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Scientists Move Closer to Human Therapeutic Cloning
"Human therapeutic cloning has moved a step closer after U.S. researchers said they had successfully created embryonic stem cells from monkey embryos. Scientists told a stem cell research conference in Cairns this week that they had successfully created two batches of embryonic stem cells from cloned rhesus monkey embryos."
Therapeutic Cloning?
WTF is that supposed to mean?
You're cloning yourself... to feel better?
If you don't feel good, why clone yourself?
If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
Damn good thing I like bananas, and trees, and Tarzan, and especially Jane!
When the Labcoats attack you, prepare to fling the poo,
Monkey see...Monkey do(doo)!
Down With Slashdot BETA!!! I've been around the corner and seen the oliphant; you can only abuse me from your perspecti
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
(Chorus)
Clone, clone of my own,
With your Y-Chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex. -Randall Garrett, additional verses by Isaac Asimov
Now can anyone accelerate the aging process? By the time she's 18 I could be dead.
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
I want a three-headed monkey!
Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
Oh the humanity!!!!
That little glob could be the next OJ Simpson, or Professor Snape!
If that is a human, than I think I may have just picked a human out of my nose this morning. Now I am going to find it, and call it Freddie.
Every sperm is sacred! Save me Jebus!