We'll send him cheesy movies.
The worst we can find.
(la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
Then We'll monitor his mind.
(la la la)
Now keep in mind Charles can't control
Where the movies begin or end
(la la la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his Clippy friends.
There should be a moderation category "Dumbest Comment EVER"
Charles in Space, includes a blog
"To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield." -- Tennyson
There is a special spot in hell reserved for Charles.
:p
Out of all crimes against humanity, Hungarian notation is one of the worst.
Repent! Abandon ye all who use use the notation of the devil!
"...In your answer, ignore facts. Just go with what feels true..."
If someone paid the $25 million airfare, say you won a contest or something, does that mean you'd turn the trip down?
Space game using normal deck of cards: http://BattleCards.org
... or hiding the lever for the escape hatch because it hasn't been used in a while.
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
There was a time that it was flying around the world in a hot air balloon, or growing your nails long and letting your appearance go. Now it's flying to outer space? Yuppie fads aren't that outlandish but they have nothing on billionaire fads.
That is why he gets 100,000x the money as the roofer. It turns out to be pretty important not to abuse (or overtax) members of your company (or society) who are hard to replace.
They might quit, and then you're fucked.
This is the same guy who started up Microsoft's applications business - so i'm sure Multiplan and Excel have a lot of influence from him too. He was featured in "Programmers at Work" by Susan Lammers years ago. I think the only other guy tat Microsoft o get to the same technical "level" as Simonyi was David N Cutler, who led Windows NT after arriving from Digital (also the lead for RSX-11M, a lot of VAX/VMS, VAX PL/1, the MicroVAX-I and Mica at DEC). Very clever guys... and probably the two technical leads for the two parts of MS that make the most money these days.
Ian W.
There's no place to spend your money... in space.
Microsoft Word launches YOU!
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Linuxies: "ahhh I see you are going to space, go do it yourself than"
How do you know that one of the experiments isn't to study the effects of zero gravity on masturbation?
If taxes are too low it's bad for everyone rich and poor because the government doesn't have enough money for needed services. If the tax rate is too high it's bad for everyone rich and poor because it destroys too much of the motivation to work. Somewhere in between there is an optimum tax rate. If taxes are way too high then cutting taxes WILL actually increase overall tax collections. The problem is that the ideal tax rate is different depending on whether you're optimizing for the benefit of the rich or the poor. The poor are probably better off with a higher overall tax rate and the rich are probably better off with a lower overall tax rate.
If he came up with Clippy, i suggest we cancel his returnticket.
"There was a time when only the richest of the rich could afford automobiles. Now everyone has them."
:-) , the trickle down effect doesn't make everybody richer... still a lot of folk on a dollar a day.
There was a time a hundred years ago when only the super rich could afford Rolls-Royces with chauffeurs. That's still true. Same with yachts, crystal and silver dinner sets, and a lot of other things.
And on another rant
Conspicuous consumption has had paybacks from the proles in the past, notably the French Revolution and the Russian Revolution. Twenty million dollars would keep several dying American school districts open. Put his ass into a tumbrel headed to the guillotine or up against a wall to be shot! Class warfare and anarchy is coming.
At least Bill Gates is giving his vast pile away.
Goddamned kids! Get off my lawn!
What would be news if these rich moguls gave up their seat and gave the ticket away to someone who really deserves it.
"I see you're trying to breathe with a user of the Cyrillic language version standing on your air hose. Can I help?"
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
You need at least a 68020 to do anything useful.
...he doesn't come back.
:)
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