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Linux (Car) Crashes At Indy 500

thanksforthecrabs writes to let us know that the Linux-sponsored Indy 500 car had a rough day at the track this weekend: it was the first car to crash on the track and finished dead last. Joost sponsored a car that came in a respectable seventh.

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  1. Of course it crashed.. by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oblig: Of course it crashed because of a bad driver.

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    1. Re:Of course it crashed.. by SilentChris · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bet they tried to drive it wirelessly.

    2. Re:Of course it crashed.. by vmxeo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Turns out the driver crashed due to a race condition, which as most programmers know, should be avoided for the obvious reasons.

    3. Re:Of course it crashed.. by BosstonesOwn · · Score: 5, Funny

      That my friend was a horrible joke.

      In other news the Windows Vista car was slow off the line, but the car looked good and the driver was heard screaming "accept" as the car lurched forward and stopped every time he used the accelerator.

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    4. Re:Of course it crashed.. by toleraen · · Score: 5, Funny

      "You are trying to brake to avoid a deadly accident. Cancel or al..."

      One horrible joke deserves another!

    5. Re:Of course it crashed.. by jd · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe it was also in relation to a problem with a Barrier.

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    6. Re:Of course it crashed.. by mnmn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not a bad driver. Just a closed driver. A driver not having been exposed to enough 'eyeballs'.

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    7. Re:Of course it crashed.. by Eccles · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least the firewall seems to have done its job.

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    8. Re:Of course it crashed.. by plover · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's Vista. ALL the pedals are brake pedals.

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    9. Re:Of course it crashed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually the Windows car only has one accelerator pedal, which you need to press to get to the brakes.

    10. Re:Of course it crashed.. by cafucu · · Score: 5, Funny

      The car was destined to crash...it was caught in a loop...

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    11. Re:Of course it crashed.. by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Funny

      But is not the loop's fault. The driver was inherited from a parent driver. He's got bugs altogether.

  2. The Blue Car of Death by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Moral of the story: Linux doesn't have good uptimes when you run it on unstable hardware.

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    1. Re:The Blue Car of Death by lib3rtarian · · Score: 2, Funny

      if only they hadn't had all those open windows! Someone should have told the driver to restart the engine and close all those windows!

  3. Visual data? by Swizec · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are there any photos or videos available of the crash? I'm all for linux, but seeing Tux splashed all over the road should be an interesting sight.

    1. Re:Visual data? by bl8n8r · · Score: 5, Funny

      looks to me like the SCO car shoved him.

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  4. No... by Zatchmort · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's impossible; everyone knows Linux can't crash. He must have been dual-booting Windows.

  5. The reason was obvious by Billosaur · · Score: 5, Funny

    The penguin couldn't see over the dashboard.

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  6. I blame Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously he couldn't see through his.

  7. Let a bot moderate this one by Sciros · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone here's gonna post some smartass comment about it all so just have a bot go through and give everyone +5 Funny to save time as well as valuable mod points.

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    1. Re:Let a bot moderate this one by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Funny

      So all you're going to see in this thread is, "move along, nothing to see here."

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  8. to paraphrase John Glen by phrostie · · Score: 4, Funny

    we must be gracious and magnaminous and say, damm i hate it when that happens.

    now we know how Bill Gates feels

  9. A driver problem, for sure by Stringer+Bell · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it's hard to find drivers for Linux.

  10. Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Poor driver support as usual.

  11. ouch by nuzak · · Score: 5, Funny

    That reminds me when Sun Microsystems fielded the only yacht to have ever sunk in the Americas Cup. Sun had this tongue-in-cheek orientation video with a "thrill of victory / agony of defeat" section that showed the video clip of their yacht, with the Sun logo prominently emblazoned on the side, going to Davey Jones' Locker.

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    1. Re:ouch by jinxidoru · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's actually Will Turner's Locker now.

  12. Calm down by John.P.Jones · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everyone, try not to Panic!

  13. Yeah but by thewils · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of them...

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    1. Re:Yeah but by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Burnt rubber in a race condition? Uh, no thanks.

  14. Oblig pengion joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A penguin walks into an auto repair shop. "There's oil all over the motor and I have to add oil every day," she says. The mechanic says it will take an hour to check out so the penguin leaves.

    It's a hot day, and not being an African penguin doesn't like the heat and decides to get an ice cream cone to cool off.

    Of course, hot as it is it drips all over her chest. An hour later she goes to check on her car.

    "Looks like you blew a seal," the machanic says.

    "Oh, no," laughs the penguin, "That's just ice cream."

  15. Drinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I blame the WINE.

  16. Who's panicking? by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    People are panicking? Why are they panicking, is something wrong? And why say "TRY not to," is it so bad that panic is almost a certainty? FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT AREN'T YOU TELLING US?

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  17. Aswathama hathaha (kunjarah) by Palmyst · · Score: 3, Funny

    Balmer can now "honestly" say that Linux is the first to crash.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yudhishtira#Drona.27s _death

  18. I guess 2007... by MLS100 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is not the year of Linux on the Racetrack.

    1. Re:I guess 2007... by senatorpjt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, this is the first port of the kernel to the indycar platform, there are bound to be bugs to work out.

  19. Of course it crashed... by Refelian · · Score: 3, Funny

    Considering it didn't have windows.

  20. Not NASCAR by wsanders · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is Grand Prix racing, not a bunch of hicks with tractors from NASCAR. You know, super expensive cars, handsome drivers with fancy European names like "Dario", silken ascots worn under tight-fitting racing uniforms, sponsorships by barely profitable Internet firms . . .
    OMFG! IT'S 1999 AGAIN!

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  21. Not Ready by Imexius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously Linux isn't ready for the race-track ;)

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  22. Not "Will Turner's Locker"... by ClayJar · · Score: 3, Funny

    He took me to his cabin and he told me his secret. 'I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts' he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.' Nobody would surrender (their lives) to Will Turner. ;)
    1. Re:Not "Will Turner's Locker"... by Loligo · · Score: 4, Funny

      >Nobody would surrender (their lives) to Will Turner. ;)

      Perhaps not, but lots of teenage girls would gladly give up their booty to him.

        -l

    2. Re:Not "Will Turner's Locker"... by jinxidoru · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nobody would surrender (their lives) to Will Turner. ;) I surrendered $8 and three hours of my life to him. Oh, what I would give to have it back.
  23. RTFM by Kenshin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, this is what happens when your pit crew scoffs and tells you to "RTFM" when you pull-in for a pit stop.

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  24. I don't get it by Nebu · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not sure I understand exactly what this story is about. Can someone maybe post a car analogy for me?

    1. Re:I don't get it by SeekerDarksteel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine a car driving at towards a ramp with a person standing just beyond it. The car flying over that person's head is like the GPP's post flying over yours.

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  25. More obligatory responses by Captain+Spam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Concatenation of the discussion between my brother and I immediately after we heard about the crash:

    At first, it appeared to be a problem with the IndyCar extensions to X, given the user was able to take it down to a console-based tow truck (it wasn't pretty, but it at least got a controlled shutdown). However, further investigation showed it was definitely a hardware issue, as the system couldn't get back on the Indianapolis Motor Speedway network after a full restart of the engine. Most probable cause was a network collision.

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  26. Dear Driver by dvdinslashdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next time try: /etc/init.d/brakes restart and paste results here. Thanx

  27. Stallman GNU car by kavehmz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just imaginge RMS in a GNU car in the race.
    He will forget the race and heads straight toward reporter's station when one of them calls his car, linux car, by mistake.

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  28. It does not metter WHY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It actually happened! LINUX CRASHED! now we know something that Bill told us long time ago! It IS POSSIBLE ! linux can crash!