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Thousands of ICQ Numbers Deleted

BondGamer writes "Many ICQ users woke up and found their ICQ numbers were no longer working. There is a topic on the ICQ support with more than 1,500 replies. There are pages upon pages of other topics asking what happened. As of yet, there has been no official response from AOL about what has happened."

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  1. Obli... by BlueParrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    DMCA takedown notices because they were found in the decimal representation of some movies?

  2. They misunderstand by empaler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Their ICQ accounts have not been baleeted, they've simply been reassigned to a new number.

    If they can guess the number within 96 hours they can keep their account. Everything is the same eccept the number. A minor problem is that it does not update your friends' ICQ numbers if they're in the same lottery.

    I don't see the problem.

  3. SQL Statement Gone Awry? by ticklish2day · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like they let a sql n00b into the production database...

    "Jimmy, could you get me a report for user #12345678?"
    "Sure boss, I'll use my awesome SQL skillz"

    clacketty clack... osql.exe... clacketty clack clack
    select * from IcqUsers

    wait wait wait

    "Hmmm, that user is very far down the list. I'll get rid of these earlier records so that record will show up faster."
    clacketty clack... delete from IcqUsers where UserID
    wait wait wait

    "JIMMY WTF ARE YOU DOING???? CANCEL THAT QUERY NOW. YOU'RE RUNNING IT AGAINST THE PRODUCTION DB"
    "Yessirsirright now sir!!!!!!!!!"

    and you can complete the story.

  4. Re:Still Around by thegamerformelyknown · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if my account still works. *looks at title of post*
    Not anymore :)
  5. ICQ still exists? by ddoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this just a publicity stunt to remind people that ICQ still exists? :)

    Bad publicity is still publicity. :)

  6. Re:Still Around by zwei2stein · · Score: 5, Informative

    Number of people i _personally_ know who use ICQ: pretty much everyone.
    Number of people i _personally_ know who use something else than ICQ: pretty much noone.

    Here in Czechia, ICQ is simply THE im to use.

    IT just makes no sense to register on something else when you know you wont be able to talk to anyone. And it makes no sense to switch if majority does no switch with you.

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    In the end stuff like aim or messenger have exaclty same type of bloat (sometimes even more anoying than icq bloat) and zero killer features.

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  7. ICQ said it best... by Spittles · · Score: 5, Funny

    *uh-oh* :-P

  8. Computers that forget. by n1hilist · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess someone at AOL must've read a certain article about computers needing to forget...

  9. Possible Fix?!? by jkwscurvy · · Score: 5, Informative

    It appears to just be a bug, and your numbers are safe. Backup, remove, reinstall as described here: http://boards.icq.com/boards/view_messages.php?tid =4555&topic_id=2216365. YMMV

  10. Re:Backups? by Viraptor · · Score: 5, Informative

    Seems it's not server problem (not for all at least):
    Citing board post

    "[...]This is a nasty ICQ6 bug, but it is fixed with a complete uninstall of all user data and reinstall.[...]"

    Some other users also say that it helped. Maybe it's an organized hoax, but whatever. You may want to backup your data and try.

  11. Re:I met my fiancee on ICQ by ZX3+Junglist · · Score: 5, Funny

    and with the two of you about to be happily married, BAM! AOL deletes her!

  12. Re:Still Around by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Apparently everyone and their dog use it in Russia. Right before they turned GAIM into Pidgin I installed GAIM 1.5 and logged on to my neglected yahoo and ICQ accounts. My 6 digit ICQ was still working up until this morning, and every single day I get at least 3 Russian girls (or so they claim) wanting to chat, and at least 2 spam messages in Cyrillic trying to get me to click in some shady URL that I wouldn't touch with Firefox barricaded behind the Proxomitron and a Firewall on an unpluged computer powered-off =P

    At least one of the alleged Russkys I actually started chatting with is cute. They sure know how to make them in the Ukraine ;)

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  13. I DIDN'T DO IT by Debug0x2a · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oddly enough it was working perfectly until I went to create an account. BTW, my name is ";Drop Table;"

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  14. Re:Backups? by suv4x4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    this is where we discover AOL have been reliably backing up their ICQ server to /dev/null all these years.

    There's this wormhole theory that says all data you send in /dev/null will not be lost, but actually show up on a server in an alternate universe. So no all hope is lost!

    Now all we need is to get to the other universe.

    But beware: they might all be evil.

  15. Re:Backups? by Debug0x2a · · Score: 5, Funny

    Probably a server drive crash, and this is where we discover AOL have been reliably backing up their ICQ server to /dev/null all these years. Well...servers went down, lets go get those backups....

    mount -t ext3 /dev/null /mnt/null

    Um... sir... I think we have a small problem...
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  16. Re:Still Around by Soruk · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least one of the alleged Russkys I actually started chatting with is cute.

    Congratulations. You've been speaking to the goatse guy.

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  17. Obligatory comment by ButcherCH · · Score: 5, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the Net...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

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  18. Re:Backups? by MrNemesis · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's this wormhole theory that says all data you send in /dev/null will not be lost, but actually show up on a server in an alternate universe.

    Ah, so *that's* where all the stuff in /dev/random comes from!

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