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Some 7-11s Become Kwik-E-Marts

caffiend666 writes "According to a Yahoo News story some 7-11s are being rebranded into Simpsons 'Kwik-E-Marts' . The makeover includes fronting on the buildings that make it look like a cartoon, Simpsons merchandise on the shelves, and Simpsons show brands available for purchase in the store. From the article: 'The Fox/7-Eleven deal is an example of a practice called reverse product placement. Instead of just putting products prominently in a movie or TV show, fake goods move from the screen to reality ... Customers have been looking at Squishees and KrustyO's and Buzz Cola for years and have never been able to put their hands on it.' Since the film is PG-13, no Duff beer will be available in the stores." If you're looking for one near you, 7-11 has the list of locations on their website.

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  1. Thank you, come again. by gravos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank you, come again.

    1. Re:Thank you, come again. by Wicked+Zen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who needs the Quik-E-Mart?

      I dooooooooooooooooo...

    2. Re:Thank you, come again. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Funny

      In other news, Disney World has degenerated into Itchy and Scratchy land, and MacDonalds has decided to rebrand themselves to the more authentic "Krusty Burger" corporate image.

      Honesty is the first halting step on the road to integrity. Maybe all this is a good sign.

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  2. Not the first time. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Although this time is sanctioned, its not the first time Simpsons products have made it into real life. About 10 years ago, an Australian brewery started brewing Duff beer. Fox sued, the beer was pulled.

    Anyone who managed to get their hands on some Duff were lucky. Empty beer cans went for $20 or more on ebay.

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    1. Re:Not the first time. by G-funk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I collect beers, and have a full can of Duff... That, my Darwin Stubby (they still make them), and an old tin XXXX from god knows when (it's in flOz) are my faves. All full too. I've got mates who drank a few cartons of Duff when it was available, they're not real happy about that. 'Specially since it wasn't really good :)

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    2. Re:Not the first time. by mgblst · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It is about collecting things. Collectors usually prefer unopened items (like those star wars figures - they are worth more when they are still in their plastic containers).

      {RANT ON}
      Personally I hate collectors. My gf dad is a big one. It is a pretty big indication of how selfish and greedy we are in the west, that we prize this stupid old crap, and artificially inflate the value of trash like this. As you say, the beer would have gone of. I see collecting more as a psychological disease. A sickness that comes about from having too much money and space. A disease of the wealth.

      {/RANT ON}

  3. Photos by fabioaquotte · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Photos by Your.Master · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Springfield is very specifically not placed in any given state. Groening has admitted it bears some particular resemblance to Portland, but canonical references can rule out absolutely every location on Earth. Frankly, I see a lot of similarity with my homeland in Southern Ontario, and I'm not the first to suggest it (despite the obvious problems like it's the wrong country, the nuclear plants are the wrong design, etc.). Winnipeg also gets honourable mention from Groening. The Springfield of the Simpsons is Everytown, USA.

  4. Can you get... by dangitman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Chutney Squishees?

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  5. YEs but, any skittlebrow? by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Homer Simpson: I'm feeling kind of low, Apu. Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau.

  6. Let's go for full reality by geoff+lane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, I'm totally going to hold one up.

    1. Re:Let's go for full reality by TurboStar · · Score: 4, Funny

      And I'll be there with the "HA HA" when you get busted.

  7. Authenticity? by riker1384 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are they going so far as including the expired, re-labled milk, and band-aids on the hot dogs?

  8. Re:Will Kwik-E-Marts now be banned from the cartoo by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Uh, no. In fact, most cartoon shows are created nowadays solely for the subsequent merchandising possibilities.

  9. Re:But not the last by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Also 7-11 is a well know and generally well thought of brands. Most advertisers would consider elevating any trademark to the level of recognition the 7-11 has a huge success. Until you know that people would rather shop at Kwik-E-Mart why would you abandon a valuable asset like the 7-11 mark? Also 7-11 is in may ways part of our popular culture as well, if you simply make it go away all at once on day people might be resentful of that.

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  10. Re:How to cash in on a satire by russotto · · Score: 4, Funny

    What 7-11 finally realized is that Kwik-E-Mart is not really a parody. It's an entirely realistic portrayal. So why not take advantage of it?