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Linux (Car) Crashes At Indy 500

thanksforthecrabs writes to let us know that the Linux-sponsored Indy 500 car had a rough day at the track this weekend: it was the first car to crash on the track and finished dead last. Joost sponsored a car that came in a respectable seventh.

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  1. Of course it crashed.. by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oblig: Of course it crashed because of a bad driver.

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    1. Re:Of course it crashed.. by vmxeo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Turns out the driver crashed due to a race condition, which as most programmers know, should be avoided for the obvious reasons.

    2. Re:Of course it crashed.. by BosstonesOwn · · Score: 5, Funny

      That my friend was a horrible joke.

      In other news the Windows Vista car was slow off the line, but the car looked good and the driver was heard screaming "accept" as the car lurched forward and stopped every time he used the accelerator.

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    3. Re:Of course it crashed.. by toleraen · · Score: 5, Funny

      "You are trying to brake to avoid a deadly accident. Cancel or al..."

      One horrible joke deserves another!

    4. Re:Of course it crashed.. by jd · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe it was also in relation to a problem with a Barrier.

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    5. Re:Of course it crashed.. by Eccles · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least the firewall seems to have done its job.

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    6. Re:Of course it crashed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually the Windows car only has one accelerator pedal, which you need to press to get to the brakes.

    7. Re:Of course it crashed.. by cafucu · · Score: 5, Funny

      The car was destined to crash...it was caught in a loop...

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    8. Re:Of course it crashed.. by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Funny

      But is not the loop's fault. The driver was inherited from a parent driver. He's got bugs altogether.

  2. The Blue Car of Death by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Moral of the story: Linux doesn't have good uptimes when you run it on unstable hardware.

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  3. Visual data? by Swizec · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are there any photos or videos available of the crash? I'm all for linux, but seeing Tux splashed all over the road should be an interesting sight.

    1. Re:Visual data? by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 5, Informative
    2. Re:Visual data? by bl8n8r · · Score: 5, Funny

      looks to me like the SCO car shoved him.

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  4. The reason was obvious by Billosaur · · Score: 5, Funny

    The penguin couldn't see over the dashboard.

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  5. I blame Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously he couldn't see through his.

  6. Let a bot moderate this one by Sciros · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone here's gonna post some smartass comment about it all so just have a bot go through and give everyone +5 Funny to save time as well as valuable mod points.

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  7. to paraphrase John Glen by phrostie · · Score: 4, Funny

    we must be gracious and magnaminous and say, damm i hate it when that happens.

    now we know how Bill Gates feels

  8. A driver problem, for sure by Stringer+Bell · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it's hard to find drivers for Linux.

  9. Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Poor driver support as usual.

  10. ouch by nuzak · · Score: 5, Funny

    That reminds me when Sun Microsystems fielded the only yacht to have ever sunk in the Americas Cup. Sun had this tongue-in-cheek orientation video with a "thrill of victory / agony of defeat" section that showed the video clip of their yacht, with the Sun logo prominently emblazoned on the side, going to Davey Jones' Locker.

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    1. Re:ouch by jinxidoru · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's actually Will Turner's Locker now.

  11. Yeah but by thewils · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of them...

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  12. Oblig pengion joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A penguin walks into an auto repair shop. "There's oil all over the motor and I have to add oil every day," she says. The mechanic says it will take an hour to check out so the penguin leaves.

    It's a hot day, and not being an African penguin doesn't like the heat and decides to get an ice cream cone to cool off.

    Of course, hot as it is it drips all over her chest. An hour later she goes to check on her car.

    "Looks like you blew a seal," the machanic says.

    "Oh, no," laughs the penguin, "That's just ice cream."

  13. Drinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I blame the WINE.

  14. Who's panicking? by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    People are panicking? Why are they panicking, is something wrong? And why say "TRY not to," is it so bad that panic is almost a certainty? FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT AREN'T YOU TELLING US?

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  15. I guess 2007... by MLS100 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is not the year of Linux on the Racetrack.

  16. Re:Good Publicity by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wouldn't have even heard about this if the car didn't crash!!

    There was a slashdot story about it, so you have no reason to complain HERE about not knowing about it.

    Actually, there almost wasn't a story here; out of about twenty or twenty-five submissions that I saw cross the firehose on various days, only one was not written by a complete fucking idiot.

    Some had the URL only in the submitter's name. Some had no links; some of those had the URL in the text, and some didn't. Most of the rest had stupid pithy comments about linux. Some of them had people whining about how it hadn't appeared on the front page yet.

    This is the standard state of affairs. It turns out that slashdot isn't actually a more intelligent group than any other bunch of people who like computers and have web access; probably 90-95% of the story submissions suffer from the same problems. There would be a lot more stories on the slashdot front page if the majority of people who submit them weren't dumbfucks. The sad thing is that a lot of the submitted stories are quite interesting, but a leet-speaking myspacecase would do a better job with the submission. At least kids know how to make links in HTML.

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  17. Not NASCAR by wsanders · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is Grand Prix racing, not a bunch of hicks with tractors from NASCAR. You know, super expensive cars, handsome drivers with fancy European names like "Dario", silken ascots worn under tight-fitting racing uniforms, sponsorships by barely profitable Internet firms . . .
    OMFG! IT'S 1999 AGAIN!

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  18. Not Ready by Imexius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously Linux isn't ready for the race-track ;)

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  19. Re:Good Publicity by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the standard state of affairs. It turns out that slashdot isn't actually a more intelligent group than any other bunch of people who like computers and have web access; probably 90-95% of the story submissions suffer from the same problems. There would be a lot more stories on the slashdot front page if the majority of people who submit them weren't dumbfucks. The sad thing is that a lot of the submitted stories are quite interesting, but a leet-speaking myspacecase would do a better job with the submission. At least kids know how to make links in HTML.


    Sadly, yes. I have been spending quite some time in the firehose myself, and it is pretty terrible. IMHO, the firehose needs some additional options besides just a thumbs up/thumbs down.

    This submission should be on the front page.
    This submission is terrible but the subject should be posted on the front page.
    The subject is terrible.
    The linked-to article is obviously stupid/hoax/idiotic, but merits some discussion anyway.
    This submission is on the same subject as (identify another submission)

    This way, the editors could see, "Hey, this block of 20 submissions were all identified by firehosers as being of the same subject, and the subject is considered important, I'll look at a few of the submissions and cobble together something."
  20. RTFM by Kenshin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, this is what happens when your pit crew scoffs and tells you to "RTFM" when you pull-in for a pit stop.

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  21. I don't get it by Nebu · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not sure I understand exactly what this story is about. Can someone maybe post a car analogy for me?

    1. Re:I don't get it by SeekerDarksteel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine a car driving at towards a ramp with a person standing just beyond it. The car flying over that person's head is like the GPP's post flying over yours.

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  22. Re:No... by Splab · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well crashing the car did give them maximum exposure imo. I mean, instant youtube, going to flash around all the usual linky sites and even got a short mention on the channels showing it - more exposure than anything ending under top 10 (and not crashing) I think.

  23. Re:Not "Will Turner's Locker"... by Loligo · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Nobody would surrender (their lives) to Will Turner. ;)

    Perhaps not, but lots of teenage girls would gladly give up their booty to him.

      -l

  24. Dear Driver by dvdinslashdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next time try: /etc/init.d/brakes restart and paste results here. Thanx