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Bill to Bring A La Carte, Indecency Regs to Cable

An anonymous reader writes "A bill introduced this week would force cable operators to offer à la carte cable and so-called family-tiers of service. Those opting for à la carte programming would get refunds on their cable bill, but the legislation would also extend broadcast indecency standards to cable and satellite TV for the first time: 'In accordance with the indecency and profanity policies and standards applied by the [FCC] to broadcasters, as such policies and standards are modified from time to time, not transmit any material that is indecent or profane on any channel in the expanded basic tier of such distributor except between 10pm and 6am.' As Ars points out, 'With the parental controls built into every television set, set-top box, and DVR being sold these days, the need for such legislation seems questionable at best. Unlike broadcast television, which is available to anyone with a TV and an antenna, people subscribe to and pay for cable/satellite.'"

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  1. Will we really save money? by eharvill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or simply lose a lot of cool ("indy") channels that don't get enough sponsorship to survive on their own?

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    1. Re:Will we really save money? by MobileDude · · Score: 4, Funny

      errr, perhaps they're not that ^cool^ if they can survive on their own?

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    2. Re:Will we really save money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not both? And is that such a bad thing?

    3. Re:Will we really save money? by eharvill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, b/c as *everyone* knows, popular and highly rates shows *must* be good.

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    4. Re:Will we really save money? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That bothers me too. I support a la carte cable. I had my cable cancelled a few months back becasue I was paying $80 to get 60+ channels (&HD) and really only watched about 8 channels.

      But with a la carte cable might feel they have to go the way of network TV and try to appeal to the Lowest Common Denominator instead of their niche audience. Which would destroy the entire reason cable is worth having in the first place...

      Plus the whole decency thing is just stupid.

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    5. Re:Will we really save money? by guaigean · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But if they can't sustain themselves, why would you continue paying to produce it? Unless you're doing non-profit, why would you support a company policy that said "Hey, we're just gonna spend a lot of money and go further in debt, just in order to make 0.5% of the population happy." Seriously, not all indy is good either. If something is valued by people, then it should bring in more support than it requires to produce. If it isn't, unless you had money to blow, why would you keep it going?

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    6. Re:Will we really save money? by badasscat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But if they can't sustain themselves, why would you continue paying to produce it?

      I understand your point, but it's not really a valid one. If it was, not only would you only ever hear Britney Spears on the radio, it's all you *could* ever hear *anywhere*.

      The problem is a lot of stuff starts out "indie" that becomes mainstream later. Almost by definition, most experiments fail. The ones that succeed, though, are the ones that drive the mainstream forward. So a lot of money must be lost in order for money to be gained over the long term. How do you think bands like Coldplay and U2 were initially financed? They didn't pay for themselves at first; they were financed by people like Madonna and Kylie Minogue. Same goes for TV talent. You've gotta run before you can walk.

      With a-la carte pricing, I guarantee channels like IFC and Sundance Channel will die. You may not watch those channels, so you personally may not care. But is the point of a-la carte pricing to bring us less choice? Is that the goal we should be working towards?

    7. Re:Will we really save money? by badasscat · · Score: 1

      You've gotta run before you can walk.

      Er, uh, yeah... and vice versa.

      Hopefully you know what I meant.

    8. Re:Will we really save money? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the grandparent poster talking abou "cool" stuff, not "successful" stuff? Usually the coolest things aren't popular or successful.

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    9. Re:Will we really save money? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Or simply lose a lot of cool ("indy") channels that don't get enough sponsorship to survive on their own?"

      You mean like ESPN? Sorry, Disney, there just aren't that many rabid sports fans out there. And be sure to tell Viacom that they may have some problems keeping "M"TV afloat as well while you're heading out the door.

      I look at my basic cable lineup here in brighthouse country, and I just don't see anything that counts as "independent" other than the local 24-hour news channel. All the "small" channels I'm seeing are simply chaffe that content providers bundle with channels that are in demand in the name of extorting more money out of cable providers and, ultimately, subscribers. This kind of bullshit is why people have been clamoring for a la carte cable for years (though I personally don't believe it's worth the price of additional censorship).

      This argument you bring up, a favorite one used by large conglomerates trying to suggest that forcing useless channels upon us is the price we need to pay to keep "independent" broadcasting alive has no merit when there are no such independent cable channels to be found. CBS, Disney, News, Time-Warner, Viacom, GE... the only independent channels I find are independent broadcasters in my area.

    10. Re:Will we really save money? by daeg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, I think the opposite may be true. Currently, it is difficult to target a niche audience because you, as a television channel, have to convince broadcasters to add your content to their lineup. It is a risky venture for cable companies. They don't know if their viewers really want the content.

      With a la carte, cable companies have little to risk about adding a channel since they can pay for what their customers use. N subscribers makes them pay $N for the channel.

      Channels will have to continually produce content for their viewers, too, or customers will sign up for the months when new content is on and cancel afterward, much like many people do with HBO/Shotime/etc. Of course, this can also bring in a new market sector of channels: those that are only on air for a few months out of the year, reducing operating costs and having a very strong profit for the few months they are on air showing good content.

      I don't, however, like this getting tied in with even more indecency laws. Laws and indecency have nothing to do with one another, even for broadcasters. If we allowed anything on air and current statiosn suddenly went apeshit and started swearing about the mother fucking fire on main street that caused the anchor to be late for mother fucking work while blaming it on those shithead firemen a new market sector would instantly appear: the moderated, tame, channels. Especially if we had a la carte.

    11. Re:Will we really save money? by ceejayoz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But is the point of a-la carte pricing to bring us less choice?

      What about the choice not to pay for channels we don't watch?

    12. Re:Will we really save money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know about that. I know ESPN (fuck them for making MNF almost unwatchable, I'd subscribe to a channel showing the taliban setting thier children on fire.) and Disney would suffer, Sundance and IFC have programming I actually watch. I pay extra for the encore package, and showtime, and nfl network as it is. nickelodeon, disney, a bunch of related crap, spanish only channels, religious shit up the ass, the mtvs, country anything, chick channels, bet, all shit i pay for and don't use. I'm taking it in the ass from family values programming. Now i'm aware religious programming probably lowers my cable bill given than they're probably paying the cable company to carry them. I'd get rid of dozens of channels, paying specifically for Sundance, IFC, an anime network or whatever, wouldn't be a big deal in the wake of the largess.

    13. Re:Will we really save money? by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Insightful


      With a-la carte pricing, I guarantee channels like IFC and Sundance Channel will die. You may not watch those channels, so you personally may not care. But is the point of a-la carte pricing to bring us less choice? Is that the goal we should be working towards?


      I don't know about you, but around these parts I pay for 80+ channels and watch 2 of them. Maybe. About 1/3 are foriegn language stations. Another 1/5 are sports related, then you have the MTV channels. There are about 5 selling/auction channels. The rest are made up of gardening/home channels and the basics. I don't really want to pay for any of those, and have a moral problem supporting some of them ( MTV ).

      I'd be OK with less choices; If it ended up with me not having anything to watch on TV, I'd be ok with that. It's just not that important.

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    14. Re:Will we really save money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We would save money if we impeach bush!

    15. Re:Will we really save money? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Will we really save money? Or simply lose a lot of cool ("indy") channels that don't get enough sponsorship to survive on their own?

      If anything, ala carte will make indy cable channels possible (for the first time)... If a niche audience finds a channel good, they will be willing to pay a higher monthly fee to support it, where advertisers won't, and demand is low enough that cable operators wouldn't otherwise care about that niche enough to raise everyone's monthly bill by a few dollars.

      If niche channels are watched by a tiny portion of subscribers, and can't convince those people to pay more for them, why should they survive? If the channel doesn't work out, start selling DVDs...

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    16. Re:Will we really save money? by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

      While I'm not 100% up on the technical details of how cable works, I'm curious how much bandwidth ( if any )
      would be freed up by removing 90% of the channels that no one watches anyway. If it does, in fact, free up
      some bandwidth, it becomes an easier ( and cheaper ) path for the Cable Companies to provide more High Definition
      content. Though, if it passes and all we can watch is Elmo in High Def, then I'll take a pass on the whole plan
      thanks. . . .

      As it stands today, they have to figure out how to increase the bandwidth pipe to offer what is going to be
      a bandwidth heavy future.

      Now, for the FCC part of this ? Screw them. If anything needs to be cleaned up, it's their perception that we
      need government oversight to protect us from ( gasp ) skin on television. It's perfectly ok for the news to show
      combat footage from ( insert the current war here ) to the fragile little minds of the children, ( screw them too
      while we're at it ) but whip out a boob during the Super Bowl and folks lose their damn minds. . . . .

    17. Re:Will we really save money? by destiny71 · · Score: 5, Informative

      You don't necessarily pay for those channels. They are bundled by the studio/broadcaster that owns them into one purchase. The more channels a studio has, the more advertisements they can sell.

      Think of Nickelodeon or Disney. They have their main channels. They pay money to either get, or produce shows for those main channels. Does Nicktoons, and ToonDisney pay that same money again to rerun them? No, but the studio does get another channel to sell advertisement slots on. The more impressions, the more money they bring in.

      So, we go a-la-carte, no one buys Nicktoons, because they want all the programming, not just the cartoons, on Nickelodeon. No one watches Nicktoons, advertisers won't buy slots on Nicktoons, soon, it goes away. The extra revenue generated by another channel that really didn't have much expense is lost. Nickelodeon now costs more to recoup those loses in order to cover their production costs.

      TV Viewers need to understand, it's not the cable company that's forcing them to get every channel offered under one package. Whoever owns a particular channel requires the cable provider to bundle them all together, and asks for a specific amount per viewer for all of the channels together.
      If they are forced to allow cable providers to offer them individually, each channel you want will end up costing more overall than if you just got then entire bundle to begin with.

    18. Re:Will we really save money? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but around these parts I pay for 80+ channels and watch 2 of them. Maybe. About 1/3 are foriegn language stations. Another 1/5 are sports related, How do you watch 2/3rds and 2/5ths of a channel?
      Is this some sort of new picture-in-picture function?
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    19. Re:Will we really save money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, it means that 33%-60% of the screen is covered by goddamned "bugs" or popups advertising other shows.

    20. Re:Will we really save money? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think the opposite may be true. That is usually the case with public statements from cable companies.
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    21. Re:Will we really save money? by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

      Hey, as long as I don't have to pay for the ~$10/mo of ESPN bullshit I never watch (ESPN is terrible at forcing content providers to carry more of their channels by putting major games on obscure variations, like ESPN-U), I'll be happy.

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    22. Re:Will we really save money? by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What about the choice not to pay for channels we don't watch?

      I agree. Although I'm not nearly as concerned with this as I am with the "indecency" regulation; censorship isn't a good idea under any circumstances, it is distressing to see it creep further into the realm of acceptability. It is also distressing to see how little commentary has been made here with regard to it, at least thus far. I don't want a small group of people regulating what everyone else can see. If people don't like something, they can turn it off, change the channel, or simply stop watching entirely. There's no reason the rest of us have to wear blinders and earplugs.

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    23. Re:Will we really save money? by Pearson · · Score: 1

      This has already been solved by other media. You advertise the fringe channels on the other channels you own that have an audience. Clear Channel does that on a lot of local radio stations. With cable, you'd have to offer free trials to get people hooked on your content as well.

      I refuse to pay for channels I won't use, who's content I'm not interested in. If this goes through, I'll finally be able to enjoy the few extra channels I've been missing.

      Of course then I'd have to tear myself away from my beloved computer...

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    24. Re:Will we really save money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Laws and indecency have nothing to do with one another
      Depends on your point of view, I find that large quantities of the existing laws are indecent, in fact just the sheer number of them is indecent. A severe reduction of the laws in effect would be a tasteful move. Of course when it comes to public morality the definition changes and unfortunately people are more concerned with their perceived correctness then the reality of their own morals. Christians pushing their morality off on others should be reminded that there was nothing wrong with nudity till Eve fell for that line from the serpent. Why should they play the role of the serpent for others? I have no doubt that similar arguements could easily be pointed out to other variations of the holier then thou packs of the world, after a little research into their basis for such "morals".

      Indency laws and regulations might be read as variations to the old addage "your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins". Of course the various possibilities of finishing "your right to swing your nude tits ends where ___________" could have some amusing fill ins. Words are another matter as well, they vary in meaning greatly around the country and around the world and can depend a lot on inflection as well as who speaks them and who hears them. An American hearing that an Aussie or a Brit is "pissed" would assume he was very mad about something when he is probably just inebriated. The word "yankee" varies greatly in perception around the world too and in the United States. Old saying in Texas: "Three things that scare a Texan the most in order from least to worst; a black man with a gun, a Mexican with a knife, a yankee headed south with a U-Haul trailer."

      Note to parent: I know I am just taking a few of your words out of context to respond to, but I couldn't resist. IMO, any discussion of indency is going to end up with out of context remarks.

      Nudist colonist: Officer, that is the person I called about behaving indecently.

      Police officer: But they are the only one here with their clothes on.

      Nudist colonist: Yes, here that is indecent behaviour.
    25. Re:Will we really save money? by 8-bitDesigner · · Score: 1

      Quality programming is difficult to supply when your company is continually buffeted by the changing mass opinion. This goes especially for news channels where there's more money to be made by pandering to a specific audience than just reporting the damned news.

      Personally I've always quite liked the way the BBC operates. While you can get satellite and now cable, in the UK, the 4 main BBC channels have, for the most part, been funded by the TV tax.

      For each TV set you own, you pay a yearly TV tax, and a portion of that tax money is set aside for the BBC. As they don't have to pander for advertising dollars, the result is a polished, quality programming, and independent news coverage.

      While this doesn't necessarily apply to cable in this country, it's a similar model that allows for greater creativity since each individual show/channel doesn't need to be marketable. Since the price of failure in a packet medium like TV can be crushing, this is a crucial way to new and interesting shows to develop.

    26. Re:Will we really save money? by Nullav · · Score: 1

      With cable, you'd have to offer free trials to get people hooked on your content as well.
      That's actually a rather interesting idea. With all of the people subscribing to digital cable and satellite services right now, it really shouldn't be to difficult to allow people to do that.
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    27. Re:Will we really save money? by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      Ditto for the "indecency" reservations. Who decides what is "Indecent"?

      "Indecent" has a different meaning for practically every individual. If we were to go about defining indecency in an honest and democratic way in a way applicable to a whole group (let's say, oh, the entire U.S.), we would have to sound out what "a majority of people find indecent" and draw the lines somewhere around there.

      Yet those who decide what is "indecent" 'for us' (groups such as the MPAA) rarely follow the above process, rarely represent a cross-section of us everyday working joes (who have no time to deal with the above process), and as an empowered group open themselves to targeted meddling by those who DO have the capital and time for shenanigans aimed to manipulate the working majority to their own ends - lobbyists and the religious right for example - so I would mistrust ANY "indecency-deciding" body whose member list is not open to the democratic process, and even less if that body has the right to draw up laws.

      I hear now arguments for 'protecting' those "young minds" out there - yes, a proper education is important, but only parents should be responsible for what their children see at home, and make their own rules and blocking ("à la carte 'indecency list', anyone?). I see problems in "over-sheltering", as it makes mystery out of all the often quite banal words or acts deemed offensive (by others), and can create an ignorance that can be exploited by not-so-well-intentioned parties (such as lobbyists and the religious right). Anything outside of the home should be subject to (the above) democratic process.

      "A la carte" should actually eliminate the "need" (careful defining that word too) for an "indecency-deciding" body, and will open cable to the "level playing field" laws of commerce - if the public finds a certain content to be bad or offensive (*cough* - 'indecent'), then no-one will order it and the show won't survive. The à la carte system can actually be compared to ... the www as it is today. If it's free and I find it offensive, I won't look at it - but if I have to pay for it, even less.

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    28. Re:Will we really save money? by wish · · Score: 2, Informative

      The TV license is per household not per television.

    29. Re:Will we really save money? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      While I'm not 100% up on the technical details of how cable works, I'm curious how much bandwidth ( if any ) would be freed up by removing 90% of the channels that no one watches anyway. That could be done now, if cable were slightly re-organised. At the moment, cable is basically used to broadcast TV signals down. With digital cable, it's fairly easy to get the set top box to request the channels when they're being watched. My cable company generally keeps under about 50 households on a segment (the last hop, basically a bus network), and so it would be possible for them to save some of this last-mile bandwidth by only streaming the channels when someone was watching them. You could take this further up the tree, and only send the channels that someone is watching to the segments where people are watching them, and free up a bit more bandwidth, although you couldn't use it for anything that would suffer from sudden bandwidth drop-outs, since someone turning on a TV would immediately need to reclaim the bandwidth.

      I don't know if any cable companies do this yet, but I'd imagine they will soon. Once that infrastructure is in place, then it becomes much easier to offer VoD (because channels are just resources, rather than frequency domains), and then, finally, we can let broadcast television die the death it deserves.

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    30. Re:Will we really save money? by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With a-la carte pricing, I guarantee channels like IFC and Sundance Channel will die.

      Dear lord, if channels have such poor viewership that they cannot survive without being tied to some bundle then let them die. Just because the channel is not mainstream does not mean it's some artistic endeavor worth saving.

      You may not watch those channels, so you personally may not care.

      That's right, I don't watch them and I don't care.

      But is the point of a-la carte pricing to bring us less choice? Is that the goal we should be working towards?

      What goal? Since when did all cable subscribers start working towards a goal? My goal is to pay for what I watch, and only what I watch. In the past, when I had cable before I got sick of all the retarded bundling, I was paying for 125 channels + 4 digital packages just to watch the six stations I really want. I don't really know what you are talking about when you mean "choice", but forcing me to get all those channels is not much of a choice. In fact I made the choice to cancel my cable over a year ago.

    31. Re:Will we really save money? by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      Just to present an opposing side of he argument ilustrated with an example from my life: I live with 2 rooommates and we are all college students in a major metropolitan area. We have 3 television sets (all donated to us), but we do not have cable. "Why?" you ask. Cable is $50/month, internet varies in price, but the best/most expensive is $45/month. We have long said that we would reduce the quality of our internet in order to get a few select cable channels (comedy central, GSN, discovery, fox (which we curently get broadcast, but it sucks) ). So, channels that we enjoy are not receiving income from us because of the overhead cost that the cable company is mandating (that we pay for close to 200 channels that we don't want).

    32. Re:Will we really save money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... you are obviously confused. The OP is stating that 1/5 of his total channels available are sports, 1/3 foreign language..................

      If you were attempting humor, sorry but you failed :)

    33. Re:Will we really save money? by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

      The thing is, they CURRENTLY DO survive. However, if they are driven out by arbitrary legislation, that's not a good thing.

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    34. Re:Will we really save money? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      It also seems like the a la carte (which I would LOVE and is the only way I would actually pay for cable) should make the indecency stuff less necessary. If a parent can now not only use parental controls to block content, but also not even receive channels that regularly show things they don't like, then why on earth should those channels have more regulations on what they can show? Other than parental laziness, which seem to be a frighteningly strong motivator in law today.

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    35. Re:Will we really save money? by mikael · · Score: 1

      If people don't like something, they can turn it off, change the channel, or simply stop watching entirely. There's no reason the rest of us have to wear blinders and earplugs.

      Or they can cancel their entire cable/satellite subscription if they are really fed up. 50,000 Telewest/NTL subscribers cancelled their subscription when Sky News and Sky One were pulled from the UK cable network after the network became rebranded Virgin.

      Being able to subscribe to channels individually seems to be the best choice.

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    36. Re:Will we really save money? by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      Think of Nickelodeon or Disney. They have their main channels. They pay money to either get, or produce shows for those main channels. Does Nicktoons, and ToonDisney pay that same money again to rerun them? No, but the studio does get another channel to sell advertisement slots on. The more impressions, the more money they bring in.
      So you're saying that this will make people watch less television? Having two channels instead of one isn't going to help when each viewer can only watch one channel at a time anyway. And so, if both nickelodeon and Disney looses their extra channel, nobody lost, and nobody won (Unless people start watching less television)
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    37. Re:Will we really save money? by vic-traill · · Score: 1

      You advertise the fringe channels on the other channels you own that have an audience..Clear Channel does that on a lot of local radio stations.

      Yeah, and that's worked so well to preserve diversity in radio.

      Okay, I know it's a smarmy comment, but I just don't get why so many people are afraid of financing shit that lays outside the mainstream - it's where interesting and substantial evolution occurs. Okay, you may not watch those channels now, but sooner or later something interesting will occur there that *drives* change in the mainstream.

      Think of it as placing a little cultural bet on weird odds - it doesn't cost much, but they'll be a big pay-off somewhere along the line.

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    38. Re:Will we really save money? by 8-bitDesigner · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks for the clarification. It's been a long time since I lived in the UK ;)

    39. Re:Will we really save money? by kb7oeb · · Score: 1

      I can't get Sundance unless I buy Showtime as it is. The point of a-la carte is to not pay for what you don't want. How about the majority of subscribers who pay large fees for ESPN but never watch it?

    40. Re:Will we really save money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With my current $14 base package, I get 80 channels, 77 of which I don't want, but I have to pay $50 more to get two channels I very much want (Sundance and IFC in fact).

  2. Accepting unlimited govt to get things you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gets you unlimited govt in areas where you would prefer it not to be.

    How a subscription channel can be a public airway is beyond me, but with infinite commerce clauses and pick and choose federalism, congress can pretty much do whatever it wants.

    1. Re:Accepting unlimited govt to get things you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The beauty of this is, is all of the FCC decency standards may be struck down as a consequence. Not only because of the channel subscriber argument, but something like Comedy Central's Secret Stash is going to be protected speech (Richard Prior, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, etc). Remember the original decency regulation argument is based on the idea of a lack of plurality. There isn't that much choice in radio and TV as compared to printed material because of the capital investment required, and if there were no controls, famlies might be left out. That argument is ridiculous now with most cities having a couple major papers and a handful of what amount to pamphlets, dozens of radiostations, a half dozen tv stations and 500 cable channels.

      I say bring it on, the FCC is engineering the destruction of their own moral authority.

    2. Re:Accepting unlimited govt to get things you want by chfriley · · Score: 1

      >The beauty of this is, is all of the FCC decency standards may be struck down as a consequence. Not only because of the channel

      That is a HUGE "MAY".

      The whole argument of government censorship (and involvement) was terrible to begin with, this only makes it worse and hoping that USSup "may" strike it down is wishful thinking at best. (I certainly hope it does and if one could be guaranteed that it would be struck down that would be a different story).

      There are few politicians of principle in this debate. e.g. Democrats (the Gores for example with the PMRC etc) and some Republicans (e.g. McCain with the McCain-Feingold election censorship bill) are more than willing to impose their views on the rest of us.

    3. Re:Accepting unlimited govt to get things you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's the exact same argument that failed against A Birth of A Nation, Playboy (even when they published a 16 yo playmate) and Lenny Bruce, and and and. It's always failed. There have been temporary successes. And I think FCC imposed decency standards have endured the longest, and they are the most vague, abstract and speculative. The more intense and necessary the conflict the more likely they are to lose. The weight of tradition, caustic political speech and the guarantee of free speech in the ultimate law of the land is too much to fight. Keep in mind that it was these same flawed decisions in more reactionary times which gave us public access loons and porn. Viva Free Porn!

  3. RE: Bill to Bring A La Carte, Indecency Regs by PoorClyde · · Score: 2

    I still don't understand how/why they bundle fundementally different concepts into one bill.
    You can't get a stop sign at the end of your street unless you also vote for new garbage bins for the courthouse...what??

  4. Bring on ala carte! by MobileDude · · Score: 1

    Being forced to support cable channels my family will never watch is the same as being forced to eat one meal a day at that restaurant down the street that no one likes.

    Bring on ala carte!

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    1. Re:Bring on ala carte! by darjen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Being forced to support cable channels my family will never watch is the same as being forced to eat one meal a day at that restaurant down the street that no one likes.
      So when did someone put a gun to your head and force you to order cable?
    2. Re:Bring on ala carte! by dangitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bring on ala carte!

      Even if it means imposing the indecent "indecency regulations" on cable channels?

      And what if it means the channels your family likes are no longer available at all, because they were only sustainable in package form?

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    3. Re:Bring on ala carte! by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Being forced to support cable channels my family will never watch is the same as being forced to eat one meal a day at that restaurant down the street that no one likes.

      How so? If you never watch the channels you don't like, how it is the same as being forced to eat (and only eat) at the one restaurant you don't like.

      I'd say its more like going to an all-inclusive Mexican resort hotel and only eating in 4 of 5 restaurants because you didn't care for the menu of one of them.

    4. Re:Bring on ala carte! by compro01 · · Score: 1

      more like being forced to pay for a meal you don't want and won't eat, while still paying for the meal you do want.

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    5. Re:Bring on ala carte! by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the point is that cable companies are given special rights above and beyond normal companies, just try to start up darjen's cable service and string some copper from the telephone poles and see what happens.

      since they are given special access to public property there is a legitimate public interest in regulating their buisiness practices beyond simply preventing dishonesty and criminal activity.

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    6. Re:Bring on ala carte! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      My local pizza delivery place has a deal where if i order two pizzas, I get a free Coke and tub of ice cream. I don't want the Coke, so am I being forced to pay for a drink I don't want? I have the option of buying the two pizzas separately and paying exta for the ice cream.

      How about if I only want the foreign news, sport and TV sections of the newspaper? Why do I have to pay for all the other sections?

      Here's the way bundling works: Person A sees Channel X as being worth $5 and channel Y as being worth $10. Person B sees channel X as being worth $14, and Channel Y as being worth $1. Person C sees channel X as being worth $10 and channel Y as being worth $5. Charge $5 for each, and Person B is disappointed that he's not getting Channel Y and the networks makes less money. Charge $1 for chennel Y and it's no longer financially viable. Charge $10 for each, and the network makes less money and the customers get less. Charge $15 for the bundle and everyone's happy. They all get the two channels at a price they think is fair and the network makes more money. Seems to me everyone wins with bundling.

    7. Re:Bring on ala carte! by arashi+no+garou · · Score: 1

      I understand your point, but your analogy is flawed. It would have been better to say that, in order to buy and eat that one good meal you really love each day, you are forced to buy (but not necessarily eat) 100 other meals each day.

    8. Re:Bring on ala carte! by Ferretman · · Score: 1

      Exactly right, MibileDude!

      I want to buy what I want to buy. Out of the 70-odd channels I've got I only really watch maybe 15 or 20 and that's pretty irregular. There is absolutely nothing I care about on (for example) the three shopping network channels I've been inflicted with.

      Bring on ala cart!

      Ferretman

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    9. Re:Bring on ala carte! by darjen · · Score: 1

      True... but you could have said that instead of the less compelling argument that cable companies are actually forcing you to pay them to order channels. But rather than calling for yet more regulation, we should be calling for these special monopoly privileges on cable services to be repealed. Then we will begin to see what the public truly wants. Like I just said to someone else, personally, my days of being a cable service subscriber are very numbered. The service they provide is just not compelling enough to spend so much money on.

    10. Re:Bring on ala carte! by vux984 · · Score: 1

      more like being forced to pay for a meal you don't want and won't eat, while still paying for the meal you do want.

      Its more like the example I gave.

      I've seen a la carte pricing models and they never seem to work out your way.

      If you want to pay for 4 channels but not the 5th, you end up paying 2.50$ per channel a la carte. If you get the bundle its $9 for all 5.

  5. Bwa?? by MagicDude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now I'm even more confused. If you can get any channel you want a la carte, then why do you need to impose indecency regs on channels. I could almost see the logic when you had to get Spike and TNT in order to get Nickelodeon for the kids, but now if you can cherry pick the safe channels you specifically want (and as such, pick the not so safe at your discretion), you should do away with the regs and let the market sort out what people are willing to pay for.

    1. Re:Bwa?? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The sections talking about a la carte service are there to distract people from the real meat of the legislation, allowing the FCC to censor cable channels. Currently the FCC's able to censor over the air broadcasters quite well, restricting the information that they are allowed to push to their viewers. They do not have this ability with cable channels and I suspect that they desperately want it.

      Just think about it, over the air broadcasters are unable to show or talk about certain things (eg. horrors of war, human sexuality). As a result, it becomes much easier to control what people believe about certain things. Cable channels do not have this sort of restriction, so they're able to get this information out to their subscribers/viewers/listeners.

      If the FCC is allowed to censor cable and satellite (and Internet?) content along with traditional television and radio broadcasts, then they will become the information gatekeepers for the majority of Americans.

    2. Re:Bwa?? by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      The sections talking about a la carte service are there to distract people from the real meat of the legislation,

      just as most "educational funding" and "protect the children" bills are just vehicles to get all of the add-ons passed. No bill passed would every be over 20 pages, except that their several hundred pages obscure most of the self serving gluttony and power grabbing of our government "of the people, by the people, and for the people."

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    3. Re:Bwa?? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      If you can get any channel you want a la carte, then why do you need to impose indecency regs on channels.


      Cable Conglomerates: "Set lobbyists to KILL"

      I imagine it wont be full a la carte (pick per channel) if it passes at all. It will be more like the digital "tiers" people already buy from some cable operators, except the groups of channels will be much smaller. And they'll just lump FX and Spike and such into one group, and MTV/VH1/GAC into another, ect. Just watch; if you want SoapNet, they'll force you to get Oxygen and Lifetime.
    4. Re:Bwa?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that would be fine too. I don't mind smaller bundles like that, as long as they keep them related.

      My problem is that if I want, say, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, and Discovery Channel, I also have to have ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN8("The Ocho"), NFL Network, NBA Network, College Sports Network, the Golf channels, etc. I'm about as likely to remove them from my tuning list as I am the religious channels, but I'm still paying for them.

    5. Re:Bwa?? by drgruney · · Score: 1

      The indecency is a broadcast regulation not a cable regulation. No matter what channels you pay for you are always going to get the local broadcast channels because of the "must-carry" rule. Aside from that, broadcast stations can be picked up without special equipment (how a TV in and of itself is not special equipment I do not know). Because of that broadcast is regulated. Broadcast is seen as a guest of the public airwaves and adheres to community standards. This is very stupid and antiquated to me knowing the cable and satellite penetration numbers. Sorry if that's convoluted. TV and Radio regulation gets me feeling all ranty.

    6. Re:Bwa?? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Just think about it, over the air broadcasters are unable to show or talk about certain things...

      During the day, using explicit language.

      Nothing stops anyone from saying "You get AIDS from having sex!" or "Suzi Muslim was raped, beated, and burned alive today" at 3:00 PM in the afternoon, right when the kids get home.

    7. Re:Bwa?? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Now I'm even more confused. If you can get any channel you want a la carte, then why do you need to impose indecency regs on channels. It's part of the War On Culture.

      It makes perfect sense if you consider that the people behind it are acting in bad faith.
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    8. Re:Bwa?? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      But you can't have a live call in interview with a war vet. If he says, "it's a fucking mess over there", they actually fine the station hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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    9. Re:Bwa?? by Valar · · Score: 1

      But if you find one that will restrict himself to more eloquent speech, then you'll be fine.

      Look, I actually believe that this is a power grab by the congress and FCC, but the theory that it is step one in some master plan to control information is totally bogus. For one, no one needs to censor the news in America, because almost no one watches the news in America anyway, and if they do, they can't tell anybody anything about it without being shunned by the reality TV crowd (i.e. everyone). That's on top of the fact that the biggest censorship is self-censorship-- stuffing the news with more 'light' content to draw in more viewers.

      This has to do with the bi-annual industry vs. government pissing match that insures that the FCC and congress get their kickbacks.

    10. Re:Bwa?? by mikael · · Score: 1

      I always liked the term "Conscientious Objectors against the War on Illiteracy".

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    11. Re:Bwa?? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      clearly you do not live in America ;) The politicians stuff in "For the Kids" policies into every dam issue, just to look like their pro family. Unfortunately too often, at the expense of basic human rights. You probably are from America, and I was only kidding about that, but lets be real... we're doomed here in America.

    12. Re:Bwa?? by bjohnson · · Score: 1

      Actually, per a recent court decision, no, they can't. http://www.mercurynews.com/politics/ci_6063897 For which, ironically, we can thank Dick "Go fuck yourself" Cheney...

    13. Re:Bwa?? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      That was so recent I had missed it. Also, it is only applicable in the 2nd circuit.

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    14. Re:Bwa?? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      What if you were allowed to buy just the channels you wanted, but the overall price of your package was more than you were paying before. Would you be willing to pay more for cable if you could feel good about not paying to support stations you didn't want?

    15. Re:Bwa?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

      I know, most people wouldn't go for that. But at least then I wouldn't feel like I was wasting money on things that I won't care about. Then again, my current cable bill is $10; enough to get a discount on my cable modem and openQAM channels. I've held out on buying an actual package that would give me the channels I want precisely because I'm trying to figure out how to include the least amount of wastage. Turns out, there really isn't one.

      However, I know that this won't work with 95% of the populace.

  6. Bill? by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else read this and think, "Bill who?" No, I, uh, didn't think so . . .

    1. Re:Bill? by CraniumDesigns · · Score: 1

      i did. haha.

    2. Re:Bill? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I thought it was talking about "A la carte indecency". Is that good enough? Unfortunately, I'd rather not see the a la carte indecency that Bill would probably bring.

    3. Re:Bill? by jZnat · · Score: 1

      I thought it was talking about Bill Gates, as in, "Microsoft to bring a la carte". Hell, they'd be more likely to do this (only available on their uber-media edition of Vista, of course) than the cable companies.

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  7. I want a'la carte, but by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "extend broadcast indecency standards to cable and satellite TV for the first time: "

    the price they want is too high.

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    1. Re:I want a'la carte, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "extend broadcast indecency standards to cable and satellite TV for the first time: "

      the price they want is too high.

      That's the toned-down version. The original bill also wanted to "force viewers to register their viewing plans online with the Department of Homeland Screwiness 48 hours in advance".
  8. extending standards to HBO by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

    Would all those great shows like the Sopranos, Sex in the city, Deadwood, etc ever been possible had HBO been worrying whether or not they're hurting all of those beautiful minds in the heartland?

    1. Re:extending standards to HBO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think for HBO something like this would mean Rome, Deadwood or Entourage would start at 10pm instead of 9pm.

      You already have to have digital on demand to watch any of the "adult" HBO programming when you are home from work. I even remember one of their early sitcoms, you could see the tittie shot on the night showing but the afternoon viewing was neutered.

      I suspect the other major premiums work the same kid safe hours? Not sure about sundance or the indy channels. If they treat you like an adult all day, they would be fucked under this plan.

      I think this just writes a horrible standard into federal stone.

    2. Re:extending standards to HBO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Sex in the City is garbage for dead minds.

    3. Re:extending standards to HBO by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Would all those great shows like the Sopranos, Sex in the city, Deadwood, etc ever been possible had HBO been worrying whether or not they're hurting all of those beautiful minds in the heartland?

      Certainly not, they'd have been too risky.

      Matter of fact, this is just another example of a bunch of lawyers (i.e., Congress) creating a lot of makework. That's all this is: yet another Congressional subsidy to the corporate attorney crowd, as if Sarbanes-Oxley and intellectual property (hah!) weren't enough. We're at the point where no company can take a breath (much less create something worthwhile) without having to consult some lawyer and have him pass on the idea. Which he won't, with laws like this on the books, because if he did, he wouldn't be doing his job.

      Regarding "decency" laws: what is it about certain people that they feel the need to force their pattern for living upon everyone else? I just want to grab one of these idiots by the throat, shake him a few times, and point out that I'M NOT OFFENDED BY A FEW BAD WORDS, YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, I PAY THE DAMN CABLE BILL NOT YOU, AND WORRYING ABOUT WHAT ME OR MY FUCKING KIDS SEE ON THE GODDAMN TELEVISION IS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS!

      "Decency" laws my ass. What we need are laws that make Congress behave decently. I might go for that. But they'd fuck that up too, it's the nature of that particular collective beast. It really is twisted that some of the most amoral individuals in our society are the ones trying to define what is acceptable and "decent" (whatever that actually means) for the rest of us. Still, they do say that hierarchies are like septic tanks: the really big chunks always rise to the top.

      And I'm sorry if any of you found this post to be "indecent" but sometimes Congress just torques me into a fucking pretzel. As Lewis Black says, "The only thing STUPIDER than a Republican or a Democrat ... is when these little pricks work together!"

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    4. Re:extending standards to HBO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It looks to me like the bill was written to fail. It's a classic US congressional move: 1. Author a bill for something the public really wants (a la carte cable). 2. Add a provision to the bill that makes it almost certain not to pass because of the overwhelming out rage from the constituency (decency standards on cable and satellite). 3. The bill gets defeated in committee and the people can't gripe to their congressmen about it because we told them to vote against it.
                This way Congress can pander to the cable companies and still say "Hey, you told us you didn't want that bill to pass!"

    5. Re:extending standards to HBO by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought... this thing has "poison pill" written all over it.

    6. Re:extending standards to HBO by rhendershot · · Score: 1
      Making Congress behave decently turns upon one key point: accountability. It is my belief that a proper reading of proposals and public review (the following has as a plank a 7-day internet publish provision) of bills prior to vote. Please take a look at the Read The Bills act.

      "We hold this truth to be self-evident, that those in Congress who vote on legislation they have not read, have not represented their constituents. They have misrepresented them."


      http://www.downsizedc.org/read_the_laws.shtml
  9. good and bad by wizardforce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "A bill introduced this week would force cable operators to offer à la carte cable and so-called family-tiers of service.
    à la carte cable, good now those garbage channels will finally die. restrictions on profanity etc. no, half the good scifi/action etc. shows have this in them. I like the idea of being able to cut out garbage channels and get a nice refund back for it but I dont like the idea of anyone telling me what I can and can not watch at the times they specify. Let me choose what I want to watch and keep your slimy tentacles off my remote.
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    1. Re:good and bad by KillerCow · · Score: 1

      restrictions on profanity etc. no, half the good scifi/action etc. shows have this in them.


      Frack! What the frell are you talking about? Sounds like a pile of dren to me. I think you're the zarking son of a tralk hazmot. Grow a pair of mivonks.
    2. Re:good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a different perspective on "a la carte" vs. bundled programming that you might find enlightening.

    3. Re:good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aiya, huaile. You forgot to reference Firefly, you gorram piece of gose.

    4. Re:good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      down is up, black is white. If you give people the option of reducing all the crappy channels in their cable the worst channels WILL DIE. This is exactly what we want to see- bad shows die the horrible deaths they deserved. Secondly, each show does get a certain amount for being broadcast [yes they actually do make money imagine that!] refusing to support them will indeed cause their show to be canned as it deserves.

    5. Re:good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Here's a different perspective on "a la carte" vs. bundled programming that you might find enlightening.

      It's also a perspective that's blatantly wrong, or worse, intentionally misleading. Nikelodeon and MTV don't give their channels away for free, there is indeed a marginal cost for the cable company to carry them over not carrying them. Maybe if the guy was also calling for an end to copyright and a ban on content producers from charging any additional amount over the cost of production for their content he'd have a point, but as long as the cable company has to pay MTV and Nikelodeon to carry their channels, you have to pay them to carry those channels.

      The perspective is also ignorant of the fact that there are more channels out there then there is cable bandwidth. Fiber to the home may fix this (if the industry ever bothers to roll it out, which for all of the Libertarians' handwaving, they can't explain other than the market didn't clap loud enough for it and the fiber fairy died) but until then, your choices are satellite or 60-70 channels on cable (or 100-110 compressed-the-hell-out-of-channels on "digital" cable).

      Worse, the content providers themselves are in on "forcing" the channels on you. It's not really a matter of having to have MTV to get Nikelodeon, it's the conglomerate owning MTV demanding that the cable company bundle Nikelodeon, C-Span#49, the phone-in shopping channel, biblethumper network plus, and that channel that does nothing but show a color test pattern 24 hours a day (not because it's fun to watch, but because it fills up a slot that a competitor could have used) along with MTV.

    6. Re:good and bad by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      No shazbot, man.

    7. Re:good and bad by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Well, I happen to like those garbage channels. Not enough to actually pay extra for them, but enough that without them I wouldn't bother with cable if they weren't part of the standard package.

  10. more tracking by wkk2 · · Score: 1

    This will probably result in mandatory 2-way cable boxes. It will probably pass since it will create more records that can be inspected and sold.

  11. So... by DavidTC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...when we complained about the FCC's censorship, we were told: Oh, you can get cable if you want uncensored stuff.

    And they they started labeling everything and building controls into TVs to filter by rating. That was okay, because they told us, with everything labeled, people could complain less about 'inappropriate' things, because, after all, everything's rated.

    Look, we've given those fascist 'think of the children' asshats every damn thing they wanted, and, magically, they always want more. It is trivial to filter content from children at this point, via broadcast or cable. We should be reducing such general restrictions, not adding to them, because we've added specific abilities to filter to end users. There's no logical reason we should be extending restrictions them to cable.

    The one conclusion is that they wish to keep such content from adults.

    You know what? Media companies need to start labeling everything TV-MA. Everything. All channels, all shows, are now listed as bad as possible. You can either live and operate as an adult when interacting with the TV, or you can not ever watch anything ever again. Your choice.

    We tired, God knows we tried, but you fascist assholes either mindbogglingly stupid you can't avoid the carefully labelled content we've made, or deliberately don't want to. We're just going to have to draw the line in the sand, and label everything as 'hardcore porn' so you will shut the hell up. If people want cable, or, hell, wish to purchase a TV, they get handed a form that they have to flip past ten pages of porn to sign, and certify that they consent to have the filthiest things possible beamed directly into their and their children's brain.

    Of course, TV would remain the same, with different shows aimed at different audiences, but we'd have a lot less assholes whining about it, because there would be huge clear warnings that 'The following show contains every bad thing on earth. Do not watch it under any circumstances.'

    ...hey, South Park actually has that warning. Hmmm.

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    1. Re:So... by penguinbrat · · Score: 1

      The one conclusion is that they wish to keep such content from adults.

      Or... They keep lowering the bar for the content, I remember a few years ago my girlfriend flipped out when the local Comcast was advertising the Playboy channel through their programming guide and there was no way to "block" it. Comcast just said ohwell, so sorry there is nothing we can do about it and we wouldn't anyhow.

    2. Re:So... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Look, we've given those fascist 'think of the children' asshats every damn thing they wanted, and, magically, they always want more. Don't negotiate with terrorists.
    3. Re:So... by FJGreer · · Score: 1

      Offtopic: This is all the more reason why I believe in the power of the Internet--cause you just can't get good porn on tv anymore.

      Ontopic: That would not work well either, because some 'fascist asshat' [sic] will just sue the living tar out of the perceived 'enemy of Christian morality' or some-such thing and the government, in order to placate the vast hordes of voters that the government perceives as vital, will just ban TV and there will be much rejoicing.

      I personally know people in my hometown that already don't watch TV because they think that it is the devil's servant. Worst still, even though they don't watch TV, they are in favor of censorship. Now I think that if someone doesn't want their family to watch programs on TV that that is all well and good, but if I want to pervert my very soul it is my goddamn right to do so (dammit).

      By what right does the government decree what can and cannot be shown on privately owned cable tv networks? Its an opt-in, its not force-fed to their TV. This is further proof that the current government is the personal lapdog of the 'Christian Right' and will do whatever they say--but since apparently they are the only ones who vote, its our own fault. So the best solution to this dilemma is to bring the US voting turnout to a majority of the population instead of a mere 10% of registered voters.

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    4. Re:So... by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      Care to guess what the end result is going to be for what content they prevent adults to see? Add frog to pot. Bring the pot to a slow boil. Serve, freedom free.

    5. Re:So... by Doc+Daneeka · · Score: 1

      If people want cable, or, hell, wish to purchase a TV, they get handed a form that they have to flip past ten pages of porn to sign, and certify that they consent to have the filthiest things possible beamed directly into their and their children's brain. I agree. Those ten pages of porn must be stared at long enough to find a small line to sign on each page in order to purchase a TV. In addition, the Unholy Trinity must be included in these ten pages. The final requirement is that each prospecting TV purchaser must not vomit before, during, or directly after the signing agreement.
    6. Re:So... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1) Comcast is required by law to block any channel you want, including their own programming guide. All cable stations are.

      2) Alternately, considering you both sound like adults, you could just take the programming guide off the list of channels and not manually type it in.

      3) Alternately, you could not be such idiots and realize that a commercial for porn is not, in fact, porn.

      I've seen commercials for Playboy before, and not one of them was 'indecent'...you get more nudity and sex (Which is apparently all that is 'indecent'.) on actual broadcast TV, exactly because they know people are already going to perceive the Playboy commercial as somehow magically obscene to start with. Objecting to the TV saying, 'Porn exists, you can get it by...' is way past any rational moral objection...at that point, it's literal thought policing...objectors don't want people to know certain facts about a perfectly legal product.

      So you've got a lot of option there.

      But, hey, if you want to make it a bill to make it illegal to show any content on the listing channel besides the actual listings, I'll be right there beside you. Their little TV shows and ads are idiotic. If they can be required to carry public access channels, and broadcast channels, they can be required to carry a plain listing channel without anything else on it. (They, of course, are free to run ads on whatever other channels they want.)

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    7. Re:So... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      So the best solution to this dilemma is to bring the US voting turnout to a majority of the population instead of a mere 10% of registered voters.

      But they don't have voter IDs! And when you send out challenges to their addresses, sometimes they don't send the mail back fast enough. And when we put up signs warning criminals not to vote, sometimes felons who've served their crime and are eligible again, and sometimes people who committed misdemeanors who never lost that right, don't show up to vote. And sometimes we have line so long that people that can't work can't make it through them in the hour they have to vote.

      It's all completely innocent, I'm sure.

      And I agree completely with you. Getting every single eligible person to vote in this courtry would instantly remove 'family value' assholes from office, and the FCC would be fixed a very short time later.

      And I'll take your 'by what right' question and apply it to broadcast. The government has, as an obligation it has taken on itself, to show useful content over the airwaves. That's it. It should be making sure that each TV station is using a frequency is, in some manner, useful. (And freely accessible to anyone with a receiver.) It shouldn't be trying to keep from being 'indecent', or whatever, that is completely unrelated to any part of their mission.

      The FCC should be out there requiring educational shows, both for children and adults. It should be requiring news broadcasts and traffic reports. It shouldn't being saying 'You cannot say X or who body part Y on the air'. That is entirely outside of any mandate it has been given.

      Now, I don't think trying to make broadcast stations 'useful' is that 'useful' an idea unless we've run out of frequencies to broadcast on and need to decide which ones are 'worthy'. We haven't, on TV at least, so I'm in favor of that mission of the FCC being removed entirely. But, even with it in effect, Friends reruns are exactly as 'useful' as porn. They are both entertainment that part of the population likes. TV stations should be able to show whichever one they want.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    8. Re:So... by penguinbrat · · Score: 1

      1) Comcast is required by law to block any channel you want, including their own programming guide. All cable stations are.
      -> The programing guide isn't a channel - you can't block it, it does the blocking. You must be thinking of the TV guide channel on analog.

      2) Alternately, considering you both sound like adults, you could just take the programming guide off the list of channels and not manually type it in.
      -> see above

      3) Alternately, you could not be such idiots and realize that a commercial for porn is not, in fact, porn.
      -> says who? the US supreme court couldn't even come up with a clear definition of what porn is - just that people know it when THEY see it...

      The bar was lowered simply based on the fact that those very same images at one point in time were kept behind sales counters (magazines) so kids would not be able to even see them, they are now available with out effort (browsing the programing guide) in the name of advertising. Thats lowering the bar when you make it, to some degree difficult, to obtain something and then later turn around and give it away - on a consistent basis mind you. Regardless of the gazillion reasons why - it is still "lowering the bar". I'm sure there is some law somewhere relating the advertisement of adult material with the advertising of cigarettes - IE: neither can be on bill boards in most places. But, in a matter of a couple of decades it's gone from needing to explicitly want to obtain the material to it being given to you in the form of advertising.

      Don't get me wrong, I thought the whole thing was blowing things a tad out of proportion also and had leave the room while she was on the phone with them - but the bar was still lowered, it's just how much of the population even notices.

    9. Re:So... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute. I want more information here. I want to know EXACTLY what sort of ad this was, because you've managed to be amazingly vague about the content or even type of ad, which you have done because I suspect you realize that it wasn't indecent and your girlfriend was a moron.

      Tell me, did this ad contain any images at all? If so, did they contain people wearing less than normal amounts of clothing? Did it contain people wearing less clothing than would be acceptable at the beach? Even naked people are not 'indecent' if you can't see anything.

      Technically speaking, listing the Playboy channel in the guide, or on the 'purchase premium channels' screen, could be considered an 'advertisement'. Is that what happened?

      And what Comcast aired was not 'porn'. Anyone who thinks otherwise has not checked what the Supreme Court actually said. Most things that people would consider porn, and even call things like 'softcore porn', are not legally porn. To be pornography it has to have no artistic merits at all, and just having a semblance of plot and charactization is enough to have that. The question is if it's indecent, which is a much lower standard the FCC made up, and mainly consists of showing 'naughty bits' and swearing.

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  12. A microcosm of how the US economy is screwed by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am now basically convinced that only people from an engineering field should be allowed to draft laws. Why? Things like this. All it will end up doing is driving up the costs of cable service, undermining the buying power of families.

    But politicians are, in general, too stupid to understand that. So are the American people, in general, because they keep electing leaders who are leading us toward national economic suicide. More regulations, more taxes. Gee, you wonder why jobs are leaving America? Could it be the cost of compliance with every asinine regulation that some moron drafts?

    Sheesh. The people who are too lazy to regulate their own kids' use of TV will love this. They'll get their "family tier," only it'll probably cost them about $20-$30 more per month than the current system costs.

    Then they'll institute price controls because these same whiners will demand $45-$50 or less. Then, the cable companies will make less money per customer, weakening their position.

    Need I go on?

    1. Re:A microcosm of how the US economy is screwed by Elemenope · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have never been impressed by my Engineering friends' patience for the disturbing capacity of the human organism to frustrate expected error tolerances; they tend to expect things to work in regular and predictable ways (with easily twiddlable control values). Individual humans are bad enough in this respect, but in aggregate, human beings are frustratingly difficult to predict in their behaviors and constructing systems for channeling and mediating those behaviors have unexpected and often catastrophic failures.

      When you stop and think about it, law and legislation is very much like engineering; just with none of the convenient physical laws and thresholds to depend upon when designing the machines for operation. The engineering mindset, however, tends to value efficiency above all other qualities, and efficiency is not the primary goal of legislation; there are other things of value to be preserved in human-government interactions that would undoubtedly be sacrificed on the altar of efficiency.

      I do agree that this particular legislation sucks lots, though. Doesn't take an enginner to figure that out.

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    2. Re:A microcosm of how the US economy is screwed by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I am now basically convinced that only people from an engineering field should be allowed to draft laws.

      Yeah, that'll work out really well.

      But politicians are, in general, too stupid to understand that.

      I think it takes an even more special breed of stupidity to think that only engineers should formulate laws. Because engineering and human interaction have soooo much in common.

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    3. Re:A microcosm of how the US economy is screwed by servognome · · Score: 1

      I am now basically convinced that only people from an engineering field should be allowed to draft laws
      Engineers deal with physics, legislators deal with linguistics. Each has rules, but don't function in the same way.
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    4. Re:A microcosm of how the US economy is screwed by Scudsucker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gee, you wonder why jobs are leaving America? Could it be the cost of compliance with every asinine regulation that some moron drafts?

      No, jobs are leaving America because CEO's have to get their 20% annual pay increases, regardless of their actual performance.

    5. Re:A microcosm of how the US economy is screwed by j_zero · · Score: 1

      Engineer: This new law will work! Just look at the drawings!

      Anyone Else: Yeah, but x, y, and z will be factors affecting this law, and could cause issues when it is implemented.

      Engineer: It...will....work! Just...look...at...the...drawings!!!

    6. Re:A microcosm of how the US economy is screwed by symbolic · · Score: 1

      When you stop and think about it, law and legislation is very much like engineering

      Absolutely, and the problem is always the same..."What is the best way to maximize the money, control, and influence I can wield in my position as an elected represenative?"

    7. Re:A microcosm of how the US economy is screwed by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      I am now basically convinced that only people from an engineering field should be allowed to draft laws. Why? Things like this. All it will end up doing is driving up the costs of cable service, undermining the buying power of families

      Yup everyone who's going "Hooray!" at the thought of a la carte cable is doing the math all wrong. They think after the change their bill become something like this:

      (old cable rate) ÷ (old number of stations) x (number of stations now receiving)

      and its not going to be anything close to that. I predict that anyone getting more than thirty or so stations under the new plan will be paying more than they did for everything under the old plan.
  13. Broadcast is not available to anyone by statemachine · · Score: 1

    Unlike broadcast television, which is available to anyone with a TV and an antenna, people subscribe to and pay for cable/satellite.

    The author has never lived in a concrete apartment building with nothing but cable available. When *I* lived in such places (and a few others that had bad broadcast reception for other reasons), I had the option of not subscribing, which meant absolutely no TV, or maybe a couple of snowy channels.

    I'm not commenting on the article in general. I just thought that particular statement was ill-informed.

    1. Re:Broadcast is not available to anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the point of the statement. Broadcast TV can be freely received by anybody with the equipment to do so. There is no way to get cable other than subscribing to it. That is the point of that statement, cable doesn't have to be regulated because you actively have to try to get it and the person purchasing it can be reasonably expected to be informed about what it contains. Broadcast on the other hand is just floating out there for anybody to pick up. Maybe your particular circumstance didn't allow for it, but yours is a very uncommon situation. I can pick up TV just fine in my concrete apartment building, I even get a few HD channels.

    2. Re:Broadcast is not available to anyone by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'I had the option of not subscribing, which meant absolutely no TV'

      You make it sound as if TV is a fundamental human need. There is no particular reason to censor TV just so YOU can subscribe. If you are that concerned TV is rated now and your TV has the option to filter content by rating. I personally don't see the justification for ANY content restrictions on cable.

    3. Re:Broadcast is not available to anyone by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I haven't had cable since I was 16 (so for about 11 years now).

      After the first week, it's not so bad.

    4. Re:Broadcast is not available to anyone by statemachine · · Score: 1

      There is no particular reason to censor TV just so YOU can subscribe.

      Who reads comments anymore? Yours is the second to ascribe some motive to my statement other than the one I clearly stated -- which that I wasn't commenting on the article in general, just pointing out that the "everyone can receive broadcast TV" type of statement was uninformed. Those that would say that I've encountered an extremely small probability of this happening are grossly understating just how often this happens for people. Maybe people here need to travel to different regions and states and actually live on their own in cheap apartment communities for a few years (and I don't mean a college dorm).

      And if you don't watch TV, then good for you. You're actually in a much smaller minority. My guess is you have a high speed Internet connection (which is mostly geographically determined), a computer, and you watch your movies and other TV type videos using them -- which means you're not really giving up TV at all; you're just changing the medium.

    5. Re:Broadcast is not available to anyone by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'And if you don't watch TV, then good for you. You're actually in a much smaller minority.'

      That is neither here nor there but if you include movies that weren't made for TV as TV content you must consider all video to be the domain of TV. Interesting. Also, the will of the majority does not prevail over the will of the few. That is mob rule.

      Either way, your note that broadcast TV can't be reached by everyone is well taken. It can't be received by those without a TV either and that is a larger number of people than you'd think.

      I guess the reason we interpreted your comment differently wasn't that it wasn't clear but because we failed to see how the availability of broadcast TV made any sort of functional change in the discussion. Unless you are saying the fight should be expanded to go back and battle the old radio censorship as well as the new attempts to stranglehold free speech on cable?

  14. Re: Bill to Bring A La Carte, Indecency Regs by spiritraveller · · Score: 1

    Like all politics, it is a form of gamesmanship.

    It forces those voting on a bill to make a decision about how bad they want one thing versus how bad they don't want the other.

    And it works both ways. Someone who initially would be dead-set against a bill is more inclined to do so if they get something that they do want in return for a yes vote.

  15. It's political. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Multiple reasons:

    #1. To get an "earmark" (aka "pork") passed because it attached to a bill that will be sure to be passed.

    #2. To force an opponent to vote AGAINST it because of their stance on a particular issue.

    #3. To get an opponent to vote FOR it because it includes on of their pet projects.

    1. Re:It's political. by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      It sure would be nice if this Bill was A La Carte. That way we could tell our reps to vote for the "A La Care" and against the censorship.

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    2. Re:It's political. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      A La Carte was a typo in the original bill. It was meant to read A La Cartel.

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  16. Yes, people pay for cable by overshoot · · Score: 5, Funny
    and yes, the sets have "parental controls." However:
    • The parents don't use those controls,
    • Therefore the Government has to step in For the Sake of the Children!

    There are rumors that one reason the parental controls aren't being used is because the parents who want them are also dependent on their children to set them up.

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    1. Re:Yes, people pay for cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are rumors that one reason the parental controls aren't being used is because the parents who want them are also dependent on their children to set them up.

      Beautifully poetic.

    2. Re:Yes, people pay for cable by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The controls are worthless, because there is no independent standard by which a show is judged. What does TV14 mean? Well, Disney defines it one way and Viacom another. Heck, the same network isn't always consistent. I'm pretty sure I think this "decency" provision is a bad idea, but the cable channels have in part brought this on themselves. The people who care what their kids watch have trouble knowing if it meets their definition of appropriate. I suspect that letting people choose what channels they want to pay for will go a long way to fixing the "problem".

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    3. Re:Yes, people pay for cable by lessthan · · Score: 1

      This is pretty true. I was a teen when we got a cable box capable of filtering. Who set the box up? Why, I did, of course. My parents were the persisent "think of the children" type and I'm a bad liar, but it still took them 6 months to find the controls and another 2 to determine that I had the lockout password. :P

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  17. V-chip by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With the V-chip in every TV sold, I think it's time to end FCC restrictions on over-the-air television, not the other way around.

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    1. Re:V-chip by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed, that's the reason we agreed to allow them to mandate those chips in the first place. The far right mandated that we (the consumer) foot the bill for a small minority of parents who are not only horrified that their poor children might be permanently scarred by words that are no worse than the things they'd hear on the playground, but also are unwilling to monitor their own kids and what they watch on TV. (This is, of course, assuming that these parents ever really even existed, but for now, I'll give the Congress critters the benefit of the doubt.)

      So now that they've managed to force everyone to pay more money for this feature when we buy a TV so that a few people don't have to actually act like parents to their kids and can use TV as a babysitter, these same Congress critters want to censor satellite TV because those people can't be arsed to figure out how to use parental controls? Uh... no.

      If parents want to protect their kids, they are already provided with the technology to do so, and more to the point, I and every other American citizen is forced to pay extra money for our TV sets so that they will have that right. That is absolutely as far as I am willing to allow our government to regulate TV. It takes all of ten seconds to set up parental controls on a TV. If parents can't figure it out, all they have to do is ask their kids to show them how.... :-)

      This law isn't about protecting the children. This is about a bunch of fascists at the FCC who want to turn the airwaves into a Barney-fest and trying to do it by tacking it onto a law that everyone wants. This is exactly why we need a constitutional amendment to mandate a single subject per bill and ban these multi-topic laws. As for this law, screw Congress. They can take my South Park and Futurama when they bite my shiny metal @$$.

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    2. Re:V-chip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure Al Gore, his wife, and Hillary Clinton don't count as "the far right."

      This isn't a left/right issue, it's a "elected politicians are all fucking morons" issue.

    3. Re:V-chip by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Okay, I don't see anything about any of those people. Where do you get that they are in favor of indecency laws?

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    4. Re:V-chip by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Where do you get that they are in favor of indecency laws

      Google "PMRC."

    5. Re:V-chip by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Al Gore, his wife, and Hillary Clinton don't count as "the far right."

      They are when they're pushing stuff like this.

    6. Re:V-chip by j_zero · · Score: 1

      hmmm....Tipper Gore....PMRC.....Ring any bells? You know, heavy metal music was a leading cause of suicide, promiscuity, and drug use in the 80's.

    7. Re:V-chip by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I'm in favor of requiring ratings of music. Parents have a right to know what their kids are listening to without having to put a splitter in their kids' iPods all the time. I might even be convinced that requiring parental consent for a minor to buy some of the more extreme content is reasonable. That doesn't prevent it from being reasonably accessible to consenting adults.

      Requiring ratings is a far, far cry from making it illegal to make that content available to anyone, which is where the TV regulation seems to be headed. Limiting it to hours that a lot of adults aren't awake would reduce ratings on those shows even among adults, and would eliminate any ratings from young people whose parents might otherwise have been willing to allow their kids to watch the show. In effect, it makes it inaccessible to almost everyone, leading to the fairly rapid elimination of content that these folks consider indecent. It is way, way beyond anything the PMRC is pushing for in music.

      If you mean that the PMRC pushed for the V chip, yes, that's true, and I'll grumble about it, but I'm willing to accept that as a compromise between the folks who advocate mass censorship and the folks who advocate Howard Stern. What I'm not willing to accept is the censorship advocates accepting a compromise, then deciding that since they won a compromise, they suddenly want more.

      As a footnote, I see that there's a democrat who wants the indecency laws extended to cable as well. *sigh* What is this world coming to?

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    8. Re:V-chip by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      hmmm....Tipper Gore....PMRC.....Ring any bells?

      Hmm, reading comprehension?

  18. Bzzt. Unconstitutional. Next. by Morky · · Score: 1

    The supreme court would smack this down hard. There are already parental controls for those who need them. I think the tiers of "decency" are a good idea as a marketing idea for cable companies, but it shouldn't be mandated by the state.

    1. Re:Bzzt. Unconstitutional. Next. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Bzzt, wrong.

      I am sure some people thought that when decency laws were implemented in broadcast TV.

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    2. Re:Bzzt. Unconstitutional. Next. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current supreme court lineup is fairly likely to limit the fcc.

    3. Re:Bzzt. Unconstitutional. Next. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The current supreme court lineup is fairly likely to limit the fcc.

      Perhaps, but by the time it gets to the Supreme Court we might have judges appointed by the same democrats who thought it was a good idea to regulate the records industry in the 1980s, e.g. Tipper Gore and her ilk.

      Or we might have judges appointed by President McCain who thinks it is a good idea to stifle free speech just before an election in order to provide fairness. (Which really means to protect incumbents from those nasty challengers who might actually call them on things like this).

    4. Re:Bzzt. Unconstitutional. Next. by Morky · · Score: 1

      Appointments don't always turn out how the appointer expected. Read up on Nixon's Supreme Court.

  19. It doesn't matter if its needed or not by shaitand · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This violates free speech plain and simple. They managed to slip this crap through on radio by claiming that broadcast radio was pushed out to consumers. Supposedly this meant that broadcasts were equivalent to yelling in the street. That was a fairly lame argument since you had to make an intentional effort to actually hear those broadcasts but whatever. Cable TV doesn't even meet that shady criteria. You actually have to pay to have a wire run into your home and pay a subscription to receive it. Cable TV is like speaking privately in your home. In your home YOU and not the public and not the FCC decide what content you want to purchase.

    Cable companies and content producers should ignore this. If the FCC tried to claim to that they are a higher authority than the constitution they would quickly be put in their place by the courts. This provides an excellent window of opportunity to get rid of all the censorship the FCC has forced upon television.

    1. Re:It doesn't matter if its needed or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supposedly this meant that broadcasts were equivalent to yelling in the street. That was a fairly lame argument since you had to make an intentional effort to actually hear those broadcasts but whatever.
      What, you don't hear radio stations on your tooth filings?
  20. In other words... by Optic7 · · Score: 1

    "Here's that delicious dish that you've been asking us for so long. Oh, just don't mind the huge turd wrapped around it."

    Nice. Thanks politicians.

  21. Rationale? by spiritraveller · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is the rationale for the Free Speech infringement here?

    With broadcast regs, it is reasoned that the airwaves are a limited public resource. Thus, the public supposedly has a right to regulate content broadcast over it.

    But cable is neither a limited, nor a public resource. And I don't gather that satellite is either. So how does the Congress get around the First Amendment and regulate their content?

    Is this unconstitutional or what?

    1. Re:Rationale? by ls+-la · · Score: 1

      Is this unconstitutional or what? Probably, but it's been a long time since the government cared about whether their laws are constitutional.
    2. Re:Rationale? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      I think most Cable was installed by private companies. However, their cables were laid in city-owned conduits or strung from city-owned poles. I'm sure there was a leasing agreement. But they still use limited, public resources to carry their wires.

      Sats use radio for the uplink/downlink. I'm sure they had to license that from someone. Or do companies really spend billions to orbit a bird just hoping that no one else will decide to use that freq?

      Not that I'm saying they *should* be regulated. But when you have Ted "the tubes" Stevens up there, anything could happen.

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    3. Re:Rationale? by ls+-la · · Score: 2, Informative

      At most, that argument would allow for state governments to regulate content, the federal government still has no authority to do this.

    4. Re:Rationale? by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      As a citizen of Kansas, I would welcome moderate federal regulation of content over the wacknuts who would be inevitably selected to regulate such affairs.

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    5. Re:Rationale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not a citizen of Kansas, dumbfuck. You might be a resident of Kansas, but you're not a citizen of Kansas. You're most likely a citizen of these united states, but you can't be a citizen of any particular state in the union.

    6. Re:Rationale? by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

      But cable is neither a limited, nor a public resource. Tell that to the city, which won't give your startup a permit to dig up the streets to install a competing cable network.
    7. Re:Rationale? by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      With broadcast regs, it is reasoned that the airwaves are a limited public resource. Thus, the public supposedly has a right to regulate content broadcast over it.

      The implication being that the public wants the content regulations currently in place? I know *I* don't want them. And I don't recall being asked.

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    8. Re:Rationale? by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      If I might direct your ignorant ass to Amendment 14, it clearly states "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside." Thanks for playing.

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    9. Re:Rationale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 words -- interstate commerce clause.

      Especially with satellite as the company selling the service clearly does so across state lines. Most cable companies operate across state lines as well, and even if they don't a number of cases imply physically crossing state lines don't matter. See

          * NLRB v Jones & Laughlin Steel (1937) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Labor_Relati ons_Board_v._Jones_%26_Laughlin_Steel_Corporation
          * Wickard v Fillburn (1942) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wickard_v._Filburn
          * Katzenbach v McClung (1964) http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/c onlaw/mcclung.html

      The federal government may legally regulate all private economic activity.

    10. Re:Rationale? by spiritraveller · · Score: 1

      You are way way off.

      The interstate commerce clause simply allows the Federal government to regulate activity that would otherwise be left for the states to regulate.

      Neither the Federal government, nor the states are allowed to violate the First Amendment. The First Amendment limits the Interstate Commerce Clause and not the other way around.

    11. Re:Rationale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has nothing to do with free speech and everything to do with economic activity. Purchase of cable or satellite tv service is a commercial economic action, not a "speech" action. The court cases linked would appear to support my view. Do you have any court cases to support your view?

    12. Re:Rationale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The interstate commerce clause simply allows the Federal government to regulate activity that would otherwise be left for the states to regulate."

      You mean like a transaction between a business and a customer? Like a cable subscription?

    13. Re:Rationale? by spiritraveller · · Score: 1

      Speech can be, and frequently is an economic activity.

      Your cases do not support your view at all. Back when I was in law school, I read each of the cases you posted. They have nothing to do with the First Amendment.

      Do I have cases to support my view??? HAHAHAHAHA. That's choice. Google Obscenity and Supreme Court. Every case you find will be a First Amendment case that deals with Economic Activity. Have fun.

    14. Re:Rationale? by spiritraveller · · Score: 1

      Yep.

      But as I've pointed out, the interstate commerce clause does not allow the Feds to regulate the content of speech... even if it involves commerce.

      It's called the First Amendment, because (drum roll)... it's an amendment... the first one.

      As such, it amends the parts of the Constitution that came before it... like for example, the interstate commerce clause.

  22. Censoring cable/satelite TV in unconstitutional. by Vellmont · · Score: 1, Troll

    Congress can try all they like, but there's basically no difference from a first amendment perspective between censoring cable, and censoring any other subscription based press medium.

    In other words, if the Supreme Court were to rule in favor of censoring cable, say goodbye to the first amendment. Normally I'd say this was impossible, but with the extreme right leaning of the court these days, anything is possible.

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  23. By Who's Standards? by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who gets to decide what is indecent? Me? I doubt it.

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    1. Re:By Who's Standards? by Morky · · Score: 1

      No, me. I say fisting is indecent. At least without a LOT of Vaseline. Ok, maybe not indecent, but damn uncomfortable

    2. Re:By Who's Standards? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      So no nudity or sex on cable TV, but horrible violence is okay.

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    3. Re:By Who's Standards? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      ha ha ha ha! by "who's" standards. that's hilarious.

  24. Give and Take by Nymz · · Score: 1

    Now I'm even more confused. If you can get any channel you want a la carte, then why do you need to impose indecency regs on channels.

    How else can you get people to voluntarily give up their 1st Amendment right, without promising to ease up a bit on the cable monopoly. And it works too, just the other day this guy politely asked me to voluntarily give up my wallet, and he promised he wouldn't shoot me, thus saving my life.
    1. Re:Give and Take by rts008 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I wish I had mod points for you. (+insightful, BTW)

      Your analogy is much better than the typical /. car analogy!

      But, I'm waiting to be entertained further down in the posts by those same aforementioned car analogies!
      As an ex mechanic and drag-racer, I just love some of the car analogies.

      To head off the drag-racer/drag-queen comments...why yes, when I drag-raced I wore a halter top and mini skirt with 6 inch spiked heels...and a wig. It totally fscked the competion and I won a lot, but you should have seen the look on the track groupies faces at the winner's circle! ;)

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  25. Re: Bill to Bring A La Carte, Indecency Regs by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

    More like a "you scratch my balls, I'll scratch yours" proposal, I would estimate. Both of these items are "pet projects" to someone.

    Congress is just a bunch of ball-scratchers, I tell ya!

  26. Overreaching by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    A la carte good, censorship bad. They don't have much leg to stand on since cable isn't broadcast on public spectrum and satellite already has special permission to broadcast "indecent" content so long as it is scrambled or encrypted. There's no way the satellite lobby will let the congress-criters take this away.

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  27. Why only cable? Why not dish or fios tv? by majortom1981 · · Score: 1

    Why is it they are only picking on cable? Why cant this law apply to Satelite providers and fios tv also?

    1. Re:Why only cable? Why not dish or fios tv? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Why is it they are only picking on cable? Why cant this law apply to Satelite providers

      According to the article it does apply to satellite:
      "Moving beyond à la carte and family tiers, the legislation would extend indecent programming restrictions that are currently applied to terrestrial TV to cable and satellite networks."

      Falcon
  28. A la carte, yes; decency, no by Dracos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cable rates have increased at 6 times the rate of inflation this decade, it's insane.

    I want cable, but I don't want to scroll through 200 channels of crap I'll never watch (MTV, VH1, Lifetime, Oxygen, the fucking Golf channel... these are my opinions, keep your flames).

    I do want to watch the Hitlery, er--I mean, History Channel (when it's not about WWII), History International, the Discovery networks, Comedy Central, and a few select others. Give me my 20 or so channels that I actually want at $1 each, and I'll be happy.

    I'm still subscribing, and there are still commercials, so the only people who lose from censoring cable are the majority of people who aren't offended by OMGBOOBIEZ!!!111one on the National Geographic channel. If you don't like it, turn back to the 700 Club.

    The premium channels (HBO, Showtime, Skinemax, etc) are the ones they likely want to censor, and these are the ones you have to effectively subscribe to twice.

    The FCC is not my kid's parent, I am. Don't impugn my ability to perform my parental duties, you pseudo-family-values fascists. I suspect that they want to do this to increase DVD sales.

    1. Re:A la carte, yes; decency, no by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Buy a guitar or piano and learn to play music. There are other things in life than watching TV.

      Heck, you want a challenge, find a way for me to get a date on Friday that doesn't involve a "rough trick named stan" and I'd salute you.

      Tom

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    2. Re:A la carte, yes; decency, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, you want a challenge, find a way for me to get a date on Friday that doesn't involve a "rough trick named stan" and I'd salute you.

      You could try fucking your wife, if you don't mind my sloppy seconds.

    3. Re:A la carte, yes; decency, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the fucking Golf channel
      I'd watch the Fucking Golf channel. Michelle Wie is hot (or will be hot when she turns 18, whatever).

    4. Re:A la carte, yes; decency, no by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Heck, you want a challenge, find a way for me to get a date on Friday that doesn't involve a "rough trick named stan" and I'd salute you.

      Exactly what the hell constitutes a date for you??

      And who is this Stan person?

      Anyone else lost by this comment?

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    5. Re:A la carte, yes; decency, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd watch the Fucking Golf channel.

      Me too. Give a new meaning to "hole in one".

    6. Re:A la carte, yes; decency, no by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      "stan" is a reference to a quote from Family guy. The rest of the comment is an observation on my current lack of the lady friends.

      Tom

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  29. Re:Censoring cable/satelite TV in unconstitutional by geekoid · · Score: 1

    sigh... while I am against indecency laws, they don't mean the constitution is dead.

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  30. The modern infection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Religion infecting politics is the most prominent indecency which exists in 2007, worldwide.

    Soldiers didn't give their lives so that small-minded religious bigots could impose their obscene restrictions on everybody else.

    1. Re:The modern infection by ls+-la · · Score: 0

      obscene restrictions qft
  31. I f*ck*ng PAY for premium channels. by frogstar_robot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A major reason why I pay for premium channels is so I can watch things like Penn & Teller Bullshit! and Orgazmo. If pay cable has to be just like the three major networks of old then I'm dropping my cable like a hot rock. You hear that cable operators?; I'm not the only one who pays to see things the more public networks can't show. Lobby this one down pronto.

  32. Doomed to failure by cbuskirk · · Score: 1

    More pompous grandstanding for the electorate. Instead of doing real work once again congress campaigns from The Hill. It will be a cold day in hell before Disney lets you subscribe to ESPN without paying for Disney Channel, Toon Disney, ABC family, ESPN2, ESPN Classic, ESPN Spanish. If the cable companys can't stand up to Disney there is no way congress or the American people can. Not that congress wants to fight them, they are owned by the Media corps anyways.

  33. Look at it from Congress' viewpoint. by khasim · · Score: 1

    They have to justify their existence SOMEHOW!

    And what Congress does is pass laws. So, to justify their existence, they pass MORE laws.

    From Congress' viewpoint, the only stupid law is the one you didn't pass that causes you to lose the next election.

    What we need is a citizen's uprising and make ALL laws expire after 5 years (or 10 years or whatever).

    That way Congress can happily pass laws that they've already passed (thereby justifying their existence) and the rest of us can get on with our lives.

    1. Re:Look at it from Congress' viewpoint. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Yes ... I think something like an automatic sunset provision applied to all laws by default. Of course, as Congress proved with the Patriot Act that doesn't always guarantee that you'll get rid of something you don't want.

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    2. Re:Look at it from Congress' viewpoint. by Original+Replica · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Congress can also remove old stupid laws. Maybe if they spent odd numbered years getting rid of old laws, then the laws we keep might have a bit more dignity. Or maybe if they really paired down our "Code of Law" to under 5000 pages or so our judicial system wouldn't be such a "game" played by lawyers, and could actually return to being about justice. Wouldn't that be novel.

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    3. Re:Look at it from Congress' viewpoint. by tashammer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The Code of Law and all other laws have never been about "justice": what they are is an attempt to make it possible for us to more or less live together given the fact that we fight like minks given half a chance.

    4. Re:Look at it from Congress' viewpoint. by dkf · · Score: 1

      [Congress] have to justify their existence SOMEHOW!
      No they don't. They're just an emergent carbuncle who unfortunately just happen to be one of the few checks on the other dysfunctional parts of government. I'd argue for getting rid of them, but I doubt that what would replace them would be better and I suspect it might even be a lot worse.
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  34. There Should Be a Law... by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

    Actually, there shouldn't.

    If consumers want to buy just one cable channel, then they need to all go to the cable office together and cancel their services at the same time.

    If enough consumers want it, it'll happen.

    But every time you allow your government to regulate things, you lose a little more control.

    Small government == good government.

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    1. Re:There Should Be a Law... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand how things work. If 1,000 people went to a cable TV provider office and demanded access to only EWTN, just EWTN and nothing but EWTN ... they wouldn't be able to have it. There are contracts that specificy things like "every customer will get a basic cable package and Nickelodeon will be included in this basic cable package." Nickelodeon then gets a fee per cable subscriber. Period.

      If the cable companies want to sell channels a-la-carte they are going to have to renegotiate every contract they have with basic channel providers. With completely different terms. Why would Nickelodeon want to do that? They are perfectly happy with the present situation and if Comcast isn't, well tough.

      Similarly, if someone goes into their cable company and specifically says they do not want BET that's too bad. If enough people decided they didn't want BET and BET wasn't being compensated for it, BET wouldn't even be in business any longer. A lot of the marginal channels wouldn't be because the only thing that keeps them going is the way basic cable is charged for.

      And BET would get the NAACP and ACLU on their side to sue Comcast or whomever for discrimination. And BET would be back in the lineup on every single subscriber's TV.

      No, the only way to do this is by government mandate. A new regulation that is handed down so Comcast, Cox and everyone else can go to Nickelodeon, BET, EWTN and all the others to say they have to have a new agreement and different terms. And BET can't sue Comcast because it isn't their decision.

      Bet this wipes out EWTN (Eternal Word TeleVision), BET and quite a few others that very very few people want but managed to make it into the lineup. Bet you didn't even know what EWTN was before this and have never, ever watched it. Those channels are going to go bye-bye with this type of arrangement. Good or bad? I don't know. But I know that if EWTN was relying on real subscribers for income they wouldn't be around.

    2. Re:There Should Be a Law... by Khaed · · Score: 1

      For the most part, you're right, however: EWTN is basically made up of televangelists, and they rake in money. EWTN doesn't have a lot of cost to run, either. There's no way the people who watch EWTN wouldn't pay up to keep the channel. Religious people do a lot for their religion, including donate money.

      (rant coming)

      I'd be happy not to have BET, EWTN, or Nickelodeon on my lineup. I might actually get cable if I didn't have to spend $50 for a bunch of shit I'll never watch. Lifetime -- "Television for women who think men are all evil rapist bastards." BET/MTV/VH1 -- "Television for the stupid." Even TLC, which used to be fairly interesting, degraded into this stupid redecorating bullshit. When they started they showed stuff like The Human Animal. Now it's fat women with no tits getting their living room redone by a dumbass who didn't even qualify to be the sit in host for America's Funniest Home Videos.

      (rant ended)

      I feel better now.

    3. Re:There Should Be a Law... by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      Cable television is so over-regulated and wrapped up in anti-compeditive contracts and local-monopoly contracts that it's already outside the realm of "small government" and the free market. The only thing that can really effect it is changing the regulations.

      Personally, I'd like to see all of the local monopoly contracts get replaced by a full-bandwidth net neutrality rule. We have the technology to make all television be on-demand streamed over IP from companies other than the local telecoms. That's the only way to really allow competition in the market, but instead we get FIOS that's allocated 1/10th for non-neutral internet and 9/10ths for Verizon services like FIOS TV.

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  35. silly french words by z-j-y · · Score: 1

    just call it freedom channel.

    people who support micromanagement from government on such level deserve the censorship.

    or let's just illegalize all TV and get over it.

  36. Re:Censoring cable/satelite TV in unconstitutional by ls+-la · · Score: 1

    How is it constitutional for the federal government to tell any company what product(s) they must or can't offer?

  37. It's not about money by fm6 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The indy channels disappeared a long time ago. What you think of as "indy" channels are just the media monopolies doing odd stuff to try to capture niche audiences.
    The real indy channels went away when the MMs used their clout to force the cable companies to buy big bundles of channels. ("If you want to carry the local Fox station, you have to carry our new FX channel too. Yes, we know there's nothing on it yet. We'll worry about that later.") That left no room for all the weird little cable channels you used to see: the channels run by obscure religious sects, the public-domain movie channels (I saw the entire work of Ed Wood on one of those!), the Flat Earth society channel, the origami fetish channel...

    Of course, these bundles aren't cheap, which is why cable rates are so ridiculous.

    I think the folks that want alacart (I insist on spelling it that way, given the context) aren't interested in saving money or "protecting" their kids. They are just are pissed off that some of their money is going to pay for "un-Christian" content. In other words, this is just another lame "culture wars" battle that has no relation to the real world.

    1. Re:It's not about money by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      It's kind of silly. Outside of the premium channels, I don't think any money of consequence goes to the networks that operate the channels. Non-premium channels get most of their money from the ads.

      It's kind of funny about F/X too, it's not offered to C-band customers *because* Murdoch doesn't like the fact that analog C-band customers were able to buy just the channels that they want. The VideoCipher system allows subscribers to buy authorizations to packages, selected channels or packages plus selected channels.

    2. Re:It's not about money by maxume · · Score: 1

      Call me pasta, but I would much rather watch Spike, FX, TBS or Usa than I would Crazy Ron's World of Weiners or Jerry Falwells Facts That He Made Up. Crappy niche channels died because they were a waste of money; big media bundles survived because the crap they serve happens to be popular.

      Cable is 'expensive' because people are happy (enough anyway) to pay for it. If people were better tightwads, it might be cheaper. And beware the culture war, it only doesn't matter to the real world until it does, and all it takes for it to start mattering is a bill like this passing.

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    3. Re:It's not about money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was an "Orgami Fetish" channel and I was not made aware???

    4. Re:It's not about money by scenic · · Score: 1

      Dude, that's not true. ESPN charges over 2 dollars a subscriber for every subscriber that has access to ESPN. Since it's on most basic tiers, that means that ALL of you are contributing 2+ dollars per month to ESPN. Since it's one of the biggest reasons a large group of people get cable, it makes sense for the cable companies and ESPN. But that dollar amount (around 100 mil households, IIRC * 12 * 2.70) is billions. Now, ESPN is in it's own price bracket for basic cable, but even if you dropped that to .50 or .25, it's still hundreds of millions. getting on basic cable can be a sweet deal for popular channels. I'm not sure where the bottom is on subscriber fees, so maybe there are a lot of channels that are in the pennies range or part of a bundle that costs .50 or a dollar. It would be great for cable companies to disclose these fees so consumers would understand what was going into their bills. Sujal

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    5. Re:It's not about money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make sacks of money. They'll say "Oh, you want this channel?" (In a few cases "this channel" was even a local CBS/ABC/NBC/Fox that the cable company was *legally required* to carry by the recent 'must carry' rules..") "Oh, you want this channel? You have to buy these other ones too, even if you don't want them. They're $x per customer. These ones MUST be on the basic tier, and these MUST be on the extended tier. The rest you can put wherever you want" (Did you ever wonder why like every cable company and dish are standardized into having "basic", "expanded basic", and then additional channels and packages on digital cable? This is why.) One reason I like Dish network -- Viacom told Dish Network that in order to keep carrying MTV, Comedy Central, etc. they had to add some crap channels, raising the package price by several dollars. Dish Network told them to go fuck themselves; the head of Dish Network is a gambler, and he bet Viacom would break and not require this. Dish Network lost Comedy Central for a few days, but then Viacom totally folded; while a bunch of cable cos. had to jack up rates just to pay Viacom for some crap channels, Dish Network did not.

    6. Re:It's not about money by rhendershot · · Score: 1

      there was....

      but they folded. ;)

  38. YES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, I would do anything for this bill to get passed. Obviously the decency thing is fucking bullshit, but we'll worry about that later. Cable companies will stop at nothing to avoid offering a la carte service; it's a tough nut to crack. In fact their lobbyists are undoubtedly behind the deceny part of the bill in order to get everyone to vote against it. Well, fuck that. I say we pass this shit so they finally have to start giving us what we want.

  39. This could be good (but probably wont be) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best case scenario:

    Cable channels are a la carte. Cheaper, and we only have to pay for what we want to watch. They agree not to show scarystuff/pr0n/bad language/etc --ON THE BASIC "FAMILY" CHANNEL PACKAGE-- until late at night, or not at all. But they leave the rest of the channel packages ALONE. NO OVERSIGHT, NO CONTROL, NO INDECENCY RULINGS.

    Probable case scenario:

    This is all just a ruse to get government "indecency" hooks into cable programming. Remember, ALL governments eventually seek to make themselves larger and more powerful; to expand into things they have no business (or legal right) to be in. Once they get a toehold, a few years later, they have massive amounts of control and influence over it.

    Note: Rep. Lipinski is the real driving force on this bill, and its not the first time. He had another similar bill last year or the year before IIRC. He salivates over controlling the cable networks under the guise of "OMG, someone please think of the children!". (As a sidenote, he basically "inherited" his seat in Congress from his incumbent father. But thats how shady Chicago politics work.)

    Lipinksi is a Democrat, so please drop the Republican/Middle America/Christian bashing for a moment. When it comes to extending government control and influence, the (current) Reps and Dems are equally evil-minded charlatans. The Dems are pushing harder and harder for control of things like cable and talk radio (to silence the political discourse of alternate media).

  40. Ron Paul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you agree that this bill is asinine, support Ron Paul for President. He understands the stupidity of such things, and knows they are unconstitutional.

  41. Weasel a'la carte by slarrg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not really a'la carte. They make you subscribe to the whole tier then refund the cable company's cost for each channel you drop from the tier. Every cable company will immediately be paying a fee to allow channels from each media company then pay only a penny per channel per subscriber. That way they can charge $20/tier then refund $.50 when when you opt out of every channel in the tier. This will be rife with abuse!

  42. What's wrong with the 'V-Chip' by wfs2mail.com · · Score: 1

    I think the 'V-Chip' is essentially useless the way it is, or was, implemented.

    I think it should have been enabled by default and set to the G rating. That way, if you wish to enable anything above that rating, you must enable it yourself. That is the only way you can put the choice and responsibility in the hands of the viewer. This would have given programmers more freedom yet more accountable.

    If you set 'V-Chip' to allow PG, or adult, then that's what you're allowed to see and programmers are allowed to show it. If something gets shown outside of its rating, well, then you have a right to complain and the programmers should be reprimanded, fined or whatever.

    Unfortunately when they started shipping sets, the 'V-Chip' was off by default, so its too late implement the system the way it should have been. If you tried doing that now, all the people who already purchased a set would still complain instead of turning on their 'V-Chips'

  43. Heres a fix! by corifornia · · Score: 0

    Support national "Wear a Fuck TShirt" Day. Its July 7th. Wear a TShirt that says fuck and go to public places. "Fuck the FCC" is a popular one.

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  44. OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the question I've wondered for along time......

      This country is HORRIF!ED by the sight of bare breasts, including TV.

      I've always suspected it was attributable to the fact that our lawmakers are from a very different age, and as we grow older, some of us will become the lawmakers and (H0PEFULLY) won't be so freaking uptight.

      Or will we? Are there lame overly conservative dipshits among our contemporaries? Will we ever get naked boobies on American TV?

    Extra credit; will it be a bad thing that we're so relaxed? Will we bring anarchy unto ourselves as loosened morals are taken further and further? Will society become a real life continuous episode of Jerry Springer?

    1. Re:OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...Will we bring anarchy unto ourselves as loosened morals are taken further and further?"

      Homework:

      Go get some DVDs of old shows filmed in and around Los Angeles, CA. Get some old pictures too. Circa 1950-1960. Notice the clean, well-maintained streets? The safe, well-dressed, happy, carefree population?

      Now... go stroll along those same areas now.

      I reccomend you go armed though. And try not to step on the derelects or the discarded HEP C needles. Watch out for those girls waving you over; they're really guys. And they're all infected with very bad things. And their Central American pimp (see the guy back there with tatoos all over his bald head and wielding a machete?); he is waiting in the shadows for you. Best avoid that angry troop of black-clad, bandana-wearing anarchists marching your way; they're looking for trouble. Oh and I hope you haven't done anything foolish like bring an American flag with you - because in this town, that can get you killed...

  45. Go cold turkey by Bork · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I pulled the plug on my TV about 2 years ago. Not bragging about it, I just got upset about a $40 a month fee, biased news, empty programming, endless reruns, series based on previous series that were based on...., series based on commercials, 20+ minutes of commercials in an hour show.

    I took about 6 months to get use to being without the TV. I am busy enough with my normal life now that I would not want to lose the hours I use to spend watching it. It's strange now when I am at a friend's house while their TV is on, I get mesmerized / hypnotize by it, all intelligent thought is removed.

    A lot of people find it enjoyable; great for them, I found it to be an addiction.

    1. Re:Go cold turkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, I stopped watching about 25 years ago (yikes!). If I'm at a friend's house while their TV is on, I get irritated. It's so clumsy - ie., obvious propaganda, whoops of laughter at things that aren't the slightest bit funny, actors who're really nothing special, talk show hosts who're idiots...

  46. The bright side of censorship by TodMinuit · · Score: 1

    HBO, Showtime, and similar channels will migrate to IPTV much quicker. That is, until the government decides that belongs to them too.

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  47. Re:Censoring cable/satelite TV in unconstitutional by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Informative

    Really? Let's look at the facts. The last big first amendment issue the supreme court looked at was the McCain-Feingold campaign finance reform. In a 5-4 decision, the supreme court decided that it was ok to abridge the first amendment.

    Who were the 5 first amendment haters? Breyer, Stevens, O'Connor, Souter, and Ginsburg, the 4 liberal, 1 wishy washy jurists.

    Justice Thomas (perhaps you consider him extreme right leaning?) dissented, calling it the "most significant abridgment of the freedoms of speech and association since the Civil War."

    Who do you agree with?

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  48. What Hypocrites! by no-body · · Score: 1
    And - who are they(*) trying to fool?


    Holier than thou on one side, on the other side taking money, lying, a hive of intrigues with a moral of cheating on their wifes going to prostitutes - ahem, escort services and getting neck massages - ....

    The "forbidden" 6 (?) words: fuck, shit... are used in daily life - and?

    It's all a big smoke screen to hide the real issues that a large part of the population is getting sucked on!

    *) they: "democratic" representatives watching out for you, so you are not taking any harm!

  49. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are delusional if you think ESPN would not survive a la carte; or are you being sarcastic? Sarcasm doesn't translate very well over the Internet, you know. Also, MTV would have no problem surviving (unfortunately).

    1. Re:lol by servognome · · Score: 1

      You are delusional if you think ESPN would not survive a la carte; or are you being sarcastic? Sarcasm doesn't translate very well over the Internet, you know. Also, MTV would have no problem surviving (unfortunately).
      The previous poster was pointing out that ESPN & MTV, also throw in CNN, were considered risky efforts because they targetted "niche" markets.
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  50. carrot and the stick by wizkid · · Score: 1


    Yes, I'd like the ala-carte programming. But getting the stupid FCC regulation with it. That's not actually a stick, it's an overweight baseball bat, being handled by a pumped up steroid enhanced baseball player.

    It looks to me like another attempt by the government to jack us up with more big-brother monitoring. The FCC used to be a good thing. But now, my personal opinion is that it should be disbanded. It used to be to control broadcast channel frequencies, and other radio channel frequencies ( and the protocols and licenses to use them ). It looks like we may be losing another chunk of freedom, in the name of protecting us from those evil titty's.

    AHHHHHHH ATACK OF THE KILLER DIRTY WORD!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

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  51. This bill won't save money for consumers. by DragonPup · · Score: 1

    First off, yes, I work for a certain large cable providers. I am pretty low on the food chain, and I do not speak for my employers, blah blah blah.

    There are 3 major obstacles that will stop this from saving money for customers.

    To make this work, the cable providers will need to scramble everything beyond the basic local broadcast channels(which they are required to carry by law for every subscriber. At least in Massachusetts). So for customers who don't have a cable box on TVs but have the standard cable channels, they will now be forced to get a cable box on every set.

    Back end expenses. While most people here know how to install a cable box, you'd be surprised how many don't. All the man hours and inevitable overtime to install boxes on every TV, as well as the cost of the boxes themselves will add up fast. And let's not forget the having to retool the back end billing systems to accommodate a hundred plus new rate codes.

    There are not as many cable channel owning companies as many believe. If you think that renegotiating the contract for individual channels is going to make the media and cable companies any less money in the end, you may have another thing coming. Those 'couple channels' you actually watch will likely be the most expensive, to the point it will be practically cheaper just to get the package you had before. Oh, and the home shopping network you want to get rid of is likely a locally broadcast channel a cable company can't drop if it wanted to.

    On top of these, you will lost out in variety, since the less mainstream channels will suddenly find themselves with fewer viewers. They will get less money from the cable stations who aren't carrying them in the number they used to, and fewer viewers means less ad revenue. Some will go belly up, others will have to scale back on their programming.

    The idea of government enforced a la carte sounds like a good idea, full of rainbows and unicorns and sugar plum hills, but in my opinion, it is anything but for the consumers.

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  52. Re: Bill to Bring A La Carte, Indecency Regs by kinglink · · Score: 1

    For the same reason you can't get Sci-fi in my area unless you buy the sports package. I'll let you figure that one out yourself because I'm tired of trying.

  53. Unlike broadcast television, which is available to by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    Why should kids who's parents have cable be abused, by being forced to watch the crap that is on the cable channels these days?

  54. Cartel by tepples · · Score: 1

    So when did someone put a gun to your head and force you to order cable? Satellite and FIOS aren't any better. A better question, given that PBS is funded by CPB, which in turn is funded by the US Treasury, is "So when did the IRS put a gun to your head and force you to order PBS?"
    1. Re:Cartel by darjen · · Score: 1

      Satellite and FIOS aren't any better. A better question, given that PBS is funded by CPB [cpb.org], which in turn is funded by the US Treasury, is "So when did the IRS put a gun to your head and force you to order PBS?"
      Nobody forces people to order Satellite or FIOS either. And if you stop paying the IRS, you better believe they will put a gun to your head.
    2. Re:Cartel by tepples · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nobody forces people to order Satellite or FIOS either. If you could not get cable, satellite, or FIOS, due to not being able to afford tied channels, what would you get instead?

      And if you stop paying the IRS, you better believe they will put a gun to your head. Therefore, somebody is putting a gun to your head to order TV.
    3. Re:Cartel by darjen · · Score: 1

      If you couldn't get cable, satellite, or FIOS, there is always netflix, over air channels, or even read a book or do something otherwise constructive with your life. Obviously someone is forcing us to pay for PBS, and I am against that as well, but that is not the same thing as my point about cable companies forcing us to watch their crap. Moreover, you can watch PBS over the air too. Personally, my days of cable are numbered. I might even cancel today, now that the Cavaliers playoffs are over. Netflix lets you watch whatever you want without commercials, for cheaper. And they have lots of tv shows on dvd.

  55. Most cable networks wont allow 'tier-ing' now... by josquint · · Score: 1

    I work for a small cable company, and a la carte would S U C K for small companies.
    Provisioning customer based on a per-channel basis would be an absolute nightmare with any of the software we've seen.

    Right now we have 2 main channel packages and a few add-on packages . The 2 main packages are basically broken into "all normal cable channels" and "all normal cable channels, plus premium movie channels". These blocks are based on contracts that we have with the networks that we pay on a per-subscriber basis. ALOT of specialized networks that we don't currently offer WILL NOT ALLOW us to put them on our "extra" channel packages such as our sports add-on package, then demand it be offered in all our standard packages. We don't end up adding them because the per-subscriber charge is relatively high($1+ each/MONTH) and we don't believe in raising rates every 6 months (done so twice in 5 years, and still a lot of complaints).

    I'd imagine very many of the premium and specialized networks who live off the per subscriber charge MUST fight this tooth and nail. Not to mention all of our wonderful Java based on-screen guide software displays all available channels whether the subscriber gets them or not, so a la cart would generate a lot of 1-channel for 1-month issues because they want to watch 1 show on it once.

    Pricing would be interesting as we offer triple-play services on a FTTH Network, so breaking the $85/month into the 3 services which are co-dependant due to the fairly expensive FTTH NID on each house, and and further breaking each channel down would come out to like 30 to 40 cents per channel. But some channels cost 2-3 times that much per subscriber, and ones like over-the-air broadcast ones are simply encoded and broadcasted with little or no network cost.

  56. Re: Bill to Bring A La Carte, Indecency Regs by shaitand · · Score: 1

    That's better than my area. If you want digital cable you have to take everything except the premium movie channels and the prices reflect it.

  57. Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's see what survives. Was I paying for your shit, or were you paying for mine?

    1. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't look at me. I got rid of cable TV a long time ago. I went back a few times. But in the last ten years, I think I have had cable TV for a total of 26 months. Only four of those months did I pay for cable TV. The other months was when I had short-term roommates. The rest of the time I did not have cable and did not want it, and did not miss it.

      The only channels I did watch were Discovery, History, TLC, Comedy Central, and then Adult Swim on Cartoon Network the last time. If I was to go a-la-carte on those stations alone I would be paying a lot. Comedy Central is owned by Viacom. Viacom will push down your throat MTV, VHI, Nickelodeon, and other junk stations that mean nothing to me as a single male 30 years of age, with no kids. Now that I think of it, isn't History, Discovery and TLC owned by Viacom? Maybe two of the three, I don't care. I don't watch TV anymore.

      I do however, have the SouthPark DVDs, Futurama, Robot Chicken, and Family Guy to keep me company. I recorded the last couple the last time I had cable. So I am using time-shifting on those. But I could live without them just fine.

      So there is none of my junk that you are paying for, as I do not watch TV, so no subscription.

  58. ala carte is dumb by z4ce · · Score: 1

    From a market value perspective ala carte just makes no sense at all. Yes you get a lot of channels you don't, no you're not paying for them. Whoever is appropiating value from them is paying for them. Remember: it costs NOTHING to provide you a channel of cable. The content and distribution network is already there. Marginal cost is truly zero.

    Everyone has different value amounts on each channel. It can be arguably assumed the value of no channel is negative. So what do you do? You try to come up with a bundle of channels that presents approximately the same amount of value to most customers. It simplifies billing and tends to work out pretty well for all parties involved.

  59. Internet by ryu1232 · · Score: 1

    First they will pass this Bill, then the next one will be for The Internet.
    I dislike it when politicians pander to peoples stupidity.

  60. Coincidentally... by CompMD · · Score: 1
    Iran has decided to impose the death penalty on porn stars. And every news station you'll see tells you that Iran is EEEEEVVILLL and is completely backwards. With a bill like this in Congress, what does that make us?

    Its times like these when I am just plain disappointed in our country.

  61. I hope this passes by Tommy_S · · Score: 1

    "Unlike broadcast television, which is available to anyone with a TV and an antenna, people subscribe to and pay for cable/satellite.'"

    And so if I don't want it don't buy it! Nice theory. Problem for me is I do want it, 90% of it anyhow, but I don't want the 10% that is complete smut. As it stands now I've either got to take the bad with the good or do without all of it entirely. The OPTION to buy and view descent programming without penalty of bringing smut into home sure sounds reasonable to me. You want your smut, by all means, buy it, jerk off to it, enjoy yourself, but I shouldn't have to subsidize it.

  62. bring on a la carte! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I choose not to watch certain types of programming and as an adult and a parent, I have always had the choice and the right NOT to buy HBO, Cinemax, etc. Now to have the opportunity not to HAVE to pay for the Golf Channel, Telemundo, Univision, etc. sounds pretty tasty to me! Bon appetit and bring it on!!! :)

  63. I'd rather pay for channels I don't use. by djrok212 · · Score: 1

    I'd rather pay for channels I don't use, then let them determine what is decent for me. If they are putting these two measures through as one bill, then I hope it fails.

  64. Money over Content by tacocat · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't think anyone realistically believes you can save money by cafeteria channel selection. So it's likely a back door project to legalize cafeteria pricing so the channels you purchase today can be even more expensive tomorrow. Personally I like have some non-standard channels around. Sometimes they have really intersting stuff on them. But I don't know about them at the time I make my cafeteria selections.

    I don't think I mind the content regulations. I'm getting tired of a show, in order to make ratings, push the boundaries on vulgar unimaginative programming. When you have to be funny without swearing or refering to body parts or body functions, it does require you to be a little more creative.

  65. Re: Bill to Bring A La Carte, Indecency Regs by Kopiok · · Score: 1

    Exactly. It should be a law that a bill can only be made up of provisions relating to a single purpose. (No "To Promote Economical Status and Decency in Television" crap. Straight, one term titles) We can put it on the next Iraq spending bill. :P

  66. Indy channels and media monopolies by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    The indy channels disappeared a long time ago. What you think of as "indy" channels are just the media monopolies doing odd stuff to try to capture niche audiences.

    Funny, I didn't know IFC and the Sundance channel was part of the media monopoly.

    Falcon
    1. Re:Indy channels and media monopolies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, of course they are. Sundance is owned by Showtime/CBS, Universal/NBC and Robert Redford. IFC is owned by Cablevision.

      My general rule of thumb is, if I've heard of 'em, they're not small enough to be indy.

    2. Re:Indy channels and media monopolies by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Funny, I didn't know IFC and the Sundance channel was part of the media monopoly.

      IFC is owned by Rainbow Media Holdings, Inc. which is a conglomerate that also owns AMC among other things.

      Sundance Channel is owned jointly by Showtime, Universal Studios, and Robert Redford.

    3. Re:Indy channels and media monopolies by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Sundance is owned by Showtime/CBS, Universal/NBC and Robert Redford. IFC is owned by Cablevision.

      Thanks, though I knew Robert Redford started Sundance I didn't know the others you mention also owned Sundance. As for IFC, I though Mark Cuban owned it. Looking at a wiki article though I see Cablevision does own it.

      Falcon
  67. All commerce is interstate commerce by tepples · · Score: 1

    At most, that argument would allow for state governments to regulate content, the federal government still has no authority to do this. More often than not, cable operators in the United States relay signals originating from other states. Therefore, cable TV is interstate commerce. Besides, after Wickard v. Filburn , all commerce is interstate commerce.
    1. Re:All commerce is interstate commerce by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Besides, after Wickard v. Filburn , all commerce is interstate commerce.

      And after Raich, all non-commerce is interstate commerce.

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  68. Re: Bill to Bring A La Carte, Indecency Regs by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I still don't understand how/why they bundle fundementally different concepts into one bill.
    You can't get a stop sign at the end of your street unless you also vote for new garbage bins for the courthouse...what??

    One item is piggybacked onto another item because that's the only way it would be approved, and congress knows this.

    Falcon
  69. Wickard v. Filburn by tepples · · Score: 1

    How is it constitutional for the federal government to tell any company what product(s) they must or can't offer? Wickard v. Filburn .
  70. indecency by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    If you can get any channel you want a la carte, then why do you need to impose indecency regs on channels.

    Because they are a bunch of prudes.

    Falcon
    1. Re:indecency by YouTookMyStapler · · Score: 1
      From the article:

      "In today's culture, parents are increasingly worried that their children are exposed to obscene, indecent, and violent programming," Rep. Lipinski said in a statement. "While there is no doubt that parents are the first line of defense in protecting their kids, clearly they need more help."


      People today want kids, since they are the new hot fashion item, but they don't want to actually have to discipline them or set ground rules in fear of hurting their feelings or not being their friend. These people would rather have the government make restrictions for what everyone watches or listens to for fear that their precious children might hear a dirty word or see a tit.

      When I was a kid if my parents didn't like me watching certain programming they either changed the channel or turned off the television. I was told to go read a book or do something else constructive. The concept isn't a hard one to figure out. IMHO I think a lot of these censorship happy people are just lazy parents.

      I like the idea of a la carte cable programming [why do I have to pay for 25 channels of Spanish language programming?]. However, if having a la carte programming comes at a cost of bull$hit "Nanny State" indecency regulations being applied to the programming that I voluntarily pay for, I'd rather not have a la carte cable.
    2. Re:indecency by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      people would rather have the government make restrictions for what everyone watches or listens to for fear that their precious children might hear a dirty word or see a tit.

      Unfortunately this is all too true. Also there's a vocal minority who want a nanny state. This fits right in with some religious people's idea of how government should be, like people who follow Christian Reconstructionism, also known as Dominion Theology. These people are basically Christian Talibans and want to stone people to death for many of the things the Taliban beheaded people for such as having sex with someone who's not their spouse, evenif they aren't married. They don't care if people have the same believes, they just want to tell people how to live.

      When I was a kid if my parents didn't like me watching certain programming they either changed the channel or turned off the television. I was told to go read a book or do something else constructive. The concept isn't a hard one to figure out. IMHO I think a lot of these censorship happy people are just lazy parents.

      I didn't have it like that myself that I can recall. I don't recall not being able to watch anything I wanted. However I still read a lot. Because I was an insomniac, and still am, I could spend half of the night reading in bed, either by moonlight or if it wasn't bright enough by flashlight.

      Falcon
  71. Easy Parent Control by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    It makes sense for Congress to require cable programming to include ratings on a 0-10 scale in several categories, then craft some standard ratings categories (like R-violence, PG-sex, G-smarmy) around them, purely informational. Which would be carried with the program's signal to the terminal, which terminal would include SW like a V-Chip or nannyware, keyed optionally to either the standard ratings or the specifics in the categories, and keyed to time of day and day of week. All of which restriction should be optional, with detailed config and "decision support" training on a dedicated cable channel.

    Parents should take responsibility for their kids' viewing, and their own. Rather than dilute cable to the lowest common denominator, they should filter what they don't like. Making it easy for them will get them out of the way and stop them from hassling, and censoring, the rest of us.

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    1. Re:Easy Parent Control by DJ_Maiko · · Score: 1

      Parents should take responsibility for their kids' viewing, and their own. Rather than dilute cable to the lowest common denominator, they should filter what they don't like. I agree wholeheartedly! However, we live in a (almost necessary) dual-income society where it's much easier for parents to pop in a dvd, feed them microwaveable food & allow kids to monitor themselves. Sad, but true, that television has become the new babysitter.

      Like Dr. Oz said on an episode of Oprah (back in like Nov. '06) in reference to kids' eating habits:
      Kids won't pay attention to what you tell them to eat but they WILL pay attention (& mimic) what you, as the parent, is eating.

      The same applies to their viewing, exercise & socialization habits. I just wish more parents listened to & understood these concepts...our future is depending on it.
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    2. Re:Easy Parent Control by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what do you mean by "However"?

      The situation you describe is why it needs to be easy for parents to filter media for their kids. They should be able to look at a show (while watching, or in a preview, or in a listing) and say "not for kids", and let their set-top box (or home server, or subscribed website, etc) look at its detailed ratings breakdown, and filter out all shows that match (or are "worse").

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  72. decency laws by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Regarding "decency" laws: what is it about certain people that they feel the need to force their pattern for living upon everyone else?

    People like this don't have enough confidence in their own stance to allow others to choose otherwise. And because they aren't confident they have to dictate to others.

    Falcon
  73. its about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How DARE the cable company force 2 mexican channels down my throat when I'd much rather have the national geographic channel and boomerang in their place. I don't talk Spanish, and it should be illegal to do so in America. This could not come soon enough. Who cares if new channels fail? There are more than enough channels out there already. If someone wants to create a new series, they can go to one of them. Who the hell wants to watch new TV series, anyway? All this reality bullshit sucks a fat one and should be banned.

  74. Ted "the tubes" Stevens by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Not that I'm saying they *should* be regulated. But when you have Ted "the tubes" Stevens up there, anything could happen.

    Are those tubes, like the bridge, going to nowhere?

    Falcon
  75. My god...just because someone's kids are smart... by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 1

    the legislation would also extend broadcast indecency standards to cable and satellite TV for the first time: 'In accordance with the indecency and profanity policies and standards applied by the [FCC] to broadcasters, as such policies and standards are modified from time to time, not transmit any material that is indecent or profane on any channel in the expanded basic tier of such distributor except between 10pm and 6am.'

    I thought this BS was over...especially since if you teach the parents how to operate their remote by showing them how to turn off the TV or switch the channel when they find something "objectionable"...there would be no need of this legislation. As a buddy of mine who used to work at a cable company in the bible noose used to tell people (hate using this term in such a loose way) who would call in to complain about the Playboy Channel...either you're paying extra for it or else you're stealing it...which one is it??? On the other hand...if it bothers you that much...you have 3 options: 1. Don't subscribe...2. You have a channel tuner...learn what it is & use it...3. Turn off your TV by flipping the switch or unplugging it from the wall.

    Those with the little minds would get so mad they would hang up & call his boss (who would just laugh at them even harder & tell them that unless they were a subscriber to the programming...he needed to get some work done) or keep on complaining. By going into a tirade during the overnight shift he worked...for some reason...the phone would disconnect & stay disconnect for long enough for him to go run some errands for his job.

    My point is that if this type of programming that you allow to be in your home bothers you this much...you can either not watch it...watch it while doing strange things to yourself while wearing your Victoria Secret's or not subscribe to it in the first place. I'm not at your house holding your eyes open & pointing a gun at you to watch it...so STFU about someone else other than yourself corrupting your children!!!

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  76. music by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Buy a guitar or piano and learn to play music

    I prefer the flute and have one by David Nighteagle. Unfortunately I haven't learned to play it yet. I'd love to learn to play it like R.Carlos Nakai.

    Falcon
  77. viewer responsibility by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I think it should have been enabled by default and set to the G rating. That way, if you wish to enable anything above that rating, you must enable it yourself. That is the only way you can put the choice and responsibility in the hands of the viewer.

    It's the viewer's responsibility to set the tv's v-chip to G if they only want that.

    Falcon
    1. Re:viewer responsibility by wfs2mail.com · · Score: 1

      I think you missed my point. The point being that it should be set to a lower threshold and allow the viewer to raise it to whatever level they are comfortable with. As opposed to the upper threshold where you would see everything, whether or not you wanted to. Then having to set the level to whatever they wanted. Only allow viewers who are old and intelligent enough to adjust the level to a more mature viewer level.

  78. alacart != lowerRates by earlymon · · Score: 1

    apologies if redundant, but this thread is making me crazy: 1. on my planet, alacart will have absofuckinglutely nothing to do with lower rates - don't know about others'.... 2. as other posts as noted, fewer channels will lower diversity and increase homogenization 3. production costs will go down due to support for fewer channels while revenue model increases 4. name the broadcast or cable organization that won't lobby for this, while your rep to WashDC brags about passing this bill to save the children To the tune of Mickey Mouse: F-U-C, K-E-D, A-G-A-I-N

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  79. Wow. RTFA. Hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. Could we stop the unreasoned freaking out and RTFA? Apparently, all the bill says is that people who don't like to watch things that would be considered offensive on broadcast TV should be offered a package that doesn't include such things. It doesn't say that all cable channels have to meet broadcast decency standards.

    This bill is a Good Thing(TM). It's mandating that we all be offered the TV choices we want, whether we're whacko right-wingers who are afraid of breasts (oggey-boogey-boogey!!!) or we're slashdotters who only want to buy SciFi, CNN, Discovery, and the Softcore Cable Porn channel.

    So chill out. They're not going to take away your softcore porn, they're just not going to make you buy HSN or the paranoid parents out there buy anything that might expose their kids to a new idea.

    1. Re:Wow. RTFA. Hard. by earlymon · · Score: 1

      ymmv

      it's not widely known, and is highly discouraged, but directv still offers alacart, if you want to stay on the phone long enough and argue enough - it was offered this way originally, and if you cry shenanigans enough to one of the mgrs, you can have it. at about zero savings once you load in more than a few channels, as i understand it. but, if you want to engage in some principle on the matter, you can knock yourself out.

      creating a bill that requires businesses to do what they already do - unprofitably - is in no way, shape or form a good thing(tm)

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    2. Re:Wow. RTFA. Hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap really?!?! When it was "DirecTV with USSB" and did have ala cart, I know the channels *I* wanted only came to about $9/month. (I didn't sign up then though...) It'd be awesome if I could still do something like that.

  80. You're living in a dream world. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One way or another the cable/fios/satellite company is going to get their $50/mo (or whatever) plus fees plus rentals plus plus plus. When it's all over you're going to pay the same amount, or more, for less.

  81. CSA Consitution by sadler121 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The Confederate States of America did have such a provision, Article I, Section IX, Paragraph 20 reads:

    Every law, or resolution having the force of law, shall relate to but one subject, and that shall be expressed in the title.


    In fact, a line item veto was also included, Article I, Section VII, Paragraph 2 reads:

    The President may approve any appropriation and disapprove any other appropriation in the same bill.


    http://www.law.ou.edu/ushistory/csaconstitution/
    1. Re:CSA Consitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In fact, a line item veto was also included

      Yeah, because as we've all seen lately, the president has too little power.

    2. Re:CSA Consitution by Kopiok · · Score: 1

      Kind of makes you wish that the North adopted some of the improvements to the Constitution that the South made. Considering they wrote theirs after the experience of the original constitution, it's almost expected.

    3. Re:CSA Consitution by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      It cuts both ways. Requiring that laws pertain to a single purpose wouldn't stop this indecency + a la carte bundle. The single purpose is cable television regulation. The bad side of single-purpose requirements is that sometimes it's helpful to get things done. Appropriations bills, for example, can't be done with a "single purpose" without that purpose being so broad that it becomes vacuous. Forcing a "single purpose" requirement so narrow as to separate 'television indecency' and 'television programming' would cost taxpayers tens of millions of dollars in added expenses for the glut of bills which would have to be offered individually.

      But even more importantly, the bills would be offered independently (which costs a great deal more in the printing, binding, review, scheduling, distribution, markup, and really every phase of the bill) but would not be considered individually. Congress would start grouping them back together in odd and arbitrary ways in order to wade through the piles faster.

      "Single purpose" provisions would help when someone tosses a strip mining rider on a bill for public education, but proper use of the media and internal power structures keep those blatant abuses down. Good bills are defeated by string-pulling and manipulation by the opponents. That's simply a given and how the process has always and will always work, so long as human beings are involved. The actual *voting* on any given piece of legislation is largely symbolic.

  82. It's less about parental controls . . . by Dausha · · Score: 1

    To all who claim this is a violation of Free Speech: Free Speech is about being able to complain about your government without finding yourself in prison. It is not about your ability to say whatever-the-hell you want to say.

    Amendments are remedial in nature: they are enacted to correct a flaw in the law. When looking to understand an amendment, look to the original law, the abuses, and how the amendment would remedy that abuse.

    Look at the context of the First Amendment. The issue was about troops being used to silence opposition to the British Government, not about whether you could run around topless.

    Regardless, I have sought ala carte selection since the 1980s, when I was a teenager. It wasn't because I thought MTV was indecent. I wanted ala carte because I only watch a half-dozen channels and don't like subsidizing channels that wouldn't otherwise survive. Forcing a pack of channels is inherently anti-democratic and anti-libertarian. It allows a fat corporation to shove more channels into the lineup and receive a greater share of your monthly fee. Packaged deals are the payola of the cable industry.

    I presently don't get to watch the History Channel and others I would like to watch precisely because I would be forced to give money to other channels (and by extension corporations) that I don't want my money going to.

    Roger Waters once complained about having 13 channels of shit to chose from. Now, there are 130. I only want 6; let me pick. That is the essence of freedom.

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    1. Re:It's less about parental controls . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To all who claim this is a violation of Free Speech: Free Speech is about being able to complain about your government without finding yourself in prison. It is not about your ability to say whatever-the-hell you want to say."

                Horseshit. Free speech IS about being able to say whatever-the-fuck I want to say. There's limits based on libel, slander, "helling fire" etc., but saying whatever else I want is in fact the basis of free speech. If the standard was "freedom of speech if I'm complaining about the government", even the soviet era where copy machines were restricted, people had to watch what they said and wrote or risk being sent to Siberia etc., would be A-OK under your definition; after all, non-political speech isn't protected, and most political speech, the goverment could argue they were not complaining about the soviet government, but instead discussing completely separate political ideologies.

  83. it make me actually get cable by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    around here it is something in the range of $120 a month for cable with no pay channels- that is insane- I don't have cable for this reason- if I could choose the few channels that I would watch I might actually get cable-
    also- I am all for freedom of the media but this bill really is all in the details- the idea of doing a "family oriented" designation actually sounds like a good idea since it lets all of the other channels off the hook and they won't be forced to do the "after 10pm" thing.
    also- I can see this as good and bad for independents- It may be possible to bring more independents on the scene since they would be able to charge and be charged based on actual niche interests- the cable companies would want to have more channels for people to choose from- if places like IFC and such went down a lot of people would be turned off from cable since the overall amount of content would be lost and in the end they would conceivably want to have more stations since they can charge consumers per-channel. At the same time if say the "I am bob and here is my living room" channel came out and no one wanted to subscribe to it- it would go down. I think that the overall economics would need to be deeply examined.

  84. Where the hell are the parents? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, where the hell are they? Did they not realise that they grew up just fine? Or maybe they didn't, and that's why they're as wacked out as to think that the government should become their children's parents, or possibly even their own parents?

    I'm all for a cable system where I can pick and choose my own channels. Then I could get just ESPN, ESPN2, Comedy Central, and HBO. But no, instead I'm forced to pay for WE, Lifetime, Lifetime Movies, Oxygen, and a bunch of other crap that I'll never use. This is why I will not pay for TV any more. I remember reading on a PBS page about some guy in Canada becoming his own cable company for his neighborhood. He only had to pay something like $0.50 per channel per subscriber, so if he had 2 subscribers, one of them ordered Disney and ESPN while the other ordered only ESPN, he would only have to pay $1.50. It sounded really cool, but I'm sure that due to differences in licensing laws and the like that such a thing could never happen in the US.

  85. I think you missed my point by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    The point being that it should be set to a lower threshold and allow the viewer to raise it to whatever level they are comfortable with.

    No I didn't. I don't think the V-chip should be set period to an initial setting. The parent, or viewer, should set it the first tyme the tv is turned on. At the same tyme the security code should be changed from default.

    Falcon
  86. Let me be the first to say by j-turkey · · Score: 1

    Fuck that shit!

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  87. Sports and news? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Netflix lets you watch whatever you want without commercials, for cheaper. And they have lots of tv shows on dvd. Netflix might be a good part of a package intended for somebody trying to kick the basic cable habit. But the Netflix model of distributing packaged feature films and packaged TV series doesn't help for live events that can't be so easily packaged, such as video news or sports. So what should fill in for that? What should I do for a household that subscribes to cable primarily for ESPN, ESPN2, the Golf Channel, CNN, and CNN Background Noise? And with local cable companies tying Internet access to television, how can one who is trying to quit basic cable get affordable broadband Internet access other than by moving within the range of DSL?