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Internet2 Taken Out by Stray Cigarette

AlHunt writes "A fire started by a homeless man knocked out service between Boston and New York on the experimental Internet2 network Tuesday night. Authorities say the fire, which also disrupted service on the Red Line subway, started around 8:20 p.m. when a homeless man tossed a lit cigarette. The cigarette landed on a mattress, which ignited and led to a two-alarm fire."

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  1. Hmmm. by CannonballHead · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if there will be a new Internet protocol for protection against malicious smoking hackers.

    1. Re:Hmmm. by deftcoder · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is IPv6 flame-retardant?

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  2. Homeless? by bulliver · · Score: 5, Funny

    It wasn't a homeless guy, it was a torch job paid for by Internet 1.

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    1. Re:Homeless? by Hanners1979 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or, more likely, the RIAA and/or MPAA. ;)

  3. Level3? by BigDuke6_swe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Internet2, level3? What's level3?
    "Level 3 Communications cables used by the network went up in flames"
    "Level 3 engineers estimate it could take one to two days to restore the circuit"

    Taken out by a level 1 homeless person?

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    1. Re:Level3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      He obviously rolled a 20 on his attack roll.

  4. This is why we need tougher safety standards... by Mish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously the newly imposed mattress fire safety rules just aren't working!

  5. Re:reliability? by dread · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Internet was designed originally as a means of communication in the event of nuclear war.

    No it WASN'T. It was certainly financed through DoD but go read a book on the subject instead of talking out of your ass. Where wizards stay up late is recommended, nay required reading.

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  6. Smokey says... by Genocaust · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only YOU can prevent Internet fires!

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  7. O How the mighty have fallen. by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article: "The homeless man, whom authorities identified as one Kevin Rose, was apparently despondent after the recent shutdown of his tech news aggregation site. Witnesses reported seeing him staring into the flames and rocking slowly while mumbling a series of letters and numbers."

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  8. Re:We Must act Now! by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard they have hammers.

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  9. Re:reliability? by Half+a+dent · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is still safe this was just a lucky strike.

  10. Firehose by Chiisu · · Score: 5, Funny

    No wonder Slashdot developed Firehose....

  11. Geek priorities... by AndersOSU · · Score: 5, Insightful

    INTERNET DOWN! THE experimental INTERNET that nobody uses WENT DOWN, in a fire that killed three people and did millions of damager to property.

    1. Re:Geek priorities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ~ <-- joke

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  12. Re:G0d@|\/|N smokers! by Eccles · · Score: 5, Insightful

    f you had just let them smoke in their offices

    I'm old enough to have worked with smokers who could smoke in their offices. My girlfriend at the time could tell the days I'd gone into the smokers' offices, even for a brief visit, and would demand that I shower before I'd get any action.

    Sorry, but having a smoking section in a building is like having a peeing section in a pool.

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