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Malware Hijacks Windows Update

clickclickdrone writes "The BBC are reporting a new piece of malware is in the wild that can hijack Windows Update's functionality and bypass firewalls allowing it to install malicious code on users PCs. The new code was discovered by Frank Boldewin in an email. The attack utilizes the BITS system."

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  1. Maybe we should call it... by Cytlid · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...son of a BITS.

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    FLR
  2. Typical Microsoft response by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA:

    However, Microsoft said that for BITS to be exploited, machines first had to become infected with the trojan that Mr Boldewin discovered. That makes me feel so much safer.

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  3. Your machine has just been updated by liledevil · · Score: 5, Funny

    14 new virusses have just been installed
    please restart your machine to become a zombie

  4. Security quiz linked from TFA by AmIAnAi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Linked off TFA is a quiz checking readers' knowledge of computer security issues. I just love the first answer for question 10:

    What is a DDoS attack?

    A: Guerilla activism by open source software advocates in which they uninstall Windows on a PC and replace it with Linux

    That's one botnet I'd happily join
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    Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
  5. Windows is safe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi,
    I have my own awesome blog whose url I certainly don't need to post here since I expect you all to know it already.

    I just talked with my friends at Microsoft and they told me that

    "Windows is safe!"

    and it seems ridiculous to care about such small issues when 9/11 was only 6 years ago. You people should really step aside and look at the things from another perspective.

    Maybe from above like the Lord does.

    I rather go to church and pray to the Lord for less terrorists than being part in this smear campain against the blessed world leader of IT.

    Bill and Melinda think of the children. Do YOU?

  6. Let me be the first to say... by SadGeekHermit · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you were all using Linux or OS/X, you could watch this catastrophe with detached amusement instead of butt-clenching fear.

    Me, I'm relaxed and enjoying a soda.

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    NO CARRIER
  7. Microsoft's Makes a Buck, However by VE3OGG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Sirs,

    Your Trojan, named 1337-5ki11z, violates 387 Microsoft patents, included patent 666-1345-876-666 ("screwing the user over"). We do not wish to actually pursue legal action, but would rather license our Windows Update APIs to you for the paltry sum of 100.00 (per infection).

    Thank You

    Kindly,

    The MS Legal Eagles

  8. Re:but does it support Vista? by jackharrer · · Score: 5, Funny

    But does it run on Linux???

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    "an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often, quite often, picturesque liar" - Mark Twain