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Goatse.cx Is For Sale
fm6 writes "The domain goatse.cx is being auctioned. Bidding, at the time of posting, has reached $15K after 109 bids (with 6 days to go). Some of you will recall that this site used to be linked in a lot of Slashdot articles, despite having only a few pages. Boing Boing, with their usual creativity, has managed to depict Goatse's most commonly linked photo while still remaining within the bounds of good taste."
You could put google adds on it but I shudder to think what it would advertise. Probably make a lot of money, though.
http://michaelsmith.id.au
$30000050...even the number is funny. 30000000 to get attention, 50 being what it is actually worth. Probably somebody from around here :)
http://michaelsmith.id.au
I bet you have been waiting years for a chance to post those links.
http://michaelsmith.id.au
Wow, you needed to look at the vote pattern to infer that the $20M bidders can't possibly be serious? :-)
God, root, what is difference ?
I hope they did it anonymously. Puts me in mind of the episode where Homer Simpson donated $10 MUSD to a telethon.
http://michaelsmith.id.au
That would be true if high schools didn't have computer labs. I know many who don't know the name, but it will be a cold day in hell before they will every be able to remove that particular image from their brain.
You mad
If ever there was the time for the Foe feature, this is it.
I challenge thee to a duel of honour. Be our differences resolved in like fashion.
occultae nullus est respectus musicae - originally a Greek proverb
I can't see a large opening for sites with names like this.
AT&ROFLMAO
Is that the entrance to one of the series of tubes?
"Sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from reality." - [Tips: 1DrYakQDKCQ6y52z6QbnkxHXAocMZJE61o ]
Awww, it's awright, I bwoughted your butt-medicine for you! Here, you take a liddel sip and then you go sleepy-byes!
Ah! A rich geek's dream cum true!
Frankly, I wouldn't follow any links from this article. Last time I looked at the goatse.cx image was about 5 years ago, and it is still burned in my head. I can't go through that trauma again.
Help! I'm a slashdot refugee.
Tubgirl is so much better than Goatse.
And by "better", I mean "more thoroughly disgusting". The latter makes me laugh; the former turns my stomach.
Did you really have to say "open goatse"? You're only making this worse!
Remember, open source is free as in speech, not free as in bear.
So much for that deal with Satan specifying he could take me the day a post with a goatse link on Slashdot was modded +5...
You don't sound like you're too up on your internets history, friend.
who | grep -i blond | date cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
Clearly, friend, you've failed in your attempts to stretch your sphincter as wide as the goatse.cx gentleman and are lashing out at us because of it.
On one hand, it should be obvious that his link directs to some kind of shock image. On the other hand, he just posted a Tubgirl picture to Slashdot and got modded interesting. Indeed.
You must be new here.
And the circle of life continues to spin, occasionally wobbling on its axis thanks to the weighty presence of dumb.
"Open Goatse" sounds like some sort of FOSS operating system, probably based on BSD.
And the circle of life continues to spin, occasionally wobbling on its axis thanks to the weighty presence of dumb.
i hope their assholes get ripped open in the auction
Snowden and Manning are heroes.
Living in this house for the rest of your life on Earth. After you die, well you know...
Now the true significance of the BSD demon mascot is finally, terrifyingly revealed! His reign shall be merciless, and pointy! There shall be much wailing and frantic pressing of "Back" buttons, but it shall avail them naught, for even should they close one window will two more appear, and more, and more, until their screens shall be covered in it, such that all the lab may see. And they will laugh, or call campus security, or file a lawsuit. Yea, these are dark times.
Shop as usual. And avoid panic buying.
If you click the 'Place Bid' button without logging in to the site you are instructed:
"Please login to your accunt first."
Worst. Signature. Ever.
Theo, I herd u liek mudkips. If not, please make yourself an hero.
Not a Twitter sockpuppet... but I wish I was.
Since the subject is offensive shock sites - have you seen these pictures of volcanic diarrhea or severed limbs? Disgusting...
Well, there's also the people who notice the guy has a wedding ring. Anyhow, examining the goatse picture closely enough to find remarkable details, well, I confess I haven't got to that stage yet...
from now on you can explain your grandchildren that there was a time when the internet did not have many ads, websites were made only of HTML and tubgirl was not mainstream.
What if one were to buy all of them? Are they cheaper holesale?
For once, I wouldn't blame anyone for not RTFAing.
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I've heard site maintenance is a real pain in the ass.
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Putting off registering an account as long as possible is probably just good sense.
Xenu loves you!
Dude, you need to learn the difference between a vulva and an anus. Getting them mixed up can really get you in trouble!
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that the goatse.cx guy is an ancient celtic god
With gods like that, who needs devils?
Table-ized A.I.
Somewhere, a demon in the 7th circle of hell just snorted battery acid and gasoline all over his keyboard.
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wow, you guys are really stretching it
I got it from Wikipedia. It's safe. Trust me! No really, I'm not kidding, it's funny. Seriously, I'm not trying to fool you. Ah well, you'll never believe me
...or in deep shit.