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Internet2 Taken Out by Stray Cigarette

AlHunt writes "A fire started by a homeless man knocked out service between Boston and New York on the experimental Internet2 network Tuesday night. Authorities say the fire, which also disrupted service on the Red Line subway, started around 8:20 p.m. when a homeless man tossed a lit cigarette. The cigarette landed on a mattress, which ignited and led to a two-alarm fire."

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  1. obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obligatory firewall joke here, please...

    1. Re:obligatory by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Funny

      It actually was a successful test of the ultimate firewall. It prohibited all malicious hacking on Internet2.

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  2. If a cigerrette can by Splezunk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    take out the internet... what hope do we stand against nukes?

    1. Re:If a cigerrette can by iabervon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is what happens because the internet is designed to deal with nukes. If a nuke took out the Longfellow Bridge, Internet2 users in Boston wouldn't be complaining about their network connection to NYC, or doing much of anything else. The internet is only designed to route around damage at larger-than-blast-radius scales, and the affected area was actually quite small by those standards.

    2. Re:If a cigerrette can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      take out the internet... what hope do we stand against nukes? No need for anything that elaborate, terrorists will just send a DMCA notice to ATDN/AT&T/GX/LVL3/Verizon/NTT/Qwest/SAVVIS/Sprint informing them that their core routers are caching the IPv6 address 09F9:1102:9D74:E35B:D841:56C5:6356:88C0 inside the routing tables.
  3. Hmmm. by CannonballHead · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if there will be a new Internet protocol for protection against malicious smoking hackers.

    1. Re:Hmmm. by deftcoder · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is IPv6 flame-retardant?

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  4. An MIT student's take by Jazzer_Techie · · Score: 4, Informative

    It apparently also knocked out normal service to MIT students living on the Boston side of the Charles. One of my friends called me around 9:20PM (an hour after the fire started) to see if my internet connection was down. Fortunately, I live on the Cambridge side (with the main campus) so I wasn't affected. Here's what MIT IS&T had to say.

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    Wed, May 2nd:
    Internet2 Service has been restored.
    We have re-routed our connectivity to the Verizon TLS service, so all ILG's should be back in service as of 01:47AM this morning.

    Tue, May 1st, 2007:
    There was a fire earlier this evening under the Longfellow Bridge, on the Boston side of the river. This fire appears to have destroyed electrical and communications conduits that run over the Longfellow, including fiber used by MIT and other Boston area institutions to connect to Internet2.

    MIT and other New England Schools are currently disconnected from Internet2. Traffic to Internet2 institutions is being routed via the Commodity Internet, but performance may be less then normal experienced.
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    They got things back going again in less than 6 hours, even though it started in the evening. Not too shabby.

  5. Homeless? by bulliver · · Score: 5, Funny

    It wasn't a homeless guy, it was a torch job paid for by Internet 1.

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    1. Re:Homeless? by Hanners1979 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or, more likely, the RIAA and/or MPAA. ;)

  6. Level3? by BigDuke6_swe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Internet2, level3? What's level3?
    "Level 3 Communications cables used by the network went up in flames"
    "Level 3 engineers estimate it could take one to two days to restore the circuit"

    Taken out by a level 1 homeless person?

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    1. Re:Level3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      He obviously rolled a 20 on his attack roll.

  7. In other news by Baricom · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, witnesses reported a spontaneous cheer coming from the corporate headquarters of the Recording Industry Association of America.

  8. This is why we need tougher safety standards... by Mish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously the newly imposed mattress fire safety rules just aren't working!

  9. Re:reliability? by dread · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Internet was designed originally as a means of communication in the event of nuclear war.

    No it WASN'T. It was certainly financed through DoD but go read a book on the subject instead of talking out of your ass. Where wizards stay up late is recommended, nay required reading.

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  10. Smokey says... by Genocaust · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only YOU can prevent Internet fires!

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  11. O How the mighty have fallen. by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article: "The homeless man, whom authorities identified as one Kevin Rose, was apparently despondent after the recent shutdown of his tech news aggregation site. Witnesses reported seeing him staring into the flames and rocking slowly while mumbling a series of letters and numbers."

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    1. Re:O How the mighty have fallen. by fuse2k · · Score: 4, Funny

      "He just just kept saying '09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0' over and over"

  12. so the fire starter didn't have a home? by c_jonescc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, but isn't a little absurd, and likely judgmental, to mention TWICE in the abstract that the fire was started by a homeless person?

    If the cig was tossed from a car window would we be hearing repeatedly about how a Toyota driver started this all?

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  13. Re:We Must act Now! by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard they have hammers.

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  14. Internet and Internet Killers have this in common: by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are cigarettes, after all?

    They are tubes, a series of tubes...

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  15. Re:reliability? by Half+a+dent · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is still safe this was just a lucky strike.

  16. Old Slashdot poll by dj245 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am reminded of This

    I remember voting backhoe.

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  17. Firehose by Chiisu · · Score: 5, Funny

    No wonder Slashdot developed Firehose....

  18. Geek priorities... by AndersOSU · · Score: 5, Insightful

    INTERNET DOWN! THE experimental INTERNET that nobody uses WENT DOWN, in a fire that killed three people and did millions of damager to property.

    1. Re:Geek priorities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ~ <-- joke

      * <-- your head

  19. G0d@|\/|N smokers! by ukemike · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know cigarette smokers somehow think that flicking their butts isn't littering. It pisses me off to no end. HEY SMOKERS, YEH YOU! Put them out and then throw those butts in the trash, pathetic litterbugs. It's bad enough we have to smell your stink, we shouldn't have to look at your trash strewn all over the place.

    Hopefully not too many smokers have mod points today...

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    1. Re:G0d@|\/|N smokers! by Eccles · · Score: 5, Insightful

      f you had just let them smoke in their offices

      I'm old enough to have worked with smokers who could smoke in their offices. My girlfriend at the time could tell the days I'd gone into the smokers' offices, even for a brief visit, and would demand that I shower before I'd get any action.

      Sorry, but having a smoking section in a building is like having a peeing section in a pool.

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    2. Re:G0d@|\/|N smokers! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Smoking places second-hand smoke into the environment. I go for a drink somewhere with smokers (Only one or two), I come home smelling of cigarette smoke. I go for a drink somewhere with homosexuals (Only one or two), I do not come home gay.

      I dislike people who pollute my local environment. This includes people who thing playing dance music on their phone at full volume is the height of cool and those who otherwise do things which irritate me if I'm not really paying attention. Smoking falls into this category, and I fail to see how things like 'noise pollution' can be covered by laws yet 'smoking pollution' can't.

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