Touch Sensitive Paper With Built-In Speakers
The Bongo King writes "There have been several stories about digital paper discussed here on the site recently, but an offering from Swedish research scientists has a new twist. They have made a prototype billboard of interactive paper with built-in flat loudspeakers apparently also made of paper. 'Touch sensors are made using a fine pattern of conductive lines in which the current flow is altered when a hand touches it. Laptop computer touchpads use the same principle. Speakers are made by printing electromagnets out of conductive ink and stretching the paper over a cavity like a speaker cone behind the billboard. The electromagnets vibrate in response to a current, creating a sound.'"
Can't wait for the day when I can write "/." and the paper screams, "Hey, dork, you spelled 'Slashdot' wrong."
5 years from now you will walk down the isle in a grocery store and every box will be animating and screaming buy me like the cereal box in Minority Report.
Paper is now banned in schools, as the repeat playing of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" caused much ruckus.
Making a tweeting bird that moves it's eyes and responds to you touching it and all from a single digital paper.
If you mod this up, your slashdot background will turn into a beautiful sunset!
I think we probably need new laws against noise pollution fast. I really don't look forward to billboards speaking to me.
once advertisers get a hold of this material, and they start showing up all over the place with irritating ads that scream at you, will either be the day I commence a campaign of BRUTAL city-wide vandalism, or I give up and move into the woods.
How do we make this work with porn magazines?
You know it's gonna happen...
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
If you have to have a battery attached to the paper, you might as well make it cylindrical, so you can roll the e-paper up. (Folding will probably not be so friendly to it.)
The return of the scroll!
If you thought over packaging was bad now. Imagine a cereal box with 1/4 of it reserve for the battery that powers the digital paper display and 1/4 reserved for the speaker. The remaining 1/2 will be food facimille made of phosoric acid, aspertame, Hydrogenated vegetable oil, and recycled newspaper print.
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
The RIAA is already planning their next major lawsuit against the paper industry,...
So a good novelty item might be disposable electronic talking paper. Maybe it can give feedback as it's being, um, used. "no, you missed a spot."
...will scan your fingerprints, and if you aren't cleared for the document, the paper can start singing "you can't touch this!"
Speakers are made by printing electromagnets out of conductive ink and stretching the paper over a cavity like a speaker cone behind the billboard. The electromagnets vibrate in response to a current, creating a sound.'"
Sounds like a lot of current and associated structure to get this to work.
Why not just use plastic piezoelectric benders? Then the paper will talk even when being held in free air.
(Or hasn't the patent on that expired yet?)
Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
Those attending the demonstration of sound-making-paper technology reported 1. it indeed worked. 2. it sounded like rustling paper.
...to silence all the animated, noisy ads this invention will inevitably lead to.