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Mission Could Seek Out Spock's Home Planet

An anonymous reader wrote with a link to the official Planet Quest site. Planet Quest has the goal of exploring the galaxy via sophisticated instrumentation for another habitable planet. NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab is working to plan out missions for the project, and researchers are now theorizing that the instruments may be able to explore the system of 40 Eridani. Hardcore Trek fans may know 40 Eridani as the star associated with the planet Vulcan. "The SIM PlanetQuest instrument will be so accurate, it could measure the thickness of a nickel at a distance from Earth to the moon. Using a set of mathematical models based on Newton's Laws, Tanner was able to conclude that SIM would be able to definitively determine whether there is an Earth-mass planet orbiting in the habitable zone around 40 Eridani A, and could also determine its orbit. This is quite an exciting prospect, since NASA's Terrestrial Planet Finder mission, planned for launch after SIM, would not only be able to take a rudimentary 'picture' of the planet, but also could search for signatures of life such as methane and ozone."

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  1. *eyebrow raise* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    fascinating...

  2. Space. The final frontier. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Space. The final frontier.
    These are the voyages of the starship Doogan.
    Her five year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilisation.
    To boldly go where no man has gone before.

    You can just picture the comm message as Scotty tells the captain they won't leave earth orbit and will have to search for spock in New Mexico.

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  3. Methane and ozone, huh by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    but also could search for signatures of life such as methane and ozone

    So we're only interested in flatulent life, then.

    1. Re:Methane and ozone, huh by Reader+X · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is there any other kind?

    2. Re:Methane and ozone, huh by illegalcortex · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can you imagine dealing with a life form that doesn't fart. I mean, it's embarrassing enough when one of the inmates makes a back door break-out with other humans around. But at least then you have the fall-back of knowing they've probably done it before, too.

    3. Re:Methane and ozone, huh by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 4, Funny

      The trick is to convince the non-farting aliens that farts are a sign of great social standing and virility. Make 'em feel inadequate due to their lack of this ability.

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      ... I'm addicted to placebos
    4. Re:Methane and ozone, huh by hamburger+lady · · Score: 3, Funny

      or, "nobody poops but you".

      or the catholic version, "You're a Naughty Child and that's Concentrated Evil Coming Out of the Back of You"

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    5. Re:Methane and ozone, huh by Jenga717 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Maybe you should focus a little closer to home first. Here, I'll even help you:

      "The trick is to convince the [females] that farts are a sign of great social standing and virility. Make 'em feel inadequate due to their lack of [being able to control your] ability."

      We women already feel inadequate at being able to control the horrendous things that come out of the average man (from any hole). The only thing left to do is convince us that the copious amounts of gas seeping (or exploding) from your goatse-hole, directly correlates to how powerful and man-ly (thus desirable) you are. Should be...easy... :-)

  4. Only eggheads would look for Vulcan... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You would think that Borg technology on the other side of the galaxy would be a lot more interesting than a group of alien philosophers contemplating lint in their belly buttons. :P

  5. Please cancel the mission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we discover the Vulcans before the warp drive then our timeline will be wrong.

    1. Re:Please cancel the mission by Blob+Pet · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not to worry, we'll just label this mission as non-canon. Obviously Rick Berman had some hand in its creation.

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    2. Re:Please cancel the mission by El_Oscuro · · Score: 4, Funny

      My timeline got screwed up when I found the long lost "Restraunt at the End of the Universive" game in a close out bin at Egghead during the Win95 launch, after Microsoft had merged with Sirus Cybernetics Corporation. The game cost $9.99, along with $10 for some good British ale, leaving me with 1 penny in my Beezer bank account.

      After leaving Egghead, I noticed the sky was....

      Drinking 3 beers and waiting for the end, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. A spaceship. Except, it looked more like a restraunt than a spaceship. Everyone else, was ignoring the spaceship. Just running around it, pretending it wasn't there.

      Slartbartfast came out of the ship, and said "Arthur Dent, we have been waiting 11 years for you to get the game. We need your help. The Restruant at the End of the Universe forgot to patch their time servers with the DST patch. As it turned out, one of the End of the Universe time-shifts occured during the DST switchover. Thus, The Restruant is exactly one hour in the future, after The End. With The Restruant after the End, then entire space-time continuim of the universe is unraveling. Our only hope is if you can find the patch, get to the Restruant, and apply it."

      You get into the ship and take off, the powerful Bistromathics drive getting you to Magrathea in seconds. You attempt to download the patch from the Sub-Etha-Net using your Guides newfangled "Sub-Etha-Net Explorer", but all it tells you is

      This page cannot be displayed

      There is an icon which looks like a paperclip on a piece of paper. It is winking at you...

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  6. Same thing different Star System by dcray2000 · · Score: 4, Funny


    We'll probably see a Vulcan in a skyscraper with a telescope looking back at us.

  7. meh by game+kid · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm hoping for CETI 5.0 (alpha) personally.

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    1. Re:meh by croddy · · Score: 2, Funny

      No! On CETI Alpha 5 there was life! A fair chance!

  8. Outpost? by crabpeople · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wasn't that also one of the many stars you could fly to in outpost, the buggiest game of all time?

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  9. Slashunits! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The SIM PlanetQuest instrument will be so accurate, it could measure the thickness of a nickel at a distance from Earth to the moon.

    Yes, but how many football fields away can it measure the width of the Library of Congress from?

    1. Re:Slashunits! by ChameleonDave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the general sort of size of any coin was what was intended, then he should have put "coin", not "nickel". And the use of real units would still be preferable. Fake units are appropriate only for the chronically uneducated.

    2. Re:Slashunits! by ChameleonDave · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm wondering where you're from that you think you'll probably never see an american nickel. I just haven't seen one in my 28 years, and don't see that changing.

      No, they are talking about a Vulcan nickel of course, which is EXACTLY 1/8 inch thick, because that is the only logical measure of length. Well, then I approve whole-heartedly!
  10. Why do we have to have Spock? by Castar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm a Star Trek fan (although not so much of the original series, I have to admit), but I'm totally confused by this constant recent desire to tie every space mission to popular sci-fi. In a mainstream news article, I can understand it. But here on Slashdot? Do we really need Vulcans to be involved before we get excited about a *mission to explore another solar system*? That's incredibly cool on its own. By hyping it up as somehow Star Trek-related, you really minimize the plain awesomeness there is in space exploration.

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    1. Re:Why do we have to have Spock? by mrhifibanjostrings · · Score: 5, Funny

      You obviously underestimate the number of people who flip open their Razr phones like tricorders and make the "shhhhh" sound when they automatic doors open for them. Anything is cooler when you integrate Star Trek into it.

    2. Re:Why do we have to have Spock? by nschubach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...or is anything cooler when you integrate it into Star Trek? Think about it. ;)

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    3. Re:Why do we have to have Spock? by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Absolutely, yup, you're right.

      But....

      ....remember that to do stuff that we know is cool you have to convince the general public, who:
      1: Are a bit dim at times (average IQ of 100 apparently! ;)
      2: Are going to be paying for it either through taxes or by buying the products that have adverts plastered across the side of the spaceship.

      You've got to get the money from somewhere, and "cool" gets money these days.
      For the REAL future of space missions, see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN3JjUUdjWU - a bunch of British TV presenters decide to make a rocket...out of a 3 wheeled car. And it ends up being the largest non-commercial European space launch ever...now that's cool.

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    4. Re:Why do we have to have Spock? by Miseph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure that even qualifies as debatable...

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  11. Re:Space. The final frontier. by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes I make mistakes. Don't we all?

    Don't many of us owe our very existence to mistakes that our parents made?

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    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  12. Re:Space. The final frontier. by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Her five year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilisation.

    Using today's technology, 1,000,000 year mission (roundtrip).

    If you don't run out of food.

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    Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
  13. Re:First Vulcan /. post by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh no, insane Star Trek nerdity nitpicking engaged. Setting nitpickiness to stun. Engage the nitpick drive.

    GP's phrase was used by another Vulcan in the actual Star Trek series. Both are valid.

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    There are two kinds of fool One says 'This is old therefore good' Another says 'This is new therefore better'- Dean Ing
  14. Which nickel is it? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    it could measure the thickness of a nickel at a distance from Earth to the moon.

    Is that a hot nickel, or a cold nickel?

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  15. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Tell that to your flip phone, the talking nav system in your car, your iPod, your flat-screen TV, all of that cool medical imaging equipment at the hospital that saved your various family member's lives and to the systems that helped to develop the heart pacemaker, for openers.

    Star Trek helped DEFINE cool for you non geeks.

    Without Star Trek, many of the scientists who developed those pieces of equipment never would have even gone INTO science and the vast majority of those cool gadgets YOU rely on to get laid with wouldn't even exist and you would have to rely on your complete lack of charm to try to be a success with women.

    To paraphrase William Shatner: "Get A CLUE!"

  16. Re:Calm yourselves. by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

    STAR TREK ISN'T REAL.

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...oh, wait, wrong franchise.

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  17. eh by djupedal · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The SIM PlanetQuest instrument will be so accurate, it could measure the thickness of a nickel at a distance from Earth to the moon."

    Last I heard the boys still had issues dealing w/simple math. It might be best to hold off on such parlor triks as this until the tutors come back with a reasonable report...

    1. Re:eh by Scaba · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why wait. I'm thinking it might be a lot easier to just measure the nickel right here on Earth. In fact, you don't even need to measure it, as someone has done it for us

  18. Epsilon Eridani by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 4, Informative

    I must admit that I'm old enough to remember when Vulcan was supposed to be a planet of Epsilon Eridani, not 40 Eridani. Epsilon is much more Sun-like.

    Of course, the Vulcans would have to argue with the Comporellon folks, who also live in the Epsilon Eridani system. :-)

    ...laura

    1. Re:Epsilon Eridani by BRSloth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A Hacker Girl who KNOWS Star Trek?!?!

      MARRY ME!

  19. Finally! An end to the controversy! by GeekZilla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this mean that we can finally line up all the Neanderthals who still think the moon landing is a hoax, let them look through the shiny new "telescope" and see the lunar landers still parked where they landed about 38 years ago?

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    1. Re:Finally! An end to the controversy! by skoaldipper · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it's not a hoax, then tell me why after all those moon missions not one single astronaut brought back one single slice of cheese?

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      I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
  20. Re:lol by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not green.

    Green-blooded.

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  21. Wow, am I going to get burned for this, but... by duck0 · · Score: 2

    ...Spock's home planet is Earth. His mother was a human and his father an ambassador to Earth named Sarek.

  22. Re:First Vulcan /. post by coyote-san · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to a recent pop quiz by my girlfriend, the type who named her cat 'Tiberius' for some bizarre reason, that's the proper response to "live long and prosper." They go in a pair.

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  23. Re:Fictional by MLease · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's the "-1, Wet Blanket" mod option?!?

    -Mike

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  24. Oh, great, more units by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Funny

    it could measure the thickness of a nickel at a distance from Earth to the moon

    Oh, great, another metric unit we have to memorize: Moon-Earth distance nickel thicknesses. How many Libraries of Congress is that?
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  25. Re:lol by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Star Trek nerds, lol. Your hobby is the cause of your virginity."

    Yeah, I can easily imagine somebody anonymously flaming Star Trek nerds on a Friday night beatin the hotties off with a stick.

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    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  26. Re:Pedant police strike again by Lotana · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just 16 metric tons and it is currently the largest we can do?!

    What the hell happened to Energia's blueprints? That baby could place 100 metric tons into LEO!

  27. Re:If it's that accurate, can they point it at Lun by ObitMan · · Score: 2, Informative

    apollo 1 never made it off the ground.
    in fact Grissom, White and Chaffee were killed in a fire during the test.

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  28. Communicators, fool by slyborg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Open their Razr phones like communicators, not tricorders. Instead they hold up their iPods and and do the "whirmrmrmr" sound while they "scan" the backside of some hottie on the subway, and say "Fascinating" with an upraised eyebrow.

    Also dawns on me that only people 35+ years old would have any association between a flip-phone and Star Trek's original communicators. Defines the generation that designed these phones as well as (apparently) Slashdot's demographic.

    Is it just me, or is it getting OLD in here??