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Bill Would Require Labels on Cloned Food

ComeBack writes "Steaks, pork chops, milk and other products from cloned livestock would have to be clearly labeled on grocers' shelves under a bill pending in the California Legislature. If passed, the requirement could be more stringent than federal rules. The Food and Drug Administration is poised to give final approval to meat and milk from cloned animals without any special labeling, though a bill introduced in Congress would require it."

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  1. Obligatory Mini-Me Quote by Brad1138 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mini-Me: Are you a clone of an angel?

    Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not.

    Mini-Me: Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?

    Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure.

    Mini-Me: Would you like to?

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  2. Re:The Point? by triikan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The point is to allow consumers to make their own decisions on what goes into their bodies.

  3. Somewhat surprising by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just recently, the FDA has quietly changed the labeling requirements on using irradiation to package food with. Now, It is called pasteurization. Yup, just like Milk's process (which simply flash heats and cools the milk).

    Do not get me wrong. I have no qualm about eating irradiated food. But I do believe that I should get to know what I am eating. As it is, it bother me that the markets are required to show that a fish comes from china (as it should), but a dog food with imported products such as Wheat Glutin can be labeled as made in America/Canada.

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    1. Re:Somewhat surprising by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've read some libertarian postings that propose a complete and accurate information should be the only regulation that government imposes on business. Besides the problems that that poses as far as infrastructure and business cost, I can't think of a problem with it.

      If we left labeling solely up to corporations, all we would get would be informationless, quasi-inaccurate or misleading feel-good marketing BS, or no labeling at all. Marketing is emotional manipulation, not factual communication. Back in the good old days, before the FDA, if a plant worker fell in the meat-processing machinery, a lot of people would wind up eating human flesh from a can of pork. I guess I can't say I would have a problem avoiding a can of meat that contained some amount of human flesh, so long as it was accurately labeled ;)

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    2. Re:Somewhat surprising by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Back in the good old days, before the FDA, if a plant worker fell in the meat-processing machinery, a lot of people would wind up eating human flesh from a can of pork.

      [citation needed]

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    3. Re:Somewhat surprising by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From Upton Sinclair's The Jungle:

      "Worst of any, however, were the fertilizer men, and those who served in the cooking rooms. These people could not be shown to the visitor,--for the odor of a fertilizer man would scare any ordinary visitor at a hundred yards, and as for the other men, who worked in tank rooms full of steam, and in some of which there were open vats near the level of the floor, their peculiar trouble was that they fell into the vats; and when they were fished out, there was never enough of them left to be worth exhibiting,--sometimes they would be overlooked for days, till all but the bones of them had gone out to the world as Durham's Pure Leaf Lard! "

      That's the direct reference. Also note:

      "There were the men in the pickle rooms, for instance, where old Antanas had gotten his death; scarce a one of these that had not some spot of horror on his person. Let a man so much as scrape his finger pushing a truck in the pickle rooms, and he might have a sore that would put him out of the world; all the joints in his fingers might be eaten by the acid, one by one. Of the butchers and floorsmen, the beef-boners and trimmers, and all those who used knives, you could scarcely find a person who had the use of his thumb; time and time again the base of it had been slashed, till it was a mere lump of flesh against which the man pressed the knife to hold it. The hands of these men would be criss-crossed with cuts, until you could no longer pretend to count them or to trace them. They would have no nails,--they had worn them off pulling hides; their knuckles were swollen so that their fingers spread out like a fan. There were men who worked in the cooking rooms, in the midst of steam and sickening odors, by artificial light; in these rooms the germs of tuberculosis might live for two years, but the supply was renewed every hour. There were the beef-luggers, who carried two-hundred-pound quarters into the refrigerator-cars; a fearful kind of work, that began at four o'clock in the morning, and that wore out the most powerful men in a few years. There were those who worked in the chilling rooms, and whose special disease was rheumatism; the time limit that a man could work in the chilling rooms was said to be five years. There were the wool-pluckers, whose hands went to pieces even sooner than the hands of the pickle men; for the pelts of the sheep had to be painted with acid to loosen the wool, and then the pluckers had to pull out this wool with their bare hands, till the acid had eaten their fingers off. There were those who made the tins for the canned meat; and their hands, too, were a maze of cuts, and each cut represented a chance for blood poisoning. Some worked at the stamping machines, and it was very seldom that one could work long there at the pace that was set, and not give out and forget himself and have a part of his hand chopped off."

      Do you think that all those lost digits were fished out of the machinery?

      Before the FDA, there was *no* regulation whatsoever on food or drugs. States and municipalities might have them, but if not, what happened in the slaughterhouse stayed in the slaughterhouse.

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    4. Re:Somewhat surprising by Hobbex · · Score: 2, Interesting


      The Jungle is a novel (and an activist novel at that), not really a reliable source. According to Wikipedia (which of course isn't a reliable source either): "Ironically, the only claim that was unsubstantiated by the report was the claim that workers, whom had fallen into the giant lard vats, were left in these vats and were consequently being made into Durham's Pure Leaf Lard- by far the most influential, revolting, and striking passage in the book."

    5. Re:Somewhat surprising by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the novel claims to be non-fiction. If Sinclair had written this, and it wasn't true, why didn't the meat packing industry sue him for libel? Think of how much monetary damage he caused the meat industry by writing that book. Nobody could be sure that they weren't eating human flesh when they bought canned meat or lard!

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  4. Re:The Point? by LiENUS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If cloning produces a genetically identical animal to the original what is the purpose? The original cow wasn't labeled when it made its way through the superstore, why should the exact copies be labeled?

  5. Good thing it isn't on fruits and vegitables by StevenMaurer · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...because just about everything in the whole store would have a sticker on it.

    Apples? Cloned. Potatos? Cloned. Bannanas? Cloned.
    Most commercial strawberries are propagated via runners.
    Corn is a freak hybrid. Always has been.

    And yet a bunch of kook Californians are trying to use cloning to stoke fear in consumers.

    Never say the hard left isn't as anti-scientific as the hard right.

    1. Re:Good thing it isn't on fruits and vegitables by Smurf · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think you are a bit confused as to the definition of cloning.

      No, precisely his point is that most people (including you) are very confused as to what cloning really means. It just turns out that cloning vegetables is so much easier than cloning animals, that we have been doing it for -literally- centuries.

  6. If people are so worried about cloned food... by Nullav · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...why aren't people complaining about the originals? After all, a clone is (literally) exactly the same.

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    1. Re:If people are so worried about cloned food... by srmalloy · · Score: 4, Funny

      And while we're at it, let's require that all identical twins, triplets, etc. be required to wear prominent labels stating "WARNING: THIS ENTITY IS A CLONE" in order to make sure that we don't unknowingly associate with one...

  7. other labels by contrapunctus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All the following is IMHO.

    I think labels are a good thing; consumers can educate themselves if they want to and they have all the relevant info available.

    I think having food labeled whether it's genetically modified is also helpful.

    I'm always looking for food that has been obtained using fair trade practices.
    I also look for food that has been obtained using sustainable and eco-friendly practices.

    My only choices now are to go to the local organic/natural food store and internet stores, not only for food but for environmentally friendly household products (and others).

  8. but genetic modification is a-ok!*thumbsup* by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    cloning an unmodified strain of cattle, while not wise in terms of failsafing your herds, will at least produce the exact same natural cows.

    research has been showing genetically modified foods may be detrimental to your health, and yet no label for them.

    i guess government "concern for safety" only applies when the industry to be targetted doesnt have billions in revenues.

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  9. Wasn't there something like this before? by i_wanna_be_a_scienti · · Score: 2, Funny

    I could swear that i read this article on slashdot before ... i just can't find the link ...

  10. Re:The Point? by SirTalon42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Clones AREN'T exact copies. At least with our current technology. Clones tend to die a lot quicker than the real things and develop more diseases.

  11. Re:The Point? by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thats the rub. Cloning does not result in exact copies. We also do not know what are the possible long-term side effects or risks are.

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  12. Re:So Sayeth the Great Compromiser by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... and will please the animal-cruelty protestors.

    Untill they figure out that we're not only killing the animals, we're killing them over & over again.
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  13. Re:The Point? by senatorpjt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, I know exactly what is in Splenda. I have no idea what has been sprayed on the fruit.

  14. Re:Required? Why? by contrapunctus · · Score: 2, Informative

    The problem is that usually it's the bull that's cloned because he has fathered goos dairy cows and only for the purpose of breeding.
    So the dairy cow isn't technically cloned.
    Now would the milk be labeled coned?

  15. How far down the chain does the labelling extend? by NewsWatcher · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My thoughts are that consumers SHOULD be aware of what they are eating, and they should be able to choose what to eat themselves. It may be that while not worried about the health impact of cloned meat, a consumer may have ethical concerns about scientists tinkering to produce cloned animals.

    What I want to know though, is what happens to the offspring of cloned animals? Is their meat also labelled? If the offspring were the result of a pairing of two cloned animals, then presumably they also have cloned genes floating through their bodies. If the parents are unhealthy, then presumably the offspring are too.

    What about the pairing of a cloned animal with an uncloned one? What do you do about their offspring?
    If an animals is just 1/4 or 1/8 or 1/256th cloned, does it still get a warning?

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  16. I agree, mostly by benhocking · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If enough* people are concerned about it, then it makes sense to label accordingly. If I weren't a vegetarian, then I'd have no problem paying less for cloned meat, as I think it's highly unlikely that cloning could result in any danger to the consumer. If you feel differently, then you should be allowed to opt out - which is what labeling allows.

    * enough should be a pretty low bar as labeling isn't that expensive. Maybe 1% = "enough", but I'm just making up numbers here.
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  17. Re:So Sayeth the Great Compromiser by Asmandeus · · Score: 2, Funny

    There shall be vats of Unthinking Cloned Meat for everybody. Finally! I just hope that bathing in cloned meat gives me the same gratification I get from real meat.
  18. This is laughable by Keith+Duhaime · · Score: 2, Informative

    As an agrologist that grew up in the dairy industry, I can tell you right now this is one of the most laughable initiatives to come along in a long time. Too bad the people proposing this don't have half a clue about how we use genetics in the production of livestock products. THERE WILL BE NO MEAT OR MILK COMING FROM ANY CLONED ANIMALS FOR A LONG TIME. These people are wasting everyone's time.

  19. Ahh, the ignorance by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They've been smoking cloned dope for well over 20 years, without much protest or concern. Essentially all, or nearly all, marijuana is grown from cloned stock. You'd think that would assuage their fears somewhat.

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    1. Re:Ahh, the ignorance by Sandbags · · Score: 2, Informative

      First, I don't know where some of the posters get their information, but cloned meat from an adult subject is in almost all measurable metrics identical to that of the host. Cloning the best subject leads to higher yield, less steroid use, lower feeding and medical costs for stock, and more. The meat is completely safe. Genetic anomalies being passed through generations are irrelevant since there's only 1 generation. There is no "passing down" a bad gene. Simple every day DNA comparisons can be used to make certain the clone is healthy. Mutations that may occur typically result in failed growth of the embryo. Even if it does survive until birth, deformations of even the slightest measure would be discarded. I like the idea of cheaper, healthier meat. I'm glad they'll be labeling it, and glad the undereducated populous will cause it to cost less than traditionally harvested meats. I'm also glad "organic" meats cost more too. Organic meat if FAR more likely to contain bacterial infection, vitamin deficiency, and other issues that are even more dangerous than mild genetic anomaly. This all means that the best tasting, best cooking, safest meat with BE THE CHEAPEST! It's one of the few times in history that I can actually say I'm glad we have ignorant people that get to make decisions. I'm even OK with genetically modified foods. Although science is now allowing us to directly modify specific genes through DNA and viral modification processes, we've actually been doing it through breeding for hundreds of years. The breeding process is not scientific in any more a way that cross pollination is, and is not regulated either (as science would be strictly monitored). Anyone out there use insulin? Human insulin hormones are provided by genetically modified cows and pigs. Most of you would be dead without this. Also remember, cloning is just becoming possible and is not really affordable yet. Its use does not mean that in 2-3 years every grocery store will be carrying genetically cloned products. We've got several years to implement an exacting system for genetic comparison that can guarantee safe, healthy clones. It will be easy using a simple blood test to tell if a clone is 100% perfect or if it has any issues. We'll also have a map of the genome for the cloned animal and can tell if an unsafe gene is active in the clone or not mere weeks after fertilization. This process will be FAR superior to the FDAs current method of rating meats. I'm all for it.

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  20. Re:So Sayeth the Great Compromiser by AmiAthena · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are a lot of people with moral objections to cloning of any kind. They believe it is playing God. Whether you or I agree is neither here nor there. While I might disagree with many veiws of, say, a conservative Christian, I think they have as much right to know whether the food they buy conflicts with their beliefs as anyone else. Jews and Muslims don't eat pork, Hindus don't eat beef. This generally gets respected. Anyone remember McDonald's getting in trouble for not making it known they were using beef lard to fry their fries? I can't imagine how horrible it would feel to be Hindu and find out that your potatoes containted literal sacred cow. I think many people would feel the same about their meat being cloned, and they should have the choice not to eat it.

  21. Re:Required? Why? by Werkhaus · · Score: 2, Informative

    >Personally, if I were a dairy farmer, I'd start up a brand with cloning as a gimmick.

    Already being done with beef cattle.
    http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200704/s18988 13.htm
    In this case it's not a gimmick but a way to retain the same high-quality tenderness and flavour genes in his herd.

  22. Why I want GM & Cloned foods to be labeled. by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Clones AREN'T exact copies. At least with our current technology. Clones tend to die a lot quicker than the real things and develop more diseases. I agree... The way I see it there are diseases that are caused by some pretty unexpected mechanisms and not just viruses or bacteria so, basically, I'd rather be safe than sorry. Now, I know prion diseases have little or nothing to do with cloning but if such a thing as infectious proteins is possible I'm open to the possibility that GM foods may be harmful to humans in ways that have yet to manifest them selves. I'm normally quite quick to adopt new technologies but if they have the potential to shorten my life-span I'm simply not interested. Another point is that these GM/Cloned food stuffs offer no real advantages that I can see over the old fashioned food stuffs and so I will keep away from anything made from GELFs for the foreseeable future. If GM/Cloned food labeling hurts some soulless corporation's profit margin by reducing their ability to market their GM foods products then.... well..... I really don't give a f*ck. I still want GM foods to be labeled, period!.
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    1. Re:Why I want GM & Cloned foods to be labeled. by Werkhaus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slaughtering the cow is no longer necessary to check meat quality. A simple hair sample will do. DNA testing can be done for tenderness, flavour/marbling and feed efficiency.

    2. Re:Why I want GM & Cloned foods to be labeled. by shaitand · · Score: 3, Informative

      'They get diseases more easily, have shorter life-spans and suffer from all sorts of weird conditions like organs that grow at freakish speeds which results in hideous deformities.'

      Yup, but the lifespans are irrelevant since we kill off these animals ahead of time anyway. The diseases we check for, so again, it doesn't matter.

      I was born in cow country. All the abnormalities and birth defects occur with normally grown animals as well, they occur more frequently with clones. I could hang around a couple farms for no more than 2 years and show you enough animal deformities and abnormalities to make you swear off the regular stuff (not that the farmers would be inclined to let me document that). More frequent abnormalities occur with inbreeding and how much more inbred can you get than a clone?

      I'm with those who are selling the meat. Its all the same thing.

    3. Re:Why I want GM & Cloned foods to be labeled. by BlueTrin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well not really like the other poster said read some papers.

      article

      Scientists found out that Dolly is actually one of the best clones ever made, most of the attemps done on mammals did not give as good results.

      When we speak about defects, we mean that none of them is normal, natural born animals have defects usually but in a lesser percentage and do not transmit to the next generation these problems if too important since they just die before to be able to ...

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  23. Re:The Point? by Kohath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is the point of the label without any information regarding the risks?

    1. So you can falsely imply risks and sell your competing product as clone-free.
    2. So you can hire more government employees to police the label requirement. They (or their union) will contribute to your campaign.
    3. For the revenue from the fines on "improperly" labeled food.
    4. You run a law firm and can sue companies for "harm" from cloned food. They settle out of court.
    5. Who better to head the food labeling bureau than the guy who wrote the bill?

    So the short answer is profit.

    This is the reason behind most regulation or other government action.

  24. Re:ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Sj0 · · Score: 2

    This post reminds me of pseudo-intellectuals who are very proud of themselves, but don't have jobs.

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  25. Re:ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Masami+Eiri · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clarus? What's that? I know of Claris though.

  26. Re:Scientific consensus: GM foods are safe by bongomanaic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's a scientific consensus that GM foods are safe
    Which is probably true for those GM varieties that have been developed so far. However there are many other issues involved with the GM industry that are not so clear cut e.g. the long-term impact of introducing herbicide resistance, terminator genes and gene patents. Labelling GM food helps people who care about these issues to make informed choices and doesn't harm those who don't care.
  27. Re:The Point? by shaitand · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'For all we know, healthy intact telomeres (which were present in the parent organism but not present in cloned copies) are an important part of a healthy balanced diet'

    Possible but not probable. There are millions on things you can purchase and consume on the market that haven't undergone extensive testing. There is no reason to single out cloned meat for testing except that the idea freaks you out. That's like saying escargot needs to undergo clinical testing for safety because something as gross as snails could be dangerous. Don't try pulling the natural vs unnatural card either. Something is not more likely to be safe simply because its natural, nature has produced more things that are harmful to man than man has.

    This is one of those issues that nobody cares about unless you shove it under their nose. Mandating something like this means more additional expense for the producer than just print on a label. It means they have to have seperate facilities and handle the two seperately. You can no longer send them to a single slaughter house to be butchered and mixed together. Grocery stores would also have to keep and handle the meats seperately. Instead of taking 50 of cut A and grinding it up then splitting it into 1.2lb (they are always intentionally over) packages they will have to handle and process two batches. Thousands of Grocers and processors across the country are suddenly open to liability if they make a mistake in the handling. These expenses will be passed on to EVERYONE whether they care about cloned meat or not.

    Like most issues, this is something best left out of the law books. If people are really concerned then they will voice their complaints loudly enough that some vendors will voluntarily tag their meats 'all natural' and pass the premiums on to the consumers who care about the distinction.

    I do agree that many will be concerned and that this will occur but I disagree that we should pass laws forcing people to behave the way we'd like each time there is a problem. The best solution in almost every case is to get rid of the existing laws, not to add new ones.

  28. Re:The Point? by raftpeople · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is no reason to single out cloned meat for testing except that the idea freaks you out.

    Almost everything we eat we have a pretty good history regarding it's safety. Cloned animals undergo a significantly altered process than non-cloned animals, this includes dna manipulation, apllying electric shocks to cell, etc. We do not have a clear understanding of why cloning results in so many failures and why they fail in the way they do. This is ample reason to be careful about ingesting that food until we know more.

    Like most issues, this is something best left out of the law books.

    This is precisely the situation where the govt should be involved. Does the average person have the resources to perform their own testing? Of course not. Should we trust a company trying to make a profit? Of course not.

    The best solution in almost every case is to get rid of the existing laws, not to add new ones.
    Radium based paint (glow in the dark, and deadly)
    Lead based paint
    PCB's
    Asbestos
    etc. etc. etc.

    If something is found to be a problem, then a law is appropriate. If we still don't know (FDA testing, despite being a few years was pretty limited considering the nature of the changes being made to the dna,etc.), then it's appropriate to be cautious.

  29. Re:How far down the chain does the labelling exten by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Informative

    If it's a clone it's a normal animal, if the procedure to do the cloning works correctly... with the same dna as it's older sibling, like somehow having twins that were born months or years apart. How that dna is expressed as genes and proteins, etc is not predetemined... so a cow cloned from a white cow with a big black patch over it's eye will probably have a black patch or patches somewhere but not necessarily over the eye. A clone is not a mutant or genetically engineered... just genetically replicated (same as invitro or regular sexual reproduction).

    So if you pair up two clones from the same dna parent... well it's the same as pairing up two siblings... could be a problem. Pair up two clones from separate dna parents... no problems.

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  30. FUD and Bullshit by dsanfte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Protein (including any DNA, unless you're swallowing a. pylori bacteria) is broken down in the stomach under the action of acid and pepsin, into constituent amino acids. At this point, the specific genotype of the cow becomes a moot question. It's gone. The only health question post-breakdown is whether a toxin is present in the meat.

    The diseases you describe occurring in cloned animals, due to abnormalities in their genomes as a result of cloning, are genetic in nature. The are not communicable any more than I could give you Multiple Sclerosis or Sickle-Cell Anemia by breathing on your neck. To suggest cloned meat poses some kind of nebulous danger to humans when it is passing inspection is utter foolishness. Show us how; come up with a theory and evidence of transmission. Otherwise, kindly shut up.

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  31. Not the real issue by Dave+Emami · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The folks pushing this don't want the labels so that they can avoid cloned meat. Anyone who really cares about it can buy from sources that target them (fx. the Trader Joe's chain). What they are interested in is making the average non-caring consumer think that there's something wrong with cloned meat, since there's what appears to be a warning label on it, and thus deter producers from using cloning.

    That the FDA is set to allow sale of cloned meat without special labelling means that they've determined that it's not a distinction pertinent to anyone's health. That makes it the secular equivalent of a religious dietary restriction. The costs associated with making sure that the meat in a package isn't cloned should fall on those who care about it, not those who don't. If enough people do want badly enough to avoid cloned meat, specialty stores and sections within stores will cater to that. But it's not a health concern, so it shouldn't be depicted as such on the label. There are "contains nuts" labels because people can have serious allergic reactions to them. But there aren't big red "Warning! Not Kosher!" and "Not Halal!" labels on ham, nor "Contains Beef!" or "Contains Caffeine!" stickers on sausages and energy drinks despite devout Jews, Muslims, Hindus and Mormons not wanting to consume those things. Orthodox Jews pay a premium for kosher products, since they're the ones to whom it matters. So do people who want organic produce or "fair trade" coffee. And so should people wanting to avoid cloned meat, for the same reason: they're the ones wanting something different from the norm for other than objective health reasons.

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