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Lucas To Make New Live Action Star Wars Films

DrNASA writes "George Lucas says that he will make two more live-action films based in the "Star Wars" era. "But they won't have members of the Skywalker family as characters," he said."

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  1. Oh, boy! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm already in line to miss them.

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    1. Re:Oh, boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is very likely that the piece simply refers to the two television series being put together, lucas calls them "live action films for tv". Try the dreaded aint-it-cool-news.com site for more details. (Nothing new to see here, move along or be pain-rayed...)

    2. Re:Oh, boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll probably go and watch them. In the cinema I will be screaming out implorations to merciful Allah for one thing, and one thing only. I don't care if Lucas plays all the parts, I don't care if he draws the lasers in crayon. All I want is the death of Jar Jar Binks.

    3. Re:Oh, boy! by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Funny
      All I want is the death of Jar Jar Binks.


      I hates him, my Precious! Yes, I does. I hates that Binks for ever and ever, my Precious!

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    4. Re:Oh, boy! by theNote · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I discounted the article as soon it compared Rush to Poison.

    5. Re:Oh, boy! by Jamu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Jar Jar Binks was only added so we'd forget how much we hated the muppet from the Empire Strikes Back. I just don't want to think about what's in the new films that'll make me like Jar Jar Binks.

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    6. Re:Oh, boy! by lastchance_000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good point, but he lost me when he called Lucas a genius.

    7. Re:Oh, boy! by digitig · · Score: 5, Funny

      "These are not the movies you are looking for."

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    8. Re:Oh, boy! by Ian+Alanai · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it involves nuking Naboo from space, just to be sure, then I am *there*.

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    9. Re:Oh, boy! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 5, Funny
      Don't be so quick to laugh when someone calls a self-made millionaire a genius.

      By that measure, Britney Spears is a genius.

    10. Re:Oh, boy! by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Holiday Special is my favorite of all the films from the Star Wars series. I mean, it features a full-length Jefferson Starship video. None of the other films can beat that.

      Maybe these new films will be a celebration of Life Day as well.

    11. Re:Oh, boy! by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well Lucas seems to think he's a genius, and if he thinks so, it must be true!

      "Spider-Man 3." What did he think of it?

      "It's silly. It's a silly movie," he said. "There just isn't much there. Once you take it all apart, there's not much story, is there?"

      Well, it's not "Star Wars."

      "People thought 'Star Wars' was silly, too," he added, with a wink. "But it wasn't."
      He's such a genius that he's the only one who can see the brilliance in the new Star Wars.

      Don't get me wrong, I thought Spidey 3 was by far the worst, but is was certainly no sillier than SW Episode 1 or 2.
    12. Re:Oh, boy! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Undocumented MSDOS" once described MSDOS as being the most leveraged piece of code ever written because it was small (<100K) and licensed for a huge sum of money. So in terms of leveraging, if you had one talented person who earned a modest salary and one talentless one making millions, the talentless one is actually a genius at leveraging.

      I'm sure all the slashdot elitists will whine about luck and marketing and so on, but consider the fact that there were lots of potential competitors to both DOS and Britney that sunk without trace. By all accounts, both Microsoft and Britney worked hard to succeed and make sure that they were contractually in control once they did. I think that's probably the lesson I'll tell my kids - raw talent counts for nothing, success is about hard work, negotiation and planning while they listen to what ever the current version of Britney is on Windows 2020.

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    13. Re:Oh, boy! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, the some of the audience cheered when Yoda did his athletic light saber fight in one of the prequels, but they still looked tired as they left the cinema.

      I like to think that watching the same dire movie in the private cinema in his bunker, George Lucas got a little younger and thinner when that happened, as he sucked the life force out of them through the screen.

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    14. Re:Oh, boy! by trianglman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fortunately, its going right to TV, so all you have to do is set your Tivo/MythTV box to record something else.

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    15. Re:Oh, boy! by Jon-1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's sad because somewhere 20 people are already in line.

  2. Dramatic pause by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Stupid lameness filter is causing issues

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    1. Re:Dramatic pause by SpectreHiro · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe the Backstroke of the West version is a little more appropriate.

      Do not want!

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  3. parts 3 and 4 by megacia · · Score: 5, Funny

    of the ewok series! go wicket!

    1. Re:parts 3 and 4 by techsoldaten · · Score: 4, Funny

      Titles have already been leaked.

      Star Wars 7: Return of the Ragnar

      Star Wars 8: The Gammorean Strikes Back

      M

    2. Re:parts 3 and 4 by anothy · · Score: 4, Funny

      we should be so lucky. i'm expecting "Star Wars Episode 7: Jar Jar's Revenge" and "Star Wars Episode 8: Spawn of Jar Jar".

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    3. Re:parts 3 and 4 by Curtman · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess we can assume the George Lucas To Quit Movie Business story is dead..

    4. Re:parts 3 and 4 by simm1701 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Resevoir Jar Jar?

      "Misa mistar Pink!"

      "No no, yusa mistar blue!"

      "No no Pink!! Misa Pink!!!"

      Worth seeing for the seen where the cut BOTH of his ears off - otherwise I'd avoid it ;)

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    5. Re:parts 3 and 4 by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, you want a blockbuster shocker splatter movie that every Star Wars fan will enjoy?

      How about "Wookies and Ewoks on a Plane"?

      Throw in Jar Jar (or rather, throw him out of that Plane and make that drop scene a reeeeeeally long one), and you have people lined up to see him in queues that you can see from the moon!

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  4. Excellent idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully he will take a cue and make it similar to the "Holiday Special".

    I can't wait to see the dynamics of Jar-Jar's family!

    1. Re:Excellent idea! by Robber+Baron · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't wait to see the dynamics of Jar-Jar's family! You got girlfriend in Naboo?
      Meesa horny! Meesa horny!
      Meesa love you longsa time!
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    2. Re:Excellent idea! by hal2814 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That would be a most excellent twist of irony. After all, this is the same interview where he called Spiderman 3 silly. Spiderman 3 is a bit silly but for Lucas to call it that and then throw around the idea of doing two hour-long Star Wars movies without any Skywalkers in them?

    3. Re:Excellent idea! by nytes · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I'm holding out for him to finish his "Howard the Duck" trilogy.

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  5. I have always said by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    the Star Wars universe would be a great setting for many different kinds of stories..then Timothy Zahn came along and proved me wrong.

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    1. Re:I have always said by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You still are correct: it is a great setting. All that Mr.Zahn has proven is that he can't write them.

    2. Re:I have always said by geekoid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How cool would a Film Noir in Mos Eisley be?

      Or a wandering Jedi, a'la Zatoichi?

      The story of recovering the Death Star plans?

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    3. Re:I have always said by GrodinTierce · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would have to emphatically disagree. I've always thought that the Thrawn trilogy was some of the best Star Wars writing out there, and it would have made a great conclusion to Lucas's original idea of a trilogy of trilogies if it had been done back in the 80s or 90s when it was still possible to use the original actors.

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    4. Re:I have always said by ukemike · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Continuing Adventures of Jar Jar Binks
      or
      The Star Wars Holiday Special, Special Edition
      or
      The Holiday Special Strikes Back
      or
      The Young Han Solo Adventures
      or
      Howard the Jedi Duck
      or
      Correllian Graffiti
      or
      Jar Jar Binks and the Temple of Dumb

      Who here agrees that Lucas is just beating a dead bantha?

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    5. Re:I have always said by Schmiggy_JK · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are kidding me right? Zahn's first three novels were probably better than most of george's scripts. George just cant do dialog. Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, and The Last Command aka the Thrawn trilogy is some of the best non cannon Star Wars works period.

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    6. Re:I have always said by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Zatoichi? Nah, Lucas should go back to ripping off Kurosawa. How about Seven samurai with six ex-jedi and one farmers son? Or perhaps a nice Star Wars version of Yojimbo and Sanjuro?

  6. TV not theaters by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 4, Informative

    He said they will be for TV, similar to the Clone Wars series, and about 1 hour long each. He's already said he resigned from making [theater] films and Indy 4 will be his last involvement.

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    1. Re:TV not theaters by Original+Replica · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Leaving film and going to TV makes me think Lucas doesn't know his own strengths. He definitely has a gift for grand scale epic imagery, but his interpersonal, small close scene kind of stuff sucks. Or to put it another way: his battle scenes are great, the emotional progress of Anakin into Vadar was crap.

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    2. Re:TV not theaters by flanksteak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Format is irrelevant. He can target them at IMAX or video cell phones, expectations will be low. Very low.

    3. Re:TV not theaters by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

      And how do we know that Lucas hasn't been replaced by a sophisticated animatronic to fulfil the will of the com..mit..ee. The only facts we can be certain of is that

      A) in light of the ET "guns->walkie talkies" incident and the "Greedo is an exceedingly bad shot" controversy and the "Let's include some comic relief that coincidentally is a derogatory racial reference that we obviously didn't intend" fiasco, his actions have been indistinguishable from those of a committee.

      B) His most recent body appears to have enough volume to contain two midgets and a complete animatronic rig

      C) there is no footage more recent than ten years showing Lucas standing up and walking on his own.

      The conclusion is inescapable: Lucas clearly has been replaced by an elaborate puppet sometime around the filming of the third Indiana Jones movie ("Young Indiana Jones" being the earliest available bit of evidence) and there is currently a power struggle within the committee as to how best to pillage his previous "franchises" before being found out and forced to abandon the ruse.

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  7. Cool! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Return Of Jar-Jar" and "The Children of Jar-Jar" will probably kill Star Wars this time around.

    1. Re:Cool! by owlnation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Me-sa love you long time, Mii-stah Jedi?
      That tongue is just crying out for a porn movie. Might finally give him credibility.
    2. Re:Cool! by ipb · · Score: 2, Funny

      'Jar-Jar the Next Generation' ?

  8. I checked TFA... by glittalogik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...but there was no mention of Lucas laughing maniacally as lightning crashed behind him. It would havce seemed appropriate.

  9. Best Headline Ever!! by rlp · · Score: 5, Funny

    On Topic: Best headline ever.

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    1. Re:Best Headline Ever!! by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny
      From the article:

      Some in the crowd screamed as he splashed loudly into the Han, followed about a second later by his pole. If ever there was a place for a disturbance in the Force, that's it.
  10. A bold new direction from Lucas by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's gone from mere milking the franchise to raping it. There's little doubt now (in my mind at least) that he has no new ideas, can't be bothered to push himself to come up with something new, so he's gonna fuck his legacy in the ass till it's seen as nothing more than some cheap little whore.

    And there's nothing anyone can do to stop it, because it wont matter how bad it sucks (and it WILL suck), it will make mountains of money.

    1. Re:A bold new direction from Lucas by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

      luckily Lucas did little more than sign off on The Clone Wars cartoon of which was really good. I'm not a rabid Lucas molested my inner child type, but I do see that EpI was horrible, EpII was slightly less horrible, EpIII improved upon that to be merely bad. He is improving, and I did really enjoy 2 & 3 despite the warts.

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    2. Re:A bold new direction from Lucas by geekoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I am still optimistic...of course I am also George Lucas's bitch.

      The one thing it has going with it is no attachment to previous films.

      If epI/II/III* were the first in the filming series they would be considered kick ass, but week on story.

      A new character in the universe might be less restraining..OTOH we may have another Wookie Christmas on our hands.

      *hey look perl code! ;)

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    3. Re:A bold new direction from Lucas by Original+Replica · · Score: 5, Funny

      of course I am also George Lucas's bitch.

      If you were a whiney bitch, you could be a lead character.

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  11. I feel a disturbance in the force... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    as if millions of Star Wars fans cried out in horror and fainted.

  12. The Mandalorian Armor by malsdavis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm hoping it's an adaptation of "The Mandalorian Armor". I was always told this was be the natural next progression after Return of the Jedi.

    1. Re:The Mandalorian Armor by BaldingByMicrosoft · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe close. But it'll probably come out more like "The Mandalorian Armior", featuring the life and times of force-sensitive furniture. Beware the Sith folding chair...

  13. Help me here... by iknownuttin · · Score: 2, Informative
    FTF: Gathered at Jazz at Lincoln Center for this spectacular annual event were: "Star Wars" director Lucas with his lady-friend Melody Hobson; presidential hopeful John Edwards with his wife Elizabeth; Queen Raina of Jordan,

    and...

    But of course, we were most interested in talking with George Lucas, the affable genius film director who occasionally graces us in New York with an appearance. Lucas is absolutely one of my favorite people, a lovely guy who seems unaffected by his enormous success. Lucas is currently preparing "Indiana Jones 4" with Harrison Ford, Blanchett and Shia LaBoeuf. The latter plays Ford's son, which means his mother was possibly the character Karen Allen played in "Raiders of the Lost Ark." "I can't say," Lucas said when I brought up Allen. Lucas says that Sean Connery still hasn't signed on, but his character, Indy's dad, is in the script. Other than that, his lips are sealed. "Steven thinks we can keep the whole thing a secret," Lucas told me. "I explained to him that it's impossible nowadays. We can't live like that." So then, tell me more about "Indy 4," I suggested. "Oh no," replied Lucas with a smile. Lucas told me he has seen all the summer movies since his company, Industrial Light and Magic, does most of the special effects. The only one they didn't work on was "Spider-Man 3." What did he think of it? "It's silly. It's a silly movie," he said. "There just isn't much there. Once you take it all apart, there's not much story, is there?" Well, it's not "Star Wars." "People thought 'Star Wars' was silly, too," he added, with a wink. "But it wasn't." Lucas, by the way, says he is readying "Clone Wars," an animated series for TV that's derived from "Star Wars." Many "Star Wars" characters appear in "Clone Wars," but voiced by other actors. And here's a little news: Lucas tells me he will make two more live-action films based in the "Star Wars" era. "But they won't have members of the Skywalker family as characters," he said. "They will be other people of that milieu." The two extra films will also be made for TV and probably be an hour long each. But, like "Clone Wars," Lucas doesn't know where on TV they will land. Hello, HBO and Showtime. It may be time to pony up.

    Help me out here...How's this a story?

    This is just PR GARBAGE!

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  14. Starwars era? by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You mean like when he produced good movies and chose actors properly?

  15. what is that whoosing sound? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is the sound of a dead horse being well and truely flogged.

    1. Re:what is that whoosing sound? by MrManny · · Score: 2, Funny

      I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of Jar Jar Binks suddenly cried out in terror, and were never silenced.

  16. Just one word: by mobby_6kl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do not want.

    Well, it was supposed to be one word.

  17. Re:Just what I dreamed of! by teslar · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got a bad feeling about this....

  18. EWOKS! by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's 1984 and 1985 all over again!

  19. Re:Just what I dreamed of! by cashman73 · · Score: 5, Funny
    The only plot of a successful Jar Jar Binks-based movie might be something like, Gungans on a Plane! They could re-cast Samuel L. Jackson back into his role as Mace Windu. It would be an epic tale of the Jedi Master in his early days battling the evil Gungans on the planet Naboo, ultimatel forcing their whole civilization into exile to live beneath the waters of the planet forever, hoping they'd be forgotten (until discovered in ep. 1 by Qui Gon and Obi Wan).

    "I am sick and tired of these mother-f**king Gungans . . . on this mother-f**king starship!"

    Hmm, come to think if it, I might actually pay to see this movie! ;-)

  20. Oh dear... by hkmarks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    George. Sweetie. You've worked hard, and you've earned a rest. It's alright. You can take a break. Let someone else write the script. We know you don't like actors, and that's alright too. Give some director the job of dealing with them.

    We won't think any less of you.

  21. Skywalkers irrelevent by Repton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone knows that R2D2 is the true hero of Star Wars..

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  22. Hopeful! by josteos · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wouldn't this make it better?

    "George Lucas says that he will make two more live-action films based in the "Star Wars" era. "But they won't have members of the Lucas family as writers, directors, or producers," he said."
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  23. How about the story of the contractors ... by soupinpa · · Score: 5, Funny

    who worked on the death star. Tell us the story of how those contracts came in, and follow these contractors through to the destruction of the second death star. Perhaps Randall will stop ranting about how they were innocent bystanders in this conflict.

  24. Asbestos underwear on by ObiWanStevobi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A big middle finger in the air to all those Lucas haters out there.

    There are alot of stories in the Star Wars universe that can be done and done well. The KOTOR games created some really good stories. There are lots of possibilities with the old republic, Mandalorian wars, Sith Lore, etc. that would make great stories.

    Lucas wrote and directed some of the best movies ever made. Only in comparison to the Original trilogy can the new Star Wars movies be considered somehow weak. Lucas still makes great movies.

    For those out there griping and complaining, all I can say is save your money and go watch Delta Farce 2, or whatever else it is you are going to be watching that is so darn great.

    1. Re:Asbestos underwear on by GaryPatterson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Visually, all of the Star Wars movies are great. The writing in episodes 4, 5 and 6 was pretty good too. While the visuals have only gone from strength to strength and the overal plot of the rise of Palpatine is impressive, the writing has plummeted in quality.

      Anyone who expects Natalie Portman to deliver the line "Hold me like you did on Naboo" without the entire audience laughing at the absurdity of it, or gives Ewan Macgregor the immortal line "He killed the younglings!" has to face facts: writing is not their forte. Lucas should let better authors write and stick to directing.

      I've seen them all in the cinemas, played some games, enjoy the backstory and own the DVDs, but I try to skip the dialogue as much as possible in the new films. It's Lucas' Achilles Heel.

  25. Gungan Babies by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kinda like the muppet babies, only more Rastafarian influence.

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  26. Knights of the Old Republic. by odinsgrudge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He could base it off of the the "Knights of The Old Republic" series. Perhaps if he doesn't write the stories for them, they may actually be decent.

  27. I discounted that bastard while parsing the header by thegnu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I kind of got discouraged by being having to hear about--stop the presses--how gorgeous Cate Blanchett was. Especially when there was a photo. I mean, I can judge the ladies for myself, thank you.

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  28. Nothing New... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Considering how wooden the acting was, I'm not sure the last three Star Wars films had members of the Skywalker family as 'characters'.

  29. Re:I discounted that bastard while parsing the hea by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 4, Funny

    She's going play Empress Palpatine.

  30. You what? by hack++slash · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, yet more SW cash-ins, and here I was hoping for Howard The Duck 2...

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  31. And that's the point...all he did was OK it. by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    The "Clone Wars" shorts gave me back my love of Star Wars. Unfortunately Genndy Tartakovsky is not involved in the upcoming CGI series but from what I understand the people at the helm of that (no, not Lucas, Lucas is just bankrolling it) are similarly SW fans with a major love of animation as a form of cinema.

    If these movies have a prayer of being good, he should pay Lawrence Kasdan silly money to write the screenplay, point him in the direction he wants him to write, and stand back and let him do it. Or maybe Paul Dini, with similar lack of interference from Lucas.

    From what I understand, these movies will be set between Episode III and the original Star Wars. (I refuse to call it Episode IV...that was the first damn movie, dammit.) And they will have lots of action. Like the animated shorts. Just keep Lucas away from the script. And for crissake keep him away from writing dialogue. Please.

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  32. He's still going to be short by one. by argent · · Score: 4, Funny
    He needs to make *three* more, to complete the nine episodes he originally promised.

    "Well, is this the end of the flick?! Hey! Is it a "wrap"?"

    "Not quite, Luke. I have six more "Star Wars" chapters to go. We should get to them all by... oh, 1998."

    "1998, Mr. Lucas?"

    "Yes... yes, I think so..."

    Fx: *FOOSH* (lightsaber whacking Lucas' head off)

    "Jedi knights don't wait 15 years for a sequel."


    Optimist.
  33. Something doesn't jive... by jcuervo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lucas, by the way, says he is readying "Clone Wars," an animated series for TV that's derived from "Star Wars." Many "Star Wars" characters appear in "Clone Wars," but voiced by other actors. Okay, so, Spiderman 3 is out, but he's "readying" Clone Wars? Is there a new version of the toon coming out, or what?

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  34. Let me be the first to suggest by muellerr1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    'A Gungan Christmas'

  35. Jedi battles on speed by LoudMusic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd like to see masses of Jedi and Sith battling over territory and the minds of the weak. It could actually be good. Jedi and Sith from all the familiar species and a bunch of new ones.

    http://starwars.carrotnetwork.com/jediepisode2.jpg

    You know you want it too.

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  36. It is too late for me, son by rarel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Joss Whedon is my master now.

  37. Classic Bloom County... by ElboRuum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...Long live Mike Binkley...

  38. Further Reading Indicates Columnist Is... by ElboRuum · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...an irretrievable moron.

    I cite the following:

    1. The 80's were musically irrelevant...
    2. Rush was a heavy metal band.

    While the first is open to debate, the second has long since been proven in the court of public opinion to be absolutely false.

    Conclusion:

    If faced with a side-by-side comparison of his head and his ass, our dear columnist would be hard-pressed to find any dissimilarity.

    Thank you.

  39. An excerpt from the screen play... by ElboRuum · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Jar Jar, you're being appointed as the Imperial ambassador to Alderaan."

    "Me-sa honored, Big Boss Tarkin, When me go?"

    (Tarkin whispers to Vader) "You've got the princess on the Death Star, right?"

    (Vader) "Yes, governor."

    "Why right away, Jar Jar, as soon as you're packed!"

    "Whoopee!" (exit right).

    (Tarkin) "So we'll finally be rid of this annoying fool?"

    (Vader) "I've been wanting to do this since I was 10."