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Treadmill Workstation

coondoggie writes "Did you know you could lose as much as 66 pounds by sweating on your PC? Well using the Mayo Clinic's vertical workstation, that just might be the weight loss wave of the future. The vertical workstation is basically a desk mounted over a treadmill that lets office workers to kill two birds with one stone — send emails, check invoices and write reports and burn calories at the same time, say Professors James Levine and Jennifer Miller of the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, who came up with the machine/desk. There are other things you can try as well. For example, the FPGamerunner, a USB full-size treadmill that works with any first-person shooter (FPS) game, has you covered. Walking on the treadmill moves your character through the game. Handlebars and buttons at the front of the $1,299 treadmill control your direction and fire your weapons." This seems like a lot better idea than me trying to collect Pokemon on an elliptical trainer which will no doubt one day lead to a very embarrassing obituary.

264 comments

  1. My workout by Pojut · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I lift 4 days a week and do cardio 3 days a week. One of those cardio sessions every week is actually done on a stationary bike while playing video games.

    It works fantastically...I find that I will stay on that bike for a MUCH longer time (roughly 30 minutes longer) if I am actively engaged with something other than my legs moving

    1. Re:My workout by Shrubber · · Score: 1

      One of those cardio sessions every week is actually done on a stationary bike while playing video games.

      It works fantastically...I find that I will stay on that bike for a MUCH longer time (roughly 30 minutes longer) if I am actively engaged with something other than my legs moving I do the same thing. In fact I was coming to quote the comment in the OP about playing Pokemon because that's exactly what I do. And I end up going a lot longer than if I were listening to music or watching television like I used to where I'd still find myself glancing at the clock. Instead I just want to catch one more...
    2. Re:My workout by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      I actually lift 3 days a week and do cardio 4 and have had no problems losing the weight. I use it as a cooling off period from work, putting all my frustrations into my weight training and sprints.

      More than one idea to solve a networking issue or a software issue has come from the hour after work I spend at the gym.

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    3. Re:My workout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For some reason it didn't work so well for me. I was playing games on a wireless controller while running on the treadmill and I found it to be too much of a distraction to the point that I kept just-about falling off the end of the treadmill.

    4. Re:My workout by tgatliff · · Score: 2, Informative

      You might want to think about shorting your cardio time and making it a little more intense... With proper cardio at the 85% Max HR for 20 minutes, there is no way you would want to play a video game.... You would also get a considerable better HGH release as well...

      Meaning, personally combining fitness and play are not best because both are watered down. Meaning, you get poor cardio, but also it is not the best video game either... Just spend 20 minutes on the cardio and then you can play the game for the next 40 minutes..

      Just a thought.. :-)

    5. Re:My workout by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd comment that running and biking use the arms differently. Moving your arms is proper form for running while it is not for biking. I'd suspect that on a bike you'd be able to concentrate using your arms better (after all they're supposed to be available for steering).

    6. Re:My workout by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Get a mountain bike and find a good local trail. That's much more fun, and you'll also meet some cool people. Road bike is fine too, and you'll meet even more people on that. But if you want something more like a video game, offroad is definitely the way to go.

    7. Re:My workout by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I ride my bike to work when the weather permits. Great exercise, and once you buy a bike, it's practically free. This helps me keep in relatively good shape and it also allows me to do 2 things at once by combining working out, and traveling to work. Oh, it's also faster than the city bus. Riding a real bike is much more interesting than riding a stationary bike. Even those complex ones at the gym that simulate hills.

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    8. Re:My workout by ubuwalker31 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My biggest complaint is that American businesses don't encourage people to get exercise, they just want you to sit at your desk and get work done. Getting up, moving around, stretching your legs, taking the stairs, socializing, is all prohibited or frowned upon. This might not be a big deal for people who work 7 or 8 hr days who can get to the gym in the morning, but it is brutal to hard workin guys like me who put in 12-14hrs at work.

      I have been following the exercise plan on simplefit.org a scaled down version of crossfit, which is an exercise and calisthenics program that US soldiers and police officers use to keep fit. I went from not being able to do a push up, to being able to do 20 girlie pushups on my knees, to doing 30 pushups in three months.

    9. Re:My workout by Pojut · · Score: 1

      That's why the day that I do the stationary bike/video game combo, I usually have a 15-20 minute warm up time, a 15-30 minutes "exercise" time, and then an additional 15-20 minute cooldown time.

      Yes yes yes, I know that's not exactly what "they" say you should do, but you know what? In 6 months, I have lost only 20 pounds on the scale, yet I have lost nearly 6 inches off my waist.

      Between my lifting, cardio, and diet, I must be doing SOMETHING right ;-)

    10. Re:My workout by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      This is my view too. I see a lot of people "working out" without doing any actual work, and not getting their heart rate up. You see people taking a leisurely walk on the treadmill, or "jogging" for an hour and a half. These people would get much better work out in much less time if they upped the intensity. If you're working out hard enough, your hands should be too sweaty to hold the controller properly, even if you're just pedaling your legs.

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    11. Re:My workout by FST777 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Partly. When seriously working out on a bike, you use your arms for strength (pulling your arms while pushing with the legs). Steering on a bike is indeed done with the arms at low speeds, but less so at high speeds. You then use your arms for strength and stability and use weight displacing to steer.

      When you apply any serious force on a bike you need your arms to prevent yourself from sliding backwards out the sadle. Gaming can then become... interesting.

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    12. Re:My workout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There are going to be a lot of dead fat people playing FPS games on a treadmill. Perhaps we need a new game,

      Unreal Fat Tournament 2007, with special jelly donut shields for those who can't dodge quickly.

    13. Re:My workout by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I think the idea isn't to replace the intense gym workout - those people are already motivated and active. This is for the desk potato that would otherwise not exercise at all.

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    14. Re:My workout by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

      Get a mountain bike and find a good local trail. That's much more fun, and you'll also meet some cool people. Road bike is fine too, and you'll meet even more people on that. But if you want something more like a video game, offroad is definitely the way to go.

      Mid January in Northern Ontario is not the time or the place to meet cool people while mountain biking, nor is it particularly fun. And even for those who live warmer areas, weather is still a huge factor. While riding singletrack in the rain is fun, it's also horrible for the trails. There are times you can't avoid being on a trainer, in which case I agree with the OP.

    15. Re:My workout by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      I do cardio on a recumbent exercise bike and the posture is fantastic for playing video games.

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    16. Re:My workout by never2old · · Score: 1

      I use a compact recumbent bike at home while watching TV, it's silent and doesn't bother the person next to me. I believe it would work under a corner workstation with no mods. Seems like a better solution than a treadmill. I could easily use my keyboard and mouse.

    17. Re:My workout by kavalec · · Score: 1

      VR + excercize equipment has been suggested for a decade. What's the holdup, I wonder?

    18. Re:My workout by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Winter is for snowboarding :)

      Ok, maybe 1-2 times a week on a trainer to keep some form of base fitness.

      But to use it as your sole form of cycling-type exercise all year round? That would make me insane. If it's nice out, go play outside. I don't think anybody who uses stationary bikes who then tried the real thing ever went back to going nowhere in their basement.

    19. Re:My workout by mlk · · Score: 1

      My workout involves 40 minutes of Wii Sports each day, and drinking a can of RedBull.

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    20. Re:My workout by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Get a mountain bike and find a good local trail. That's much more fun, and you'll also meet some cool people. Road bike is fine too, and you'll meet even more people on that. But if you want something more like a video game, offroad is definitely the way to go.


      Come on. If I wanted to meet people, I wouldn't be training on my Murder Simulator.
    21. Re:My workout by tgatliff · · Score: 1

      Sorry.. I missunderstood you then... I didnt realize that you were only using the games on a warmup... :-)

      And yes, I would definitely say you are doing everything right.. 20lbs and 6in off your waist is nothing to sneeze at.. :-)

    22. Re:My workout by Jessta · · Score: 1

      I walk.
      I walk to uni.
      I walk to the shops.
      I walk around in dark places at night with friends and discuss current events.
      It's pretty good. I can't imagine walking on the spot being very interesting for very long.
      Infact it would be boring and pointless.

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    23. Re:My workout by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I switched to a noseless saddle last week for my bike commute to work. I was spending an hour a day sitting on the artery that runs up my schlong. Probably not smart.

      With a normal bike saddle, you use your crotch more than you realize to keep the bike upright and traveling straight. You can ride with no hands on the handlebars even at low speeds. By pushing the nose of the seat right and left with your thighs you can apply a correction for the handlebar angle even if the handlebars are free to rotate. Before, I could whip out the cellphone, check email, do stock trades etc. on the way to work. None of that anymore- with this thing, both hands have to be on the handlebars. It feels more like running on top of a rolling ball. But sideways instability is less of a problem at high speeds because of the dynamic response from the wheels. It took a few days to get used to it. So far, no tragedies- better than how the clipless pedals went.

    24. Re:My workout by nasch · · Score: 1

      When you apply any serious force on a bike you need your arms to prevent yourself from sliding backwards out the sadle. Theoretically, with clipless pedals (not a good name for them) you could apply exactly the same force on the left pedal as the right pedal but in opposite directions, which would not push your upper body in any direction. But that's just theoretical.
    25. Re:My workout by n7ytd · · Score: 1

      The hold up is because it sucks and no one wants it. I used to design electronics for exercise equipment and I saw all kinds of crap from other manufacturers come through our lab.
      It just comes down to the fact that controlling a modern video game is too complicated to be done by some aftermarket doo-dad that you attach to an exercise machine.
      I recall in particular an add-on product that was designed to control a 4 wheeler game. It hooked into a standard console (3DO or Playstation, I forget), and then attached to an exercise bike. The brake and steering were controlled by a normal gamepad, and the accelerator was controlled by a gizmo that you strapped to the bike to measure the speed of the bike's flywheel. To effectively brake you had to stop pedalling and wait for the flywheel to coast to a stop. Using the brake into a corner and then accelerating out of it was impossible. Because of this handicap alone, you could never beat one of the computer players. There was no way to win the game, which was frustrating as hell. Because it was hard-wired to press the "A" button as you pedalled, it wouldn't work with any game that expected you to use that button for something else.
      We never thought anybody would buy such a kludge: you had to buy the game console and game, then the exercise bike, then the add-on kit, to provide a gaming experience worse than if you just bought the console and game.

    26. Re:My workout by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Please tell me you're no more than 13 years old...

    27. Re:My workout by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      That's what snow shoes are for ;) The trails in the winter are actually pretty nice. This is around Denver CO, and not Ontario, but I'd think it'd be at least similar. Just carry a gun with you and watch out for brown and polar bears :P

    28. Re:My workout by billcopc · · Score: 1

      I gave up on snowboarding after breaking a few boards and limbs. I would happily use some sort of stationary hands-free fitness gadget at my desk because my current situation as a self-employed future web mogul (fingers crossed) means I spend 16 hours a day sitting at my PC. I try to get whatever exercise I can, but it's certainly had a strong effect on my body. Anything to get the cardio up would be more than welcome in my life.

      Such is the life of a hardcore computer geek.

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    29. Re:My workout by Fahrenheit+450 · · Score: 1

      Agreed on pretty much all points (though with all the goddamn goatheads around here, tubes and patches are an annoying expense -- of course I'll take 7$ every couple of weeks over the 5$ and change every day that it costs me to commute by car. The savings in gas alone has already covered the new bike I bought last summer). Sure, it adds about an extra 45 minutes of travel time daily (and that extra time is shrinking as more people are moving into my side of town and clogging the streets), but I'm getting two hours of exercise for that 45 minute overhead. As for being faster than the city bus, I often race the crosstown express for a bit of motivation on my rides -- I usually beat it 70% of the way across town, but it always catches and passes me once I hit my long climb towards the end of the route. Damn hills.

      And finally, not only it it much more interesting and engaging than a stationary bike, but with a real bike, you can (and should) get it fit properly for your body. You are highly unlikely to get a stationary bike that fits you properly, resulting in an uncomfortable, possibly harmful ride. No, I can't watch TV while I ride, but my iPod and the world around me are much better anyway.

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    30. Re:My workout by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1
      Two birds with one stone: Dance Dance Revolution.

      (I recommend Extreme 2 for PS2, or Ultramix 3 for Xbox.)

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    31. Re:My workout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for your input, worthless as it is. This is about people that get no other excercise, not people that walk around all the time. You know, people with commitments that don't allow them time for walks to the shops, or the uni, or with friends.

      Since these people are getting little to no other exercise, the point is to get some excercise. They would be working while doing it. this would keep the boredom down a bit, depending on the job

    32. Re:My workout by lubricated · · Score: 1

      It's a waste of time, if you want to do cardio three or more times a week for 30 minutes, you'll be spending at least a good hour coordinating. Some of us have fine social lives and exercise just to get it out of the way.

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    33. Re:My workout by DAtkins · · Score: 1

      Thanks for pointing out that site. I think I'll give it a shot!

    34. Re:My workout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was spending an hour a day sitting on the artery that runs up my schlong.

      TMI.

    35. Re:My workout by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "That's why the day that I do the stationary bike/video game combo, I usually have a 15-20 minute warm up time, a 15-30 minutes "exercise" time, and then an additional 15-20 minute cooldown time."

      I usually go straight for the weight routine, and END with the cardio. I read somewhere that it was best to go this way in that the weight training and all burns up the glycogen in the muscles, and so when you get into cardio, you get into fat burning mode faster.

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    36. Re:My workout by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " I don't think anybody who uses stationary bikes who then tried the real thing ever went back to going nowhere in their basement."

      Depends on where you live...we're already getting into 90F temps daily with about 90%+ humidity. I'd much rather do my exercise indoors with A/C. Besides, there is a higher density of co-ed girls in spandex exercising there in close proximity. (Gym is at a University, our work center is assoc. with them and we get good rates for the gym).

      Anyway, just depends on the local...up north, winter kills ya...down here, spring lasts about 2 weeks, then it is miserable outside. I turn my A/C on at home in late April....and it doesn't really turn off much at all till mid Nov. I dunno how people down here lived or worked in the old days before A/C, I really don't.

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    37. Re:My workout by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I ride my bike to work when the weather permits. Great exercise, and once you buy a bike, it's practically free"

      An honest question please....do they have showers or something at work? I mean, here we get to wear business casual, so not as bad as places with suits and ties, but, with the summer heat/humidity...there is no way at all to ride a bike to work here April-Nov, and not be a sweat soaked smelly mess when you got here.

      Do you somehow carry work clothes with you (without wrinkles from hell), and shower when you get to work?

      I'm honestly curious how people that say they bicycle, walk or public transport (with all the walking between stations to home/office) do it, and still look clean and professional at work.

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    38. Re:My workout by dharbee · · Score: 1

      "Get a mountain bike and find a good local trail. That's much more fun"

      I live in Florida, so no, no it's not fun at all (except for the two months or so when the weather is perfect). In fact, I'm pretty sure it's one of the rings of hell, maybe the one where lawyers go.

    39. Re:My workout by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Cycling isn't a very intense form of exercise. Half an hour on the treadmill is better than an afternoon of cycling.

    40. Re:My workout by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're walking or taking public transit, then you really shouldn't be too sweaty, Unless it's really hot, and then almost everybody would be sweaty, just from walking to their car from the building. When I ride, I bring my work clothes in my pannier. If you take the time to fold your clothes, you should have no problems with wrinkling. As for the sweat well, as long as you make sure to wipe all the sweat off when you get to work, you shouldn't have any problems with smell or wetness. It's not necessarily sweat that smells, but the bacteria that grows once it sits around for a while. Just make sure you wipe yourself dry, and apply more deodorant, and you should be fine. Some amazing work places do provide showers, which would be optimal, but I don't think it's completely necessary.

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    41. Re:My workout by beyondkaoru · · Score: 1


      dance dance revolution / stepmania ...i wish i had better pads though.

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    42. Re:My workout by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Probably less tragedies now that you're not checking email and doing stock trades.

      RIch

    43. Re:My workout by Fahrenheit+450 · · Score: 1

      Well, while we do have showers where I work, I've never used them. What I do is keep a couple pairs of jeans and a week's worth of shirts at work and change into those when I arrive, rotating the clothes out throughout the week (though I suppose I could carry a change every day -- rolling your clothes tightly prevents wrinkles). The nice thing about living in the high desert is that it's nice and cool in the morning, so you don't sweat too much, and even if you do, it evaporates instantly while you're riding, so I only have a 5 or so minute period between the time I get off the bike and the time I cool down that I'm actively sweating.

      If you don't have showers, and you live in a stickier area, you can always do the baby wipe quick bath to get you more presentable. Hit google for bicycle commuting resources, and you'll find an awful lot of info. Or go to someplace like bikeforums.net and ask the people there.

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    44. Re:My workout by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I dunno how people down here lived or worked in the old days before A/C, I really don't.

      Your body adapts quite a lot. Unfortunately, you'd have to be a hermit for that to work these days as you're going to run into AC at the office or elsewhere which ruins the adaptation.

      Rich

    45. Re:My workout by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      >TMI.

      No, only one single bit of information actually. Both males and females get circulatory problems from those seats.

    46. Re:My workout by mink · · Score: 1

      Try it as your only form of transport in the backwoods of a mountainous state and you will learn otherwise.

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  2. Great by thbigr · · Score: 3, Funny

    I work for an Electric company. I suppose they will want to sell the power that is generated.

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    1. Re:Great by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Windmills do not work that way!

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  3. One consideration by dreddnott · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd like to know whether this USB Treadmill is bus-powered, or if I'll have to deal with the inconvenience of plugging yet another power brick into my surge suppressor...

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    1. Re:One consideration by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know whether this USB Treadmill is bus-powered
      What kind of fuel economy would a treadmill get if powered by a bus?

      Seems like it would be noisy, smelly, and a real pain to get into your home office.
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  4. Riiiight... by Mockylock · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder how many people will get wrapped up in the game, bust their ass and get shot across the room after they've been "PWNED".

    "Well doctor, someone was spawn raping us and the next thing I know, I was trying to pry my head from under the sofa. I was pwned."

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  5. My users can bearly walk and chew gum by techpawn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd love to see them walk on a treadmill and try to send email at the same time.
    Granted, IT would get called to fix the treadmill if it broke.

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    1. Re:My users can bearly walk and chew gum by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1

      Hm, you should educate your users then! It might also help to get rid of those bears.

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  6. Have you ever been in a gym? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Workout machines make noise, which would add to the normal office noise levels.

    Some of us need a reasonable level of quiet to be able to concentrate and work effectively.

    1. Re:Have you ever been in a gym? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Some of us need a reasonable level of quiet to be able to concentrate and work effectively.

      I've never seen any cubicle-based office with any "reasonable level of quiet".

    2. Re:Have you ever been in a gym? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      And that is the exact reason why I use a set of studio style headphones (at least 25+db drop). Works miracles as far as concentration in an open office is concerned.

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    3. Re:Have you ever been in a gym? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      I work in a proofreading / communications cubicle farm.

      The "keep quiet" rule is enforced.

    4. Re:Have you ever been in a gym? by Jaeph · · Score: 1

      I think it would be the reverse for me. The treadmills would be a form of "white noise" that would hopefully drown-out the little phone conversations that go on around me. Those conversations are the distracting things, to me.

      -Jeff

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  7. Your mileage may vary? by thousandinone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I dunno how effective it would be for me. I have to get up to a pretty decent run to get my heart rate to a point where its any real benefit, and I doubt I could type well at a run. As for FPS, most of them already reduce your accuracy when your toon is moving; compound that with the physical movement of your body and you probably won't be hitting much; this problem could be mitigated by just having pixel perfect aim in the game and letting the actual movement be the cause of inaccuracy, but I can see that being abused...

    1. Re:Your mileage may vary? by wibald · · Score: 2, Informative

      The whole point of the workstation model (not the FPS) is for an office worker to walk at a very moderate pace for the entire time they are working at the PC. That is, walking instead of sitting. If you sit on your ass for 8 hours a day five days a week at work this would have you walking, albeit slowly, for those 8 hours instead. With the added bonus that you probably won't be munching on junk food while you're walking. It isn't the same as a 5 mile run but I doubt you get much work done, or get paid, on your 5 mile run.

    2. Re:Your mileage may vary? by Chmcginn · · Score: 4, Informative

      100 calories per hour * 8 hours per day = 800 per day. 5 days a week = 4000 calories per week. That's like running a marathon. Just over 40 hours instead of 3 or 4.

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    3. Re:Your mileage may vary? by castoridae · · Score: 1

      Better than that! Even slow walking burns something like 300 calories per hour.

      Your 100 calorie number could be just general metabolism from lying on the couch. Hmm, lying on the couch for 40 hours is like running a marathon... I've run a couple marathons this week already! :-)

    4. Re:Your mileage may vary? by raddan · · Score: 1

      Having hiked the Appalachian Trail, and burned roughly 10-15,000 calories a day, for 6 months, I can attest to the burning power of a lot of slow walking. OK, I was wearing a 35 lb pack, but still, walking all day will definitely do wonders.

  8. Only for the hardcore gamer by The-Ixian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine moving that treadmill controller around to LAN parties. Only the most dedicated to weight-loss would attempt it, but man would it be hilarious to see the 300 pound guy sweating his ass off getting that thing through the door.

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  9. sweat and nano by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

    I was on a training trip a couple weeks ago - and ended up using the elliptical trainer in my hotel. (Didn't feel comfortable running in the neighborhood) I learned not to set my ipod nano face up in the little holder on the machine. One morning some sweat dropped on it and got into the nano under the click wheel. It didn't really work quite right until it dried out. (It was working fine later - I left it sitting upside down to dry out)
     
    The tv in the room had cnn on, so I read the little news ticker while I listened to music and worked out. Being able to check email would have been very cool. Though I think to read it easily, on a machine with a lot of up and down movement - I would need the text to be large and a decent distance away.

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    1. Re:sweat and nano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No offense meant, but that's a really boring anecdote.

    2. Re:sweat and nano by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 1

      I agree, too much up and down movement. Probably the best match would be a recumbent bike with attached keyboard, mouse, and monitor. Bikes make much less noise than a treadmill also.

      If any company were to actually do this, I think it would have to have them in a separate room from the regular cubes. Then they would need a way to allow anyone who comes along use them instead of having them set up for an individual person. Maybe use remote desktop or something like that. A lot of workers would need a phone also, possibly a wireless headset could do the trick.

      These people would still be missing out on the best reason that I go to my gym... the scenery. Rows of hot women who would never give me the time of day running in front of me. That's motivation.

  10. Game Runner by escay · · Score: 1

    For those that can afford it, the FPGamerunner looks like a cool idea, not for exercising (nothing beats a good solid 3-5 miles of outdoor running) but for enjoying the game itself more. Oddly, the Gamerunner site quotes the price as only $495 and not $1299 as quoted in the article.

  11. Even better, by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1, Funny

    Think of all the exercise you'll get while mowing lawns to raise the $1299 to buy it!

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  12. Hard to Watch While on a Treadmill by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find it is hard for me to keep my eyes focused when I watch TV while using a treadmill. I'd think it would be even more difficult to try to focus on text on a monitor and use a keyboard/mouse too. There is the issue of sweat getting on the keyboard and mouse. A stationary bike might work though.

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  13. It really works by pytheron · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to xe.com, you lose 655 pounds straight away !!

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    1. Re:It really works by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Ouch. It actually took me longer than 5 seconds to get that. I feel stupid.

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    2. Re:It really works by zobier · · Score: 1

      That'd make a pretty funny internet scam:

              Lose 10 pounds now!
              click here to find out

              For the low low price of $19.95 you can lose 10 pounds instantly
              <<enter you CC details, blah...>>

              Congratulations you just lost £10

      :)

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  14. Treadmill + GTA3 by tubbtubb · · Score: 1

    I've been running 2mi 2-3 times per week on my treadmill while (attempting) to play various FPS games.
    It's a blast, and it really takes my mind off the boredom of jogging far more than listening to music or watching TV does.

    I'd suggest you wear a helmet if you're going to try this, though:)

  15. Somebody help me out here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If it's an urgent email do I have to run faster?

    1. Re:Somebody help me out here by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      it would make my day if there were a way to flip that around - so that a user had to do some physically difficult feat in order to flag an email as urgent.

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    2. Re:Somebody help me out here by friend.ac · · Score: 1

      it would make my day if there were a way to flip that around - so that a user had to do some physically difficult feat in order to flag an email as urgent.

      Yeap.. just use Vista - I'm sure you'll burn off several hundred calories each time you want to do that ;-)

  16. Whatever, won't work where I am by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Why? Because the lardasses get medically excused for being, whatelse, lazy lardasses. They even get handicap stickers for being so big. We had 3 go for gastro surgery only to put 3/4s of the weight back on within 2 years.

    The people who need to lose the weight are the last people who will try. Let alone at work, with medical insurance as it is with government inteference either my medical bills will skyrocket as they are entitled to these machines or my medical insurance will skyrocket to support continuance of their condition because it would be "hateful" or "discriminatory" to tell them they are fat and have to do something about it.

    I cardio 3 days a week and strength train the other 3 days. I do this in the peace and quiet of my home, usually with a DVD playing. Considering how much I sweat I don't need a keyboard, mouse, or other sensitive device near me when I exercise.

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    1. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I guess you don't know much about genetics, do ya? :-)

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    2. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I'm offended by that. I'm overweight (medically obese) at 260lbs (should be 180, apparently.) I don't like being fat, but I refuse to have surgery to deal with it. I have an elliptical machine in my house and a bicycle which I barely ride, but I find I don't ever have enough time. I -want- to lose the weight, but life tends to get in the way.

      Do you have any idea how hard it is to diet and keep your energy level up for work? Probably not, as you're skinny enough to call people 'lardasses'. Staying skinny is a hell of a lot easier than getting skinny again. Eating healthy helps, but at some point you need to cut calories (and therefore energy) to lose weight.

      The Wii is fun, and a little exercise, but not nearly enough to do the job. This device takes that a step further. If it really -is- fun, and not just a marketing gimmick, then I'll probably buy one for my living room.

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    3. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >>I don't like being fat, but I refuse to have surgery to deal with it. I have an elliptical machine in my house and a bicycle which I barely ride, but I find I don't ever have enough time.
      >>

      Frankly, the only reason you don't have time is that you don't prioritize your health. You can't fit everything you want to do in life. You must prioritize. If you work so much that you don't have time to exercise, you might be in the wrong line of work.

      Yeah, it's hard. I lost over 100lbs, but I had to change my lifestyle, not try to 'fit it in.'

    4. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by bwcarty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let's see, you have an elliptical machine and a bicycle, but don't have enough time to use them; however, you also have a Nintendo Wii, which you do seem to have time for, and you're considering a machine that works in conjuction with video games.

      Sounds like video games are a higher priority than health for you. 30-60 minutes a day on the elliptical or bike a few times a week would be a good start. The weight won't disappear overnight, but over time, it will have some positive benefits.

    5. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by Cocoronixx · · Score: 1

      I have an elliptical machine in my house and a bicycle which I barely ride, but I find I don't ever have enough time. I -want- to lose the weight, but life tends to get in the way.
      ...
      The Wii is fun, and a little exercise, but not nearly enough to do the job.

      Umm, if you are so busy that you don't have the time to take positive steps to improve your health, how do you have time to play games? It seems much more likely that it is your priorities need to be adjusted, rather than a legitimate lack of time. Also, I have found that a slight calorie cut, as well as adding exercise to your daily routine actually increases your energy level. I suspect it is due to the fact that you overall start feeling better about yourself, as well as an increase in your metabolism.
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    6. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [quote]
      I'm offended by that. I'm overweight (medically obese) at 260lbs (should be 180, apparently.) I don't like being fat, but I refuse to have surgery to deal with it. I have an elliptical machine in my house and a bicycle which I barely ride, but I find I don't ever have enough time. I -want- to lose the weight, but life tends to get in the way.
      [/quote]

      If that's the case, then you just don't want it -enough-. If I said I want to get paid, but my hobbies and family were getting in the way of my getting a job, what would your response be? Get my priorities straight? Grow up? Why is this different? I count on 1.5 hours of exercise a day. Sometimes, 2 hours. That's alot of time, especially every day. But I have made a decision that I am going to get healthy, and the only way I can do that is by sticking to it. I lost 20 pounds pretty easily just with minor diet decisions and determination.

      Schedule your exercise and work first, and then fill in extracurriculars where there is time. If you say, "I'm not willing to do that" then you are saying "I'd rather be overweight than give up X", where X is whatever it is that you mean when you say life is getting in the way. Is it games? Hobbies? What? In any case, it is a decision, and if you make it a conscience decision, you'll have an easier time getting what you really want out of life. Track your time for a week, and see where it is really going. How much is TV? Movies? Games? Surfing the web? Slashdot? Driving around? Shopping? Eating? Socializing? Distractions? Are you sure you can't find 10-12 hours a week? Keep an accurate log for a few weeks, and you'll likely be surprised.

      Get your priorities straight.

      Don't be a victim.

      Good luck.

    7. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, no, I don't have much time for the Wii, either. I've played it maybe 5 hours in the last month.

      But you act like entertainment is not a necessary part of life. Like you can just give up on having fun and just exercise and work, and that'll be fine. Some of us need a little de-stressing time from work, and exercise doesn't do that for me, no matter what it does for other people. Everyone's always saying how the endorphins will make you feel better, etc, etc. Doesn't work for me. I'm just as stressed afterwards as before. I need a good book or video game to de-stress. While it's marginally possible to watch TV while on exercise equipment, it's nearly impossible for gaming or reading.

      So don't be so quick to lump the entire human race together as if we're all identical. We each have different needs.

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    8. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm one of those lardasses, you insensitive clod!

    9. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Being that stressed and medically obese is going to send you to an early grave. You're probably going to get diabetes and have heart issues at a young age. How does that help with prioritization? Or does that cause even more stress? Try boxing or running (fast walking if need be) or something that gets the tension out but in a non-sedentary way.

    10. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree with your bigotry, but I also disagree with them getting handicap stickers.

      That's ridiculous.

      I have a BMI over 30, and I can walk from the regular parking spots just fine.

    11. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by boingo82 · · Score: 1

      sit on the elliptical while you wii..would that work?

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    12. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by dharbee · · Score: 1

      "I have an elliptical machine in my house and a bicycle which I barely ride, but I find I don't ever have enough time. I -want- to lose the weight, but life tends to get in the way."

      No, honestly it doesn't. You've prioritized, which is fine, but don't pretend this overbearing thing called "life" keeps hammering away at you and preventing you from exercising. You can find 30 minutes a day if you really want to.

      "Do you have any idea how hard it is to diet and keep your energy level up for work? Probably not, as you're skinny enough to call people 'lardasses'."

      Not to be a nit, but do you fail because you're too busy, or because it's too hard? And if you were hoping to defeat the "lardasses are lazy, that's why they're lardasses" argument, well this is probably a non-starter.

      The truth is, like anything else, if you really wanted it, you'd find a way.

    13. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by drsquare · · Score: 1

      If obesity is due to genetics, why were there no fat people in concentration camps?

    14. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've recently been making the time to work out more and lose some of the flab.

      The thing that got me to consider my weight and health was a quote I saw somewhere along the lines of...

      "You never see any really old really fat people"

      Think about that a bit.

    15. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by mmdog · · Score: 1

      You can claim that exercise doesn't relieve your stress, but I think you are confusing stress with something else.

      Stress is a physiological reaction. Stress occurs when your body encounters stimulus that triggers the 'fight or flight' response (which in our modern world abound.) When this metabolic change occurs, your body needs a healthy way to diffuse that 'fight or flight' response - playing a video game or watching TV may be relaxing but they don't do anything to alleviate that physiological reaction (with the exception being physically demanding video games.) Reading a book does, as does almost any activity that forces you to focus solely on that one activity. Exercise is best because it deals with the 'fight or flight' reaction in the way our bodies evolved to deal with it - physical exertion. That's why playing video games or watching television while on the treadmill still work, the physical exertion trumps all other stress reducers.

      You may not like exercise, you may not find it 'relaxing', but except for getting way too much exercise it is the most effective and healthy way to eliminate stress.

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    16. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by Eccles · · Score: 1

      You've prioritized, which is fine, but don't pretend this overbearing thing called "life" keeps hammering away at you and preventing you from exercising. You can find 30 minutes a day if you really want to.

      Do you have kids? I do. Hell, I've slammed on other threads for wanting to spend anything less than 90% of my free time on my kids.

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    17. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by dharbee · · Score: 1

      "Do you have kids? I do. Hell..."

      "You've prioritized..."

      Read that until you get it. And if you think giving the kids an extra 30 minutes at the expense of long term health is a good idea, then you just don't get parenthood at all.

    18. Re:Whatever, won't work where I am by kaiser423 · · Score: 1

      solution is easy: book on tape while exercising. Try it.

  17. Not practical by sircastor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I seriously doubt this with sell well. Not only is it expensive, but if you've ever tried to do anything on a laptop while moving from one room to another you know that the human body doesn't stabilize itself between bottom and top. If the bottom is moving, the top is too, and trying to do things that require some degree of non-movement, like typing for instance, would be difficult. Additionally, who's going to use this desk? Does it get moved around the office all day to whoever wants a go? Do you expect someone to use it all day? Even the most fit people aren't going to be interested in standing up all day for a desk job. As it goes, it's just impractical. They've got the right box, but they're thinking too far outside it. Personally, I would encourage activity at the office through things like frisbee during a break.

    1. Re:Not practical by DorkRawk · · Score: 1

      I agree that trying to work while on a treadmill probably wouldn't work, but a stationary bike probably would. Also, it would be cool if it could be set up so that your exercise would recharge the laptop at the workstation.

      "Better pedal faster! You're gonna run out of power before you can send that important email!"

    2. Re:Not practical by Nutty_Irishman · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between tracking an object that is moving and tracking a stationary object while you are moving. E.g. Stare at a newspaper while walking past it, and then have a friend walk past you with a newspaper. You'll have a lot of problems focusing on the newspaper while it is moving, but you will be fairly accurate in focusing on the newspaper while you walk past it. The semi-circular canals provide a lot of stabilization for visual processing/focusing when you're moving.

    3. Re:Not practical by sircastor · · Score: 1

      looking at and object while in motion and interacting with it are two different things. I agree that using a computer on a desk while walking on a treadmill would be significantly easier to use than using a computer moving on a separate platform from you while you were moving would be. That said however, most people (myself included) I think would have difficulty maintaining movement (walking) while trying to utilize a computer. You either slow down in your walking to focus on the computer, or you focus on your walking and less on accomplishing your tasks. (A previous poster mentioned walking and chewing gum.)

  18. Geeks arguing about exercise by etully · · Score: 3, Funny

    Geeks arguing about exercise. Yeah - this oughta be good.

    1. Re:Geeks arguing about exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Geeks arguing about exercise.

      Isn't that like virgins arguing about sex? Lots of enthusiasm, little information?

    2. Re:Geeks arguing about exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all geeks are lard asses, although I guess I'm not the stereotypical geek. I avoided overeating, but I could eat a lot because I exercised. I could out eat most lard asses if I wanted to. I've eaten a whole large thick pan pizza on my own. I don't go out to eat these days. I bicycle to keep fit. I'm technically borderline obese on the BMI chart, but it's muscle weight, since they measure weight versus height at the doctor's office. They would get a different reading if the measured water displacement.

      When I was younger, I passed everyone on bicycle going uphill while riding a 48 lb Huffy mountain bike. Those spandex wearing jocks got off their seats when they saw me pass, but just couldn't catch up. I stayed ahead of them, even when I came to a full and complete stop at each stop sign and they didn't. For the first few blocks, they would past me after my stop, but I would immediately catch up. By the third or fourth block, they would reach the stop sign just I was about to go. I could see them huffing and puffing. (And yes, to all you lazy dumb ass bicyclists. You are supposed to stop at stop signs.)

      I hung out in the Chem lab playing with the chemicals during lunch to help everyone finish their projects, because I wanted to see how all the other experiments worked. I got a D for the report, because I didn't write it up as soon I finished my project. Instead, I worked on everyone elses projects and did the report from memory the day it was due, about 6 weeks later. I aced the final and got the higest score. I've built my own machines, fixed my own VCR, TV, and microwave, know how to use an oscilloscope, as well as know several programming languages, the stereotypical nerd activities, but I am definitely not a lardass.

      While I don't like a lot of sports, I also picked most up easily. I was a loner and didn't really care what others thought of me. I swam and was able to hold my breath for 4 minutes and 30 seconds. I could swim full speed under water for 100 meters. I handicapped myself by swimming underwater to race my younger brothers. I never timed myself, but I could probably have tried out for the olympics with either bicycling or swimming. I ran a 4:30 mile in high school, which is not too bad considering that was measured for the first mile of a 20 minute run, so I wasn't even going all out. I don't know what times I could have gotten since that was for the reqular P.E. class. The teacher kept trying to get me to join the track team, but I hated after school sports. I guess the iron-man triathlon would have been my thing, except it was just starting, and I wasn't a hardcore athletics guy, plus, I didn't like schedules. I did always get an easy A in P.E. since they grade on effort, not abilities. I thought of school as jail. It was too confining. The teachers were there to cater to the lowest common denominator, since they tend to distract the teachers. The only good thing about school in the US was that it ended well before evening. It gave me plenty of time to do other stuff when I got home.

      These days, I can float a bit while in the pool, but when I was younger, I sank like a stone. The NAUI dive test of treading water with your hands above your heads for two minutes was a real chore. Everyone else had there heads above water to their necks. I had to tilt my head back and kicked like crazy for two minutes. I could eat 6 full plates at an all you could eat buffet and still have room for desert. I don't go to those anymore, but I could still eat 3 plates now if I tried. Since I'm not as active, I don't try. If I'm not bicycling during rains, I cut down on what I eat. When I exercise, I eat more.

      If you just monitor what you eat, or just don't buy all that desert, you won't become a lard ass. It's really not that difficult. I do my own yard work on the weekends to help keep myself fit. I don't bother hiring gardners, unless it's for something major. If you do your own work to keep fit you don't have to waste money on a gym. It defini

    3. Re:Geeks arguing about exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You done masturbating to yourself yet?

  19. my experience by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    I burn plenty of calories in front of my PC every day...

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    1. Re:my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horray for Porn?

    2. Re:my experience by Chineseyes · · Score: 1

      I burn plenty of calories in front of my PC every day... Through perpetual masturbation?

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    3. Re:my experience by toleraen · · Score: 1

      Feel the burn!

    4. Re:my experience by dargaud · · Score: 1
      What was that quote again... Ha, yeah, here it is:

      If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again." -- Dennis Miller.
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    5. Re:my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny quote!

      I wonder which one of his writers came up with it?

  20. And another by dreddnott · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I posted the above as kind of a joke, but I became curious and visited the official Gamerunner website.

    Apparently the treadmill actually will sell for $495 plus S&H, once they get their store going.

    And from looking at the actual manual for the thing (warning: PDF!) it looks like it uses two USB connectors (one for keyboard, one for mouse) and the display panel is powered by two AA batteries. You'd think there would be enough bus power in two connectors to power a low-end LCD display.

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    1. Re:And another by Nos. · · Score: 1

      You'd think there would be enough bus power in two connectors to power a low-end LCD display.
      Better yet, power the display from the treadmill. I remember an exercise bike at a gym that was like that... you had to start pedaling before the control panel would power up so you could put in the settings for your workout.

    2. Re:And another by n7ytd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It looks like their display is an off the shelf product. There are a few Chinese companies that make displays that other companies can just bolt onto their exercise product. Low-end products or companies that have welders and painters but no electronics guys do it that way. Maybe their final product will be bus-powered.
      $495 seems steep for a non-powered treadmill, but you're paying for the controller anyway. Probably $15 worth of parts in the controller. The thing that makes me raise an eyebrow is that their "press release" dated Oct. 2006 states they are accepting preorders immediately, with shipping an estimated 10-12 months away. They want $300+ up front, for an estimated ship date a year away? I'm guessing they've built 3 of them, and need the cash to finish development and get it ready to produce.
      They also state they have patents pending on this thing, but all I see is prior art.
      On the bright side, at least their controller is emulating a keyboard and mouse, which means it should be able to control any game, rather than some of the hard-wired controllers I've seen on this sort of thing before. You should be able to navigate web pages as well. Too bad about replacing the mouse with buttons, though; aiming with the speed of the mouse works much better for me. It would be handy to have some software to run that allows you to configure the keymap on the controller, maybe on a per-game basis.

  21. Some more info..... by apodyopsis · · Score: 3, Informative

    Some more info.....

    BBC covered this in detail, one of their reporters tried it out. She was less then enthusiastic about office work whilst using the thing "Shame my hands can't keep up, it took me almost five minutes to key in the above without a single mistake." (from the linked article below).

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6656631.stm?ls

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6657305.stm

  22. I had this idea years ago by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But I'm not a good enough geek to put it together. *sigh* You start off with one of the recumbant exercise bikes, the ones where you're sitting in a seat with the pedals out in front of you. The flatscreen monitor swings down to be right in your face. You replace the regular handgrips with joysticks with enough buttons to run the game.

    So, what's the game? Has to be a racing game. :) Ok, maybe you might compromise and go with some hybrid type that mixes FPS and a vehicle like Descent. The peddling rate won't determine your max speed but max reactor output. You get to balance your power between speed, laser bank, and shield charge.

    The kind of game I have in mind is like Twisted Metal, cars going fast. Some parts would have proper racetracks to run around on, other parts would be like city streets. The goal is to blow up the other exercisers you're playing against in the gym.

    If the combat angle isn't as fun, then you can just settle for a more conventional racing game where the pedaling rate directly translates to your in-game speed. I'd love to see a pedal-power flight sim with the kind of graphics we can push these days. That'll get people in the gym!

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    1. Re:I had this idea years ago by MrZaius · · Score: 1

      http://www.gamecycles.com/products.php?cat=42

      It's been done:
      "The PCGamerBike is a compact exercise bike that directly interacts with PC games. Your pedal motion precisely controls your character motion in the game. Pedal forward to move your character forward, pedal reverse to move your character backward. Just plug it into a USB port and it's ready to go."

    2. Re:I had this idea years ago by EnderGT · · Score: 1

      Not quite the same...

      From the published game: Your pedal motion precisely controls your character motion in the game

      in the GP, pedal motion controls available power. power is then distributed between weapons, shields, and propulsion.

      To the GP: Seems like an interesting idea, and one that might sell. Go for it!

    3. Re:I had this idea years ago by mink · · Score: 1

      Makes me think of Propcycle from the arcades.

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  23. Or in real money by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In real money, that's 30kg. Or four stone ten.

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    1. Re:Or in real money by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      In real life that is half my body weight! (even though I am 1.80m tall

    2. Re:Or in real money by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      How does this machine work? Will it cut my arms and legs off, before draining me of blood?

      Even though I'm 1.83m and well-built, it's still just a couple of kilos away from half my bodymass.

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  24. Why would I want to loose money? by Delta-NC · · Score: 0

    Why would I want to loose £66, and why buy a device to loose it? I could just give the money to charity instead. How many Euro would it help me loose? Is it a fixed value or does it depend on exchange rate?

    Until someone can answer these questions I don't think It'll be a success.

    1. Re:Why would I want to loose money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, this might very well be the first web post where loose (read as loose change or loose around the waist) actually works! Congrats. Put that in your pipe and smoke it you grammar nazi loosers!

    2. Re:Why would I want to loose money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think
      I concur.
  25. It's nice... by Tatisimo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I read an article a while ago about how we have overrated sitting, and so much sitting time is costing us our health. I read something about how many hours we were supposed to spend sitting, how many standing, and how many laying down. Anymore that that time limit, and we'd be stressing our bodies beyond nature. Then, yet another article on how some schools were trying to have students stand up while studying in order to prevent bad posture and promote weight-loss (standing up is already a workout).

    I already walk around while playing my DS, and get up from the computer at least every half hour. I've setting up my office to allow me to work while standing for a while now, but I get stuck on monitor configuration. How to switch from standing to sitting quickly without interrupting the work flow (still stumped there)?

    Alternate ergonomics are unfamiliar, but not impossible. The thing is, we aren't made for sitting in front of a computer all day long, but we could fool our bodies into feeling we aren't. Treadmills, changing postures, etc.

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    1. Re:It's nice... by kcbnac · · Score: 1

      Swivel arm, or a monitor you can easily lift and set on a taller object?

      One coworker for awhile had his PC upright (Desktop on edge, so standing all) against the back of the cube wall, and set his LCD on top. Then put his keyboard & mouse on a pile of books. Worked for him, kept him standing.

  26. Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by deacon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do the math. Brisk walking burns 7 calories a minute. A McDonalds value meal has 1170 calories. You have to walk briskly for 167.14 minutes to burn off those calories. That's 2 hours 47 minutes. Of walking. Briskly.

    Exercise has important health benefits and you should be doing it. But to lose weight, you need
    to control your food intake. All the fad diets and pills are bullshit and possibly harmful as well. Eat less calories, and you will lose weight. And while you are at it, cut out all the hydrogenated fats. Eating lard would be less harmful. If you are addicted to nicotine, get your fix thru a method other than smoking or chewing.

    Yes I am ranting. But I hate to see people oblivious to the fact that they are
    ruining their health and quality of life by ingesting obscenely excessive amounts of harmful "food" products and nicotine delivery systems. Know why all the old people you see on the street are thin like birds? Because most of the fat people died when they were 50 years old, and the rest of them are confined in a nursing home waiting to die.

    1. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by SCHecklerX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Somewhat true. But we don't all exercise alike. I'm currently 235 lbs. In the winter I take a cyclist-specific 2 hour spin class once a week. I've burned almost 3000 calories in 2 hours in those sessions.

      I've used the hacker's diet (which adheres basically to what you state). But I've found I do much better just consciously eating less, and exercising a lot more. It's now cycling season, and I have for the most part recovered from the surgeries that were keeping me from exercising over the winter months, and the lbs are melting away without me having to suffer through a strict calorie-counting diet.

      Granted, I'm not a typical case. Most people certainly would not do a few days a week on the bikes (a couple of days of singletrack, and a few on the road), and certainly wouldn't go through 50ish miles at a time with a lot of climbing.

      But to state that exercise has little to do with weight loss depends on the type of exercise that you do. It certainly does feel a lot better to exercise more than it does to eat less. And at the intensity levels that I personally exercise at, it certainly does have a large impact. Of course, eating less is also part of the equation, but if you put the emphasis on that part, you will be miserable, at least for awhile. And who wants to be stuck in calorie-counting mode all their lives in order to control their weight?

    2. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because most of the fat people died when they were 50 years old, and the rest of them are confined in a nursing home waiting to die.

      Waiting to die in a nursing home? Hmmm, guess I'd better down some Bigmacs, ASAP!

    3. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by value_added · · Score: 1

      Do the math. Brisk walking burns 7 calories a minute. A McDonalds value meal has 1170 calories. You have to walk briskly for 167.14 minutes to burn off those calories. That's 2 hours 47 minutes. Of walking. Briskly.

      I guess that explains the popularity of drive-throughs.

    4. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brisk walking burns 7 calories a minute.

      Speak for yourself! I don't know how many calories I burn walking briskly, but I'd bet it's more than that. I just got done eating 6 bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast tacos. My meal was easily several times the calories of a big mac. I'll probably eat an equally high calorie meal for each meal today. I exercise once or twice a week (usually strength training), but that's it.

      I'm 6'4" and weigh about 170 lbs. That puts me at a BMI of 20. Within spitting distance of being underweight. Those calories are getting burned somehow. I'd bet I burn 7 calories a minute just sitting around. It would explain why I'm always so damn hot, no matter what the temperature is.

      But the point is that saying "doing X burns X calories a minute" is dumb. It's different for everybody. I burn tons of extra calories and an obese person burns too few calories. What does it boil down to? Genetics. Just because you are skinny and exercise X days a week doesn't mean that an obese person exercising X days a week can make a dent in their weight. They are genetically inclined to burn fewer calories doing the same activities as a normal or skinny person.

      I agree with you that if a person is obese that they should not be eating meals with an many calories as I do. I don't think that is the magic bullet to cure obesity, though. I don't think exercise is, either. I think we should be doing more research into altering the metabolisms and appetites of obese individuals to match skinny people. I'd love to someday see a safe and non-addictive skinny pill that increased the metabolisms of obese people.
    5. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Exercise has important health benefits and you should be doing it. But to lose weight, you need to control your food intake.
      You do not necessarily need to reduce your food intake to lose weight, though it's useful for the obese. If someone has a consistent caloric and nutritional intake, their weight will reach equilibrium. Adding exercise to the equation will cause them to lose weight -- not only does it bun calories directly, but it stimulates the metabolism and causes the body to burn additional calories at rest.

      That said, most people who need to lose weight need to reduce intake while adding exercise. The marginally overweight are a pretty small subset of those who need to lose weight in the US.
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    6. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if you ate lunch at noon, you'd clearly burn off even a value meal, well before you leave for home. Or do you doubt the endurance of said worker? Like any execrise, practice makes perfect.

      More pointedly, exercise alone WILL cause weight loss. _IF_ dietary intake is maintained, any (non-trivial) additional exercise WILL cause weight loss. On the other hand, if intake is increased, (enough) additional exercise will still cause weight loss. I could be wrong though. Please let me know if you've discovered how to perform work w/o using energy.

      Just for kicks, google whether Canadian bike messengers can claim their additional food expenses as a business expense.

    7. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      All the fad diets and pills are bullshit and possibly harmful as well. Eat less calories, and you will lose weight.

      Well, let me just piss you off then. When I was on the Atkins diet I lose 90 lb in 9 mo, 10 lb/mo, without exercising.

      I felt better physically than I have since childhood.

      My cholesterol count was lower than before I began the diet.

      cut out all the hydrogenated fats. Eating lard would be less harmful.

      Actually, if you run the numbers, eating lard will actually lower your cholesterol count. Unless you spread it on toast, then you have a carb+fat problem. That's the kind of food that really makes you fat. If you only ate carbs (and kept your intake to a reasonable amount of it) then you'd end up malnourished and skinny. You don't see too many fat vegetarians (only where avocado is inexpensive, for the most part, except for the people whose genes make them fat regardless of what they eat.) Mostly they're spindly, scrawny, and drained-looking.

      most of the fat people died when they were 50 years old, and the rest of them are confined in a nursing home waiting to die.

      Now that is the gospel truth. I know someone whose mother is 67 and gave up on life, is too fat to really function, etc. She was out shopping for a nursing home and everyone was saying "sixty-seven? that's so young!"

      People who want acceptance of their fatness, barring genetic happenstance, are fucking idiots. You heard me. And I'm fat, I'm over 300 lb (thank god I'm 6'7"/2m tall, or I would be spherical.) But I'm not kidding myself. Fat is unattractive not because of any standard of the media, but because it is unhealthy. And the people who want to be accepted even though they can't help but continually stuff food down their job and won't go out and walk it off don't deserve acceptance. What they are doing is sick and unhealthy and there is no reason we should support that kind of behavior.

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    8. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=1500+Cal+per+ hour+in+watts&btnG=Search

      You, sir, are an athletic God (hint, that's 2.4 horsepower).

      http://hypertextbook.com/physics/mechanics/power/

      Armstrong can ride up the mountains in France generating about 500 watts of power for 20 minutes, something a typical 25-year-old could do for only 30 seconds. A professional hockey player might last three minutes - and then throw up....

    9. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by quisph · · Score: 1

      Do you not realize that you still burn calories even when you're not exercising?

    10. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by Apotsy · · Score: 1
      All the fad diets and pills are bullshit and possibly harmful as well.

      Not true. Stanford just published the results of a study that compared diets, and measured more subjects over a longer period of time than any previous study. They found that people on Atkins not only lost twice as much weight as the others, but also had bigger improvements in cholesterol and other risk factors than the other subjects.

      http://med.stanford.edu/news_releases/2007/march/d iet.html

      I've seen Dr. Gardner speak, and he's really big on statistical relevance. This is the most thorough and scientific study of diets to date, and it favors a "fad" diet.

    11. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by Shellbear · · Score: 0

      You have the metabolism of a squirrel! *jealous*

    12. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by mink · · Score: 1

      Carb. + fat problem?

      That's the best thing to do if you are eating a balanced diet. You need some fats to slow the uptake of carbohydrates (also helps even out the spike from High GI foods) and absorb vitamins (the ones that are fat soluble). Everything has its place in a healthy diet. Your brain needs carbohydrates to live. It is healthy to get fats, carbohydrates (log and hi GI) as well as a good amount of protein. The typical ratio is 30% fat 30% carbs, 40% protein but that can be adjusted within reasonable amounts depending on your goal.

      If you eat too much of anything it can be bad for you. If you only ate carbs you wouldnt be able to maintain muscle or absorb fat soluable vitamins. That does not mean you should cut all carbs out of your meals. Same goes for fats. High protein is what the atkins plan shoots for (but there are stil carbs and fat).

      As for vegetarians, I don't know any that fit your description. Maybe you are talking about those nuttier vegans, or the ones who don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

      Please refrain from giving bad health advice out.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    13. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Your brain needs carbohydrates to live.

      Stop right there. Your brain does not need carbohydrates to live. If you believe this, you don't know what you are talking about and should probably go back to the books before you try to give people advice.

      The fact is that during the process of ketosis, your body will turn certain ketones into glucose to run parts of your body which can not run on ketones.

      Please refrain from giving bad health advice out.

      Please refrain from giving false information out.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    14. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by mink · · Score: 1

      The point I am making is that under Atkins you need to eat a small amount of carbohydrates in your diet. If you are not doing Atkins, please stop causing confusion by referancing it.

      I dont think you are doing kitosis right if you have completely stopped all carb intake.

      I stand by my statement that your brain does need carbohydrates to live. Glucose is a carbohydrate (thus you need carbohydrates for your brain to live). Glycolysis literally means "sweet dissolution".

      When you eat carbohydrates this is what happens: Some of glucose goes directly to fuel brain cells and erythrocytes, while the rest makes its way to the liver and muscles, where it is stored as glycogen, and to fat cells, where it can be used to power reactions which synthesize some fats. Glycogen is the body's auxiliary energy source, tapped and converted back into glucose when there is need for energy.

      If you dont have the needed glucose, yes your body will get what it needs by breaking down fats and in some cases muscle.

      From the atkinss FAQ.

      The body can only store a two-day supply of glucose in the form of glycogen when consuming 20 grams of carbs a day, it normally takes two to three days for your body to go into Ketosis.

      Atkins is not an all protein diet. Much of the news media have portrayed Atkins as an all meat and cheese diet which is simply untrue. It's best to stay away from starchy vegetables such as beets, potatoes and carrots. During the Induction phase, you'll eat three cups of certain vegetables each day, primarily salad greens and other raw salad ingredients. During the other phases of the diet you gradually increase the amount of vegetables in your diet.

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    15. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The point I am making is that under Atkins you need to eat a small amount of carbohydrates in your diet. If you are not doing Atkins, please stop causing confusion by referancing it.

      First, again, I don't agree that this is true.

      Second, it's almost impossible to avoid getting a few grams of carbohydrates. You'd have to eat only meat and as you know we are not carnivores.

      From Wikipedia:

      "When glycogen stores are not available in the cells (glycogen is primarily created when carbohydrates such as starch and sugar are consumed in the diet), fat (triacylglycerol) is cleaved to give 3 fatty acid chains and 1 glycerol molecule in a process called lipolysis. Most of the body is able to utilize fatty acids as an alternative source of energy in a process where fatty acid chains are cleaved to form acetyl-CoA, which can then be fed into the Krebs Cycle. During this process a high concentration of glucagon is present in the serum and this inactivates glucose kinase causing most cells in the body to use fatty acids as their primary energy source. At the same time, glucose is synthesized in the liver from lactic acid, glucogenic amino acids, and glycerol, in a process called gluconeogenesis. This glucose is used exclusively for energy by cells such as neurons and red blood cells." ("Ketosis." Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. 19 May 2007, 18:45 UTC. Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. 21 May 2007 <http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ketosis &oldid=132052397>. - this particular paragraph has no citation, but it's not the only place I've seen this information, it's just convenient.)

      If you dont have the needed glucose, yes your body will get what it needs by breaking down fats and in some cases muscle.

      Read about Ketosis, it's a sort of paradigm shift for your body. You actually lose less muscle while in ketosis (assuming you still have fat reserves to break down) than you do while doing normal dieting.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    16. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by mink · · Score: 1

      " The point I am making is that under Atkins you need to eat a small amount of carbohydrates in your diet. If you are not doing Atkins, please stop causing confusion by referancing it.

      First, again, I don't agree that this is true."

      It's what the diet tells you to do. Take it up with the Atkins estate (20 grams of net carbs per day max during induction as I remember).

      Can you please explain what your diet is (it appears to not be strict Atkins) and why you come across as radical anti-carbohydrate?

      I know what ketosis is. If you are not in a state of ketosis your metabolism does things different. Either way you get it, glucose is a carbohydrate and to live your brain needs it.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    17. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's what the diet tells you to do. Take it up with the Atkins estate (20 grams of net carbs per day max during induction as I remember).

      It used to be 50g, and they raised it to 60g.

      Most days, however, I was well under 20g as well :)

      Can you please explain what your diet is (it appears to not be strict Atkins) and why you come across as radical anti-carbohydrate?

      That's right, it's not strict Atkins. Once presented with the basic principles, I don't need someone to hold my hand and wipe my ass for me.

      The basic tenet is to consume as little carbs as possible.

      I might add that my blood type is O+, the oldest type around. This corresponds to the hunter-gatherer lifestyle. If you believe in the concept of eating for your blood type (and other genetic influences) then I should definitely be eating a minimum of carbohydrates. I'm not sure how much I believe in the concept (I haven't studied up on it at all, in contrast with the high protein/low carbohydrate modified fast) but it does seem to work very well for me.

      I know what ketosis is. If you are not in a state of ketosis your metabolism does things different. Either way you get it, glucose is a carbohydrate and to live your brain needs it.

      My snippet points out how your body will manufacture all the glucose you need. An idiot can see that this (or something very like to it) is true, because otherwise a starving man's body would be depleted of glucose within 48 hours, and their brain would stop functioning. Since you can actually live up to a week without even taking on water, we know that this is not the case.

      Please use your brain instead of making these ridiculous assertions.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    18. Re:Weight loss thru exercise alone is a fallacy by mink · · Score: 1

      From my exposure to Atkins book and related materials the basic tennant seemed to be "Engage ketosis and do not consume so many carbs that you leave that state".

      It looks to me our views on how exactly to achieve that is where the difference is?

      " I know what ketosis is. If you are not in a state of ketosis your metabolism does things different. Either way you get it, glucose is a carbohydrate and to live your brain needs it.

      My snippet points out how your body will manufacture all the glucose you need. An idiot can see that this (or something very like to it) is true, because otherwise a starving man's body would be depleted of glucose within 48 hours, and their brain would stop functioning. Since you can actually live up to a week without even taking on water, we know that this is not the case."

      I think you have failed to comprehend what I was saying.
      I never said you run out of glucose in 48 hours and die. I said that people not doing ketosis will get the fuel for brain function from a different metabolic method.

      From Wikipedia
      "The brain gets its energy from ketone bodies when insufficient glucose is available (e.g. when fasting). In the event of low blood glucose, most other tissues have additional energy sources besides ketone bodies (such as fatty acids) but the brain does not. After the diet has been changed to lower blood glucose for 3 days, the brain gets 30% of its energy from ketone bodies. After 4 days, this goes up to 70% (during the initial stages the brain does not burn ketones, since they are an important substrate for lipid synthesis in the brain). The brain retains some need for glucose, because ketone bodies can be broken down for energy only in the mitochondria, and brain cells' long thin axons are too far from mitochondria."

      What I said was the brian needs carbohydrates. Glucose is the carbohydrate the brain uses. Even in Ketosis you need a small amount of glucose for proper brain function.

      What is the "ridiculous assertion" in that?

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  27. This is counter-productive. by phil.bachman · · Score: 1

    Honestly, whenever I see people working out while reading or talking on the phone I feel sorry for them. This would be more of the same. It will only do a disservice to both activities. Neither will be given the proper energy or attention required to make effective use of time. If you're exercising to get in shape, then you should be working hard enough that it is not possible to do anything else concurrently. If you are on a treadmill or some other such machine just to lose weight, the same could be accomplished (while gaining time instead of losing it) by simply eating less.

    1. Re:This is counter-productive. by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      If you're exercising to get in shape, then you should be working hard enough that it is not possible to do anything else concurrently.
       
      No, not really, actually. You're wrong. Keeping your heart rate high (and hence making it harder to concentrate) during exercise helps your cardiovascular system, but your metabolic rate is too high to burn fat and keep up. Instead, your body has to burn glycogen, causing you to get more tired. Only after your body has calmed down can your body begin to burn fat to replenish itself.

      Now if you can't keep up with that, a lower heart rate target can get you into the zone where your body can burn fat at a rate fast enough to keep up. That's around 100BPM for a 20 year old person (50% max rate).

    2. Re:This is counter-productive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any amount of excercise will burn calories. Not everyone has to become beefcake buff when they excercise. Not everyone has the same goals you have.

      I used to watch two TV's(back when TV was still some what watchable) while playing on the computer. I see it as a bonus. I used to have the TV on, while doing all the other stuff. PBS had CalTech Physics classes, and Cosmos(That's going to date me) at the same time I wanted to watch cartoons. It saves time. I could spend the rest of my other time playing with the other kids.

    3. Re:This is counter-productive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a LOT of people that would (and do) pick the fun activity (gaming, reading, etc.) over exercise. This isn't designed to make someone an icon of human fitness. It's designed so that people who would normally get NO exercise get at least some exercise and don't turn into complete blobs.

      BTW, even though I've gone through decent periods of exercise in my life, my legs were never in as good a shape as when I stood 10-14 hours a day in a kitchen. That small amount of exercise, walking, and lifting really adds up over time. If I was doing a small amount of exercise for the 10-18 hours a day I spent in front of a computer and/or TV, I'd be in a lot better shape than I am, even if I wouldn't be ready for a marathon.

  28. I regularly exercise at the PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My right wrist and forearm are in fine shape.

  29. Squeak, Squeak,Squeak by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    I prefer the ThighMaster. The price is more within my range, and the look on peoples' faces when they see me bouncing up and down at my desk is priceless.

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  30. Contraindicative by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Geeks and exercise. Isn't that like cats and dogs. coke and pepsi. vi and emacs. You know that the combination exists in the wild, but the thought disturbs you on so many levels.

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  31. Some other weights to consider by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    Did you know you could lose as much as 66 pounds by sweating on your PC? 1 ounce - The weight of the tendon they're going to have to cut out of your carpal tunnel when you try using a keyboard and mouse whilst bouncing up and down on a treadmill.

    300 lbs (you know it's true, regadless of the 175 you put on your drivers license) - the dead weight your company will shed when they fire your ass for the low productivity you can manage whilst bouncing around on a treadmill, unable to type quickly or use the mouse with any accuracy.

    Treadmills are great things. I personally love them as they're about the one form of exercise where my getting distracted doesn't stop them from working (on stationary bikes, my ADD tends to leave me sitting on a now very stationary bike and wondering why I'm not getting fitter) as I fall off the back if I stop. Still, put one in front of your TV and make an hour or two's TV watching a night, where you don't need to co-ordinate fine motor responses, your source of exercise.

    I spend a lot of time commuting. If someone came up with a way for me to get in an energetic game of racketball during it, it'd still be a bloody stupid idea as I need to keep my fine motor control and attention on what I'm doing. The same goes for computer use. Exercise is important - but stick to times when it doesn't force interference with other important tasks.
  32. Great.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just when I thought my boss didn't smell bad enough, we're going to go and sit him on a treadmill WHILE he lectures us. Perfect! Looking around my office, I can see atleast 20 people that could've fit in that study and I have to point out that while they can work, it does not talk about the reprocussions of the smells. No one wants to work in an office that smells like BO, unless you're maybe a Mechanic.

  33. What a load of.... by Ptur · · Score: 1

    1) not practical to move and type at the same time 2) very simplistic: just a laptop mounted on top of it 2) noisy, I bet 3) _consumes_ energy rather then produce, why not mount it on a bike and produce some energy 4) expensive alternative to riding your bike to work 5) what's next, put this thing inside a car to keep moving while driving (and polluting)? 6) slownewsday? aargh...

  34. Who needs another device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I get all the exercise I need running up and down the steps of my parents basement where I live.
    C'mon, you know what I'm talking about slashdotters.

    Anonymous Coward for obvious reasons.

  35. Heads up - beware of too much weight loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While losing weight is a Very Good Thing, you need to do it in such a fashion that it doesn't endanger your health.

    I had a friend who dropped over 100 lbs through sheer willpower. But it turns out that, if you lose more than 10 lbs quickly, your risk of developing protrate cancer goes up. Sure enough, he developed protrate cancer and is fighting it now.

  36. Hamster wheels by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Odd, I heard about this on NPR this morning. But before this report was a longish report about how the "business community" of France was annoyed that they weren't getting the profits they could get if the workers weren't restricted to 35 hours of non-OT work by law. Report also mentioned that by law, all workers had to get physical checkups in order to work. The report, trying to be "balanced", mentioned that actually French workers were more productive than Americans, per hour worked.

    Then the report about the hamster wheel desk. No irony intended, I'm sure.

    Thing about the workers with the shorter work week in France that they didn't mention? They aren't really all that overweight. Thin, actually. American workers are not. I'd have to come down on the side that would say that we're fat because all we f*ing do is work. I do fifty a week at a forty job, and get warned about even three hours of OT. Thanks jeebus I ride a bike to work during the summer, or I'd have a bypass operation by now. I'm too tired to exercise -- it't no fun when you get home at eight and all you want to do is drop into a chair, not from physical, but mental exhaustion. And no, the other jobs aren't better, all the coming anecdotes from star IT workers to the contrary.

    Employer solution? Well, force me out and replace me with H1B labor, sure, or make two people do my job, which already is a composite of two people's jobs. But maybe, a Habitrail! That's the solution!

    Or we can reregulate our work world and have a 35 hour week, or in reality a 40. Nah. That's communism.

    But we are fat, dying too young of old men's diseases, overcharged by a factor of two for medical care for a crap lifestyle, have no free time, and are less productive and by survey a hell of a lot less happy than the French. And the French companies are by no means impoverished; they just want more profits. So they want to be more like us, eh? Alors, time to get the French Habitrail desk. I hope it has a nice winerack for lunch, at least. Another thing they can do is drink at lunch...

    1. Re:Hamster wheels by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Oops. Bad form, but to make the fourth paragraph make sense, I meant to say: hire H1B or can me and hire someone more desperate -- lots of them now -- who won't complain and won't notice, being too young to see the changes.

      Another cool thing about making us more "productive" is that it generates a large pool of former workers who are willing to work for McDonald's wages if they can just have a chance, eventually, of getting medical coverage -- in three months after starting the job. Oh, forgot about the mighty temp pool. No medical coverage, what was I thinking.

      Are we running our nation for the benefit of the 90 percent who don't really have a chance at wealth, or is it all about pleasing the wealthy, who really don't need to have the government make them happier? That's the only real question. The US answered yes to the latter. France answered yes to the former. Who's happy? Here, it's the wealthy, who are buying up the country as fast as they can; in France, the wealth are cranked that they can't be wealthier, but the people are largely happy and healthy. Pounded it home yet? Back to work.

    2. Re:Hamster wheels by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Another thing they can do is drink at lunch
      Ture, I work for the fr gov, and there's wine available at the office restaurant. But in the 4 months I've been here, no one has touched the stuff. I've seen people grab a bottle when there are suits (read vendors) around, or maybe the rare celebration. But bring an american in there and he'll be drunk on the spot. Liberty is the liberty to choose, not to abuse.

      Anyway, back on topic, I think biking to work is the best all around solution to the work/exercise. And I'd better go before it starts raining !

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  37. Bah, not impressed by Grashnak · · Score: 1

    the FPGamerunner, a USB full-size treadmill that works with any first-person shooter (FPS) game, has you covered. Walking on the treadmill moves your character through the game. Handlebars and buttons at the front of the $1,299 treadmill control your direction and fire your weapons." Call me when it has a boxing glove attached that will punch you in the face everytime your character gets shot. THAT is the level of realism I'm looking for in my FPS experience.
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    1. Re:Bah, not impressed by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Call me when it has a boxing glove attached that will punch you in the face everytime your character gets shot. THAT is the level of realism I'm looking for in my FPS experience.

      Dude, if all you want is to get smacked around, go to a boxing club. Someone there will be happy to apply a boxing glove to your face anytime you want.

      But, seriously, are you really looking to get abused by your video games? That's just odd. :-P

      Cheers
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  38. Bugger the treadmill. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    How about a balance seat (same idea as a wobble board or ball) which requires the person sitting to maintain balance. It'd keep the legs, back and stomach active all day.

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    1. Re:Bugger the treadmill. by dominious · · Score: 1

      It'd keep the legs, back and stomach active all day. i think it'd keep most of /. readers on the floor.
  39. Notes from a talk by espressojim · · Score: 3, Informative

    I saw the guy who is organizing the research on this (NEAT), who gave a 90 minute talk at my institution last year (we study the genetics of diabetes.) I figured this might be an interesting place to share my notes. The notes are slightly raw, but might be of interest (and there's nothing that's under NDA in them.)

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    Non-exercise activity thermogenesis.

    Uses 2x-3x the calories of exercise.

    Varies by up to 2000 calories between individuals

    Note: most people of the world don't exercise

    Neat explains why an active person can burn 2000 calories more than an inactive person of the same size.

    Occupational NEAT:
    chair bound:300
    seated work: 700
    standing: 1000
    active: 1400
    agricultural: 2300

    Women work a heck of a lot more than men. (peak 500 minutes/day women vs. 320/day men)

    A test that overfed people by 1000 calories a day:
    Some people didn't gain weight, they just increased their NEAT.
    Some central mechanisms may be regulating NEAT.

    There are chemical ways to induce neat (Central Orexin)

    Spontaneous physical activity may not be spontaneous!

    People who fail to increase NEAT: maybe they have a NEAT defect?

    They built sensors integrated into clothing to see what body postures were like.

    Looks like lean people stand up more, and obese subjects sit a lot more.

    Overfeed underweight people, underfeed overweight people ->
            Starting obese people still sit more, Starting lean people tend to stand more.

    Perhaps fat people just have 'poor NEAT adaptation'

    Think about this: there's no inherent reason why we ought to be sitting all the time.

    Are there ways to get us all out of our chairs?
    1) Persuade them to stand (behavior modification)
    2) Get rid of the chair (environmental change)

    ------1------
    STRIPES
    Targeted goals help people change behavior.
    Select->Target goals->Reward->identify bariers->Plan->Evaluate->Sustain->Target Goals
    Lady starts at 3 5 second walks a day.
    She's working up to 5 5 minute walks over time.

    Barrier: if you decide to walk your dog in the rain,the rain is the barrier. If you're massivly fat, tying shoes might be the barrier.

    Planning is representative of prioritization.

    ------2-------

    The way you change the environment - do a walk and talk meeting program (at least you get something out of it!) "Walk and talk tag - you are not to be interrupted"
    Make this competitive so that the more times you have meetings that are walk and talk, the more you are 'winning'. Yet, the number of meetings will decline.

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    They now have a small unit that can measure your posture, etc and measures NEAT every 10 seconds.
    Allows complex phenotyping of people moving, etc.

    Ipod earpiece that detects activity level of the user - for each mile they walk, they get a free download. Kids get into the competition to get free downloads.

    Imagine computers that are on treadmills (or exercise bikes), so you can stand and walk all day instead of sitting, People pick 1 mile an hour to work out, and burn 100 calories an hour.

    If you design a school so kids can stand, they will move around a lot.

    Now, there are Soda machines that say "Thirsty" - this is a cue to your brain to make you think about it, then purchase -also snack machines that say "hungry"

    1. Re:Notes from a talk by Fahrenheit+450 · · Score: 1

      Ipod earpiece that detects activity level of the user - for each mile they walk, they get a free download. Kids get into the competition to get free downloads.

      This would be great for me. I do about 30 miles a day on my bike commuting to/from work. Hell, I'd make out like a bandit at just one download per 10 miles.
      Somebody get cracking on the giving me free stuff!

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  40. no perpetual motion machines by magarity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess you don't know much about genetics, do ya? :-)
     
    It's a simple formula: calories in - calories burned = fat stored.
    If calories in - calories burned = fat stored * magic_genetics_modifier then you've invented energy creation from nothing or destruction without release.
     
    In either case, the genetics excuse for obesity is incompatible with the conservation of energy. The genetics track really means some people have faster metabolisms and burn the calories or don't have as efficient a gastro system to extract calories from food. Other people have slower metabolisms or more efficient gastro systems to get every bit out. People in the latter group need to eat a lot less and/or find a way to burn off more (exercise). Convincing people of formula #2 above is just more helpless victim mentality.

    1. Re:no perpetual motion machines by Rycross · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. All "bad genetics" means is you have to try harder than other people. I've known people who could wolf down anything and still be thin as a rail (and in fact, known some people who wolfed down everything to *try* to gain weight). But if you're fat, then its not because of genetics, its because you're eating too damn much and not expending enough energy.

      I'm overweight. I don't make excuses. Its because I eat too much and sit on my ass all day. My genetics don't help, but I'm going to be thin eventually because I'm putting in the effort.

    2. Re:no perpetual motion machines by ricotest · · Score: 1

      You're contradicting yoursaelf. Blaming genetics is not 'helpless victim mentality' because as you say, there are a variety of genetic factors that make losing weight very difficult. Slow metabolisms make it impossible to lose weight simply by eating less, because the body will simply retain the calories and you'll feel like shit instead. Efficient calorie extraction means you eat less food and gain more weight. There's also the genetic factor in feeling hunger - many obese people don't get the "I'm full up" signal fast enough, and this results in larger meals and between-meal snacks.

      So while the solution is still diet and exercise regardless of your genetic background, some unlucky subsets of the population find it a lot harder to eat less than others.

    3. Re:no perpetual motion machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the formula is more like:
      calories_in - genetically_determined_natural_calories_burned - controllable_through_exercise_calories_burned = fat_calories_stored

      So, both sides have some point. In your favor, the formula is simple. Your detractors would claim that they have such low levels of natural metabolism, that they cannot burn enough in the controllable category to make up for it. I would say that that is false, they'll just have to work harder or work less. Unfortunately for them some will have to work alot harder, or eat alot less. But generally yes, if you are determined, it can be done, I would imagine.

      It is just a matter of priorities. People would be better off saying, "Yes, your formula is right, but due to my genetics, my return on investment for exercise isn't high enough for me to do it, so I'm going to choose to be heavy. I would rather spend that time with my family." In place of family you can substitute girlfriend, hobbies, games, whatever. It is more accurate, and would hit home that they are responsible for their weight. It might not be a fair decision, but it is a decision.

    4. Re:no perpetual motion machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make good points, and all I will add is, there were no fat people in Auschwitz.

    5. Re:no perpetual motion machines by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      I know I'm feeding the trolls but:
      1500 calories per day - 400 calories per hour * 12 hour work days = -3300 calories per day, or ~0.45kg of fat per day. Effective maybe, but hardly healthy.

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    6. Re:no perpetual motion machines by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

      It's a simple formula: calories in - calories burned = fat stored. This is undoubtedly true, and about as useful as telling someone who's on fire that they need to reduce their temperature. Being fat is very unpleasant in our world, and if it was easy to stop, a lot more people would be doing it.
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    7. Re:no perpetual motion machines by mmdog · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!

      Consume fewer calories than you expend and you will lose weight.
      Consume more calories than you expend and you will gain weight.

      Sure it may be easier for some people due to genetics, but no amout of arguing will make those two statements untrue. I'm living walking proof that what I say is true, as are many other people. My ideal weight is 164 lbs (not that I agree, but that's what doctors tell me.) After leaving the army, I let myself gradually balloon up to 227 lbs. Three years ago I decided enough was enough and that I wasn't going to spend another summer disgusted with my appearance and reluctant to walk around with my shirt off. I cut back on the food (used fitday.com to track my calories,) made better food choices and started exercising - in six months I lost 50 lbs and have kept it off ever since. You don't get fat overnight, you won't lose it overnight either.

      A formal exercise program isn't even necessary, just get your body moving. Do push-ups or sit-ups or jumping jacks every time there's a comercial on while you are watching TV. Play DDR. Walk or bike wherever you can and if you can't walk or ride, then park at the far end of the parking lot. Take the stairs instead of the elevator - if it's only one floor, fine, if it's five or six even better. Stand while you are making phone calls, sure it's not much but you burn more calories standing than you do sitting. Every extra calorie you burn is either weight lost or more food you can eat.

      When you grocery shop, don't walk down the aisles - that's where the processed food is. Stick to the outside ring of the store where the fresh food is. Start cooking more, and if you say you don't have time to cook then maybe you really don't have time to eat either. Grab a an apple or a banana or a pear or other fruit, or even better try raw carrots or some other raw vegetable. Eat to live, don't live to eat.

      You can make any excuses you want, but those two sentences at the top are incontrovertable truth. If you never exercised at all, not even to rise out of bed, you could stay thin by simply not eating too much. There is a whole industry built on making excuses and/or providing shortcuts for something everbody reading this intuitively knows: if you eat too much you will get fat.

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    8. Re:no perpetual motion machines by JMan1 · · Score: 1

      In either case, the genetics excuse for obesity is incompatible with the conservation of energy. The genetics "excuse" appears to be factual. While it's of course true that energy is conserved, it's incomprehensibly harder for some people for some people to lose weight than others. Consider how much people want to lose weight. Then consider that over 90% of people who lose weight regain it plus more. At this point, I'm not sure it's fair to say that it's even possible for most people to lose weight and keep it off without surgery or some other means having choices regarding calories in and out taken away from them. I guess what I'm saying is that, in theory, eating less than you burn will make you lose weight. In practice, eating less than you burn is either impossible or extraordinarily difficult (much more difficult than people like you believe) for a majority of overweight people.

    9. Re:no perpetual motion machines by dharbee · · Score: 1

      "Being fat is very unpleasant in our world, and if it was easy to stop, a lot more people would be doing it." It is easy to stop being fat, but it's not quite as easy as staying fat. The same behaviors that cause an individual to get fat are responsible for their staying fat. People who are fat attempt to avoid the stereotypes, but if you're honest you'll admit that a large percentage eat crap because it's easy, and fail to exercise because it's easy to do so. Do you see a pattern there? But you can achieve a reasonable level of fitness with 30 minutes of moderately strenuous exercise every day. Barring a serious medical condition (heart problems, joints problems, etc.) 30 minutes a day is easily doable. Stop making excuses.

    10. Re:no perpetual motion machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a simple formula: calories in - calories burned = fat stored.

      I suppose there's a sense in which that's true. Not all the calories that go into your face go into your bloodstream. Not all the calories that go into your bloodstream go into your muscles/fat. Not all of the calories that go into your cells are spent on observable activity. Your body has an amazing ability to direct the form and deposition of calories. All of these things are influenced by genetics, environment, diet (quality, not just quantity).

      One of the coolest examples I know is "brown fat." Brown fat cells differ from normal fat cells by being loaded with mitochondria, which makes them brown. Brown fat mitochondria differ from normal mitochondria by being highly permeable. The result is that the mitochondria in brown fat oxidize a lot of fatty acids, but never generate any ATP. Brown fat cells will just sit there and burn calories with nearly zero efficiency.

      Membrane leakiness is certainly a genetic feature, although I have no idea what the distribution might be in humans. I like your formula better as:

      calories in - calories burned - calories wasted by genetic factors = fat stored

    11. Re:no perpetual motion machines by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Oops, so very sorry. I thought you might consider other factors like brain chemistry, peptides, the influence one's surroundings has has on them, conditioning, etc. I can assure you that we're not in control as much as we think we are. I could just as easily blow them off as lazy bums, too, because I'm healthy, not easily subject to physical addictions, bla bla bla. But the fact is we are heavily influenced by these things. This whole "free will" thing isn't so cut and dry as you would like to think. It gives all the needed credence to the ever famous saying "Judge not!" I believe those are good words to live by.

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    12. Re:no perpetual motion machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occasionally, it can be true that someone is genetically indisposed to losing weight. However, I seem to remember reading a study a while back that had the conclusion that only about 2% of obese people have an actual problem like that. The other 98% are simply eating too much and not exercising enough.

    13. Re:no perpetual motion machines by syousef · · Score: 1

      It's a simple formula: calories in - calories burned = fat stored.

      I see this argument all the time to justify treating fat people like shit because it must be their fault. Lets get some facts straight here.

      1) You assuming 100% effiency burning those calories.

      2) Conservation of mass/energy is only true when you assume a closed system. Last time I looked the human body couldn't survive as a closed system. You need air to breath for starters. Also colories does not equal weight. Water has no calories and isn't weightless.

      3) Different people have very different hunger drives and there does appear to be some genetic basis for this. Would you have the self control to stop eating if you felt starved even though you'd only eaten a large meal half an hour ago? Now imagine this is how it is after EVERY large meal. Do you really think you wouldn't cave in occassionally?

      4) Medical conditions make it very difficult for some people to excercise. It's hard to excercise if you're arthritic and in agony with every movement for example. It only takes some extreme pain in one foot and in one arm before excercise becomes a difficult proposition.

      5) It's much harder on your body to excercise if you're already overweight. It tends to drain energy. Getting started can be very hard. If life gets in the way and you have to stop for a few weeks, you're almost back to square one fitness wise.

      6) Not everyone is fit and healthy with no commitments. Try telling a single mother who's taken on 3 jobs that she needs to find the time to fit in excercise.

      Open your friggen eyes and look around you. There are people who eat excessively and still don't gain weight, and there are those that eat next to nothing and don't lose weight.

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    14. Re:no perpetual motion machines by syousef · · Score: 1

      Congratulations. You've just fallen into the lovely trap of feeling guilty about being overweight because society tells you you must. Would you prefer a whip to whip yourself, dangerous unnecessary surgery, or an eating disorder to go with that?

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    15. Re:no perpetual motion machines by Rycross · · Score: 1

      No I just recognize that being overweight is my own fault, and if I don't want to be overweight then I have to take some responsibility to change that, instead of whining about genetics.

      Is your position that I should simply sit back and accept something that is within my power to change? Even with all the negatives that go with it?

    16. Re:no perpetual motion machines by syousef · · Score: 1

      I'm suggesting that perhaps losing weight is not as easy as you're making out it is. Explain why 90% of people who lose weight put that weight plus more on within 5 years. Are you seriously telling me all these people are just fat and lazy and should take some responsibility? You've been watching too many reality tv fat camp shows.

      Have you ever considered that perhaps you're overweight because you're pre-disposed to it? That while a massive change of lifestyle may allow you to lose weight, you may not be able to afford to maintain that lifestyle, nor might you like living that life? How about instead of denying it you come to grips with the fact that not everyone at "normal" weight is that way because they've taken responsibility for it. Lots of thin people do no exercise and eat unhealthily. Have a look in the mirror and accept who and what you are right now. THAT is taking responsibility. If you want to try to make changes go for it, but using words like "own fault" and agreeing with prats that others "whine about genetics" doesn't make you better, or healthier, and certainly doesn't make you more responsible for your own choices. It just makes you a guilt victim who wants to spread the guilt around.

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    17. Re:no perpetual motion machines by Rycross · · Score: 1

      I'm suggesting that perhaps losing weight is not as easy as you're making out it is. Explain why 90% of people who lose weight put that weight plus more on within 5 years. Are you seriously telling me all these people are just fat and lazy and should take some responsibility? You've been watching too many reality tv fat camp shows.

      I've never seen fat camp shows, actually. And I don't think its easy, but I think that if you really want to do it then you can, and whining about genetics is just that: whining. I think that if you're fat then you should either accept that you would rather be fat than altering your lifestyle or do it, instead of going on about "oh woe is me I'm genetically predisposed to being fat."

      Have you ever considered that perhaps you're overweight because you're pre-disposed to it? That while a massive change of lifestyle may allow you to lose weight, you may not be able to afford to maintain that lifestyle, nor might you like living that life? How about instead of denying it you come to grips with the fact that not everyone at "normal" weight is that way because they've taken responsibility for it.

      I am pre-disposed to being overweight. It runs in my family. But it isn't going to take me a "massive" change in lifestyle to fix that. I just have to cut down portions and be a little bit more active. Neither do I assume that anyone who is a normal weight is that way because they've taken responsibility.

      Now, while we're talking about denial, let's talk about the whole "I'm fat because of genetics and nothing I can do can fix that." If it was "I'm fat because its too much effort for too little reward," then I can appreciate that. But the fact of the matter is that you will be less attractive to people, and that has certain negative side effects. I'd rather put in the effort.

      Lots of thin people do no exercise and eat unhealthily. Have a look in the mirror and accept who and what you are right now. THAT is taking responsibility. If you want to try to make changes go for it, but using words like "own fault" and agreeing with prats that others "whine about genetics" doesn't make you better, or healthier, and certainly doesn't make you more responsible for your own choices. It just makes you a guilt victim who wants to spread the guilt around.

      When I was in school, I made straight A's. Everyone always assumed that I went home and spent every waking hour studying. I didn't. I was just naturally very good at the kind of things involved in schoolwork. Does that mean that people who weren't as naturally inclined as me should get a free pass for flunking out?

      You're making a huge assumption that I'm somehow condemning fat people. I'm not. I'm saying that ultimately it comes down to a choice. That choice can be effected by genetics: "I have to spend x amount of time because of my genetics to lose weight, and thats not worth it to me." Just don't expect me to shed a tear for you if you make that decision.

      Likewise, you seem to assume that I'm under some guilt trip. I'm not. I look in the mirror, and I think "I'd like to improve the way I look." Yeah, I have to work harder than my friends at losing that weight, but its still my responsibility and my choice. And I choose to improve my looks by losing weight.

      You're happy with who you are? Cool! Great! Awesome! I support you 100%. What I don't support is people that come whining and expect me to shed a tear, pat them on the back, and tell them "There there, its not your fault," when they made a decision.

      But you know, whatever. You can loudly proclaim that I just feel guilty. But I'm not the one who started complaining about their weight.

      Oh and don't expect people to bend their tastes and preferences to accommodate your decisions. I don't care how "normal" being fat is, I'm still not going to date a 350 pound girl. Sorry, thats just my preference. Call me shallow if you like, but I also don't expect people to make special exceptions for me just because I have a harder time with keeping my weight down.

    18. Re:no perpetual motion machines by syousef · · Score: 1

      I've never seen fat camp shows, actually. And I don't think its easy, but I think that if you really want to do it then you can, and whining about genetics is just that: whining. I think that if you're fat then you should either accept that you would rather be fat than altering your lifestyle or do it, instead of going on about "oh woe is me I'm genetically predisposed to being fat."

      That's like saying "If you want to be an olympic athelete, you should quit whining about genetics and just do it instead of saying woe is me I can't run fast". It's not just "hard" - it's so hard that few have done it successfully in the long term.

      am pre-disposed to being overweight. It runs in my family. But it isn't going to take me a "massive" change in lifestyle to fix that. I just have to cut down portions and be a little bit more active. Neither do I assume that anyone who is a normal weight is that way because they've taken responsibility.

      Well go ahead and do that. See how far you get making minor changes if you're pre-disposed to being fat. I'm fat. The one time I lost weight I had to take extreme measures. No bread. Salads and lean meat. Excercise no less than an hour a day every day. I've since tried just cutting back or replacing a meal with a salad and got no where.

      Now, while we're talking about denial, let's talk about the whole "I'm fat because of genetics and nothing I can do can fix that." If it was "I'm fat because its too much effort for too little reward," then I can appreciate that. But the fact of the matter is that you will be less attractive to people, and that has certain negative side effects. I'd rather put in the effort.

      If its as easy as you say (or as hard but achievable) and you're fat clearly you wouldn't rather put in that effort. You'd have a lot more credibility if you'd lost the weight and were saying this. Meanwhile I don't subscribe to your magazine "fat and guilty".

      When I was in school, I made straight A's. Everyone always assumed that I went home and spent every waking hour studying. I didn't. I was just naturally very good at the kind of things involved in schoolwork. Does that mean that people who weren't as naturally inclined as me should get a free pass for flunking out?

      I also drove people crazy beating them in test scores etc. when I was young when they'd studied their butts off and I'd done no where near as much. It means these people are less naturally talented and while it's important to try to get a good score at school, in the long run they're probably not as suited as me to academic work. Some of these people however excelled at things I stank at: Things like textiles, woodwork and metalwork and art. No matter how hard I tried at these things I was struggling to pass. I really really wish I had those woodwork and metalwork skills now and perhaps if I find the day some time I'll give learning those skills a try as an adult. However I am not suited to being a tradesman or an artist. I'd starve if I had to work in the fashion industry. Blaming myself for that is just fucking stupid. Those people who weren't as good as me academically blaming themselves is also fucking stupid. They should do what they have to to make it through school and focus on other things which they are pre-disposed to being good at.

      Likewise making the focus of your life your weight if you're pre-disposed to being overweight is a recipe for being a miserable poorly adjusted individual. Do what you have to so you don't end up the next bed bound sad case, realise you're going to be somewhat overweight, and realise that doesn't make you hideous. Don't make excuses for people who tell you you are hideous because you don't look great with your clothes off.

      You're making a huge assumption that I'm somehow condemning fat people. I'm not. I'm saying that ultimately it comes down to a choice. That choice can be effected by genetics: "I have to spend x amount of time because of my genetics to lose weight, and thats not worth it to me.

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  41. And where are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently, where you are is so unique it only has six days in a week...

  42. Who needs exercise? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1


    My BMR totally sedentary 24/7 is over 3kCal/day, so I just have to sit completely motionless for nine hours to burn off that value meal...

  43. Veal by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    Up 'til now, no animal breeder has developed a calf that will walk into an enclosed pen of its own free will, tenderize itself while eating rich foods, then demand that it and its mates be slaughtered in the name of the free market.

    We are a special breed, we American workers.

    1. Re:Veal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because they haven't brainwashed the calves into thinking that they all have an equal (and good) chance of escaping the axe and running the company one day. If you could convince them of that, they'd all be so busy figuring out ways to cut eachothers throats that the company could fire the executioner and save an extra 30G's a year.

  44. No, not entirely. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Exercise has important health benefits and you should be doing it. But to lose weight, you need
    to control your food intake. All the fad diets and pills are bullshit and possibly harmful as well. OK. 2 things...

    1: Don't worry about your weight, it isn't what matters. What matters is your size. Muscle is five times more dense than fat. You exercise, you physically shrink though you may well stay the same weight or even put some on.

    i.e.
    Use a tape measure, not scales.

    2: When you exercise, the muscle you build requires energy to run it 24/7 day. You may only expend 200 calories during the exercise itself, but if it makes your body consume 5% more calories while resting you are going to lose weight automatically if your intake remains constant.

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    1. Re:No, not entirely. by tourvil · · Score: 1

      2: When you exercise, the muscle you build requires energy to run it 24/7 day. You may only expend 200 calories during the exercise itself, but if it makes your body consume 5% more calories while resting you are going to lose weight automatically if your intake remains constant.

      That's the kicker. If you start exercising heavily, you're going to crave more food. So to lose weight/fat, you need to learn to manage your food intake regardless of whether or not you want to lose through exercise.

      I read the hacker's diet a few months ago (which argues that exercise is great and important but difficult to use as a weight loss method), and I've lost 25 pounds so far. My approach was to start with lowering my calories, then work in the exercise program suggested in the book as the diet continued. IMO a couple benefits to this approach are:

      1. You're not trying to do too many things at once. If you want to burn fat through exercise, you have to start off learning 2 things: exercising more and managing your food intake to ensure you're burning more than you eat.

      2. As you said, exercising will start building more muscle mass. If you focus primarily on shedding fat first, you might be able to see your muscles getting toned when you do start exercising seriously. For me, at least with the fat burning, being able to see visual improvements has been a tremendous motivator to stay with the diet.
  45. I don't eat Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're too fatty - I'm on a diet!

  46. bike by kurtis25 · · Score: 1

    I don't see a treadmill workstation as a workable idea. I can't read when I run, no matter how nice the treadmill. I can when I ride the stationary bike. So I just don't imagine a bunch of business folk standing for 8 hours a day walking on a treadmill bouncing up and down. I would go for the idea if it were a stationary bike or something I could just kick back on when I'm exhausted.

  47. Recumbent by pr0nbot · · Score: 1

    What I'd really be interested in is a recumbent bike generator, something that I can pedal at while slouched at my desk (and is ergonomically designed to support my slouch), gives me on-screen feedback for motivation, and turns my pedalling into power.

  48. Or you could get off your fat ass 3 times a week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And go get some fucking exercise.
    All it requires is a pair of shoes and some fucking willpower you lazy ass nerds.

  49. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is digg dying?
    Da! In Soviet digg.ru, netcraft confirm you!!
  50. Stinky office... by Fx.Dr · · Score: 1

    Being caught in an elevator with one person with B.O. is bad enough, now they're trying to populate entire offices? This should only fly if you work for Hawaiian Tropic or Victoria's Secret, and they happen to have co-ed showers.

  51. There3 Greate!!! by Temujin_12 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm cucreantly oon a traedmill worksttatioan and I mu8tgst say that6y I lovwe it. It makeeks lossigsn weight so easty. Ittsw a littlwe buumpy but I dootn' think anyoeonq2 nottices.

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  52. Weight loss through diet alone is a fallacy by ricotest · · Score: 1

    I eat about 1,500-2,000 calories a day. I should be losing weight at a steady but slow pace, but instead I often find myself gaining weight? What gives?

    Simple. My body gets used to the 1,500-ish calories a day. I don't lose any weight, but I start feeling tired and stiff. On weekends or drinking nights perhaps I go up to 2,500. I still feel like shit, but I just gained 1,000 in excess calories.

    Exercise may not be particularly useful for buring calories, but it is vital in keeping your metabolism up and ensuring that your excess calories are burned away rather than stored away. Plus it keeps you fit and makes you live longer. I recall a section of "The Hacker's Diet" explaining that a scant 15 minutes of moderate exercise a day extended your life by about 150% of the time you spent exercising.

  53. NeoPC Power by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    100 calories (kilocalories, really, as food "calories" are really kilocalories of actual energy) an hour is 116.22222 watts. Average retail electricity price in 2/2007 was $0.0874:KWh. An hour burning 100KCal is worth about $0.01 in electric costs.

    If the treadmill could power my PC, I'd be more interested. Because though the actual cost savings are small, the motivation from saving the electricity might actually overbalance the idea that I'm the first generation of humans powering the Matrix.

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    1. Re:NeoPC Power by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      at 160 lbs, my run works to about 600 cal/hour according to the thing on the treadmill. That's more than enough to power a computer. However, I'm not moving the treadmill. Believe me, all 600 of those calories go towards moving just me.

      The stationary bike I use shows how many watts is being generated at the current time, as you have to power the bike. I can get it to about 225W, but not for longer than 5 or 6 minutes. Lance Armstrong has been "clocked at 500W" according to Google, but probably not for long. At that rate, he's eating a McDonald's double cheeseburger every hour on the hour just to keep up!

      Now powering a laptop? Not just easy, damn easy. THAT you could do on a stationary bike all day, as that works out to about to somewhere around a third of a can of pepsi every hour.

    2. Re:NeoPC Power by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      All of those systems have resistance that consume the power you generate. Since you are not moving (much) on a treadmill, it's moving the treadmill. Most of these exercise systems include artificial, even user-variable, resistance. That resistance is turned to heat or rotating inefficient gear systems. Instead, engineering for transduction efficiency could transfer that power to a battery, possibly up to about 500-600(K)cal:h in your case.

      The article mentions a USB treadmill for some lame game. I wonder how much hacking it would take to drive power into the USB port, rather than drawing from it, to power the notebook battery. And then how much hacking to move the transducers from a stationary treadmill to something like boots or skis.

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    3. Re:NeoPC Power by compro01 · · Score: 1

      well, i dunno about my PC, that that'd power my laptop running full-tilt more than twice over.

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  54. Noise by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

    I built a setup like the one featured in the article over a year ago. The noise isn't that bad and I'm sensitive to noise. I use headphones to drown out cubicle noise so treadmill noise isn't a problem.

    The bigger problem is learning to type and mouse while you're moving. I had to start with the treadmill running at its lowest setting and even then it was tricky.

    A second problem is your feet hurt after standing all day. The treadmill has some give to it so it's not like standing on concrete but my shoes are tighter than they used to be and I've lost weight.

    If you build one of these setups, get a good treadmill. Since I was paying for the refurb, I cheaped out and bought mine at Walmart. The treadmill has been a constant nuisance with belts slipping, random speed changes etc. None of those issues would bother you if you're holding the handrail when you're using the treadmill but if you're typing when it happens, it can dump you on your ass.

    1. Re:Noise by Sodade · · Score: 1

      "The bigger problem is learning to type and mouse while you're moving. " I use a logitech trackball when I am working out and computing - I find it much easier to control in that situation...

  55. Woody Allen already thought of this by chowbok · · Score: 1
  56. Oblig Mayo Clinic Airplane quote? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, this is Doctor Brody at the Mayo Clinic. There's a
    passenger on your Chicago flight 209er, a little girl
    named Lisa Davis, en route to Minneapolis...

    Excuse me. This is the operator, Captain Oever. I have
    an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.]

    Alright. Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

  57. I built my own... by HenryLollins · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm seeing a lot of BS flying around about the idea of a walking desk, and having built my own, I thought I should de-FUD the conversation a bit.

    You're not running, or even walking quickly. James Levine, the guy spearheading all this NEAT stuff, recommends .7 mph, which is crazy slow. Slow enough, in fact, that its almost hard to walk at that speed. The point is to just move and burn a steady trickle of calories over a long period of time, not "work out". If you're sweating or even breathing hard at all, you're doing it wrong. I can talk on the phone and the other party has no idea that I'm on a treadmill. I personally vary my speed between 1.2 and 2.0 mph. Basically, the speed is inversely proportional to the amount of concentration required by the current task. If I'm just reading, I can do 2.0 with no problem. If I'm writing code or doing any real amount of typing, I'll usually keep it around 1.4 - 1.6.

    Which brings me to an important point: typing speed is nearly unaffected. My error rate is probably a little higher when on the treadmill, but not enough to be an issue at all. I can still out-type nearly everyone on IM, so if the walking slows me down at all, it's a moot point anyway.

    It took me a couple days to really adapt to it, but once you're used to walking and working simultaneously, it's pretty mindless. Your legs basically go on autopilot while your mind does what it needs to do. I would compare it to [car analogy alert!] driving a manual transmission in heavy city traffic. It sucks at first, but eventually it's all muscle memory and you don't have to think about it at all. You just do it.

    Here are some (old, crappy) pics of the treadmill set up in my old office:
    http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/7197/0918061209 ve8.jpg
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    It looks somewhat assy, but it works really, really well. The keyboard/mouse platform is ultra-stable and does not move at all or even vibrate at the speeds I walk. With the monitors positioned the way they are, my eyes never have trouble following even small text, and I'm older with very bad vision. If anyone is considering doing this, don't even bother with a treadmill that retails for less than about $1500. You need a high quality treadmill to achieve the necessary silence and stability for office use.

    1. Re:I built my own... by ericpeeg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Like you, I built something similar (though without the wall-mounted shelf).

      I don't do this at work, but the concept of playing video games on a treadmill is one that I've also personally put into practice, and it seems to work pretty well for me. I've lost about 50 pounds since I started, though of course, I've also altered diet significantly at the same time. Everyone's mileage varies, of course. Try it, don't try it, what do I care?

      My set up is a treadmill with a shelf over the handlebars, similar to the pictures seen several comments up. I've got several straps that hold my laptop to the shelf, and then I've got a wireless mouse. I play World of Warcraft, so I'm not generally needing twitch-sensitive decision making, and I've found that I can't really do instances (as a healer) while walking - too much concentration required. However, I can grind quite easily, fish, gather herbs, farm, etc - I set the treadmill to about 2.7 mph, walk for an hour, and I've done my exercise. I find the time flies - I don't notice the walking, and I don't notice the exercise either. I can keep up with chatting - typing while walking isn't that hard once you practice it, and WoW chat can hardly be described as error-free in any case.

      I'd echo getting a good treadmill - cheap ones break - or get a good service plan. I've already worn out one walking platform.

    2. Re:I built my own... by HenryLollins · · Score: 1

      The wall-mounted shelf limits how much I can move it around, but I did it that way for a couple reasons. I wanted to make absolutely sure that my laptop wouldn't take a 4.5 foot fall, and I wanted to preserve a very neutral posture that allowed me to keep my neck straight and my head looking straight ahead, not up or down. In my current setup, the shelf is mounted a few inches higher than it is in the pics, so that I *have* to maintain proper posture in order to see the monitors. If I slouch or drop my head, I'm looking under the shelf.
      Also, note the position of the keyboard platform: my shoulders and arms are in a very natural, relaxed position to minimize strain. The relative height of the platform can be changed by adjusting the angle of the walking belt (motorized and controlled by a thumb lever on this particular treadmill).

  58. Maybe it's the glasses? by smchris · · Score: 1

    I know people who claim they instantly get headaches trying to read in cars while I've spent decades reading everything from Descartes to my mail on a commuter bus. But put me on a stationary bike and even watching TV is severely annoying. Believe me, you wouldn't want me as an employee in that setup.

    Nonetheless, it's an appealing concept. I always thought Hemingway was on to something.

    1. Re:Maybe it's the glasses? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      I was about to say the same thing. Halfway through my run, don't expect me to say much intelligent. I could walk and do it, but walking on a treadmill is just boring.

  59. So get off the corporate treadmill, already. by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

    If you don't want to be part of that world, then don't be.

    I work freelance. I set my own hours, I invoice $100/hr, and I work about three billable hours per day (average), plus another hour or so for administrative tasks and paperwork. That makes me a tidy/satisfactory income and leaves me plenty of time to spend on staying in shape and doing non-earning and hobby work, or just studying to stay up on the latest tech. And I have no commute; even though I live in Los Angeles I almost never wait in traffic.

    It's 9:07am on a Wednesday. I just finished breakfast while reading Slashdot, now I'm off for an hour-long mountain bike ride before I start work for the day.

    Y'all work as if there's nothing else in life. I don't get it. There's more to life than making buxx for somebody else's company. Everyone else I know who has traditional 8-5 jobs working for the man is disillusioned and constantly exhausted. I don't want to be part of that soul-sucking treadmill, so I'm not.

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    1. Re:So get off the corporate treadmill, already. by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Point taken, but I'm actually coming at it from a broad perspective. Not everyone can get off the corporate wheel, actually not possible at all. So, broad solutions for everyone, not just me.

      I've been you as well. A few years ago, I hopped off for a year, rode a bike, grew strong and healthy and enjoyed life off the corporate grid for a bit. I'm back on to get health insurance for less than a thousand a month.

      I can open a comic book shop or a consultancy, yes. But what about the other 90 percent who can't? We all hang together or we hang separately.

  60. 98-99% obese people do NOT have genetic causes by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Pobably less than 1% of overweight peoople have some sort of genetic condition/hormonal problem that causes them to be overweight. Almost all familial obesity is from learned behavior, and from being a fat kid (fat cells tend not to die off).

      The New England Journal of Medicine (NEJM) had an article were they looked at obese and thin people and the amount of food and exercise they did. The obese people tended to underestimate the amount of food they ate by half!, and overestimated the amount of exercise they did by twice!. This was a well designed study - randomized groups, etc, and the conclusions were significant (p0.05) in that the study groups (obese vs thin) had differing amounts of food and exercise.

    Anecdotal information - my friends mom (overweight) always joked about me (skinny) having a hollow leg, and remarked that she could never eat as much food as I could. However, the big meal that I ate was often the only meal I'd eat during the day, while I often saw her snacking though out the day.

    People do have differing basal metabolic rates (BMR), which is usually a function of how much muscle mass they have, among other things. So people with a higher BMR burn more calories a day do to their higher needs (think car engines - a V8 uses more than a 4 cylinder engine). Thus the people with the higher BMR can eat more and not gain weight.
          Obese people usually have poor nutrition (Significantly lower blood albumen levels) than thinner people. The relatively decreased muscle mass also makes it more difficult to exercise, since the poor muscle get overworked too easily, and they can't exercise enough(hard to lug a boat up a hill with a Honda Accord).

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    1. Re:98-99% obese people do NOT have genetic causes by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Everything you do, every desire you have is caused by genetics and environment. Can you show me absolute proof of a free will? Totally independent of what is going on in your brain? Net Geo put it best in the March 2005 cover story, "The mind is what the brain does." A quick glance just might help to slow your rush to judgement. For an added bonus, read up on how a simple change of diet is doing wonders for some autistic kids who are presently under the influence of dangerous drugs. I quickly lost my similar arrogant attitude when I just started skimming the subject. It becomes a matter of simple mechanics and chemistry, not some mystical spiritual "morality". You just might realize that your desires might not be your own, but merely a result of past experiences and how you were told to react, and of course your genetic disposition.

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    2. Re:98-99% obese people do NOT have genetic causes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got an addictive personality. Most of my family are addicts of one sort or another (booze and alcohol or religion, choose your side). I've experienced different computer and entertainment addictions throughout my life. I know what it's like to REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to stop a behavior because it's ruining your life (school, jobs, friendships, respect of family and friends). And, I also know what it's like to get over it. And it really does come down to willpower. When you truly have had enough and are ready to change, you change. You quit whining and explaining and excusing and you change. You obsess every moment of the day about what you're giving up, you find no joy in other activities, and for weeks / months / years you feel the need / pull / itch of what brings you pleasure. But you're truly ready, and you ignore the pull, and you do what you know you need to do.

      Regarding food, there are VERY few people in the world who are fat because they eat vegetables all day. Nearly every obese person, ESPECIALLY in America, could lose their weight by stopping their consumption of unhealthy foods. It should be no more difficult than any other addict giving up what they want. Sure, we have to eat every day while nobody has to play videogames or drink alcohol to live. However, we don't have to eat crap. If someone REALLY wants to lose weight, they will only eat good foods. In fact, eating good things that they don't traditionally like is great because it removes most of the joy of eating and will help break their addiction faster. Trying to cut down on portions (via willpower or surgery) might work for a few, but the truth is that having a little of your drug will only lead to your wanting more. They day someone wakes up and decides that they TRULY want to be thin more than anything else (including food), is the day the start to become thin. It's a conscious decision to stop accepting excuses from themselves. No, it's not easy. Yes, many many people don't understand addictions. Yes, many fat people *are* simply lazy. Yes, a very few fat people will be at least a little heavy no matter what they do (and only after years of not falling off the wagon should anyone ever consider themselves in this category). No, most Americans don't know what it's like to dedicate themselves to something and actually work hard for it. Regardless, when a person TRULY decides that they want to lose weight, then they will consider every bite they take and ask themselves if that food is something they NEED or something they WANT. Yes, it IS that simple. Not EASY, but SIMPLE.

      Most obesity discussions simply provide people a way to NOT admit that they have a problem that they can fix. They tend to provide excuses that enable food addicts to continue on with their drug of choice and take no responsibility. Unfortunately, rock-bottom for the obese is usually an early grave. IMO, the main problem with obesity is that people don't hit a rock bottom. Yes, they are unhappy, but they don't lose their job and house and friends because of it. The food makes them happier than the fat makes them unhappy.

    3. Re:98-99% obese people do NOT have genetic causes by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Please... Read up a little on the the subject of peptides. It will go a long way towards making your opinion a bit more valuable.

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  61. No Dance Pad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish someone would make a USB DancePad (like the DDR ones) that you could use with an RPG like Oblivion, with a wireless gamepad for the combat/spellcasting/etc controls. That would be a lot of walking!

    Plus it would be a lot cheaper and more portable than a gaming treadmill. I don't have the programming chops for it, or I'd do it myself. Any takers?

  62. Stairs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One good office design idea is to make stairs more appealing than the elevator. Stairs are a good work-out but in most American buildings, they are ugly and hard to find, whereas the elevator is right there in the center of the lobby. It should be the opposite: stairs should be primary way of getting up and down in a building, whereas the elevator should be there mainly for accessibility reasons.

  63. it would be very funny by t35t0r · · Score: 1

    if the treadmill powered the LCD or the computer such that if you stop running / walking the system turns off. I had an idea to build something like the FPGamerunner ..might get one for myself to play UT2K4!

    1. Re:it would be very funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are devices that work with the MagneTrainer that can control turn of your monitor/TV signal when you stop pedaling. See this link http://www.gamecycles.com/MagnetrainerOptions.php

  64. Pot? Kettle. by mkcmkc · · Score: 1
    It's not that easy to be considerate, is it? (Should I say that you're too lazy to do so?)

    Controlling one's diet is at least as hard.

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  65. Mariokart DS while on a stationary bike by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

    I'm an avid gamer, and I figured that I could sit on my ass and play Mariokart, or I could jump on the bike while I played. Not the best exercise, but exercise none the less.

    Well, I was hit with a bad case of 'controller lean' That sensation that if you just lean a bit, your character will make those turns just a little bit tighter. I also ended up with the odd sensation that if I just peddled a little faster, my racer would pull a bit ahead. I've played games for years, and thought I had broken myself of the habit, but as soon as I introduced the bike to gaming, I ended up with a bad case of it.

    It was nearly so bad that I had to put down the game because I was breaking my rhythm and ended up biking a lot harder than I intended to.

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  66. And if you'd measured it... by dharbee · · Score: 1

    "Well, let me just piss you off then. When I was on the Atkins diet I lose 90 lb in 9 mo, 10 lb/mo, without exercising."

    That's because you lowered your caloric intake, a fairly common misunderstanding about the Atkins diet. Had you measured it, you'd notice your total caloric intake was less on Atkins. People think otherwise because of the common fat=high calorie meme.

    And all that weight you lost? Mostly muscle. So you may weigh less, but you're fatter overall.

    1. Re:And if you'd measured it... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's because you lowered your caloric intake, a fairly common misunderstanding about the Atkins diet. Had you measured it, you'd notice your total caloric intake was less on Atkins.

      Actually, I did not significantly lower my caloric intake, or at least, did not bring it down anywhere near what I "should" be eating. Had you measured it, you would know this. Instead, you made an assumption and spoke from the wrong orifice.

      Breakfast: 4 eggs, 4-8 link sausages. 4 eggs fried in fat (butter in this case): 105*4=420kcal. 4 link sausages (farmer john's maple, my favorite) have 300 kcal.
      Lunch: Gigantic salad smothered in bleu cheese dressing, usu. with a hardboiled egg. Salad greens have negligible calories. Assuming I had 4 tbsp of salad dressing (probably a quite conservative estimate) that's 340 kcal alone. A hardboiled egg is 78 kcal. A half-cup of grated cheese (pretty typical) is 228 kcal.
      Dinner: Very large steak (over 1lb) carved from a tri-tip roast, not defatted at all. Over 1000 kcal. Usually fried in butter, add a few more. Typically associated with some broccoli.

      Total is 420+300+340+78+228+1000 and change, the numbers add up to 2366 kcal. And there's snacks (usually fatty ones involving cheese) which will rapidly bump up the totals.

      Add to that the fact that I was sitting on my ass for those nine months, and there is simply no way to explain my weight loss by reduction of calories.

      And all that weight you lost? Mostly muscle. So you may weigh less, but you're fatter overall.

      Perhaps you should learn something about ketosis before you make ignorant statements like this again. During ketosis, the rate of lean muscle loss is reduced; normally you lose one pound of muscle for every three pounds of fat. Not so on the Atkins diet.

      Your willful ignorance impresses no one.

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    2. Re:And if you'd measured it... by shplorb · · Score: 1

      Your willful ignorance impresses no one.

      So does yours. Ketosis fucks up your liver, just as the whole Atkins diet fucks up your body.

      Dieting is no substitute for eating a healthy balanced diet and exercising. Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're healthy, and healthy is what we should be aiming for!
    3. Re:And if you'd measured it... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Ketosis fucks up your liver, just as the whole Atkins diet fucks up your body.

      Dr. Atkins was on the diet for some thirty years and died because he slipped on ice and hit his head. He actually had a congenital heart defect which never troubled him.

      Keep your body well-supplied with water and ketone buildup is not a problem, provided you are otherwise healthy.

      Dieting is no substitute for eating a healthy balanced diet and exercising. Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're healthy, and healthy is what we should be aiming for!

      Even if you are right, being skinny and not healthy is worlds ahead of being fat and not healthy. The cure is better than the disease.

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    4. Re:And if you'd measured it... by mink · · Score: 1

      Were those egg whites? I ask because I cant imagine how bad your diet was that this actually managed to lower your cholesterol into a better range.

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    5. Re:And if you'd measured it... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Were those egg whites? I ask because I cant imagine how bad your diet was that this actually managed to lower your cholesterol into a better range.

      Perhaps you should read Gary Taubes' excellent article What if it's all been a big fat lie?. I have a debunking of the most serious attempt at debunking that article, so if you actually read it and come back, I can share that with you too.

      The simple fact is that eating fat and cholesterol doesn't raise your cholesterol. If you run the numbers, eating nothing but lard would actually lower your cholesterol score.

      It's when you combine fat and carbs that you start to have problems.

      I know, I know, you're deluded, and it's not your fault. But you're wrong. And I'm tired of hearing from ignorant people like yourself who think I must be wrong when in reality they are years behind the state of the art (along with most medical professionals!)

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    6. Re:And if you'd measured it... by mink · · Score: 1

      "It's when you combine fat and carbs that you start to have problems"
      Can you give me some specific "problems" please? You just hang it as an ominous threat without specifying anything or actually giving something to discuss.

      If you know how the human body metabolizes food, fats work to slow digestions of carbs and lower the effective glycemic index of carbohydrates (among other things). I can't put it more simply then that. If you do not care about glycemic load or index, that's fine, but those are important factors for people who want to control blood sugar spikes or dips (diabetics need to be aware of both). I do know the difference between ketosis and ketoadicosis (something diabetics have to be aware of since it can kill).

      I feel as I am not entirely clear as to your point of view and I feel it would help matters if you could clarify. I feel you are putting words/ideas you want to fight against in my mouth and arguing against them rather then what I actually say/think.

      I get the impression you are an Atkins crusader (who is right no matter what) who is against all carbohydrates. Is this correct? If not can you clarify your views/stance? I think that a misunderstanding of each others viewpoint is a part of our communication issue here.

      I read the article you reference, and I do not see any thing significant I disagree with (since 2002 science has advanced out understanding of some issues talked about in that). What exactly did you think I was arguing? What were you expecting me to "debunk" from that article? I certainly do not believe that people should not eat fat. I mentioned that you should get 30-40 percent of your calories from fat (depending on dietary goals). Is that too "low fat" for your worldview? I never said fat raises your cholesterol.

      I disagree with you that cholesterol intake has no ability to increase levels in your blood. Can you back that claim up?

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  67. I second that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mountain bike a TON. There is no way you could do any serious off-roading without using your arms. Sometimes rocky hills or just the right hills themselves require you to stand to pump your legs, and you use your arms for extra power. Your arms often times are just as tired by the end as your legs are.

  68. Do you have any idea what's wrong with you post? by dharbee · · Score: 1

    "Actually, I did not significantly lower my caloric intake, or at least, did not bring it down anywhere near what I "should" be eating."

    Yes, you did. Had you taken a simple physics class you'd know that, or perhaps you've found some way to overcome conservation of energy?. Frankly, there are many examples of what I am talking about regarding Atkins that are freely available, read them and you'll see.

    "reakfast: 4 eggs, 4-8 link sausages. 4 eggs fried in fat (butter in this case): 105*4=420kcal. 4 link sausages (farmer john's maple, my favorite) have 300 kcal.
    Lunch: Gigantic salad smothered in bleu cheese dressing, usu. with a hardboiled egg. Salad greens have negligible calories. Assuming I had 4 tbsp of salad dressing (probably a quite conservative estimate) that's 340 kcal alone. A hardboiled egg is 78 kcal. A half-cup of grated cheese (pretty typical) is 228 kcal.
    Dinner: Very large steak (over 1lb) carved from a tri-tip roast, not defatted at all. Over 1000 kcal. Usually fried in butter, add a few more. Typically associated with some broccoli."

    Completely irrelevant. You cannot lose weight without decreasing your caloric intake. And honestly, given your tone, I'm fairly certain you'll make up whatever numbers you need to in order to "prove" you are right.

    "Add to that the fact that I was sitting on my ass for those nine months, and there is simply no way to explain my weight loss by reduction of calories."

    Um, no, since you got no exercise by your own admission, there is no OTHER way to explain it.

    "Perhaps you should learn something about ketosis before you make ignorant statements like this again. During ketosis, the rate of lean muscle loss is reduced; normally you lose one pound of muscle for every three pounds of fat. Not so on the Atkins diet."

    Perhaps you should learn about glycolysis, and the body's inability to burn fat in the absence of carbohydrates. Muscle is burned instead. Coupled with your own admission of no exercise, I stand by my assertion.

    "Your willful ignorance impresses no one."

    Listen dick, you are the one claiming that your diet violates the law of conservation of energy, while ALSO claiming you lost weight without exercising, but that COULD NOT have been a reduction of calories (what was it, the fat fairy?). So save that stupid "I'm a big fat internet bully" shit for someone else, all you did was show off how easy it is for one person to be stupid several times in a post.

  69. Re:Do you have any idea what's wrong with you post by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Completely irrelevant. You cannot lose weight without decreasing your caloric intake. And honestly, given your tone, I'm fairly certain you'll make up whatever numbers you need to in order to "prove" you are right.

    You are a fucking idiot.

    Again, if you knew anything about Ketosis, you would know that this is not true.

    "Perhaps you should learn something about ketosis before you make ignorant statements like this again. During ketosis, the rate of lean muscle loss is reduced; normally you lose one pound of muscle for every three pounds of fat. Not so on the Atkins diet."
    Perhaps you should learn about glycolysis, and the body's inability to burn fat in the absence of carbohydrates. Muscle is burned instead. Coupled with your own admission of no exercise, I stand by my assertion.

    Perhaps you should learn about Ketosis, and the fact that the body explicitly burns fat in the absence of carbohydrates, and will even manufacture some glucose from the process for those parts of the body which cannot run on ketones. But you and the majority of nutritionists out there are clinging desperately to what you learned first so that you do not have to make your poor pathetic inelastic brains contain a new concept.

    Remember when they said that salt was the leading cause of heart disease? Then it was eggs, then it was butter, and margarine was your salvation. Today we know that eggs and salt are not that bad for you, and that the hydrogenated fats in margarine are many times worse for you than butter. This is another such situation, and you are stupidly parroting the antiquated party line instead of coming up to speed with the people who are living in the now and not the twenty-years-ago.

    "Your willful ignorance impresses no one."
    Listen dick, you are the one claiming that your diet violates the law of conservation of energy,

    No, you are claiming that. I am claiming that you don't know one fucking thing about Ketosis.

    In fact, you don't know shit about food and digestion! Let me help you: Not all of the energy in the food you eat is used by your body. A substantial portion of it is simply not digested, and the result is passed out of your body as waste (indistinguishable from your slashdot comments.)

    During Ketosis, your body does not store fat. It's just that simple. It doesn't matter if you eat 4 kcal worth of fat, or 4000 kcal worth of fat. While it is in your system, your body will convert it into ketones and run on it. When it is not, your body will run on the stored fat reserves.

    If you should consume carbohydrates while on this diet, your body is hungry for them - but any unused energy WILL be stored as fat.

    It is your lack of understanding of the state of Ketosis that leads you to make these idiotic fucking statements. It is your willingness to speak when you don't know a fucking thing that makes you a stupid fuck.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  70. Wow by lamarguy91 · · Score: 1

    Or should I say WoW? Can you imagine all the WoW players using a treadmill to run through the game?

    When they switch into pet mode, would they be required to run on all fours?

  71. Re:Do you have any idea what's wrong with you post by Fahrenheit+450 · · Score: 1

    You cannot lose weight without decreasing your caloric intake.

    Well, that all depends on how you define intake. You can eat the exact same amount of the exact same food at two different times, and your body may very well handle the food differently in terms of how much energy it take in from the food versus how much it lets you flush down the crapper. So, did you decrease your caloric intake there? You put the same content into your mouth, so no. But your body did different things with what it was given, so ... yes.

    Also, the body can do different things with the nutrients it's given depending on a whole host of situations. Are those nutrients being used to build muscle? To store as fat? To replenish muscle glycogen supplies? To replenish liver glycogen supplies? It all means something very different in terms of your body composition (which in turn affects how you will process future nutrients).

    You seem to have a very simplistic view of the way the body works. Yes, it always obeys the laws of thermodynamics, but there is plenty of play in the way it obeys those laws, and your ignoring them is not doing you any favors.

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  72. Shut up you fat stupid fuck, you're so wrong by dharbee · · Score: 1

    "You are a fucking idiot."

    Says the guy who thinks his magic diet violates the laws of physics., and that his energy intake magically vanishes.

    Don't get pissy with me because you're too fat to see your dick, fatty.

    Listen, you're fat and stupid. Don't take it out on me.

    I wonder if my testosterone level is too high, cause I'm sure enjoying watching you made a big fat idiot of yourself, fat man.

    1. Re:Shut up you fat stupid fuck, you're so wrong by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Says the guy who thinks his magic diet violates the laws of physics., and that his energy intake magically vanishes.

      You know, very very late (as it is the next day) I had a thought. Are you really this stupid, or are you just trolling?

      I would feel very silly if I had been trolled. Although somehow I don't think that you are. I think you're just an idiot.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Shut up you fat stupid fuck, you're so wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You are a fucking idiot."

      I have to side with drinkypoo on this one. You're also an asshole.

      Keep chanting "conservation of energy!" all you want. It's true that energy is conserved. But apparently you're too fucking stupid to understand that the body's metabolism changes when you throw it into ketosis, a la Atkins. drinkypoo said as much, many times.

      Not all of the energy in the food you eat is used by your body.

      You've completely ignored that part of the equation. You fail. Dumb fuck.
    3. Re:Shut up you fat stupid fuck, you're so wrong by dharbee · · Score: 1

      "I have to side with drinkypoo on this one. You're also an asshole."

      Because you ARE Drinkypoo you fat pathetic retard.

      "You've completely ignored that part of the equation. You fail. Dumb fuck."

      HEY DICK, read the part where you said your caloric intake didn't change, and neither did your exercise...

      HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU THAT YOU THINK WE DON'T KNOW IT'S YOUR FAT STUPID ASS POSTING AC?

  73. Re:Do you have any idea what's wrong with you post by dharbee · · Score: 1

    "Yes, it always obeys the laws of thermodynamics, but there is plenty of play in the way it obeys those laws, and your ignoring them is not doing you any favors."

    I didn't ignore them, and claiming I did makes you seem like you have poor reading comprehension.

    You body uses an amount of calories. If you take IN more than you USE, you gain weight. If you USE more than you TAKE IN, you lose weight.

    Nothing else you said matters.

  74. Oblig.. by cyberstealth1024 · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, computer powers treadmill!

  75. What I want to know is... by jonwil · · Score: 1

    When someone is going to wire an Exercise Bike to MAME for playing Prop Cycle :)

  76. Re:Do you have any idea what's wrong with you post by Fahrenheit+450 · · Score: 1

    And your use of "take in" here is highly nonstandard. When used with nutrition it's generally taken to mean what is ingested, not what is used by the body, because what is used by the body is highly variable. And unless you can come up with a good way of not just measuring, but predicting how much energy will be absorbed by the body, and how it will be used (generally, people care about losing fat, not weight), your observation is utterly worthless, despite its correctness. It's like the old joke about the helicopter pilot and Microsoft.

    How does it feel to be a tired old joke?

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  77. After Y2K by scooter.higher · · Score: 1

    Why did I think of this when I read the summary?

    From June 1999:
    http://www.joyoftech.com/geekycomics/Aftery2k/y2Ka rchives/031.html

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    Ramen
  78. How Smart People Waste Time And Money..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    This truly is a stupid idea, and, having learned if it's existance, I feel even stupider.

    --
    Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
  79. easier still to remain clueless by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

    Saying that fat people stay fat because it's easier than the alternative is meaningless. Everything we humans do we do because we perceive it to be easier than the alternatives.

    --
    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
  80. MOD PARENT UP by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

    Well said. It is possible to lose weight (despite many naysayers), but the journey is not as simple as drawing a line to your destination and following it. It's a hard, hard problem to solve, and it's not surprising that many take years to solve it, or give up in despair.

    --
    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Well you seem to have a better grip on the matter than the others here. I'm afraid they are just toeing the line as presented by the mass media. But even the arch conservative radio personality, Paul Harvey, a great advocate of personal responsibility, recognized the possibility of something as simple an allergic reaction to sugar can (NOT necessarily did) cause tragedies such as the Columbine shootings. Most people, and I would include the ones who responded to my original post, are quick to dismiss the concept of temporary insanity, which is sad, because it does happen. And with all the chemicals in modern foods, anything can happen. Oh well, there's not much that can be said to them if they are not interested in studying the subject a little more closely. I believe I'll have another drink.

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      What?
  81. Re:Do you have any idea what's wrong with you post by dharbee · · Score: 1

    "And your use of "take in" here is highly nonstandard."

    I NEVER SPECIFIED WHAT "TAKE IN" meant, so how can it possibly be "nonstandard" since I never defined it?

    "How does it feel to be a tired old joke?"

    How does it feel to have a total lack of reading comprehension?

  82. No, and no, and WTF is wrong with you? by dharbee · · Score: 1

    It's highly meaningful, as it speaks to a behavioral motives, and behavior is much easier to change than genetics.

    "Everything we humans do we do because we perceive it to be easier than the alternatives."

    Funny, but I don't think going to work, school, doing chores, or exercising to be easier than that alternative. Oh right, it's not.

  83. Why is this news? by Darniaq · · Score: 1

    I thought anyone who's ever owned both has tried this. Heck, I did this a few years ago. It's fine for light-impact walking, but you're much better off taking less time and using it smarter on an elliptical, stair, or an incline treadmill. Of course, since I don't do any of that, maybe I shouldn't talk :)

  84. Re:Do you have any idea what's wrong with you post by Fahrenheit+450 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but this statement alone: "If you take IN more than you USE, you gain weight. If you USE more than you TAKE IN, you lose weight." either indicates that you are specifying the nonstandard usage of "take in", or it highlights that you're an idiot that's ignoring the fact that the body doesn't use all of the caloric content that is "taken in" in the standard sense thus making your statement only half true -- your second part holds under either definition.

    So... would your rather be considered an idiot for not knowing what you wrote, or an idiot for not understanding some of the more basic aspects of the human body?
    You may want to ponder that for a while.

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  85. Eat a salad you fat moron by dharbee · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Eat a salad you fat moron by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Oh, so the answer is "stupid"? Thanks for the clarification.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  86. How fucking stupid are you? by dharbee · · Score: 1

    "If you take IN more than you USE, you gain weight. If you USE more than you TAKE IN, you lose weight." either indicates that you are specifying the nonstandard usage of "take in" or it highlights that you're an idiot that's ignoring the fact that the body doesn't use all of the caloric content that is "taken in" in the standard sense thus making your statement only half true -- your second part holds under either definition."

    HEY MORON, THE AMOUNT "TAKEN IN" DOESN'T CHANGE BASED ON HOW MUCH IS USED BY THE BODY UNDER ANY DEFINITION.

    SO, would you rather shut the fuck up because you can't read worht a fuck, or shut the fuck up because you're too stupid to comprehend that simple fact?

  87. Hit a treadmill you stupid sack of flab by dharbee · · Score: 1

    "Oh, so the answer is "stupid"? Thanks for the clarification."

    Yes, and the question was "How does the entire human race rate Drinkypoo's posts?"

    Now go have a Twinkie you fat loser.

    1. Re:Hit a treadmill you stupid sack of flab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like Drinkypoo is a little sensitive about being a lardass.