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If you still have your copy sitting unwatched on your Tivo, I'd suggest that you stop reading before you are spoiled. The show is done at last and apparently fans are freaking out over the bizarre ending. At my house, we thought at first that the DVR crashed until the credits appeared in silence. Personally I thought that a show known for such excess tried to take an artful bow: It didn't work for me, but I get it at least. Anyway, I had a number of Sopranos submissions this morning and figured I'd just post this comment to give people who were interested in discussing the end of the show a nice place to discuss before they cancel their HBO.

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  1. He's dead, Jim by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's dead, Jim.

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    1. Re:He's dead, Jim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Who is Jim?

      Don't worry about it. It's just some obscure reference to a short-lived TV show from the 60s.

    2. Re:He's dead, Jim by taniwha · · Score: 4, Funny

      The full quote is "he's dead Jim, you get his phaser, I'll get his wallet"

    3. Re:He's dead, Jim by Provocateur · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wasn't it:

      He's dead, Jim. Leave the gun. Take the canoli.

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    4. Re:He's dead, Jim by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...or they could have canceled it and instead shown a Terrance and Phillip special!

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  2. So it ended... by ellem · · Score: 4, Funny

    and I canceled HBO.

    Not just because the ending sucked but because there's nothing else I watch on those channels.

    But that episode really sucked. I get it, "You won't know it's coming. Everything will just go black."

    I don't care.

    Besides I really wanted to see Meadow and AJ beheaded. There I said it. I can't take it back. It's out there.

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    1. Re:So it ended... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The removed all the thetans from their bodies and reached OT 3. This angered the church of bad SciFi who sued them off the air.

    2. Re:So it ended... by ellem · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm an American Goddammit! I demand to be TOLD things.

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    3. Re:So it ended... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Thanks for walking us through your thought process there, ace. Here all this time I was paying all this money for something I never used. You make an excellent point though, "IF I don't want something, don't pay for it!" Brilliant!

  3. Hey, this is like theold days... by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back when Slashdot was just a "stuff that Taco thinks is cool" site. I miss those days.

    1. Re:Hey, this is like theold days... by flacco · · Score: 5, Funny
      Back when Slashdot was just a "stuff that Taco thinks is cool" site. I miss those days.

      what is this place? what is 'slashdot'? i searched google for "stuff that taco" and ended up here.

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  4. Re:mmhm... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    he either got shot.. or didn't get shot.

    If Schrödinger wrote the script, all you had to do is open your TiVo box to know.

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  5. Re:Soprano's and tech? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just clicked to reply, not to read

    In which case you're absolutely at the right site.

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  6. Sounds like.... by Torqued · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like they got the Seinfeld writers to come out of retirement to do the series finale episode.

    1. Re:Sounds like.... by mrzaph0d · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jerry: It's a finale about nothing.
      Tony: Nothing?
      George: Nothing.
      Tony: WTF do you mean about nothing?
      George: What'd you do this evening?
      Tony: Well, I had a meeting with some guys, then I went to dinner with my family.
      George: There, that's a finale.
      Tony: How is that a fuckin' finale?
      Jerry: Well, uh, maybe something happens on the way to dinner..
      George: No, no, no. Nothing happens.
      Jerry: Well, something happens.
      Tony: Get the fuck outta here!

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  7. Big Pussy and the Zombie Mafia by TheFlyingWonka · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, I came up with a rather nice ending about a year ago that involved Big Pussy coming back from the dead as zombie and using voodoo to take over Tony's crew, then going to war with Phil and then the rest of the Five Families. I even wrote a theme song (to the tune of the Three's Company theme song)...such a pity they didn't use it. Now that would've been a great setup for a spinoff. People like the mafia, they like zombie flicks...how could it fail?

  8. Re:spoiler alert! spoiler alert! by robbkidd · · Score: 2, Funny

    This mental patient wakes up and we realize the whole series was just a dream. Just so long as the mental patient doesn't get up from bed and find Bobby in the shower.
  9. Re:He's dead by Jonny_eh · · Score: 3, Funny

    He might also have not been shot. I just had to point that out.

  10. Re:The music says it all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm pretty sure the thugs in the diner weren't there to fulfill a contract on Tony, but only to get a bite to eat. It was only when Tony chose to play that execrable Journey song on the jukebox that they decided to shoot Tony. Anyone who likes that Journey crap deserves to be whacked.

  11. Catching up - Season 6 by tedgyz · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm on Season 6, Episode 7. Thank you Netflix. This season is great and I can't wait to see Season 7 - it is getting hard to dodge the spoilers.

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    1. Re:Catching up - Season 6 by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

      it is getting hard to dodge the spoilers.

      I hope you weren't a fan of The Lone Gunmen.

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  12. Re:mmhm... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny

    It completely sucked. It left you with thinking "he either got shot.. or didn't get shot."

    Try being a Blakes 7 fan. Meh.
  13. Re:mmhm... by been42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Schrödinger wrote the script, all you had to do is open your TiVo box to know.

    Thanks for the suggestion!


    (Spoilers below):


    Tony makes a loud buzzing noise and catches fire. My house burns down. Damn, an interactive show finale! Great job, HBO!

  14. Re: HBO giving the finger to the Tivo generation.. by mrzaph0d · · Score: 3, Funny

    In that case, I'm waiting for the "Mega-happy" ending and then the "Scooby-Doo" ending.

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  15. Re:Never watched it by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your parents must be proud.

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  16. Whaddya know by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If you still have your copy sitting unwatched on your Tivo, I'd suggest that you stop reading before you are spoiled..."

    I'd just like to thank those involved for learning a lesson over the Lone Gunmen fiasco.

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  17. Meadow Shot Tony by Ikcor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or, the family did a bunch of gross stuff to each other and Tony says "The Aristocrats!"

  18. Re:mmhm... by lostguru · · Score: 5, Funny

    shroedinger was a famous veterinarian who liked to put cats in boxes with a vial of poison and a radioactive isotope. then if the isotope decayed the vial burst and the cat died. of course you couldn't tell if the cat was dead or not until you opened the box, but that spoiled the fun. so to please the humane society he decided that the cat was both dead and alive while in the box, thus proving the idiocy of humane societies.


    some say he was a physicist but he was really a veterinarian who had been attacked by a cat during his childhood

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  19. Re:mmhm... by Rakarra · · Score: 2, Funny
    Or maybe tradegy is just the hack writer's easiest way to make his story seem more profound than it actually is, because people think the way you do?

    It certainly worked that way for The Departed.

    "Hmm, curious, I wonder how they'll resolve this loose end, it could end up being trouble for---oh... I see, everyone is conveniently killed."

  20. I feel... by christurkel · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out, "The fuck?"

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  21. Agree: The viewer was wacked by leftie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pauley: "Some guy's been watchin' every ting we been doing for years. I took care of it."

  22. Religious bigotry is now "funny"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When Scientologists are bashed for abusing the legal system, that's OK.
    When Scientologists are bashed for breaking the law or harassing people, that's OK.
    But just mocking their belief system? How is that defensible?

    OK, they believe in thetans and attempt to audit them out. So? Why am I supposed to laugh at that when the supermajority of the world believes similarly barmy nonsense?