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World's Largest Telescope Up and Running

apdyck writes "ITWire is reporting that the world's largest telescope is now up and running, conducting one-year series of tests. The Great Canary Telescope, located in the Canary Islands, is the largest telescope in the world at 10.4 m (34') in diameter. Not for your average stargazer! 'The reflective telescope, sometimes also called GranTeCan, uses technology called adaptive optics, in which the mirror changes its shape in order to correct distortions of light caused by the Earth's atmosphere. The telescope is part of the Observatorio del Roque de los Muchachos, located on the island of La Palma, Spain, within the Atlantic Ocean.'"

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  1. Worlds Largest Telescope Up and Running by ajenteks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. Damn :(
  2. Who you gonna call? by imstanny · · Score: 3, Funny

    The telescope is located on top of a volcanic peak that is 2,400 meters (about 1.5 miles) above sea level.

    Someone call Pierce Brosnan. Tell him to bring NASA's experimental locator beacon.

  3. Hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not the size that matters. It's how you use it.

    1. Re:Hey by tgrigsby · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not the size that matters. It's how you use it.

      That's not what your girlfriend told me last night...

      (sorry, couldn't resist...)

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  4. During the daytime ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    During the daytime the telescope is used as a webcam for a local beach.

    1. Re:During the daytime ... by MDMurphy · · Score: 2, Funny

      During the daytime the telescope is used as a webcam for a distant beach

  5. First shot! by sl70 · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a great image of the first shot taking with the telescope here

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  6. Re:hexagonal? by Experiment+626 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you intentionally chnage the word hexagonal from the original article or was it a strange aouto-correct error?

    I had a telescope with "12 homosexual segments of the primary mirror for testing and observations" once. Unfortunately, all it was good for is observing Uranus.