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Word 2007 Flaws Are Features, Not Bugs
PetManimal writes "Mati Aharoni's discovery of three flaws in Word using a fuzzer (screenshots) has been discounted by Microsoft, which claims that the crashes and malformed Word documents are a feature of Word, not a bug. Microsoft's Security Response Center is also refusing to classify the flaws as security problems. According to Microsoft developer David LeBlanc, crashes aren't necessarily DoS situations: 'You may rightfully say that crashing is always bad, and having a server-class app background, I agree. Crashing means you made a mistake, bad programmer, no biscuit. However, crashing may be the lesser of the evils in many places. In the event that our apps crash, we have recovery mechanisms, ways to report the crash so we know what function had the problem, and so on. I really take issue with those who would characterize a client-side crash as a denial of service.' Computerworld's Frank Hayes responds to LeBlanc and questions Microsoft's logic.'"
What's the matter? Did the Slashdot editors lose their English-to-Microsoft dictionary again?
I wish I could just pass out when my wife asks me some stupid question that I don't want to answer. Better yet, when I'm asked to fix a bug at work, it would be nice to just roll over and hit the snooze. Let's apply this everywhere.
"Please, shut up. Just when I think you can't say anything more stupid, you speak again." -Archie Bunker.
Um, it's defined...in TFA
;-)
Um, read that again, and see if you can find the problem.
there you go, expecting a slashdotter to rtfa. Shame on you...
Would any bright egg here care to explain what the hell an 'appositive phrase' is?
Yes I could google it, but so will 100,000 other slashdotters, so let's just post the answer here and be done with it.
OK, gotcha, but how do you differentiate this from normal Windows behavior?
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Microsoft declared that they are not crashes at all; they are "rest breaks".
Chris mattern
How does saying "light" when you meant "like" make you feel?
Me, I feel like having another beer.
The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer. - Albert Einstein
1) It's too much effort to read the article.
2) It's um... Can you repeat this one, I didn't read it.
You REALLY must be new here if you expect anyone on /. to come up with new and original arguments for why Microsoft sucks.
"Oh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them."
Marvin the Martian
... before Microsoft started getting all their ideas from me, instead of the other way 'round:
http://www.ubersoft.net/d/20030224.html
but more specifically
http://www.ubersoft.net/d/20030228.html
Eviscerati.Org: All Hail the Eviscerati
Might I suggest a light beer?
You could drink it in the dark.
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ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
I can come up with new reasons why Microsoft sucks........
..... uh..... no
..........screw it... nevermind
because their OS won't let me play all the cool games I can play under Linux
Oh, I know
because I can't just walk into a store and pick up a piece of software to do what I want, take it home and run it like i can with linux..... oh.... scratch that
Yeah, I got it, its because
My sad realization about that definition is that I just looked it up to see if you were serious. You were. Perhaps an even sadder realization is that I was able to reach up to the shelf above my desk and instantly grab a copy of the Apple ][ Reference Manual---right between The TeXbook and an Imagewriter II owner's manual that I used to use as an ASCII table reference before the rise of Google or asciitable.com.
Sigh. I am, indeed, a geek. I suppose there's no escaping it.
Check out my sci-fi/humor trilogy at PatriotsBooks.
What century are you living in? Windows morons have in the past claimed that BSODs are good because it shows how much superior windows security is. You see, an attacker can only BSOD your box, instead of taking it over.
Mucking Forons, fostered by Gucking Fates.
"Error: the operation completed successfully"
I kid you not! This was common in Win98 and observed also in Win2k - if an app crashed, causing DrWatson to pop up and offer to save some kind of crash log, just click the save as button, and then cancel the save. Voila.
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
Actually, you can escape it with a backslash (\) on *ix or a caret (^) on Windows.
This is not an illusion, a rip-off, or a ninja technique!