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  1. Re:Search through phone numbers on (Useful) Stupid Regex Tricks? · · Score: 1

    I'd find that more believable if that really was a regular expression and you didn't have a girlfriend.

  2. Re:Thanks, American voters. on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    Yes thank you American voters. As you appear that you can be trusted with democracy, we shall no longer invade. Also, we shall let you use the metal cutlery again.

  3. Another article with a pic of the substance on Nanotubes Form The Darkest Material Yet Created · · Score: 4, Informative
  4. Re:Why should we be the ones to change? on Users and Web Developers Vent Over IE7 · · Score: 1

    Yep... welcome to our imperfect world

  5. Why should we be the ones to change? on Users and Web Developers Vent Over IE7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In a perfect world, we'd stop complaining about how Microsoft are forcing developers to jump through their proprietary hoops in order to render what would otherwise be standards compliant pages. Instead we would continue developing pages that are completely standards compliant, until the public perception of IE was "Oh that browser that makes pages look like crap... what's that Firefox thing you've been telling me about?"

  6. ICQ said it best... on Thousands of ICQ Numbers Deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    *uh-oh* :-P

  7. Can someone tell me... on The Top 5 Games of All Time · · Score: 1

    ...why Speedball 2: Brutal Deluxe isn't in there? More time than I care to disclose was spent in front of my Amiga playing that gem!

  8. "Has the jury reached a verdict?" on Lawyers Ordered to Play RPS to Settle Dispute · · Score: 3, Funny

    "We're about to your honor... one.. two.. three.."

  9. Re:Futurama Quote on Blazing Speed: The Fastest Stuff In The Universe · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think you missed the Futurama reference in the actual article... "...become your own grandpa..." :)

  10. Well that's just fine and dandy... on Enterprise-class Car Audio · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well that's just fine and dandy... until the RIAA supoenas your car.

  11. In a perfect world... on How To Catch A Scammer/Spammer · · Score: 1

    In a perfect world, Spammers would be aprehended and put in a prison cell with men who have had a penis enlargement, taken viagra, and are looking for a fresh new relationship...

  12. And they can keep them... on Linux Hits the Road · · Score: 3, Funny

    Linux mapping out our roads... SCO can probably lay claim to the speed-humps.

  13. Re:Dear prostoalex on Microsoft Research Projects Showcased · · Score: 1
    You're visualising this?

    So you've been to a MicroSoft board meeting then?

  14. Free Zeppelin on Robot Balloon Escapes In Britain · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until we the cutesy-ass Disney movie "based on actual events"? Chuck a talking mouse in there and *SHAZAM!*... Box Office Gold!

  15. Re:Wow! on BitTorrent Blamed for Matrix2 Downloads · · Score: 1

    In 1999, I saw the Matrix 3 times in theaters - $25
    I already saw the movie in theaters once. $10.
    I will see it with my dad. $20
    I bought the first Matrix DVD. $20
    I bought the Matrix Revisited DVD $20
    I will buy the Animatrix DVD -- unknown cost.
    I will buy Reloaded on DVD - $20
    I will see Revolutions, twice in theaters, $20
    I will buy Revolutions on DVD - $20

    Watching the powers that be squirm in their seats as their products get shot around the free world at the speed of light - Priceless :)

  16. If you eat too much in the Matrix.... on BitTorrent Blamed for Matrix2 Downloads · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it just my stretched monitor settings, but does the photo of Mr Morpheus on the BBC news site make him look a touch tubby?

  17. About as much chance as... on Earthlink Wins Another Spam Award: $16 million · · Score: 2, Funny

    "A few more of these, and maybe the tide of spam will eb." Yeah.. and maybe if the RIAA sues the pantaloons off a few more University students, people will be wracked with guilt and delete their collection of MP3's. Maybe. Nah.

  18. Alien vs. Predator... on What Games Have Actually Affected You? · · Score: 1

    Played in a darkened University Dorm room, with a LCD projector and 4 ginoromous speakers... Never before have 5 guys squealed like little girls who have skinned there knees...