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The SEC Is Getting Closer To Jobs

Strudelkugel writes "CNN is reporting that Apple's ex-CFO warned Steve Jobs about backdating options. From the article: 'Apple's former finance chief Fred Anderson blamed Apple CEO Steve Jobs for a 2001 stock option grant that was backdated, according to a statement from Anderson's lawyer released Tuesday. The statement was released by Anderson's lawyer, Jerome Roth, after Anderson settled with the Securities and Exchange Commission related to Apple's stock option plan without admitting or denying any wrongdoing.' This is serious business. It is quite possible that the SEC could someday require Jobs to resign from Apple."

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  1. Apple without Jobs by ackthpt · · Score: 2

    Bring on the iPod clones!
    The iMac clones!
    The Powerbook clones!

    Ring the death knell, only Steve Jobs has imagination. Oh no!

    He can still run it from the shadows.

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    1. Re:Apple without Jobs by JQuick · · Score: 5, Informative

      CNN is not reporting the whole story.

      Yes, Fred Anderson's lawyer did claim that he had warned Job's about the issue in 2001, and implied that Job's had misled Anderson.

      However, in a press release today, the SEC made several statements that flatly contradict the CNN story.

      The SEC said it isn't bringing enforcement action against Apple "based in part on its swift, extensive, and extraordinary cooperation in the commission's investigation."

      They also stated that, "Apple's cooperation consisted of, among other things, prompt self-reporting, an independent internal investigation, the sharing of the results of that investigation with the government, and the implementation of new controls designed to prevent the recurrence of fraudulent conduct."

      In short, the SEC stance appears to be that Anderson and Apple's former general counsel Nancy Heinen had the direct responsibility to review the board's decisions in this matter and make sure that Apple complied with reporting requirements. The SEC publicly stated that they are not bringing any action against Apple, they have settled with Anderson already, and will continue prosecuting Heinen (since she has chosen to fight the charges against her.

      This is poor reporting on CNNs part, not a real story.

    2. Re:Apple without Jobs by mkiwi · · Score: 4, Informative
      This is the real article.

      The story has more info and content than the CNN acticle.

    3. Re:Apple without Jobs by qbwiz · · Score: 1

      The SEC said it isn't bringing enforcement action against Apple


      Contrary to popular belief, Steve Jobs is not, in fact, Apple. There was a period of many years when Steve Jobs was not associated at all with Apple. If they actually do go to court against Jobs (and not Apple), there may be another period of many years when he won't be associated with Apple.
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    4. Re:Apple without Jobs by vought · · Score: 1

      This is poor reporting on CNNs part, not a real story.

      No surprise there. CNN has been on a crappy headline writing binge today.

    5. Re:Apple without Jobs by iocat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There was a period of many years when Steve Jobs was not associated at all with Apple

      Yeah, when Apple sucked. I'm not saying Jobs would have done a better job than Scully and his sucessors, but they certainly managed to do an awful job, and simply coast on the "cool" that Jobs and Woz lent to the company.

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    6. Re:Apple without Jobs by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying Jobs would have done a better job than Scully and his sucessors

      Well, he couldn't possibly have done worse. I'm not sure if that's even humanly possible...

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    7. Re:Apple without Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SEC said they were not pursuing Apple. They did not say they weren't going to pursue Jobs.

  2. More Likely than Resignation by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If Jobs has a good lawyer, and doesn't make the 'Martha Stewart' mistake of lying to federal investigators, then the worst thing that will happen to him is a hole in his wallet.

    1. Re:More Likely than Resignation by russotto · · Score: 4, Informative

      Right. Here's the ONLY thing Steve Jobs should be saying to Federal Investigators:

    2. Re:More Likely than Resignation by wass · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It also looks like Fred Anderson is also trying to stab back at Apple after their own internal investigation pointed to him and another former employee Heinen, after these two were let go. Apple claimed these two executives acted improperly, and now that Anderson settled with the SEC (and lost a bunch of time and cash in the process) he's trying to strike back.

      See this article and this other article from back in January. Interesting that back in January, from the article, Anderson's statement is

      And last week, a lawyer for Fred Anderson, Apple's former CFO, released a prepared statement that his client "did not play any day-to-day role in the granting, reporting, and accounting of stock options and he was not involved in any knowing manipulation of the process."

      Yet, now having claimed he knew that Jobs was awarded or considering these backdated options, he would either violated his SEC ethics obligations, or was so insanely incompetent he should have been fired anyway. So by settling with the SEC he basically admits he did act improperly. It's obvious he most likely lied (or sneakily phrased his statement) back in January.

      In light of this contradiction, why should anyone trust his word now?
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    3. Re:More Likely than Resignation by Tickletaint · · Score: 5, Funny

      "No, Your Honor, I guess I just see things differently."

      "I'm a misfit. A rebel. A troublemaker. I admit it."

      "I'm not fond of rules. And I have no respect for the status quo."

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    4. Re:More Likely than Resignation by w42w42 · · Score: 1

      See this article and this other article from back in January. Interesting that back in January, from the article, Anderson's statement is

      And last week, a lawyer for Fred Anderson, Apple's former CFO, released a prepared statement that his client "did not play any day-to-day role in the granting, reporting, and accounting of stock options and he was not involved in any knowing manipulation of the process." Yet, now having claimed he knew that Jobs was awarded or considering these backdated options, he would either violated his SEC ethics obligations, or was so insanely incompetent he should have been fired anyway. So by settling with the SEC he basically admits he did act improperly. It's obvious he most likely lied (or sneakily phrased his statement) back in January.

      Excellent points. My vote is that he lied - by ommission. Of course he had nothing to do with the day to day role of granting stock options, that is for the hired help. It can almost be guaranteed though that he knew exactly what high level managers were getting, especially if there was a question of legality. Like you said, he was either grossly imcompetent, or he's not being honest.

      The fact that he is pretty much contradicting himself to get back at Jobs blows me away though ...

    5. Re:More Likely than Resignation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like "Free iPods for all investigators!"

    6. Re:More Likely than Resignation by wattersa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1. That is why you have a lawyer make those statements. Your lawyer is not under oath. Your lawyer only has an ethical duty not to mislead a court or a jury. That doesn't apply to the opposing side-- much less the public. See Cal. Rules of Professional Conduct 5-200. The idea is, you have someone other than the principal make statements so that the principal always has an excuse (i.e., that the representative made an error in transcription, etc.). Blame any "mistake" on the lawyer-- that's what is at work here.

      2. A lawyer's prepared statement is designed to give wiggle room while implying certain things that put the client in a favorable light or make the client appear innocent. See my breakdown of the statement:
      - Fred didn't play a "day to day" role
      -> could mean
      - Fred wasn't in charge of that, so he's not responsible for misconduct.
      - Fred was in charge of that, but he wasn't involved in the details, so someone else committed misconduct and he's not responsible for it.
      - Fred was in charge and is officially responsible for the misconduct, but he didn't know about it because he can't review _everything_ that happens or else he couldn't do his main job-- helping the company make money for shareholders.
      -> implies
      - Fred is innocent.
      - Fred is above the fray.
      - Fred is too important to have committed misconduct.
      - Fred couldn't have known about misconduct because he doesn't know all the details.
      - Whoever committed misconduct hid it from Fred.

      - "in the granting, reporting, and accounting of stock options."
      -> could mean
      - Fred doesn't have the authority to grant stock options (true: the Board of Directors may be the only entity that can grant stock options).
      - Fred isn't involved in reporting stock options to the SEC or shareholders.
      - Fred isn't involved in auditing/accounting.
      - Fred has authority to grant stock options but it's not one of his more significant duties.
      - Fred is involved in reporting to the SEC, but since reports to the SEC don't come out on a day to day basis, the statement is true.
      - Fred is involved in accounting of stock options, but since auditing and accounting isn't done on a day to day basis, the statement is true.
      -> implies
      - Fred is not responsible for misconduct.
      - Fred is above the fray.
      - Fred can manage a public company's finances in the future because he did nothing wrong here.
      - Fred knows nothing.

      - "he was not involved in any knowing manipulation of the process"
      -> could mean
      - Fred manipulated the process unknowingly.
      - Fred was involved in manipulating the process but didn't know the extent of his role.
      -> implies
      - Fred didn't

    7. Re:More Likely than Resignation by benzapp · · Score: 1

      This is true for EVERYONE. In this world where the government frequently throws people in jail for "lying to investigators", but rarely prosecutes people for outright perjury, the only sensible course of action is simply say nothing at all.

      Don't say "I don't know". If they can prove you DID know, they will prosecute for lying. Simply say the magic words: "I have nothing to say". No matter what a law enforcement official asks you, simply tell them you have nothing to say.

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    8. Re:More Likely than Resignation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice job with that link. Wikipedia URL's just too long and confusing?

    9. Re:More Likely than Resignation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simply say the magic words: "I have nothing to say". No matter what a law enforcement official asks you, simply tell them you have nothing to say.

      In spite of what reading the constitution might make you think, that doesn't always work for subpoenas or the grand jury. You can rot in jail for a long time for contempt of court.

    10. Re:More Likely than Resignation by Suhas · · Score: 1

      Come on mods. This deserves a +5 Insightful. This will become truer as the erosion of more freedoms in the 'land of the free' takes place.

    11. Re:More Likely than Resignation by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      I think that's the most painstakingly formatted slashdot post I've ever seen.

  3. Shreeeek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Jobs may or may not have violated the SEC's regulations but he's hardly what I would call a bad guy. This backdated option stuff was almost industry standard and, when it started, wasn't exactly illegal. OK, so it wasn't exactly legal either but corporate lawyers were giving it the OK. The guys at RIM are getting tarred with the same brush and as far as I can tell, they did nothing wrong. The question should be asked: "Did these individuals get any money to which they weren't otherwise entitled?" If not, get off their case.

    The SEC should spend some time going after some real bad guys: SCO for instance.

    1. Re:Shreeeek by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Jobs may or may not have violated the SEC's regulations but he's hardly what I would call a bad guy. No, I'd say he is a bad guy.
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  4. Probably a standard, overblown scare by SashaM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can see from today's AAPL chart that the average investor thinks this overblown. The dip and the quick recovery occurred when the news about this accusation came out.

    1. Re:Probably a standard, overblown scare by maeka · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can see from today's AAPL chart that the average investor thinks this overblown. The dip and the quick recovery occurred when the news about this accusation came out.


      That stock price chart merely reflects that the market hates uncertainty, the announcement of anticipated news always brings an up tick, as uncertainty is removed.

      The uncertainty, in this case, was on possible "smoking guns" revealed as part of Fred Anderson's settlement. There were none, his "punishment" was minimal, and as soon as the market processed this information the temporary downturn (during the period of imperfect information when traders are unsure if they have the full story) reversed and Apple's stock went higher than opening.

    2. Re:Probably a standard, overblown scare by dekkerdreyer · · Score: 1

      I felt a great disturbance in the market, as if millions of speculators suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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    3. Re:Probably a standard, overblown scare by Bogue · · Score: 1

      You can see from today's AAPL chart that the average investor thinks this overblown. The dip and the quick recovery occurred when the news about this accusation came out.

      Actually, this news surfaced yesterday so the dip was Tuesday about noon.

    4. Re:Probably a standard, overblown scare by SashaM · · Score: 1

      Hehe, that's what I get for posting a non-permalink. When I posted my comment, it was yesterday, aka Tuesday, and that link pointed to yesterday's daily graph. Now, of course, it points to Wednesday's daily graph.

  5. Doubtful... by Mockylock · · Score: 1

    I can't see them asking him to step down, before he straight-up hands over the reigns to someone else before shit hits the fan.

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  6. I say nail him to the cross if he's guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Like Martha Stewert, what the hell do they have to gain by doing this? They are already as rich as anyone needs to be. His net gain is probably the equivalent of me finding a penny on the street.

    1. Re:I say nail him to the cross if he's guilty by Nymz · · Score: 1

      Like Martha Stewert, what the hell do they have to gain by doing this? They are already as rich as anyone needs to be. His net gain is probably the equivalent of me finding a penny on the street.

      He didn't get to where he is now by himself. The very same club of "friends" that helped him, will require that he continues to "go along". Jobs is no Serpico
  7. Sensationalist crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    "This is serious business. It is quite possible that the SEC could someday require Jobs to resign from Apple."

    Thank you for your editorial...

    1. Re:Sensationalist crap by Bill+Walker · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no kidding. In fact, it isn't at all possible that the SEC could require Jobs to resign from Apple. They could fine Jobs, or ban him from working in the financial industry, but they can't force him to quit his position at Apple. Maybe the IRS could get him on tax evasion, since they may feel he should have reported options received at a strike below market value as income, provided they vested that year.

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  8. And then he'll be right back by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As an extravagantly paid consultant. Who in their right mind thinks that they're going to let him go, unless the law puts a total barrier between Apple and Jobs?

    1. Re:And then he'll be right back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe he'll start another company, then get absorbed by Apple as a designer thus restarting some sort of bizarre cycle...perhaps the Jobs Phenomenon (Larf). All while Jonathan Ive runs the company from a keynote presentation Jobs left behind.

  9. Despite it all by ShooterNeo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Despite all our criticisms as techno-nerds about Steve Job's "reality distortion field", I think that we can agree that this man is the best person to remain head of Apple. One might argue that he is overpaid, but, with that said, this man can sell their products like no other. I think his fate should be to pay back whatever ill-begotten gains this dirty trick gained him, plus fines, and he should remain in his current position.

    1. Re:Despite it all by mrdaveb · · Score: 1, Informative

      One might argue that he is overpaid

      His salary is $1 per year... I don't think anyone is going to argue he is overpaid

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    2. Re:Despite it all by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 3, Interesting

      His salary is $1 per year... I don't think anyone is going to argue he is overpaid


      His salary may only be $1, but he received about $8 million worth of options last year. The $1 salary is purely symbolic now.

      And for the record, Jobs is easily worth millions to the company. There's no way Apple would be where it is without him, and he is worth every penny they give him.
    3. Re:Despite it all by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think a few people might...

      His current salary at Apple officially remains US$1 per year, although he has traditionally been the recipient of a number of lucrative "executive gifts" from the board, including a US$46 million jet in 1999 and just under 30 million shares of restricted stock in 2000-2002. As such, Jobs is well compensated for his efforts at Apple despite the nominal one-dollar salary. This approach reduces his personal tax liability because, under current U.S. tax law, salary income is taxed at a significantly higher rate (currently up to 35%) than the capital gains tax (currently a maximum of 15%) applied to profits arising from the sale of stock grants. Obtaining remuneration through stock instead of salary is a common extrinsic rewarding technique which ties management performance to financial benefits. Furthermore, it acts as a tax minimization strategy.

    4. Re:Despite it all by afidel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Jobs is one of those relatively rare CEOs who's worth whatever compensation the board decides to give him. Apple was literally on the verge of collapse when he returned to the helm with investors talking about liquidating the company being a real option. He's a lot like Jack Welsh in his ability to lead the people and see the market and future for the company.

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    5. Re:Despite it all by wass · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Jobs didn't gain ANYTHING from this deal, he never exercised the backdated options.

      As someone else pointed out, his salary is $1 per year, but of course he owns significant shares of Apple, Pixar, and other stocks where the real money is made.

      Since Jobs never exercised the options, his only guilt in this scam is in having been awarded the options by his company (where the options backdating was approved by Anderson himself who's making the accusation now).

      It's kind of like your friend giving you a forged check from a rich person's account, and then him getting busted for writing these forged checks. Since he's busted he wants to claim you as an accomplice, even though you never cashed that check.

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    6. Re:Despite it all by catbutt · · Score: 4, Funny

      The $1 salary is purely symbolic now. A few years ago, of course, Jobs needed the money and the extra dollar a year came in handy.
    7. Re:Despite it all by aczisny · · Score: 3, Informative

      That not quite true. The options were converted to restricted Apple stock for the same value as the options were currently worth. If the options had been granted later, presumably he would have been given a lot less restricted stock than he otherwise was. The Washington Post had an article about it on January 11th.

      So you're correct that he never exercised the options, but he gained in a big way when they were converted to a restricted stock grant of their approximate value.

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    8. Re:Despite it all by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      I think that we can agree that this man is the best person to remain head of Apple.
      Well, certainly we can agree to that, since he's the only one who can feasibly do it. Any other option is grammatically impossible.
    9. Re:Despite it all by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      Err, I typed this in a hurry. Meant to have 2 paragraphs as well, but you know, post early to get the positive moderation.

      Anyhow, how would I write it correctly, to express the idea that Mr. Jobs should not be forced to leave his post?

    10. Re:Despite it all by Wordplay · · Score: 1

      "I think that we can agree that this man is the best person to be head of Apple."

      No previous state implied.

    11. Re:Despite it all by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I typed this in a hurry. Meant to have 2 paragraphs as well, but you know, post early to get the positive moderation

      Yes, because it's much more important to have three or four random people mod you up than it is to clearly and articulately get your point across.

    12. Re:Despite it all by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      More accurately:

      It's kind of like asking your friend to give you a forged check from a rich person's account which he does, and then him getting busted for writing these forged checks. Since he's busted he wants to claim you as an accomplice, even though you never cashed that check.

      Not legal or ethical. I see no reason to do anything different to Jobs because we like him - I do not know what the standard punishment is but he should get it. If it is to pay the money and fine - sounds good to me. If you or I would get 6 months in jail and a fine, then he should get six months in jail and a fine.

      Rich people getting off because they can afford good lawyers or people like them are bad. Given the size of the company he is the CEO of I would say that cases like this are *vitally* important we prosecute - Ken Lay got as far as he did over this type of "good ole' boy" network.

      I rather suspect that had Gates or the CEO of Diebold done this the reaction would be what it should be and quite possibly go too far into wanting prosecution. I don't want any specific punishment - in the grand scheme of things this seems rather minor and should get a hefty fine. I just want the punishment to be metered out the same regardless of how much money the guy has and how popular he is.

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    13. Re:Despite it all by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Backdating is not illegal nor unethical, as long as those accused in this case had reported it correctly. The illegal aspect of this situation is that it wasn't reported correctly, not the backdating.

    14. Re:Despite it all by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      His salary may only be $1, but he received about $8 million worth of options last year. The $1 salary is purely symbolic now.
      Except for the fact that other CEOs make six-figure salaries and STILL get all the kickbacks. In this sense, Jobs is making six-figures less than he is worth.
    15. Re:Despite it all by drsquare · · Score: 1

      If he's getting those six-figures in stock rather than cash then he's not being paid less.

    16. Re:Despite it all by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      His salary may only be $1, but he received about $8 million worth of options last year.

      I agree that eight million ought to be considered a huge salary, but it's not. The CEO of a Standard & Poor's 500 company made on average $14.78 million in total compensation in 2006. And it seems clear to me that Jobs would be considered an above-average CEO.

    17. Re:Despite it all by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      My point is, if a CEO is making 1.5 million in stock options on top of their 567,000 per annum salary, and Jobs is getting the same in stock options, but only $1 in per annum salary, then Jobs is making less than a CEO is worth.

    18. Re:Despite it all by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      My point is, if a CEO is making 1.5 million in stock options on top of their 567,000 per annum salary, and Jobs is getting the same in stock options, but only $1 in per annum salary, then Jobs is making less than the other CEOs.

    19. Re:Despite it all by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense! No way he's as big a prick as Jack Welch.

    20. Re:Despite it all by drsquare · · Score: 1

      This is a very simple concept, I don't see why you can't understand it.

    21. Re:Despite it all by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      This is a very simple concept, I don't see why you can't understand i
      My point exactly. Let me break it down for you: Steve Jobs makes $1 a year plus X million in Stock Options. Joe CEO makes 650,000 a year plus X million in Stock Options. Steve Jobs has sacrificed 650,000 in salary, compared to other CEOs.
    22. Re:Despite it all by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Why don't you tell us what these 'X's are. How much are other CEOs earning compared to Steve Jobs? What makes you think they all get the same amount of options?

    23. Re:Despite it all by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Jesus...nevermind already.

  10. jobs probably won't be fired by k2enemy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Jobs probably won't be forced to quit by the SEC. From today's WSJ coverage:

    "The SEC said it will not pursue any further action against Apple itself, which cooperated fully with the probe"

    1. Re:jobs probably won't be fired by tlhIngan · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Jobs probably won't be forced to quit by the SEC.


      It would be a very bad day for Apple investors if Jobs is forced to resign - honestly, he's done a lot for revitalizing Apple in the last 10 years he's been around (iMac practically saved the company, and iPods are doing relatively well). It's hard to argue that public interest is served by firing Jobs and hiring some other person in his place (everyone else who tried has failed).
    2. Re:jobs probably won't be fired by walter_f · · Score: 1

      "The SEC said it will not pursue any further action against Apple itself, which cooperated fully with the probe"

      Note the term "Apple itself" which means Apple as a company.

      Steve Jobs, contrary to what many people seem to believe, is still a different entity. ;-)

      So there will be probably further action against Jobs himself.

    3. Re:jobs probably won't be fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny considering I've owned Macs for the past six years...and yes I'm the same AC that you replied to. Jobs is an ass and I've always disliked him; I'm sorry your hero worship has gone to such extremes.

    4. Re:jobs probably won't be fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you fail, one, to recognize sincerity, and two, to reward good taste with your allegiance—no matter whether this callous vulgarity stems from a beige-blunted discernment or a general, habitual douchebaggery to make Sanjaya proud—and yet you have the gall to call yourself a Mac user.

      Get the fuck off my platform, poseur.

    5. Re:jobs probably won't be fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet again you show your deficiencies. Computers are tools, not religions. I didn't call myself a 'mac user'. I said I own macs. I own PC's too. I also own Sparcstations and an old Alpha box.

      Computers are tools, not religions. Repeat after me. Computers are tools, not religions. I'm not the one posing, asshat :)

      Of course, I'm not gay and I am a conservative liberatian. I guess on many counts I don't fit your profile of a 'Mac user'.

      Keep worshiping your God, Steve Jobs if it makes you feel better. I'm sorry your self esteem is so low that you need to engage in hero worship in order to validate your existence.

    6. Re:jobs probably won't be fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Of course, I'm not gay and I am a conservative liberatian."

      That much is obvious from the autistic tenor of your writing and no less your offensively nearsighted business acumen, as evidenced by your original post in this thread. You don't get it, that's fine, we understand—uninsightful dweebs like you are commonplace enough. No need to bother the rest of us with your harebrained outlook on life, though, is there? Please God no.

  11. ouch by pak9rabid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Looks like shit's about to hit the fan for ol Jobs

  12. Gutless SEC by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

    They'll lose no time going after Jobs for piddlin' crap, but will they touch SCO for their OBVIOUS pump 'n' dump stock scam? Nooooo...

    Gutless wienies.

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    1. Re:Gutless SEC by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Why should they waste their time and taxpayer dollars when IBM and Novell are going to do their job for them?

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  13. so justice is for everyone, except good guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and since an entire industry was doing it, it makes it ok?

    i dont think thats what america is supposed to be about. rich people should not be able to steal millions while the poor are locked in jail for years for stealing a few hundred.

  14. Re:Jobs resigns and other penulties by El+Gigante+de+Justic · · Score: 1

    From what I can find about his daughter, I don't see this as likely considering: A) She's soon to turn 29 B) From what I can see she spent at least part of her child hood living with Jobs and his wife (her step-mother)

  15. Jobs could always... by N8F8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Run for President, fix the economy, the political system and world strife then pardon himself. He's got my vote.

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    1. Re:Jobs could always... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure he's pro-gay rights too ;)

    2. Re:Jobs could always... by Tickletaint · · Score: 1

      Maybe you meant that as a joke, but—in the unlikely event you didn't already know—Jobs is indeed a flaming hippie liberal. So's his wife. Hell, so is Cupertino. One more reason I'm glad to give my money to Apple instead of to Michael Dell.

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    3. Re:Jobs could always... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to figure out if it was a joke. Fix the economy? Is it broken?

    4. Re:Jobs could always... by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      Yes, and he would abolish the "right" political party, claiming that two parties just complicates the system when most people only need a single "left" political party to get the job done anyway.

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    5. Re:Jobs could always... by N8F8 · · Score: 1

      If your a Democrat then, yes, the economy is broken.

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  16. Elsewhere... by djupedal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Hello, this is Norddest Airways RapidExit Request Hotline, my name is Danielle-Shawnee-Alisa-Moonshine, where do you wish to fly today?"

    "Hi, eh, Moonshine, my name is Steve Jobs and I need a ticket to anywhere overseas, on the next plane out of Dodge - what've ya got?"

    "Yes Sir, Mr. Jobs...let's take a look at the latest departures and see what we have - the next flight, which leaves in 42 minutes, is for Guatemala, via Houston...how does that sound?"

    "...no good - anything direct?"

    "Well, we do have a flight leaving in one hour and fifteen minutes for Abu Dhabi. It is an 18 hour flight with one carry-on and one hand-truck allowed only - how much cash did you intend to take with you?"

    "How much cash? Are you kidding? All of it, of course!"

    "I see. Well, Mr. Jobs, there is a $75,000.00 fee for anything over 28 kilos, which must be paid at the gate, in..."

    "No problem! - Book it!"

    1. Re:Elsewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah right. Like this will happen.

      (Jobs has a Gulfstream V that Apple board gave him. Yay!)

  17. I'm not convinced either are guilty by Cadallin · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Its a Republican hatchet job, just like Martha Stewart. She was sent to jail over $50,000. She's worth what? Tens of millions, Hundreds, Billions? Do you really believed she intended to defraud share holders out of a pissy 50 grand? Personally, I think she sold some stock to buy a new car, or remodel her house or buy a painting or something, that is she just wanted some pocket change, and sold the stock without any consideration of what was going on. Which isn't illegal.

    Note that this whole Apple stock "scandal" is about something that isn't even illegal. The only thing they did wrong was to file taxes on the stock issues incorrectly, which is wrong, BUT they self reported to the SEC and the IRS. There absolutely no evidence of any intentional wrongdoing.

    I say both are more related to the US Attorney purge than anything else. The Chair of the SEC is trying to "do his job" by applying heat to prominent liberal democrat contributors (which stewart, and jobs and Apple are). That's what I think is going on.

    1. Re:I'm not convinced either are guilty by paeanblack · · Score: 1

      Its a Republican hatchet job, just like Martha Stewart. She was sent to jail over $50,000. She's worth what? Tens of millions, Hundreds, Billions? Do you really believed she intended to defraud share holders out of a pissy 50 grand?

      Yes, of course she did. She just did not consider it fraud.

      Do you really think most wealthy people get and remain wealthy by staying well within the boundaries of both the spirit and letter of the law? No, they push the envelopes, legal and otherwise. The grass is greener where fewer graze, and all that.

    2. Re:I'm not convinced either are guilty by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      The funny thing about the Stuart case is she COULDN'T have been charged with insider trading since she doesn't fit the definition of an insider (in the company she had traded in), only her friend could have been harmed. It was her lying and instructing others to lie that got her in trouble.

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    3. Re:I'm not convinced either are guilty by Moridineas · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You may recall that little thing called enron, that had a lot of people calling for blood of ANY financial misdoings?

      Personally, I think Martha serving jail time was a bit silly...on the other hand, do you know what she was convicted of? It was not insider trading, it was multiple counts of lying to investigators and obstruction of justice. Just like Scooter libby. Just like Bill Clinton. Are we seeing a pattern here? It's a bad idea to lie to police/investigators/under oath/etc!!

      In addition, you misrepresent the Apple situation. This isn't just filing taxes incorrectly--which you make sound like a simple accident. Currently they are investigating minutes of boardroom meetings being fully made up--reocrds of meetings that never occurred. Falsification of documents. That seems like a pretty big deal.. But hey, we should probably go easy on big corporations right--at least the ones we like, like Apple??

      I like how you make this a partisan problem too... I'm sure if a famous Republican lied to investigators about insider trading and obstructed justice, you would be absolutely as convinced that they were persecuted unfairly. It seems like according to you, Republicans are damned if they do, damned if they don't (and that's assuming that this is a political issue at all!). Don't investigate illegal corporate doings--it's just those fat cat corrupt washington republicans. But if they DO investigate illegal corporate doings--why they're just attacking their political enemies. Give me a break!

    4. Re:I'm not convinced either are guilty by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      do you know what she was convicted of? It was not insider trading, it was multiple counts of lying to investigators and obstruction of justice. Just like Scooter libby. Just like Bill Clinton.
      Bill Clinton was convicted of lying to investigators and obstruction of justice? When did that happen? I remember him being acquitted of perjury and obstruction of justice by a 55-45 vote in the US Senate.
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    5. Re:I'm not convinced either are guilty by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Ok, I will except that amendment to my statement--Bill Clinton GOT IN TROUBLE for doing the exact same kind of things.

      Rather pedantic though, everyone knows he was acquitted, and everyone knows that perjury was what brought about the whole impeachment thing...

    6. Re:I'm not convinced either are guilty by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 2, Informative

      everyone knows that perjury was what brought about the whole impeachment thing...
      There was no perjury. Perjury is the act of lying or making verifiably false statements on a material matter under oath or affirmation in a court of law or in any of various sworn statements in writing. Starr's questions about Clinton's consensual relationship with Lewinsky was not material to the Paula Jones case. Not only was Clinton not convicted, he was never criminally charged.

      Fun trivia about the Jones case: Judge Susan Weber Wright was a law student of Bill Clinton's at the University of Arkansas. While teaching her Admiralty Law class he lost several student's final exams, including hers. He gave them the choice of retaking the exam or getting a B, which I think is ridiculous. He should have just given them As. She took the B and was justifiably unhappy about it. I think she filed a grievance with the university. Still, she saw her way clear issuing a summary judgement in his favor when she found the Jones case to be without legal merit.
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    7. Re:I'm not convinced either are guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that insider trading applies to making trades based on information not available through public channels. So you don't have to be an executive in a company to make an "insider" trade, you just need to make the trade based on information from someone who is an insider. You could, for instance be a lawyer who finds out about a pending lawsuit before it becomes public. Or just be an executive's "good friend" who finds out about a lousy quarter before results for it are announced publicly.

    8. Re:I'm not convinced either are guilty by afidel · · Score: 1

      That is what the SEC says in their insider trading page,but the actual rule is 10b5-2 which enumerates those covered other than the insider as his or her spouse, parent, child, or sibling;. However I was not aware that the Supreme Court has tilted the playing field to the SEC by creatively interpreting 10b to allow the SEC to create a duty between the insider and the person who receives the information, not the duty between the insider and the shareholders of the company. This is a stupid ruling because it creates a burden on the receiver of information where they might not know the information is material or non-public but still be held criminally responsible for acting on the information. This flies is the face of both the letter and intent of the law which is to ensure that those with a fudiciary responsibility to the investors and in possession of material inside information do not disclose that information non-uniformly or enrich themselves personally by acting on the information before it is disclosed. Btw if you are interested the ruling it is here.(PDF)

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    9. Re:I'm not convinced either are guilty by Cadallin · · Score: 1
      Because they ARE just attacking their political enemies. Republican appointee US Attorneys have been caught doing it, by their cases getting tossed by judges who are disgusted at their time being wasted when the cases brought before them are rediculously flimsy. Additionally, why should I believe anything an agent of this administration says? It would hardly be the first time they've blatantly lied to the american public. I regard everything that comes from this Government with extreme suspicion, which they have more than earned.

      Go easy on big corporations? It depends on what they're doing. Are their actions in abject opposition to the public interest? Like, oh say, Haliburton? or Big Oil? If this is the worst Apple's ever done they've still got a long way to go before they become as corrupt as the agents of the Bush administration.

      You've got it dead backwards, I like Apple because I perceive them to be less horrible than others. Not the other way around.

  18. mnb Re:I'm not convinced either are guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't get rich by turning down "free" money.

  19. And...... by stupor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    *cues Jaws theme music*

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  20. Maybe ... by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Jobs can just claim that the backdating was the result of a really badly screwed up DST patch.

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  21. I am sure Steve Jobs broke many laws by iamacat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What do you expect from a guy who parks in handicapped stalls? The only thing is, if he removed from the company, I hope Steve Balmer, Larry Ellison and most other CEOs are required to resign at the same time. In Microsoft's case, its clear that all top executives allowed the company to break antitrust laws in a way that was repeatedly pointed out to them by US government. It's high time to make upper management responsible for any lawbreaking by their firm. In my opinion, this would make running a huge company impossible and this is a good thing. You should personally know the people working for you and take responsibility for who they are and what they do.

    1. Re:I am sure Steve Jobs broke many laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! By my count, it took a whole 23 posts before "dark and evil" Microsoft got dragged into this topic! That's like some kind of Slashdot record, right?

  22. SEC filed charges today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission made the following announcement today:

    SEC Charges Former Apple General Counsel for Illegal Stock Option Backdating
    http://sec.gov/news/press/2007/2007-70.htm

  23. Apple would probably be in deeper trouble... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...if backdating was patented already. Meaning, submarine patents are more destablizing than financial caught-in-cookie-jar.

  24. A disturbance in the force by bl8n8r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mac: "PC, I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

    PC: "Oh, that was the door to courtroom slamming shut. There are six Mac users out in the hallway singing Jonestown's Classics..... Hey mac, is this Gatorade??"

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  25. warning: bad pun ahead by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    SEC could someday require Jobs to resign

    Would he then change his name to "Steven Pinkslips"?

  26. More options than the iPod... by bugnuts · · Score: 1, Funny

    Introducing the iFraud (tm)

    Apple is currently negotiating the trademark, reportedly still held by Enron.

  27. Shareholders by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    Remember, this is all for the benefit of the shareholders. They will be so much better off once he is gone.

    1. Re:Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More for the benefit of the "get Jobs" crowd.

  28. SEC can require resignation? by samantha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since when? Either they press criminal charges or they do not. But even if they do and found guilty there is no power in the law I am aware of that can force someone to resign their position. IANAL, but if such power is in the hands of SEC it is clearly pernicious.

    1. Re:SEC can require resignation? by gertam · · Score: 1

      The SEC can seek to bar people from being members of the board of a company if they have broken securities laws. Martha Stewart is banned for 5 years from being a director of a public company. Something similar could conceivably happen to Jobs.

    2. Re:SEC can require resignation? by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      No no no - Slashdotters have such a great fucking grip on reality - the last line should read"

      "This is serious business. It is quite possible that the SEC could someday make Steve Jobs explode just my making a single phone call with their magical fucking CEO exploder phone!"

      And Snakes on a Plane was OSCAR WINNER MATERIAL BABY! PWNED!

  29. apple, business, haha by Dude+McDude · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where's the "haha" tag?

  30. Leading Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    "The SEC Is Getting Closer To Jobs"

    Oh, really? SEC won't file stock options case against Apple; cites company's 'extraordinary' cooperation

    Sorry, Apple-haters.

  31. Steve, Why'd You Ever Hire This Guy to Start With? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    He didn't have to admit to any of his own wrongdoing. He was too busy admitting to Steve Job's wrongdoing to help Steve out. Isn't it great when you staff is so helpful?

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  32. That overweight baggage fee is an outrage. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    What is it with rich people always getting discounts on things.

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  33. Yeah we could try that. Then again..... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 0

    you could just grow up and stop believing in ponies. Not being able to run large companies would destroy our economy. Its far more worth it to our society as a whole to allow a few executives to go overboard with their power than it is to totally wreck our national economy and throw millions out of work. The rest of the world isn't going to put a number of workers cap on their companies and they'll eat our lunch.

    So no, you should not have to personally know each and every person who works for you. Thats just retarded.

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    1. Re:Yeah we could try that. Then again..... by senatorpjt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not being able to run large companies would destroy our economy, but maybe that would be a good thing, after the economy recovers. Having a bunch of competitors doing the same thing ends up working better than having one huge monopoly, maybe.

    2. Re:Yeah we could try that. Then again..... by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

      * waves

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    3. Re:Yeah we could try that. Then again..... by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Having a bunch of competitors doing the same thing ends up working better than having one huge monopoly, maybe. For a quick overview, try Ideal firm size. I also recommend reading Economies of Scale and Diseconomies of scale, which are linked from that article.
    4. Re:Yeah we could try that. Then again..... by iamacat · · Score: 1

      How many projects do you really know that require more than a 100 people working on an indivisible task? In every other, you can have many small companies cooperating on a bigger whole. If one of them breaks the law or becomes inefficient, it can be replaced by a competitor. Current scheme is only supported by artificial laws, such as overboard patent and copyright protection, passed by corporate lobbyists.

    5. Re:Yeah we could try that. Then again..... by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      Nobody ever said being a huge monopoly wasn't good for the company. Having several smaller companies, of course, would be inefficient - but it is actually this inefficiency that leads to a better overall economy. That economy of scale that saves the huge company money ends up costing all of their raw material suppliers. Also, more people need to be hired to duplicate work that would otherwise be unnecessary, e.g. when two companies merge, they don't need two HR departments anymore, or for that matter two CEO's. While this might be better for the half that keeps the job, it's probably not best for the half that doesn't get one. You can't have a million Bill Gates, but you can have a lot of (whoever the CEOs of all the Linux distro companies are). Overall, having wealth spread around more evenly may be better for the economy. When you're the only employer in town, you can pay your workers whatever you think won't make them leave town.

      "The ideal firm size is the theoretically most competitive size for any company, in a given industry, at a given time; which should ideally correspond with the highest possible per-unit profit."

      Monopolies, of course, being the companies with the highest possible per-unit profit. However, having the highest possible per-unit profit isn't necessarily the best for the economy as a whole, if you're squeezing your suppliers and customers on both ends. In fact, profit is probably itself actually bad for the economy as a whole.

      Also, I have to admit that I didn't read the Wikipedia entry before posting, I read it as I was posting, so I didn't get to the end until now, where it says, "A service-based economy will again favor smaller firms, as services have a limited economy of scale." So, I guess I've just been wasting my time. Also, I don't think that this article even applies, considering that it's only about individual firms. Even a monopoly has an ideal size. It doesn't have anything to with the ideal number of firms.

  34. Anderson's Full Text by TechnicolourSquirrel · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The full text of Fred Anderson's statement: http://home.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/in dex.jsp?ndmViewId=news_view&newsId=20070424006168& newsLang=en

    "Fred Anderson has a long-standing impeccable reputation and is widely regarded as one of the most ethical CFO's in the nation whose extraordinary contributions to Apple's success during his eight-year tenure are unquestioned. He is accurately recognized by many current and former Apple employees and throughout the industry as a man of exceptional ability, achievement and integrity. "With respect to today's announced settlement by the SEC of its complaint against him, Fred is pleased to put this matter behind him. "In the settlement Fred makes no admission or denial of the claims by the SEC. The terms of the settlement permit Fred to continue to act as an officer or director of public companies and do not bar him from practicing before the SEC. The claims against him also do not include fraud under the two antifraud provisions of the securities laws requiring proof of knowing misconduct. "With respect to the Executive Team grant that is the subject of the complaint against him: * Fred was told by Steve Jobs in late January 2001 that Mr. Jobs had the agreement of the Board of Directors for the Executive Team grant on January 2, 2001. At the time Mr. Jobs provided Fred this assurance, Fred cautioned Mr. Jobs that the Executive Team grant would have to be priced based on the date of the actual Board agreement or there could be an accounting charge. He further advised Mr. Jobs that the Board would have to confirm its prior approval in a legally satisfactory method. He was told by Mr. Jobs that the Board had given its prior approval and the Board would verify it. Fred relied on these statements by Mr. Jobs and from them concluded the grant was being properly handled. * Fred understood that, under Apple's stock option plan and accounting rules at the time, a grant date could be moved to a later date than the date of the actual grant decision and that there would be no compensation expense as long as the stock price on the new date was higher than the price on the original date. Apple's 1998 Executive Officer Stock Option Plan provided in Section 16 that 'The date of grant of an Option...shall be, for all purposes, the date on which the Administrator (in this case the Board) makes the determination granting such Option...or such later date as is determined by the Administrator '. Mr. Anderson understood that the date of grant was to be moved forward pursuant to this provision from January 2 to January 17 to avoid any appearance of impropriety that might arise from a grant awarded just prior to the stock price rise that resulted from the 2001 MacWorld exhibition and Mr. Job's keynote speech at the exhibition on January 9. He further understood that the January 17 date was selected by Mr. Jobs and Ms. Nancy Heinen, the former General Counsel, and that the stock price on January 17 was higher than the price on January 2. * Finally, Mr. Anderson understood that the Board of Directors, which consisted of sophisticated corporate executives of national stature, including the former Chief Financial Officer of IBM, verified the January 17 date by signing in early February 2001 a Unanimous Written Consent (UWC) with an effective date of January 17. It now appears the Board may not have given the necessary prior approval to the grants, contrary to what Mr. Anderson understood from Mr. Jobs and from the Board's signing of the UWC with an effective date of January 17. "Mr. Anderson has agreed to pay disgorgement, the difference in the value of the stock between the January 17 date and the date in early February when the UWC was signed by the Board. "With respect to the October 2001 grant to Mr. Jobs that is also the subject of the complaint, Fred had virtually no involve

  35. You know what they say... by imamac · · Score: 1

    Misery loves company. Let's point to somebody else so they're not just pointing at me.

  36. SEC can ban people from being Officers & Direc by Steve+Hamlin · · Score: 4, Informative

    As background: I'm a forensic accountant, do large financial investigations of public companies, and am currently doing a stock option investigation. I do not have any inside knowledge of the issues at Apple.

    In fact, it isn't at all possible that the SEC could require Jobs to resign from Apple.

    Not true at all. The SEC has fairly broad powers to permanently ban a person from serving as director or officer of a public registrant.

    Section 10(b) of the 1934 Act. See: http://www.nysscpa.org/cpajournal/2003/0303/featur es/f031803.htm

    I'm free to take questions!

  37. Jobs has nothing to worry about by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think you'll find Jobs' Reality Distortion Field is just as effective on investigators and lawyers as it is on your average computer user.

  38. Re:SEC can ban people from being Officers & Di by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    Consultant? I recall he was brought in on that note - SEC bar that as well?

  39. Re:SEC can ban people from being Officers & Di by Bill+Walker · · Score: 1

    Yikes, and I was pretty sure, too. My apologies.

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  40. It's actually quite simple... by mpaque · · Score: 1

    Apple had been operating under the common interpretation of Statement of Financial Accounting Standards No. 123:

    http://www.fasb.org/pdf/fas123.pdf Oct 1995, 134 pages

    However, Apple and several thousand other companies were surprised to learn that their understanding of FASB 123 might be flawed, and so the Federal Accounting Standards Board issued a clarification in December 2004, the cleverly named Statement of Financial Accounting Standards No. 123 (revised 2004), more commonly known as FASB 123R.

    http://www.fasb.org/pdf/fas123r.pdf Dec 2004, 286 pages

    Now, it will be intuitively obvious to even the most casual observer that there are certain technical differences between these documents, extending beyond mere thickness and into the mystical realm of public accountancy. I won't belabor the obvious by going into details of the audits and revisions that resulted from this event.

  41. Sure, just like Bill Gates was forced to resign by gig · · Score: 1

    In the worst case scenario for Jobs, he did not even do enough to get into the Republican party. Bill Gates will send Jobs a bottle of champagne with a note that reads "join the club."

  42. Convicted? by kybred · · Score: 1
  43. Backdating by Z34107 · · Score: 1

    The other thing is that options backdating (giving you the right to buy/sell some stock at a better, earlier price for higher profit) is legal, but you have to properly report it - it counts as income, and the feds want to tax it.

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  44. Microsoft did it by dmsuperman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    They could just say "It's all Microsoft's" fault. Everyone else seems to be too lazy to come up with their own ideas as to what causes what, and MS seems to be the scapegoat for everything simply because they make a good product. Blow me if you disagree.

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    1. Re:Microsoft did it by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I'd blow you if MS actually made a good product. (Is that bad for my Karma rating?)

    2. Re:Microsoft did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh go Zune yourself

  45. Re:SEC can ban people from being Officers & Di by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Forensic accountant".

    Why does that sound HOT? >.>

  46. Contrast by Flavius+Iulianus · · Score: 1

    Suggest Apple without Jobs: The world panics. Suggest Microsoft without Gates: The world says "yeah, and what changes?" So, yeah, Jobs is cooler than Gates that way. But: which company will survive the loss of the Megalomanianical leader? Maybe Gates is cooler that way? He's dispensible (sorta....once you get rid of Ballmer....ass).

  47. The SEC Is Getting Closer To Jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and Leon is getting larger!

  48. Only... by teflaime · · Score: 1

    Hasn't the SEC already closed its investigation in to Jobs' involvement with these options? That's what I heard on business news weekly this morning, anyway...

  49. That distortion field really works!!! by sideshow · · Score: 1

    Since Jobs never exercised the options, his only guilt in this scam is in having been awarded the options by his company (where the options backdating was approved by Anderson himself who's making the accusation now).

    It's kind of like your friend giving you a forged check from a rich person's account, and then him getting busted for writing these forged checks. Since he's busted he wants to claim you as an accomplice, even though you never cashed that check.


    Just kind of like the time my wife caught me leaving the house to go fuck her sister! I just went back in the house and everything was ok!

    And hate to break to you, but the cops have this thing called "conspiracy to commit a crime". You would definitely be charged with a crime if you knowingly took a forged check from someone.

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  50. Re:SEC can ban people from being Officers & Di by Steve+Hamlin · · Score: 2, Informative

    I recall the same. However, he was named the interim CEO in 1997, and the "interim" was dropped in 2000.

    Currently, Jobs is the CEO and a (non-Chairman) Director of Apple, Inc.

  51. Case Already Closed. Lame Article by Kagato · · Score: 1

    The SEC has already closed the case. There will be no more action. The story is a whole lot of nothing.

  52. mnb Re:Probably a standard, overblown scare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can see from today's AAPL chart that the average investor thinks this overblown. The dip and the quick recovery occurred when the news about this accusation came out.

    Actually, this news surfaced yesterday so the dip was Tuesday about noon.

    Actually, this story is from yesterday so the link was relevant at the time.
  53. Re:I know what else is serious business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A cat is fine, too.

  54. Why wouldn't Jobs be charged at some point? by Scott7477 · · Score: 1
    Well, why would Fred Anderson and Nancy Heinen be charged for hiding options grants that benefited Steve Jobs, and Jobs himself not be charged at some point? The Seattle Post Intelligencer has this quote:

    "Meanwhile, the U.S. Attorney's Office was still investigating. A spokeswoman for the office declined to comment Tuesday on the status of the case.

    Legal experts say the combination of Anderson's new accusations and the pending investigations leaves Jobs' culpability in question.

    "That statement and the disposition of the SEC does leave Steve Jobs in legal limbo," said Ralph Ferrara, a former general counsel for the SEC who now works at the New York-based firm of LeBoeuf, Lamb, Greene & MacRae LLP."

    Further from the Seattle PI:

    The grants in question were a February 2001 grant of 4.8 million options to Apple's executive team and a December 2001 grant of 7.5 million options to Jobs.

    The SEC alleged Heinen modified documents to backdate the grant to Jobs, to reflect that it had been approved during a meeting in October 2001 that never occurred. The SEC said the executive team's grant was also fraudulently accounted for and that Anderson should have noticed Heinen's efforts to backdate it. The CFO did not take steps to ensure that Apple's financial statements were correct, the SEC said.


    Anderson's attorney said "Anderson was reassured by Jobs that the board of directors had given the necessary approvals, and that Anderson concluded that the grant was being properly handled." Well, apparently since the board meeting in question never occurred, Jobs lied to his CFO to cover up the backdating.
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  55. What are you guys talking about? by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

    The guy that the independent investigation said did it, who was forced to take some time with his family, kaff, kaff, who now has settled for millions to avoid a civil trial, wouldn't have any motivation to backstab his old boss, would he? If it's against Jobs, you apparently don't need any proof. Who's running Slashdot, Nancy friggin' Grace? Has anybody said, "evidence"? A denunciation timed to take attention from your own admission of misdeeds doesn't qualify as evidence, just an assertion. The only response would be, "Jobs denies the assertion." Are Slashdotters wishing for a Trial by Ordeal? "Here, Mr. Jobs, is a copy of Vista. You will use this as your sole OS for the next 30 days. If you don't poke your eyes out during that time, you are cleared of all charges because God has obviously given you the grace to overcome this ordeal."

  56. ATTENTION: by isired · · Score: 1

    BACKDATING STOCK OPTIONS IS NOT ILLEGAL. probably just did not inform the IRS properly (which is not as simple as it seems, even for a fortune 500 CEO).

  57. Re:SEC can ban people from being Officers & Di by Raenex · · Score: 1

    I'm free to take questions! Ok, here's one for you. How do people know what stock options they are actually being granted? I remember during the dot-com boom I was offered X number of stock options when I took the job. I had no idea what percentage it was of the company, but whatever, it was a good salary and stock options were like winning the lottery. The company eventually folded but that's besides the point.

    So some time after I started work the secretary called me over and asked me to sign the last page of like 30 fresh off the printer, acknowledging my options. At the time I didn't sit down and read all those pages, and I don't even remember if I got a copy. First of all, what does it mean to sign the last page of a 30 page document? It seems absolutely meaningless. Second, when a company offers you options as part of a job offer, are they required to state what percentage of the company is being offered?
  58. Re:SEC can ban people from being Officers & Di by Steve+Hamlin · · Score: 1

    How do people know what stock options they are actually being granted?

    You should have received a stock option grant certificate, which shows the number of options, the strike price, vesting terms, length of option, exercise terms, etc. The company won't tell you the actual percentage ownership, just the number of options/shares (numerator). You can figure out the total number of outstanding shares from the 10K, Bloomberg, Yahoo Finance (denominator).

    An option is "in the money" if you can use the option to buy a share from the company at a price (the pre-determined strike or exercise price) that is less that what the share is currently trading for. If the trading price is less that your option stike price, then the option is 'underwater' and (generally) worthless.

    You'd know if you had any significant percentage. More likely that you own 1,000 shares of a company with 200,000,000 outstanding.

  59. Re:SEC can ban people from being Officers & Di by Raenex · · Score: 1

    Thanks for your reply. In my particular case, the options were for a private company, so there were no SEC filings to look up on a website. I imagine any investor for a private company would want the same information I'm looking for -- that is, just what are they getting for their investment? An investor certainly has more clout when it comes to getting these answers, but a potential employee should be able to get these same answers.

  60. Is Steve Jobs still cool! by pgloor · · Score: 1

    Last Thursday we did a coolhunt on the standing of Steve Jobs on slashdot. . What we found is that while it seems that most people still think he is cool, there seems to be serious doubt about how much he knew about the options backdating. True coolness also means honesty and transparency!