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Teachers Fake Gunman Attack

Posted by samzenpus on from the stop-crying-teacher-would-never-really-kill-you dept.

Anti_Climax writes "Staff members of an elementary school staged a fictitious gun attack on students during a class trip, telling them it was not a drill as the children cried and hid under tables. It'll be interesting to see what happens to these teachers after the charges brought against students in recent months."

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  1. In the words of Stan Marsh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.

  2. Re:Who cares? by uberjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    How does this classify as Slashdot news?

    Because in about five seconds Jack Thompson will emerge from his hole and say that the teachers in question trained for this fake attack by playing Doom and Counter Strike.

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  3. Seriously... by TheRon6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did anyone *ACTUALLY* think of the children before they decided this was a good idea?!?

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  4. Re:Under the PATRIOT Act... by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Funny

    The correct plan against a single rampaging gunman seems to be for everybody to rush him. An archer can shoot peons all day long if all they do is run and hide within the base, but he'll only be able to get a few if the entire workforce rushes him. EXCELLENT plan: I'm right behind you...
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