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The Ultimate Identity Theft Prevention Plan

Ben Rothke writes "It's a fallacy that our elected officials take forever to get things done. Two examples where Washington acted with speed are with the National Do Not Call Registry and the Sarbanes-Oxley Act. The National Do Not Call Registry was slated to take effect on October 1, 2003, but various marketing associations challenged its legitimacy and even if the FTC had the jurisdiction to enforce it. Notwithstanding, President Bush speedily signed the bill authorizing the no-call list to go into effect in September 2003 and the United State Court of Appeals upheld the constitutionality of the registry in February 2004. On June 25, 2002, WorldCom revealed it had overstated its earnings by more than $7 billion by improperly accounting for its operating costs. Senator Paul Sarbanes then introduced Senate Bill 2673 that same day where it passed 97-0 less than three weeks later. The House and Senate formed a Conference Committee to reconcile the differences between Sarbanes's bill and Representative Michael Oxley's bill (HR 3763) and on July 24, 2002, the Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002 was passed." Read on for the rest of Ben's review. Stealing Your Life: The Ultimate Identity Theft Prevention Plan author Frank W. Abagnale pages 256 publisher Broadway Books rating 8 reviewer Ben Rothke ISBN 0767925866 summary exposes the tactics of today's identity theft criminals and offers strategies to thwart them

The bottom line is that when politicians really want votes and PR, they can act swiftly. The frustration is exacerbated when politicians choose to do nothing when it comes to identity theft. In Stealing Your Life: The Ultimate Identity Theft Prevention Plan, Frank Abagnale details the frustration that consumers face (and will face in the years to come) when their identities are stolen, the ease at which the criminals carry out such crimes, and the months and often years of effort required to regain ones identity.

Abagnale's tenure on the criminal side long ago gives him the advantage that he knows firsthand how criminals think and such an outlook is pervasive throughout the book. Looking at the current state of identity protection, he states that he is personally horrified at how easy identity theft is. In fact, he calls it "a crook's dream come true". The book details incident after incident where criminals and criminal gangs obtained credit in someone else's name with ease.

What makes this worse is that the book shows how we haven't even scratched the surface of the identity theft problem. Everyone, including the FTC agrees that current identity theft figures are quite low, due to the fact that so many cases go unreported or undetected.

The book notes that lenders often miscategorize a good deal of identity theft because it looks like delinquent bills, as opposed to a crime. Only later does the victim realize what has been going on and complains, at which time it becomes apparent that fraud was involved. But by that time, the money has been written off as a credit loss and then appears as negative information on the victim's credit report.

Like many other books on the subject of identity theft, Stealing Your Life: The Ultimate Identity Theft Prevention Plan covers the main issues, and makes numerous suggestions on how to control your identity. What is interesting about the book is that Abagnale also focuses on why identity theft is so popular for today's criminals. One of the main reasons it that the person committing the crime has the odds significantly stacked in their favor. The book quotes a Gartner study that found that identity thieves have roughly a 1 in 700 chance of getting caught by law enforcement, which is a figure any criminal would jump at.

The books 13 chapters are written in an easy to read and compelling style. The early chapters detail the prime causes of what makes identity theft such a problem and astutely notes that a large part of the problem is that financial services companies are conducting business today by doling out credit like candy and do almost nothing to ascertain that people really are who they say they are when applying for credit. In addition, issuers of credit in their haste to rack up more business frequently accept a social security number from an applicant at face value, without demanding proof. The book lists many examples of where children and dead people have been given credit.

In chapter 6, the book lists 20 steps one can take in the hope of preventing identify theft. The author notes that since the punishment for identity theft, and the recovery of stolen goods from identity theft are so low, the only viable source of action is prevention by the individual. All 20 steps are fundamental, from protecting your social security number and examining your financial statements, to using a shredder and more.

Chapter 8 lists one of the more important points of the book, in which Abagnale writes that all credit and personal information should be opt-in based, as opposed to the prevalent opt-out requirement. Such an approach is what one would hope Congress would mandate, but does not have the tenacity to do. The problem is that if a consumer does not opt-out, they are giving the financial institution permission to share their personal information with the hundreds and often thousands of affiliates they share data with.

Companies obviously prefer opt-out, which shifts the burden to the consumer to take action to keep their information from being shared. With opt-in, the burden shifts and the financial services company has to prove that consumers granted their consent to have their personal information shared. National opt-in requirements would significant stem the flow of personal information, which is in part why identity theft is so easy to carry out.

Aside from a glaring error in chapter 12 where Abagnale erroneously writes that true authentication is impossible on the Internet and occasionally hawking companies he has financial dealings with, Stealing Your Life: The Ultimate Identity Theft Prevention Plan is an interesting and entertaining book on a subject of the fasting growing crime in the USA.

The book details what happens when an apathetic Congress and financial services industry do almost nothing to protect their constituents, and the thieves who have never had it easier. These identity thieves are able to acquire gigabytes of personal information without ever having to leave their workstations. When you factor in that the odds are in their favor of never being prosecuted, it leaves nearly every individual at risk for identity theft.

With Congress dropping the ball and doing nothing, Abagnale shows that it is up to each individual to take responsibility for protecting their own personal information. Stealing Your Life: The Ultimate Identity Theft Prevention Plan is indeed a great place to start such an approach.

Ben Rothke is a security consultant with BT INS and the author of Computer Security: 20 Things Every Employee Should Know

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187 comments

  1. Summary? by xbytor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The summary extract on the front page has nothing to do with the rest of the summary or the article.

    Or I'm confused again...

    1. Re:Summary? by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      No. The poster needs a lesson in writting. Rule 1 = Put your topic in the first sentence, and summarize your argument/belief in the first paragraph.

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    2. Re:Summary? by eln · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let me summarize the article for you:

      First part (front page): Government actually can get things done quickly, and here are two examples of when they did just that. Saying the government is incapable of doing things quickly is just factually wrong.

      Second part (all but the last paragraph): Here's a bunch of stuff about this book that details things you can do to stop identity theft, and things the Government could do except the Government sucks and won't do anything.

      Last part (last paragraph): Government is incapable of doing things quickly, so you'd better protect yourself.

    3. Re:Summary? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, everyone has to follow some standardized model of writing because readers can't be expected to actually read the whole thing or understand it, if it isn't standardized. Put the Executive Summary right up there at the top so people can read it and make up their minds without too much effort.

      Also, show your work on long division. Don't make marks outside the circles. Use a #2 pencil. If you draw a sailboat in the footer you fail the entire test regardless of what you know. This is all because your success over the entire rest of your life is going hinge moron your ability to follow instructions to the letter rather than your ability to think.

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    4. Re:Summary? by hpavc · · Score: 1

      Seems like a commercial for http://gunbroker.com/ to me

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    5. Re:Summary? by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      Never mind that, there's trolling to be done!

      Aside from a glaring error in chapter 12 where Abagnale erroneously writes that true authentication is impossible on the Internet

      What the fuck is this shit, slashdot?! Have you read YRO recently and have you heard the longstanding legal argument that a personal computer is far removed from a PERSON? I mean ffs, at the very least anything you do in code ignores the fact that a person may not be in control of their computer and its data!

      Furthermore: The ultimate identity theft prevention plan is to NOT HAVE AN IDENTITY. If you don't use credit, if you don't use banks, if you don't have social security, there's nothing to steal. Change your name to John Smith, erase your fingerprints with a chemical burn, and gouge out your retinas.

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    6. Re:Summary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. I want the summary to have some relevance to the rest of the article. This one was misleading. Once I figured that out I skipped to the /. comments.

    7. Re:Summary? by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      >>>The summary extract on the front page has nothing to do with the rest of the summary or the article. Not sure what your point is, please clarify. What summary? What extract?

    8. Re:Summary? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Well, you can demand that people change their behavior, or you can craft your writing to fit how they already behave. Which one will give you better results?

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    9. Re:Summary? by Carik · · Score: 1

      Of course not everyone has to follow the "standard" model. Only people who want others to understand quickly what they're talking about.

      As with many apparently stupid standards, there are reasons for this one. It's the best way to get your point across quickly and concisely. (As one of my professors put it, "Tell people what you're going to tell them, tell them, then tell them what you've told them.") It's also a good way to hook people into reading your article; I only read this after an officemate asked if I'd read the review. I hadn't, because I wasn't interested in a re-hash of why the government sucks, and the few occasions when it doesn't. Had the author made it a bit clearer, I would have read it the first time I came across it.

    10. Re:Summary? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Stop being a fucking retard.

      The summary looks like it was grabbed from a different article than the headline any way you interpret it. In other words, somebody fucked it up.

      I popped in here to poke fun at the fuckup in the Slashdot database I was so convinced something had gone wrong.

      It's just as stupid as:Find out how you can save hundreds of dollars on your car insurance.

    11. Re:Summary? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      One common problem is that a great many points cannot be described quickly or concisely. Some actually need verbose description. Some might even need a data table or, shockingly enough, a graphic. I'd make the case that plenty of topics are misunderstood by very intelligent people because various standard models force the information that describes them into molds it does not fit.

      Another problem is that there are many ways to deliver a decent overview of the topic at hand without having to rely on some kind of one size fits all model. I'd even go so far as to state that if a writer has to rely on a standard model he should practice at home until he doesn't before releasing any of his writing to the public.

      I'm not making a case for the summary as it is. It sucks, no doubt, but it doesn't need a standard model to resuce it, it needs someone who knows how to communicate in writing.

      And your professor might possibly by making fun of you. If a person needs to start off by expecting the audience to be full of imbeciles who need to be told the same thing 3 times those of us who might actually be able to contribute something useful are going to lose interest halfway through the second telling and get up to leave. If he is serious he should try to get a sit down with Edward Tufte to maybe get straightened out.

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    12. Re:Summary? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      It's called juxtaposition. The author wanted to make clear his point that this could be handled swiftly if the politicians made it a priority.

      Given the title of the piece, the summary, and the fact that the first line of the the rest of the article is about how quickly this situation could be improved, I think the examples given up front make a nice impact.

    13. Re:Summary? by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      dude, this is /., Not 'the economist' or 'the new york times'.

    14. Re:Summary? by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      i gues you mean that we will need a slashdot for dummies web site soon :) these articles are getting way too hard :)

  2. another summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not a review

    1. Re:another summary by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      well...... so what is a review then?

  3. Opt-in is essential by fizzbin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is absolutely correct that in order to combat identity theft effectively, information sharing must be opt-in. In fact, even to report your information to a credit reporting agency, you should have to explicitly authorize such reporting.

    Of course, the credit bureaus and other data brokers who make money off your data would scream and holler. They would decry how "credit reporting is a benefit -- it lets you get credit easily and cheaply." Funny thing though -- you cannot refuse this "benefit".

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    1. Re:Opt-in is essential by Radres · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Here's what I think: they should make credit card companies 100% responsible for any identity theft losses, as well as force them to pay restitution to identity theft victims.

      That way, maybe the credit card companies will stop wasting paper and resources to flood our mailboxes with unnecessary credit card applications and start thinking about how to improve the security of setting up a credit card.

    2. Re:Opt-in is essential by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      (Score:3, Troll)

      Jebus, this isn't even mods on crack, it looks like the credit agencies got mod points today!

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    3. Re:Opt-in is essential by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      you should have to explicitly authorize such reporting.
      You do. Or don't you read the fine print on those service/credit agreements you sign?

      You have a choice -- either be part of the credit culture (and deal with credit reporting) or get off the credit "grid" and not be able to easily purchase basic necessities like telephone service. You could go prepaid for some of that, though.
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    4. Re:Opt-in is essential by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh it is the credit industry's creation, by and large, that has enabled this problem with fraud. But more precisely, it is the accepted and institutional use of the "human serial number" (aka the SSN) that enables this to happen the most. And frankly, all of this was predicted to happen when this system was being created. It was created in spite of enormous protest and now this is happening. The credit reporting laws were created to help ease the public outcry... fair collection acts and the like as well. But truly, this system should simply be abolished. The old ways were for consumers to provide references and I'm guessing that should be good enough.

      The risk of loaning money should always be a risk.

      It just seems like every time, without fail, that government caters to a proposed business model, we the people get it up the butt.

      I have said it before and I'll say it again. AVOID DOING THINGS ON CREDIT. You'll find that there will be more money in your pocket somehow and you'll be less ready to buy "stupid things" so often. Further, if more people did this, we'd find prices for consumer goods dropped to "wal-mart" prices more often because no one would want to sell too many things that were beyond what people are willing to pay for in cash!

    5. Re:Opt-in is essential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then people would stand outside appliance and electronic shops to rob people who are going to make major purchases because they will have tons of cash on them. Credit is a free loan as long you a pay it in full every month. Only the irresponsible should avoid using credit.

    6. Re:Opt-in is essential by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Have you not heard of debit transactions?

    7. Re:Opt-in is essential by Zathrus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is absolutely correct that in order to combat identity theft effectively, information sharing must be opt-in


      No it's not. What should be freely available, however, with no requirements or costs, is a credit block -- the ability to prevent any new accounts from being opened on your credit reports as long as the block is in place (typically the block can be temporarily removed/disabled via phone and a PIN; that way you can still get new credit, but at least then you _know_ when you're getting new credit).

      Funny thing though -- you cannot refuse this "benefit".


      Sure you can. Just never give your social security number on any form that asks you for it.

      Of course, you may also find that you can't get credit at all in such a situation. But that's basically what you're asking for anyway. After all, if it's an "opt-in" to share credit info, then why couldn't I just open a few lines of credit, refuse to allow them to send info on them, and then default on them? Oh sure, it's illegal, but what are they going to do? Send debt collectors after me? Relatively easy to deal with, especially if you're the kind of person who would pull this. They can't ruin my credit report -- I've told them they can't.

      Look, credit has become ubiquitous purely because of the credit bureaus and their data aggregation. It's not an inherently bad thing, but it could certainly be improved. A freely available block would go a long way toward solving the issues. It wouldn't completely fix them; that's fine. The point isn't to stop it completely, as that would be too costly to both the creditors and to consumers, but to make it too difficult and expensive (in terms of money, time, effort, and/or likelihood of being arrested) for identity thieves to bother with.

      If you think that credit aggregation is unnecessary -- well, then be prepared to have the credit industry go back to how it was prior to their existance (which started in the 1940s and 50s) -- short term, variable rate mortgages were the norm, credit cards didn't exist (unsecured credit? Are you kidding me?), and loans of all kinds were both more expensive and more difficult to get. Why? Because lenders had no real way of telling if a borrower would be a good risk. Pretty much your best bet was to have a bank with whom you did all your business (because then they know your credit), use them for years, and then ask for a loan. Young? New in town? Too bad. You're too high of a risk. Get lost.

      Note that I'm not saying the aggregators are perfect. Far from it. But it's a far, far better scenario with them than without.

      Oh, and note -- if you're a business that uses credit scores you can also forgo giving the bureaus any information. Of course, you'll pay 3-5x as much per inquiry (even in bulk, for partial data) than you will if you report back to them.
    8. Re:Opt-in is essential by Bastardchyld · · Score: 1

      You are 100% correct, however the problem with that is, that our legislators have no incentive to do just that. I mean seriously if they did make the companies liable the upside would be that they would get re-elected, the downside would be no free trip to the Bahamas. If they do not make the companies liable the upside is that the "Financial Services" companies will give them enough money to fix the damage caused by not doing anything, the downside is... Oh wait the only downside is nothing...

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    9. Re:Opt-in is essential by Bastardchyld · · Score: 1

      Debit is simply there to make using credit easier.

      Debit was created by the credit companies so that they take the spending money out of spending money. This is why the cards look and feel exactly the same. It takes away our sense of value. We are no longer handing over a $20.00 bill that we will never get back we are simply swiping a card that we get right back.

      When people get used to using debit it becomes easier to use a credit card, because in reality you are just using a different piece of plastic. There is no connection between this card and money. I personally think that these financial services firms will continue to change the method of payment that consumers use to keep consumers off-balance and out of touch with how much they are actually spending.

      Besides one of the downsides of the debit card is that you may only be protected from theft of any amount OVER your bank accounts balance (assuming the thief manages to snag your PIN as well).

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    10. Re:Opt-in is essential by danpat · · Score: 1

      I've often wondered if a well-placed lawsuit against a bank might not have the same effect. Sue the bank for failing to properly identify you and doing things with your property that you did not authorise. If you win, that'd create a nightmare for organisations that use insecure measures to identify their customers and would shift the liability away from the consumer and onto the people/organisations that can actually do something about it.

    11. Re:Opt-in is essential by jrjarrett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That way, maybe the credit card companies will stop wasting paper and resources to flood our mailboxes with unnecessary credit card applications and start thinking about how to improve the security of setting up a credit card.


      No, all it would mean is that interest rates would go up, "convenience fees" would pop up everywhere and get ever-bigger....

      Credit card companies would sieze every opportunity to pass on these costs to the consumer.

    12. Re:Opt-in is essential by beyondkaoru · · Score: 1

      i assume you mean don't use credit cards for everyday purchases?

      cuz some things, like buying a house pretty much require credit/debit/whatever, since they're so expensive.

      anyway, credit score stuff is a lot like /. karma; it could be bad or good and not really have much reason all the time. perhaps a web of trust sort of thing could help... as in, someone you don't respect gives someone bad karma/credit score, since the person who said so was not trustworthy (in your perspective), what he says about someone else should be ignored. 'course, trust is sort of complicated, since there's the 'i trust this person is a good person' and there's the 'i trust this person is able to keep himself from being impersonated', both of which are important.

      i think that the biggest problem that could cause identity theft is a combination of that it doesn't require much information to impersonate someone (respectable companies maintain respect even after they make mistakes... which they shouldn't get away with easily) and that the identifying information, once you identify yourself, the person you identified yourself to now has the ability to identify himself as you (kind of like giving out your private key when you should have only given out your public key; that waiter could write down your credit card number, or someone could potentially hack/leak/misappropriate some organization's database of ssid's or whatevers, or any number of things).

      i definitely agree with not using the credit card much. but even cash represents something intangible... sigh.

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  4. Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, Congress can act rapidly. Unfortunately, it almost always results in a bad law. Sarbanes-Oxley is a great example, it costs a lot more than it saves. The most efficient way to prevent the problems it is designed to curb is by keeping the tax on stock dividends at the same as the tax on capital gains. If a company gives a dividend, it cannot play the accounting games that lead to the abuses that SOX was designed to stop.

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    1. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to understand what SOX was supposed to do. It was not designed to stop a single tax scam. It was designed to prove accountability in finances, so that executives in the future can't play the "I didn't know about it" game. As for the cost- 90% of the cost is due to auditors outright lieing about whats required, in order to get juicier contracts.

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    2. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why was this marked flamebait?

      The National Review pointed out recently that Sarbanes-Oxley, which was more or less intended to protect the non-professional investor by requiring greater scrutiny and transparency of publicly traded companies, requires a lot of overhead to administer. Consequently, while the larger firms can/have complied without a blink, the smaller start-ups (in particular, but not exclusively) have simply opted to avoid Sarbanes-Oxley by not going public.

      So what, one says... Well, these smaller companies, while a greater risk, also provide greater gains. Not being publicly traded, however, the required money for investment is substantially higher than all but the wealthy can afford. Consequently, Sarbanes-Oxley leaves only the wealthy in a position to invest in projects with the greatest returns.

      So, getting back to my question, while you may or may not think that Sarbanes-Oxley is a great piece of legislation or disagree with my (very likely butchered) representation of a conservative analysis of Sarbanes-Oxley, how is the parent flamebait?

    3. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you that SOX costs a lot more than it saves, but your alternative would be 100% ineffective. How is that going to stop fraud or lax controls in any way, shape or form? Do you realize that most of the

      The only way I see your plan working is if you somehow force companies to give out a piece of their stated profits in dividends. Otherwise, companies can go merrily along, inflating their earnings, and raising their stock price as usual.

    4. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      It wasn't supposed to stop a tax scam. It was designed to stop companies from cooking their books to make their stocks the company appear more valuable than it actually was(oversimplification). In other words companies were playing games with their books so that people would pay more for their stocks. These games don't work when the company is paying a dividend. If the tax rate on capital gains is less than the tax on dividends (which it was throughout the 90's) then investors prefer for the company to reinvest in the company rather than pay a dividend. The investor will make his profit off the sale of the stock. If the tax on dividend is the same or less than the tax on capital gains, many investors will prefer a dividend so that they can redistribute their profit and still maintain their "position" in a particular company. You can't pay out a dividend every year if your profits are all generated by shifting debt around.

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    5. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by jellie · · Score: 1

      Congress often acts rapidly only in response to big incidents. For example, Sarbanes-Oxley was passed in the wake of the Enron and WorldCom scandals, the PATRIOT Act following the attacks, and the Kefauver-Harris Amendment (which required drug manufacturers to prove the safety and efficacy of a drug) was passed after the thalidomide incident. The PATRIOT Act is an example of a terrible law, in every way. Sarbanes-Oxley has its flaws (some of which you mentioned), but it was not really intended to save money, but rather to hold executives accountable for the company's accounting. The Kefauver-Harris Amendment, IMO, is considered to be a very good (and obvious) requirement.

      And as for identity theft, Congress will only pass a sweeping law if some wide-scale incident of identity theft occurs... oh wait...

    6. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Insightful

      SOX was intended to protect the small investor. It has resulted in fewer opportunities for the small investor (fewer companies going public, profitable public companies going private). SOX is a bad law. I am not familiar with the K-H Amendment, but every law that I am familiar with that was passed quickly after some major event (because Congress "had to do something") has been a bad law.

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    7. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Shihar · · Score: 1

      SOX murders startups that go public. The reporting requirements take an army of accountants to comply with. Only large corporations can effectively go public these days do to the horrific costs that SOX imposes upon small businesses. As a result, most small businesses try and get bought out instead of going public. If they get bought out, the accounting is someone else's problem. SOX has done nothing good for American businesses. The amount of money being lost due to the stock market being a place where small businesses can no longer participate in is far more than whatever money is being saved in higher accountability standards.

      Congress could not of thought of a more effective way to hurt small businesses while at the same time bettering large businesses (especially ones that like to buy small businesses) if they had tried. SOX is a financial crime. The only thing worse than the fact that SOX got passed without one fucking congressperson thinking about the consequences of their shitty bill is the fact that they still have not repealed it.

    8. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1

      [Quote]You can't pay out a dividend every year if your profits are all generated by shifting debt around.[/Quote]

      That is a gross over-simplification how the problems SOX is trying prevent.

      As long as I have cash-flow, I can easily pay out dividend and STILL cook the books. It is not like Enrons and Worldcoms of the cooked the books for decades, it was for a limited time period (10 years). As long as I have enough cash-flow I can easily cover the dividends required. As matter of fact both Worldcom and Enron payed dividends while they were cooking the books.

      The problem is that there is a HUGE payoffs for executives if they can show short-term progress. Paying dividends have no effect other than to give even more motivation for the executives to cook the books (since they own significant stock holdings).

    9. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Neither Enron nor Worldcom would have been able to cook their books the way they did if they were paying out dividends. Several years ago I saw a detailed analysis by an investment expert showing the nature of both of their accounting tricks and why they would not have worked if the company was paying dividends. Part of the explanation has to do with the cash for the dividends and part of it has to do with the way that available cash would have been reduced. Basically the gist of it was that they were already using their cash flow to disguise what they were doing, if they had to pay dividends out of that cash flow as well, it would not have been big enough to hide what they were doing.

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    10. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by coredog64 · · Score: 1

      It's not just the reporting requirements. My employer has been advised by our SOX auditors that every system needs to enforce separation of duties. I can have privileged
      access to either prod or dev, but not both. So rather than granting access to prod and dev on the condition of being responsible, my boss has to grant me access to one or the other.
      Which means even though I have time to support both prod and dev, I cannot. 2x the employees for 1x the work doesn't make for very good financials.

    11. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarbox has been a boon for IT, a veritable Y2K replacement. Despite the credit "web 2.0" has been given for reinvigorating the tech economy post 2001, it's nothing compared to the demands sox put on brick and mortar businesses, which have in turn required significant IT expenditures just to get a handle on the problems it created. I hope they never repeal it and somthing tells me if they do, it won't be "web 3.0" that will save us.

    12. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...

      Let me get this straight. So you are not denying the paying dividend would NOT stop the company from cooking the books. But you are arguing that it would limit the duration/amount involved.

      Very interesting argument except that coporate credit is readily available. Even if it would divert some of the cash flow to the dividends, they can always borrow more (even if they had to disguise it through subsidiaries). It still does not solve the problem of motivation - i.e. there are millions to be gained by the execs by cooking the books.

      And many many companies do not pay ANY dividends (most tech companies) to begin with.

    13. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Most companies used to pay dividends. Some time in the 80's this stopped because the capital gains tax went down, but the tax on dividends didn't. This meant that if someone was an investor, they paid less tax on increased value if it was a result of an increase in stock price than they did if the money was paid out in dividends. As a result most companies stopped paying dividends. If the dividend tax rate was the same or lower than the capital gains rate, investors would prefer dividends. If companies pay dividends, the benefits of the Enron style of accounting are significantly less, the "millions" aren't there to be made. That additional corporate credit shows up on the balance sheets. What I am arguing is that paying a dividend eliminates the reward for cooking the books the way that Enron and Worldcom did. Ultimately, what I am saying is that if the tax laws do not distort the market, the sort of problem that SOX is designed to prevent, don't happen because market forces prevent it.

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    14. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Anonamused+Cow-herd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It has resulted in fewer opportunities for the small investor (fewer companies going public, profitable public companies going private). SOX is a bad law.

      I co-founded a Sarbanes-Oxley consulting firm a couple of years ago, and I can definitively say that this is not an accurate view of what SOX has done for investors. This is the "typical" line you hear from corporate types, one that's been fed by a huge PR machine -- and it's THAT machine that is primarily responsible for the symptoms you mention here.

      All you hear about is how SOX costs are outrageous, and then get people scratching their heads and saying "well what does it really do?" Just because the answer to that question isn't obvious to Joe Blow doesn't mean it's not a good answer. Turns out that factually, and by factually I mean according to the data, Sarbanes-Oxley compliance is very beneficial for most companies. SOX compliance and good governance often results not only in increased investor confidence (almost two-fold increases in reported confidence in most studies), but also increased operational efficiency. In the cases of banks and large companies that process millions of transactions daily, it turns out that implementing controls to figure out WHERE all of that money goes actually reduces losses and streamlines business processes. Go figure.

      The ironic thing is that most of what is entailed by SOX is really just honest business. So companies can't use mark-to-market accounting, or hide losses in front corporations -- is that really a bad thing? Companies have to tell the truth about how they make their money and what they do with it? How shocking! And you know what? It hardly hurts our competitiveness. Regulations like these have been in place in Germany for years, and Japan implemented SOX-like measures with almost no problem at all. It seems that only AMERICAN corporations want to clutch their shady dealings.

      And the worst part is that greedy subversive corporations are lobbying against SOX under the guise of "helping out the little guy" -- since smaller public companies really do have good reasons not to implement SOX (really, is it even possible to implement thorough financial oversight in a finance group of 2 people?). SOX is not a bad law, it's just a law that doesn't fit our view of business: greased palms and ethics to the wind. That people like you get morally indignant about how BAD it has been is just beyond the pale.
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    15. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      If you are correct, why has there been a significant decrease in the number of companies going public, and a significant increase in the number of public companies going private? There may be another explanation, and I am willing to consider it. However, I have not heard an alternative explanation.

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    16. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unfortunately, it almost always results in a bad law. Sarbanes-Oxley is a great example, it costs a lot more than it saves."

      On the contrary, Sarbanes-Oxley is probably a very good idea. It's easy to underestimate the direct costs of the financial collapse of a major company, as well as the indirect costs of low investor confidence.

      In addition, Sarbanes-Oxley compliance need not be very costly. There was a recent NPR article talking about a particular company's implementation of the requirements. One observation was that it required them to streamline and update their accounting practices, and now they have a much better financial picture of their company. This is helpful in planning and in cutting costs - it's something they should have been doing all along.

      IMHO, most of the CEOs and companies who are complaining loudest are the ones with the worst accounting practices, and who would benefit most from being forced to clean house.

    17. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I co-founded a Sarbanes-Oxley consulting firm a couple of years ago,
      Then surely you have a huge vested interest in SOX? The stats are there for everyone to see: more companies going private, less going public. The result: less investment, and stifled growth for small companies.
    18. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Anonamused+Cow-herd · · Score: 1

      I mentioned it briefly, but did not elaborate. It's the fear tactics of "oh it costs so much money" that frightens smaller firms. I've worked with some small cap public companies and pre-IPOs, and the management of these companies, while smart, doesn't know the first thing about governance or SOX. They're scared silly by everything they read in the business rags, and everything they hear from people who have gone through the hassle (and yes, for executives, it is a hassle) of implementing the law.

      For something most slashdotters can relate to, consider this: it's somewhat like trying to get someone to switch to Linux from Windows. Even if the reality of the situation is that the person could make an easy switch in just one or two days, prevailing "knowledge" and general inertia are enough to scare almost everybody off. Even if it could actually make your life better (though I think that result is much more open to debate than the results of SOX) -- you still couldn't get people to switch. And for the most part, it has nothing to do with the real REASONS for switching.

      Basically, it's been my experience that these people are prime targets of FUD. And I definitely would have fallen into the same trap if I hadn't actually done the WORK of it myself. So I don't blame you -- but it still irks me.

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    19. Re:Congress acts in haste, we regret at leisure by Anonamused+Cow-herd · · Score: 1

      Actually, since I am no longer involved in the firm, I don't have a vested interest in SOX at all. I personally don't think the SOX compliance market has much more growth in it; the amount of FUD and lobbying against it is too great.

      You're analyzing a causal effect that just isn't true. Your "stats", while accurate, don't necessarily have any connection to the law itself being bad. For example, here's another stat: since the passage of SOX, there hasn't been a major corporate accounting scandal even approaching the scale of Enron or WorldCom. Hurray! SOX is a success!

      Of course, you must realize that neither of those statements is valid in any way. Enron and WorldCom were both instances where people did things that were massively illegal under existing statutes, so SOX could only have have helped early detection, not prevention. When smart people want to lie, cheat, and steal like crazy, there's very little you can do to stop them. While I know less about WorldCom, I definitely don't think SOX could have stopped Enron.

      The true cause of a lot of the buybacks and movement away from domestic IPOs is fear: the business media is saturated with negative press about SOX -- all based on interviews with random executives who are realistically tertiary to the SOX process. If you ask the CEO of a major corporation if he likes SOX, of course he's going to say no. Know why? Because if any of the stuff in his accounting statements is false, he is now personally liable! And traditionally, that same CEO had no real knowledge of what all the financials even WERE. But now, some error could land him in jail for a decade or two. Does that mean it's a bad idea? Hell no! If the executive management can go to jail for material misstatements, you can be damn sure that the financials are going to be correct before they go out the door. And THAT, my friend, is the point.

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  5. A fallacy? by doombringerltx · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So because Bush quickly signed the the do not call registry into law in 2003 then that is a credit for governments swift action? Telemarketing has been a huge pain in everyones ass and telemarketers calling during diner has been a joke for as long as I can remeber. By 2003 spam and pop ups were doing a great job of helping to make telemarketing obsolete anyways.

    1. Re:A fallacy? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, griping about telemarketers was a national pasttime (sp) long before '03 -- I personally remember it in the 80s, and I'm sure it was big even before that. And then when they passed the law, they exempted politicians and, for all practical purposes, any business that I have ever communicatd with (ongoing business relationship!). So yeah -- not very swift.

      Btw, I just love when the presidents of these marketing associations gripe when someone posts their contact information ... as if it's a violation of their rights to get all these calls!

  6. True Authentication on the Internet? by lib3rtarian · · Score: 0

    The reviewer says that the authors claim that true authentication is impossible on the internet is an error. I think this is more a matter of opinion. The term true authentication, without getting too semantic, is open to a debate that I see being philosophical in nature. If one's definition of true authentication involved, say, eye-to-eye contact, then this obviously couldn't be accomplished on the internet (even a webcam could be spoofed). What do people think? Obviously eye-to-eye contact isn't a great definition, but neither is an RSA ID.

  7. Terrible Examples by loteck · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Sarb-Ox was indeed put together and passed very quickly, and it shows. The cost to implement compliance is so overwhelmingly high that small and midsize businesses simply cannot afford to do it, and Congress has recognized this and delayed enforcement. It seems all but sure at this point that Sox will never take effect on small and midsize public companies in its current form.

    The Do Not Call registry was timely? People have been complaining about unwanted phone solicitations for years and years. That is actually an excellent example of Congress showing that it is incapable of moving quickly enough.

    And, finally, lets not forget about the USA PATRIOT act. That passed in 1 night in response to 9/11, and I'm sure my fellow Slashdotters will agree that it was brimming with righteousness and justice. Thank christ Congress acted quickly on that one.

    No, I'm afraid kneejerk reactions by Congress are not the answer you seek. The elephant in the room that no one in Congress wants to recognize is that identify theft is so easy now only because we have tied ourselves to our Social Security numbers, something that was never supposed to happen and something that fundamentally undermines the idea of individual privacy and freedom. Do not look to the people who created this problem in the first place to fix it without continuing to divest you of your personal liberties.

    1. Re:Terrible Examples by slughead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And, finally, lets not forget about the USA PATRIOT act. That passed in 1 night in response to 9/11, and I'm sure my fellow Slashdotters will agree that it was brimming with righteousness and justice. Thank christ Congress acted quickly on that one.

      Most if not all of the components of the Patriot Act had been previously written and people had been trying to tack it onto other legislation for years.

      For as much as the Patriot Act gets the blame for all our "rights lost" in the past 6 years, it really was just a short piece of literature that merely 'connected the dots' on all this other crap that we had already established.

      For example, the FISA (Foriegn Intelligence Surveillance Act) court was handing out secret warrants without accountability since Reagan created it in the 1980's. The Patriot Act simply turned that court against American citizens. Just one tiny change in wording can have profound effects.

      Government moves slowly, but much of the time methodically, in taking away individual liberty.

    2. Re:Terrible Examples by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You touched on but didn't explicitly identify the main problem: the law was a reaction to a very very few bad apples and it makes everybody else pay for the mistakes of those few.

      Prices to the customer are higher because the prices to the companies are higher. This is truly a cure that is worse than the disease, introducing a huge level of economic inefficiency. If it's ever required for small companies, it'll raise the bar for entrepreneurs even further, lowering the number of companies created. This thing is attacking the capitalist economy directly. Our entire way of life is based on that kind of economy, and I have a sneaking suspicion that it originated as an attempt to undermine that, to move us towards a more European model. Could this be one of the reasons why this was enacted so quickly? That it was planned in advance, waiting for a reason to implement it?

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    3. Re:Terrible Examples by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Prices to the customer are higher because the prices to the companies are higher. This is truly a cure that is worse than the disease, introducing a huge level of economic inefficiency. If it's ever required for small companies, it'll raise the bar for entrepreneurs even further, lowering the number of companies created. This thing is attacking the capitalist economy directly. Our entire way of life is based on that kind of economy, and I have a sneaking suspicion that it originated as an attempt to undermine that, to move us towards a more European model.
      I don't think so, Europe doesn't have a SOX, and has no intentions of introducing one. In fact, it's existence in America, and lack of it over here, is beneficial to us.
    4. Re:Terrible Examples by instarx · · Score: 1

      Most if not all of the components of the Patriot Act had been previously written and people had been trying to tack it onto other legislation for years. For as much as the Patriot Act gets the blame for all our "rights lost" in the past 6 years, it really was just a short piece of literature that merely 'connected the dots' on all this other crap that we had already established.

      There is a glaring logical error in this argument. That people had been "trying to tack [multiple components] on to other legislation for years" means that these measures had NOT been passed. You cannot then turn around and say that the UASPA "merely connected the dots" on security laws that had already been established. [emphasis mine]

      I suspect you meant to say that the USAPA was not written from scratch overnight, but that doesn't make a whit of difference, does it? The UASPA, which DID get passed is the law that began the rise of the police state mentality we now labor under.

    5. Re:Terrible Examples by slughead · · Score: 1

      The UASPA, which DID get passed is the law that began the rise of the police state mentality we now labor under.

      Surely, you're joking.

      But alas, I've written this rant before.

  8. Patriot Act was passed quickly too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And any review that fails to mention that the author was the main character from Catch Me If You Can while mentioning the totally unrelated sarbox bill is probably not very good.

    1. Re:Patriot Act was passed quickly too by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      And any comment that fails to mention that Steven Speilberg directed the movie version of Catch Me If You Can while mentioning the totally unrelated comment is probably not very good. Dude - get a grip!

  9. location by JustNiz · · Score: 0, Troll

    >> It's a fallacy that our elected officials take forever to get things done. Two examples where Washington acted with speed are...

    Please can article-posters to slashdot stop assuming all readers are in the USA.

    1. Re:location by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the poster made no assumptions about the locality of the reader. If you have no interest in reading about US-centric articles on a site hosted in the US, then feel free to ignore them.

    2. Re:location by vfrex · · Score: 1

      But that would require us to assume that there is civilized life outside of the USA. As far as we know, there are just primates and communists.

    3. Re:location by eln · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No. No matter how many times you post this, Slashdot will continue to be a primarily US-centric site. There is nothing you can do about this. I suggest you either find a site tailored for your country or learn to relax. Do people on British sites that refer to "our Prime Minister" complain that those sites are assuming all of their readers are from Britain?

      Are you one of those guys that posts in every Linux article insisting we call it GNU/Linux or that we start using the term "Gibibyte" (which sounds like someone with a stutter trying to say "Gigabyte" for base-2 storage numbers?

    4. Re:location by TheBearBear · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please can article-posters to slashdot stop assuming all readers are in the USA

      Don't you think it a bit trivial to make such a request? Where does it stop? Can article-posters to slashdot stop assuming that all readers can read English? Can article-posters to slashdot stop assuming that all readers are on planet earth? Can article-posters assume that all readers know what a "Washington" is? What is an "elected official"? Stop the madness and stop assuming! (I'm assuming you know what sarcasm is)

    5. Re:location by TacNuke · · Score: 1

      I assumed all the articles would be posted in Esperanto. . . go figure.

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    6. Re:location by MrR0p3r · · Score: 1

      How do you say "douchebag" in your native tongue?

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    7. Re:location by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      i paroli esperanto, vi insensitive clod!

    8. Re:location by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try becoming literate in the English language then reading the fucking FAQ.

      Posters please keep up the good work an keep pissing off people like this. Maybe these ungrateful shit bags will just go away.

  10. Don't worry about us on slashdot... by Magneon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most of us have no life or identity to steal...

    1. Re:Don't worry about us on slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up :D

    2. Re:Don't worry about us on slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of us have no life or identity to steal... No, but most of us has a WoW account that can be stolen :(
    3. Re:Don't worry about us on slashdot... by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1
      Hey!

      I have a life, you insensitive clo...

      ::sigh:: No, I guess no criminal would like to steal my identity... with a credit score probably in the high 400s'

      :(

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  11. False statement != fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a fallacy that our elected officials take forever to get things done.

    No, it is not a fallacy. A fallacy is an invalid form of reasoning, not an incorrect statement. Dicto Simpliciter is a fallacy. Circular reasoning is a fallacy. A popular belief which is incorrect is NOT a fallacy, it is merely an incorrect belief. When used in the context of a formal argument, it would be a false premise.

    If you are going to use fancy words like "fallacy," get them right.

    1. Re:False statement != fallacy by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Nice rant, AC, but maybe you want to pick up a dictionary next time you feel like playing Word Nazi.

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    2. Re:False statement != fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking idiot. No other words describe your stupidity.

    3. Re:False statement != fallacy by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      There was a grammar book written which has a list of words called 'lost causes'. It is words who true meanings were mangled, but since they are so heavily used, impossible to return to the tgrue meaning. While the true def. of fallacy is reason based, it is used to refer to any misconception. /jay

  12. Frank Abagnale by necro81 · · Score: 5, Informative

    If the name of the author is familiar, it is because Frank Abagnale's exploits were popularized in the 2002 movie Catch Me If You Can. Leo DiCaprio played the Abagnale, with Tom Hanks as Carl Hanratty, the FBI agent tracking him down.

    Given Abagnale's extensive knowledge and experience in check (and other) fraud, he speaks with some authority on the sad state of how easy identity theft can be.

    1. Re:Frank Abagnale by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

      Link to a touching speech he gave, available on YouTube

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    2. Re:Frank Abagnale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it someone ironic that the author of a book on the subject of identity theft actually made money (assuming he was paid for his story) from someone else assuming his identity?

    3. Re:Frank Abagnale by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      >>Isn't it someone ironic that the author of a book on the subject of identity theft actually made money (assuming he was paid for his story) from someone else assuming his identity? Can you please explain. i dont get your post.

  13. Glaring error? by Frank+Abagnale · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aside from a glaring error in chapter 12 where Abagnale erroneously writes that true authentication is impossible on the Internet and occasionally hawking companies he has financial dealings with

    Look, man, I was really high when I wrote that chapter; you've got to give me a break.

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  14. There is already a system in place... for now by Yold · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is my understanding that in at least of the 30 of the 50 states you can "freeze" your credit, not allowing someone else (or yourself) to take out loans, get a credit card, etc. Choicepoint and the other 2 (asshole) credit bureaus are lobbying against this.
          It really gets my goat that, contrary to what is in the social security act (it is illegal to use it for anything except SS purposes), our SSNs have become the defacto identifier in terms of any goverment, university, or financial application. Its like a freakin username with no password.

    1. Re:There is already a system in place... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried this. You can't *actually* freeze your credit unless you've already been a victim (what certification they require, I don't know.)

      If you haven't been burned before, you can opt to be notified if someone applies for credit in your name, but - I bought a used car under my own name, and was never informed by any of the three agencies. And god knows that once you receive that snailmail, weeks later, the criminal will already have sold the goods and disappeared...

      The consumer has zero recourse except a tinfoil hat.

    2. Re:There is already a system in place... for now by tbannist · · Score: 1

      That's what happens when you don't actually enforce a law, people don't follow it. Now if the government had cracked down on any non-SS use of SSNs when it started, they wouldn't be used like that...

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    3. Re:There is already a system in place... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I tried this. You can't *actually* freeze your credit unless you've already been a victim (what certification they require, I don't know.)

      This is false in my state, and probably others as well. In North Carolina, you can place a freeze on your report for FREE if you have a police report documenting identity theft.... but you can also just pay $10.

      http://www.ncdoj.com/DocumentStreamerClient?direct ory=Publications/&file=freeze%20letter081806.pdf
      (see bottom of last page of above document)

    4. Re:There is already a system in place... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Privacy Act of '77 only limits the government from asking for your SSN. Agencies that used the SSN prior to 1977 were grandfathered in and allowed to continue the practice. Any non-government org can use it as they wish, although some of them might not be so willing if they knew about the dupes and fakes.

    5. Re:There is already a system in place... for now by Llamalarity · · Score: 1

      Not only not enforce it, they removed the warning from the cards! I'm old enough that my SS card has "For Social Security And Tax Purposes - Not For Identification" printed on the front.

  15. More MisInformation by asphaltjesus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The entire notion of "identity theft" simultaneously preys on the fears of individuals by creating the specter of more bogeymen and promotes the Consumer Information mega-industry.

    You want to stop "identity theft?" Make the collection and sale of personal data against the law. Oh wait. That would mean participating in your government.

    Today's lesson: we've all gotten exactly what we've put into this issue.

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    1. Re:More MisInformation by apathy+maybe · · Score: 1

      I've a better idea, how about we abolish government (along with capitalism), removing the vast majority of incentives to try and pretend to be someone else.

      Failing that, we could just abolish identities, except that capitalism and the government couldn't work then could they... The government needs to link you with a number, they need to be able to find you in their file, similarly so do the corporations.

      The problem with the current system of government is that it actively discourages citizen participation in any meaningful sense. In the USA for example, elections are on a Tuesday (!), and there is no incentive to change that, because it would mean more poor people voting. As well, once elected (in most "democratic" systems currently in place), there is no way to recall a bad (or whatever other adjective you like) politician. California seems to try and have the most citizen participation in its governmental process, and you see the mess they have there. The trouble is that they don't try hard enough, and try to keep the politicians around (who basically aren't needed).

      Oh, and my method of protecting my identity? I use other people's identity, that way mine doesn't get out...

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    2. Re:More MisInformation by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > In the USA for example, elections are on a Tuesday (!), and there is no incentive to change that

      Friday - Muslim holy day
      Saturday - Shabbat
      Sunday - Some other religion's holy day

      Employers have to give you the time off, but for some it's still a big commute. It's a travesty that the whole day isn't a mandatory holiday.

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  16. Frank W. Abagnale by iamdrscience · · Score: 0, Redundant

    For those unfamiliar with Frank W. Abagnale, the author of this book, he was the real-life basis for the movie Catch Me if You Can about his crime spree in the 1960s, during which he took on various fake personalities and passed over $2.5M in bad checks. So he definitely has some practical expertise about the criminal mind and identity theft.

    That said, nowadays, identity theft online is a very large section of ID theft related crimes nowadays and I would question his expertise in this area since most of his crimes were committed in a time before the internet or even widespread inter-bank computer networks.

  17. My tips by michaelmalak · · Score: 3, Interesting
    1. Put a fraud alert on your credit file. You may have to give a reason, such as that you have reason to believe someone you don't trust has gotten access to your identifying information, or that you accidentally responded to a phishing attack. I've never had to make up a reason -- I always get a false charge on my credit cards at least once a year. The fraud alert lasts for a year, and anytime any company wants to extend you credit, they have to call the phone number associated with the fraud alert (hint: give the credit agency your cell phone number when you establish the fraud alert). Note that this can be a pain. You may miss the call. Or worse, when you call back it goes to a general phone number and no one knows what the heck you're talking about. Or worse, the company extending the credit (e.g. perhaps a cell phone company) may just not be set up to handle credit files with fraud alerts.
    2. Alternatively, or in addition, pay Equifax their extortion money of $130/year for their 3-in-1 monitoring. Any activity on your credit file at any of the big three credit agencies causes an e-mail to be sent to you. Account creations are sent within a day or two. But balance changes on existing accounts are sent only once per month -- which is next to worthless since you can just check your monthly statements.
    3. For brokerage accounts, get two-factor authorization (i.e. an RSA SecureID token). It's often free, depending upon your balance.
    4. Pay in cash at restaurants, and as much as possible elsewhere.
    5. Use TrueCrypt for electronic documents.
    6. Use a locking file cabinet (keeps guests out, even though it's worthless against burglars).
    1. Re:My tips by loteck · · Score: 2, Informative

      As an alternative to the fraud alert, most states now have regulated the ability to "freeze" your credit. No inquiries can be made to your credit while it is locked, period. If you want to enable a creditor to run a query, you have to "unfreeze" it temporarily, which can take up to 3 days to do.

      Costs to do this vary by state, in some its free and in some there's a fee between $3 and $20. You can look it up here.

      As long as you are thinking ahead on any loans or credit applications you do, it seems like a great option for almost anybody.

    2. Re:My tips by jellie · · Score: 2, Informative

      To add to that, you should request credit reports periodically to monitor for any abuse, if you're in the US. AnnualCreditReport is a site run by the 3 credit reporting agencies. You can request a free credit report per year from EACH company, meaning you could get one every four months.

      (Note: depending on which state you live in, you may also be eligible for free credit reports from the companies themselves. The website is run by the credit agencies but I don't believe it's commercial - I think they were compelled to create it under some law - I may be wrong though.)

    3. Re:My tips by RubberChainsaw · · Score: 1

      Fraud alerts must be renewed every 90-180 days. Only TransUnion offers 1 year alerts according to this website. Although they are not a guarantee by themselves, they do offer a measure of protection that shouldn't be ignored. There are some subscription services that will automatically renew your fraud alerts for you. Lifelock and Debix are two commercial subscription services that will perform this service for around $50-100/year. I'm sure there are others that I am unaware of.

      I use Debix and recently signed up for phone service at a new apartment. About half-way through the sign up procedure, the sales rep put me on hold and transfered me to a lady over in the fraud dept. This was a little shocking at first, until I remembered that I had fraud alerts which needed to be cleared. After I told the lady about the fraud alerts, all she had to do was call the number on my file, and give her name and reason for calling to the automated service. I received the call immediately, and gave my approval. She received notification about my acceptance immediately, and we were able to continue the sign up. The whole ordeal added about 10 minutes to the sign up process.

      For $5/month it is a very useful service.

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      I welcome our new 99% overlords.
    4. Re:My tips by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1. [...] anytime any company wants to extend you credit, they have to call the phone number associated with the fraud alert This is mostly false. The fraud alert is simply an advisory inserted into the credit report, and it is totally up to the creditor if he wants to call the number on it and verify. Some credit report interfaces don't even display the fraud alert. For instance, one time I was opening a bank account and they pulled my credit, but the interface never brought up my fraud alert.

      2. Alternatively, or in addition, pay Equifax their extortion money of $130/year for their 3-in-1 monitoring. Any activity on your credit file at any of the big three credit agencies causes an e-mail to be sent to you. Account creations are sent within a day or two. But balance changes on existing accounts are sent only once per month Balance information is only reported to the bureaus once per month, so it's hard to ask them to do any better for you. ;) Anyhow, I do not see a huge value in a service such as this. It cannot prevent ID theft--it can only help you catch it early. But what good does that do? Call your local police department and ask them what there procedure is for ID theft cases. It usually consists of: 1) take report, 2) file it, 3) there is no step 3. You can pull your credit for free 3 times per year. This is good enough, IMO.

      3. For brokerage accounts, get two-factor authorization (i.e. an RSA SecureID token). It's often free, depending upon your balance. Which brokers offer this service? Mine does not.

      4. Pay in cash at restaurants, and as much as possible elsewhere. Overrated. You are not liable for unauthorized use of your credit card. Disputing charges takes 3 seconds.

      5. Use TrueCrypt for electronic documents. Can you give me an example? What is this supposed to accomplish?

      6. Use a locking file cabinet (keeps guests out, even though it's worthless against burglars). What kind of company do you keep? With friends like that, who needs enemies?
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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    5. Re:My tips by drmerope · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, or in addition, pay Equifax their extortion money of $130/year for their 3-in-1 monitoring

      I find it rather interesting that the credit agencies get away with charging people money to correct a problem which their business practices have ultimately created.

      The problem right now is that the credit reporting agencies are exempted by law from any liability for repeating false credit history. What we need is a clear reform of the law such that inaccuracies in the credit report issued about you are subject to civil tort law. The CR agency should be required to collect documentary proof of any previously challenged line of the report. It could then be made libelous to convey challenged entries to creditors unless the CR agency can defend their allegation.

    6. Re:My tips by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      Which brokers offer this service? Mine does not.


      ETRADE does, and the token is free if you have more than $50,000 in total balance (it's $25 otherwise). If you've got that much in your accounts (IRA, bank, brokerage - it adds up), there's absolutely no reason not to get one.
    7. Re:My tips by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      there's absolutely no reason not to get one. Damn straight.

      Thanks for the tip.
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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  18. Re:Get back to tech stuff by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    moseman, I'm tried of the political shit, too. The problem is that they're not going to leave us alone to enjoy our "nerd-oriented material" until we make an example out of a few of these cocksuckers. When politicians, at the behest of big telco, takes away the wide-open Internet that we all enjoy, the only "nerd-oriented material" we're going to get is going to come from some division or "strategic partner" of AT&T. Plus, it's not going to be as much fun reading "nerd-oriented material" when all the tech jobs are in Mumbai or Mexico and you're a "Coffee Master" at Starbucks, worrying about whether you're going to need an appendectomy and have to go into bankruptcy.

    Michael Ledeen, the famous neo-con who helped the Bush Administration develop the current "proactive, preemptive" approach to foreign policy liked to say that every so often the US needs to take some insignificant country some where, slam them up against the wall a few times, just to let them know that we can still do it.

    I feel the same way about tinpot dictators like Cheney and Bush. Every so often in the history of the US, the citizens have to take one of these little shits and teach them who's boss. We did it with Nixon, and Bush makes Nixon look like George Effing Washington.

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  19. True Authentication is Impossible for Joe User by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Aside from a glaring error in chapter 12 where Abagnale erroneously writes that true authentication is impossible on the Internet

    While strictly speaking, from a theoretical standpoint, he is, as you say, wrong about true authentication being impossible it is also important to consider the audience to whom this book is speaking. In fact, it can be very difficult for the average user, in practice, to be certain that a particular electronic transaction is secure (there have been several recent studies confirming this). This combined with the fact that the phishers, identity thieves, spammers, and other malcontents are actively subverting the system to trick users in ever more sophisticated and clever ways means that from a practical standpoint, for the average user, this may be good advice (i.e. to consider internet transactions to be unsecured or at the very least suspect). I know that this is Slashdot and we all know better here (i.e. we wouldn't be easily fooled by phishers or get hit with a rootkit or keylogger...or so we hope), but if experts have difficulties then just imagine how the average users feel.

    1. Re:True Authentication is Impossible for Joe User by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      True identification IS impossible on the Internet. Any and all solutions have cracks in it. Heck, you can't even prove your identity in "real life" unless you've been fingerprinted at birth. Prove who you really are. Can you prove that you weren't switched at birth? That you weren't really adopted, and your adoptive parents never told you (or the converse - that your parents told you you were adopted, but lied - to cover up, for example, that your uncle is really your father ...)

      Sure, people have known you for years and will vouch for your identity - but people have killed other people, stolen their identities, and then after enough time passed, people vouchsafed them as the "real".

    2. Re:True Authentication is Impossible for Joe User by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Can you prove that you weren't switched at birth? That you weren't really adopted, and your adoptive parents never told you

      So what if I was? That has no bearing on who I am. My identity is the sum of the things I've done. Really, the only thing you have to prove is that I didn't do things under a different identity that are naughty.

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    3. Re:True Authentication is Impossible for Joe User by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      "So what if I was? That has no bearing on who I am. My identity is the sum of the things I've done. Really, the only thing you have to prove is that I didn't do things under a different identity that are naughty."

      Really ... considering that it affects what you can inherit ...

      Beside, have you ever tried to prove a negative?

    4. Re:True Authentication is Impossible for Joe User by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > Can you prove that you weren't switched at birth?

      Yunno, I've heard there are tests for that.

      Damn, I just found out I was switched with my identical twin brother!

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      Done with slashdot, done with nerds, getting a life.
    5. Re:True Authentication is Impossible for Joe User by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Beside, have you ever tried to prove a negative?

      You can do this in a limited way, which is just fine for things like credit. Credit doesn't even require proof of identity (not at the absolute level), only a reasonable idea of how likely someone is to pay you off vs. default vs. disappear.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  20. Rewarding the Guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Agreed, Sarb-Ox was put together and passed very quickly, and it shows.

    Consultants are in the business of selling billable hours, nothing more. It doesn't matter if they are accountants, lawyers or MBAs. Their advice is what led to the meltdowns at Enron, MCI, etc. They were trying to find clever ways to reinterpret SEC rules and GAAP(Generally Accepted Accounting Procedures). GAAP are not written by the government. The SEC trusts the financial services industry to police itself with its own written policies. That trust was violated.

    Sarb-OX was a knee-jerk reaction that created more rules, more oversight, and more billable hours for the financial services industry. The intent was good, but the implementation was flawed, it rewarded the guilty.

    Much like our income tax system should be simplified, so should the SEC and GAAP rules be simplified. The amount of paperwork and billable hours that are created just for executives to move a sale, or a loan, or a payment from Q3 to Q4 just to maintain a stock price in the short term to get their bonus is an enormous drain on our entire economy.

    Imagine a world where the accounting rules were so simple that the Financial Services Industry could only bill half of the hours next year.

  21. Always work as Anonymous Coward by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    No identity to steal!

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Always work as Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if we all publish our socsec numbers the system will be overwhelmed and it will no longer be a valid identifier.
      It should not be an identifier anyway since it is very insecure.

    2. Re:Always work as Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You first.

    3. Re:Always work as Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok! 946-76-73652

  22. Cake and Eat It by jbohumil · · Score: 1

    Federal government wants institutions to keep lots of private data forever so they can ask for it when they want to collect your child support, get your tax, or look for terrorists. The best way to solve identity theft is to get private business out of the business of aiding the government to do it's job.

  23. gotta love by Arthur+B. · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How SOx is presented as an "obviously good" thing. It's killing ipos, it's preventing the little companies from going public and getting funding. Now they can't turn to the public anymore and can only rely on big institutional investors. Yeah, hurray for Sox.

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  24. Lifelock by mcwop · · Score: 1
    http://www.lifelock.com/

    You have to pay, but the service covers most of the basics.

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    "I don't think it's selfish, to eat defenseless shellfish." -NOFX

    1. Re:Lifelock by tweak4 · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard (and I'm afraid I don't have a link to back this up), but almost everything that LifeLock does, the average consumer can do themselves, and for free. Furthermore, the owner of the company was so convinced in the company's abilities that he started off a radio commercial by giving out his Social Security Number. Within 2 weeks of first hearing that commercial, the news reported that someone had successfully used his SSN to get an unsecured loan...

  25. the ultimate identity theft prevention plan... by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

    Is not having an identity! Be born a feral child in a large park, scrapping together language and education based on the teach-ins and demonstrations that take place in said park, living off the scraps of the birthday parties and occasional graduation ceremonies in the town...

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  26. Most states have laws to freeze your credit by Solandri · · Score: 1
    Consumer Reports has an editorial on freezing your credit report this month. They even include a list of states having such laws. Most of them require a small fee (~$10) to lock, then temporarily unlock your credit report; but this is generally much less than the "credit monitoring" service scams that creditors try to sell (these services only tell you when identity theft may be occurring, they don't prevent it).

    Once it's locked, anyone trying to pull your credit report will be denied (unless you authorize unlocking it before they try to pull the report). Inability to pull your credit report should result in an automatic denial for things such as opening a bank account or credit card, stopping any identity theft before it happens.

    1. Re:Most states have laws to freeze your credit by droopycom · · Score: 1

      If everybody starts using this, it will only be a matter of time before thieves figure out a way to unlock your file for their purpose.

  27. SOx blows -- I miss Enron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait until they get rid of Sarbanes-Oxley. Then I'm gonna get rich on the next Enron, Global Crossing, etc. Rich I tell you.

    1. Re:SOx blows -- I miss Enron by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      Enron cheating stockholders is as much a reason to pass SOx as rapist being caught is a reason to emasculate everyone.

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  28. The whole credit system is a broken mess by ckokotay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ID theft is just one of the many, many problems with the credit system in the US. The worst problem is with reporting - things are reported to credit bureaus that have nothing to do with credit, much of it is deliberately false both from credit companies and third party debt collector scum, and finally what the credit report is permitted to be used for.

    Good examples are credit card companies deliberately not reporting credit limits to drop your coveted 'score' (so you are ALWAYS over the limit), to third party debt collectors re-aging old debt, to out and out falsifying payment records, etc...

    And, then there are other things like medical bills. Why are unpaid medical bills on a credit report? It is not credit, and has no bearing on your ability or desire to pay your mortgage or car loan. Tough luck that you didn't have insurance - you should have thought about that before you went and got cancer. Or what about that fenceline dispute you had with your neighbor that you took to small claims court. You lost, there was no monetary award, yet a judgement still appears on your 'credit' report. Plain wrong.

    Oh, and then there is permissible purpose. Exactly what does a credit report have to do with a job? How about insurance? How many people were 'right-sized' into 'bad credit'? Now you can't get another job because your credit is bad? C'mon, does anyone see something wrong with this? Credit reports are about useless for determining credit worthiness for a myriad of reasons, and we want them applied here to? Give me a break. Got 'bad' credit? Can't rent now either - so where the hell are you supposed to live? The problem of people using credit reports for things other than granting credit is big and getting a lot bigger, but will anyone stand up an write Congress about it? And you can forget cable, direct tv, cell phone plans, satellite radio, or any other services. Down in Texas they are raising gas utility rates on people who have bad credit. Wake up people! Not all people have bad credit on purpose even in the absence of ID theft.

    The system is a horrible disgrace - designed to bilk billions out of the public - nothing more, even if you leave ID theft out of it altogether.

    Until there are laws passed that are stronger than the FCRA and impose criminal penalties and much higher fines, you will never see the end of this.

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    It does not matter what you do, it's wrong.
    1. Re:The whole credit system is a broken mess by slartibart · · Score: 1

      What god-given right do people have to borrow money? There's no such right. Because if there were, then someone would be forced to loan it to them. How would you feel if YOU were forced to loan money to some deadbeat, and never get it back?

      Loans are business. If these credit report companies are badmouthing you (and a bunch of other people) to the whole world, there ought to be a gold mine of a business opportunity for someone who can determine credit-worthiness more accurately.

      There should be thousands of credit-worthy people out there with interest payments in hand just waiting to hand them over to anyone who will give them a loan. Why has no one tapped this enormous market?

      I suggest that it's because no one has found a more accurate system that doesn't cost huge amounts of money. If you know of one, I suggest you keep it quiet and find some capital to start loaning out. You'll get real good interest rates.

    2. Re:The whole credit system is a broken mess by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      third party debt collectors re-aging old debt, to out and out falsifying payment records, etc...

      That's an income source, actually - sue them for illegal debt collection and get a grand or two for your trouble.

      Why are unpaid medical bills on a credit report? It is not credit, and has no bearing on your ability or desire to pay your mortgage or car loan.

      It's an unpaid debt. why wouldn't it be included?

      Got 'bad' credit? Can't rent now either - so where the hell are you supposed to live?

      Rent a room from someone - if you're poor and a deadbeat, maybe it'll be harder to find a place of your own.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    3. Re:The whole credit system is a broken mess by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Why are unpaid medical bills on a credit report? It is not credit

      Explain to me in what way an unpaid bill is not credit. There was a service performed, which you did not pay for at the time of service, or at the time of first billing. After your first opportunity to pay is past, it's credit.

      Also: The problem of people using credit reports for things other than granting credit is big and getting a lot bigger

      Well, it's a report on your past use of credit, so it's called a Credit Report. But that doesn't naturally limit its applicability. We may decide as a matter of policy that we only want to use credit reports for the issuance of new credit, but it's certainly not a foregone conclusion, and I'd have to think about ramifications before I supported that kind of policy.

      I do not object to other things you said in your post.

    4. Re:The whole credit system is a broken mess by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Part of the OP's point was that credit reports are now used for things completely unrelated to the borrowing of money. For instance, a man with a stable job could find himself unable to rent an apartment due to a bad credit report that came about due to simple agency incompetence, even though he receives a paycheck every two weeks and can pay the rent without taking out loans. But apparently not being able to borrow money has something to do with being able to pay money one already earns.

    5. Re:The whole credit system is a broken mess by benzapp · · Score: 1

      You may not know this, but banks don't lend money provided to them by depositors. They collect interest on money given to you that was created by the Federal Reserve, which derives its authority from Congress.

      People don't have a "right" to borrow money, but the problem we have today is the prices for everything are radically inflated because of the huge quantities of money that have been injected into the economy through the creation of debt.

      The real issue is this: Should someone who for whatever reason can't pay their debts be subject to a financial system that makes buying necessary assets like cars and houses impossible without a loan? 100 years ago, most people had no access to credit and were able to save to buy houses. Today, that is impossible for all but the wealthiest of individuals.

      This is not 1900 when banks rarely granted loans for houses. The entire system of usury we have is nothing more than modern slavery, but it allows an elite class to live off the work of others. Fighting that system is going to be a long war, but insuring that everyone has access to this government created money is essential in the short term. It is the government delegates its authority to a private bank that creates the money that is lent to individuals. By that reason alone, we have the right to decide under what terms that money is lent.

      If we return someday to a sound financial system where only money that is created through actual work and productive activity is lent to others, then perhaps you will have a point. Today however, your argument is baseless. No one, other than loansharks, lends their "own" money. It is all created out of thing air.

      Here is a nice video that explains our monetary system:

      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-905047436 2583451279&hl=en

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      I don't read or respond to AC posts
  29. Illegal Immigration complicates the situation. by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

    There are millions of illegal immigrants working with fake SSNs. They Give fake SSNs to hospitals, cell phone providers, banks, tax collectors, schools, etc. How would illegal immigrants operate if you had tough penalties for using someone else's SSN? This is one of the biggest politically sensitive roadblocks to better identity theft protection in this country.

    1. Re:Illegal Immigration complicates the situation. by mozkill · · Score: 1

      This is slightly untrue. You actually do not need an SSN to get a bank account, a cell phone, or get into a hospital or school. So, your assumption that they have been using fake SSNs is wrong because in fact, they didn't need to give one in the first place.

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      -- Betting on the survival of the media industry is a serious risk. I advise investing elsewhere.
    2. Re:Illegal Immigration complicates the situation. by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      "You actually do not need an SSN to get a bank account . . ."

      Huh? Have you actually tried to open a bank account since the USA PATRIOT Act went into effect? When, and with what bank?

      I really wanted to open up a new account a couple of years ago. I ultimately did it, but I quit during my first two attempts because I thought that the information they were requesting was ridiculously intrusive. I complained to the bank, and was politely informed that due to some "Know Your Customers" clause in the PA, they were required to collect that information. I hesitated for many weeks, but I really wanted the account, and finally gave up everything. I see no reason why they would lie to a person trying to deposit money in their bank.

      Based on that experience, I would be surprised if you could go to a bank these days and start an account with a name, address and phone #.

    3. Re:Illegal Immigration complicates the situation. by cjb-nc · · Score: 1

      The IRS hands out "Tax ID" numbers to illegal immigrants so they can pay their income taxes. This data is not reported to the INS. That's probably where most of the "fake" SSN's are coming from. How's that for fubar?

    4. Re:Illegal Immigration complicates the situation. by mozkill · · Score: 1

      Yes you can. All you do is get a Tax id number (ITIN) and on the form where it asks for your SSN, you put in that number. The bank wont be able to determine whether the number is SSN vs. ITIN. Both numbers are 9 digits. The only difference is that the ITIN starts with a "9" , which is the only way to tell. The bank will take your application, most likely NOT realize you used an ITIN, and accept you.

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  30. Simple Solution by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Pass a federal law that states (reiterates?) that an individual has ownership of their personal data.

    Any use of that data would require opt-in or, better yet, payment to its owner.

    The credit reporting firms are snooping on us now and making money from it. Let's see how viable their business model would be if the free lunch were taken away. Screw parasitic middlemen.

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    Get your teeth into a small slice: the cake of liberty
    1. Re:Simple Solution by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      Have you retrieved your free credit report mandated by federal law, lately?
      They also turned that into a money making scheme for themselves with all these "upsales" and the concept that the credit report does not include your credit rating number unless you pay them for it. I wonder if they didn't sponsor the idea to pass that law themselves. :)

  31. I miss Aurthur Anderson too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no need for whatsoever for SarBOx. Except:

    Worldcom
    Sunbeam
    Adelphia Communications
    Tyco International
    Global Crossing
    Qwest ...and on and on.

    How quickly we forget.

    1. Re:I miss Aurthur Anderson too by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      SOx is based on the presumption of guilt, it requires company to take proactive measures to prove they're not guilty. The crime of some managements does not justify destroying the very basis of justice.

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  32. The other option... by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

    Have a fake identity! ;-)

  33. Identity theft does not exist. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    Identity theft does not exist. It is nothing more than fraud and should not be a problem for the consumer. If I make up a totally fake identity and get loans how is this any different from identity theft? This simple fact should be legislated to make sure it is observed.

  34. Re:Get back to tech stuff by The+New+Stan+Price · · Score: 0

    History lesson for PopeRatzo:

    1. George Washington marched troops into people's houses and demanded taxes on their stills. (Whiskey Rebellion)
    2. George Washington talked of God and Faith in many of his speeches, just like the evil Religious Rightist G.W.
    3. F.D.R. put Japanese into camps and opened people's mail during WWII. He preemptively attacked Germany, even though it was the Japanese who attacked us.
    4. Kennedy got us into Vietnam, and preemptively attacked Cuba, then left people for dead and denied it.
    5. The evil big telco and big oil provide jobs and products that people want. Congress, which has been controlled by Democrats 85% of the last century, made the rules that big telco and big oil follow.
    6. Marxism and Leftism have produced more poor people and dictatorships than Capitalism ever has.

  35. 1 in 700 sounds good to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to start stealing identities.

  36. stop treating SSNs as secret by epaulson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems to me that we'd go a long way in fixing identity theft if we stopped treating knowledge of personal info as proof you are that person. My cable company uses my social security number as "proof" that it's really me - but god only knows how many people know my social security number. My bankers, my employer (and everyone who can touch the payroll system) my doctors office, my insurance companies. The list is very long.

    It should be illegal to use the SSN as a shared secret, and anyone who does use it as a secret identifier should be liable for any expenses they incur. VISA would be a lot more effective at combating fraud if they had to pay for every false credit card opened in my name.

    Even better, if we didn't have to treat SSNs as secret information anymore, it'd make our lives a lot easier. The SSN is a great primary key for me - it's one number I can remember, and it does a good job of uniquely identifying me. I want to be able to give it to more people.

    If Congress really can act quickly when it wants to, a good way to bring this about is to require all members of Congress to publicly disclose their SSN on January 1st 2008.

    1. Re:stop treating SSNs as secret by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cable company uses my social security number as "proof" that it's really me - but god only knows how many people know my social security number.

      Actually, I seem to have misplaced it. Could you please post it again?
  37. Mod Parent Up by Bastardchyld · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points my friend your post would have them... This is probably the most accurate (however sarcastic) description of how things actually work on /. Bravo!

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  38. Brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I wasn't also an AC, I would mod you insightful. They way you demonstrated the error of the grandparent post and backed up your case with links and supporting evidence really shows your intellectual superiority.

    I am sure the GP poster read your post and thought, "you know, he has a good point. I was mistaken. I should thank him for pointing that out and work harder at verifying my facts before posting in the future. I wish more people would make useful posts like that."

    Way to go!

  39. Don't you wish they hadn't taken a bit more time? by why-is-it · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On June 25, 2002, WorldCom revealed it had overstated its earnings by more than $7 billion by improperly accounting for its operating costs. Senator Paul Sarbanes then introduced Senate Bill 2673 that same day where it passed 97-0 less than three weeks later. The House and Senate formed a Conference Committee to reconcile the differences between Sarbanes's bill and Representative Michael Oxley's bill (HR 3763) and on July 24, 2002, the Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002 was passed."

    It would have been nice if they had taken some time to consider what the problem was, and then decide if additional legislation was required.

    I am not familiar with the entire text of Sarbanes-Oxley. I am familiar with the effects of some parts of that act and I have a hard time understanding the need for it. A lot of time and effort is spent on activities that generate a lot of paperwork, with few obvious returns for anyone.

    Maybe it's just me? You see, I was under the impression that it was illegal for executives to falsify SEC filings and steal from the shareholders BEFORE Sarbanes-Oxley. The need for this legislation was never obvious to the likes of me.

    Sociopaths like Ken Lay and Bernie Ebbers are going to do what they are going to do regardless of the laws on the books. The existing laws didn't stop Lay and Ebbers, and I doubt that the Sarbanes-Oxley act would have made any difference. Perhaps it would have have made their thefts more difficult to pull off, but at the end of the day if a group of executives and board members band together and tell the same lie, it's really hard for the auditors to prove otherwise.

    FWIW, Enron was quite open about what they were doing - it was all in the notes of their SEC filings. Unfortunately, nobody paid any attention to what they were doing as long as the stock kept increasing in value.

    I just don't think Sarbanes-Oxley is a good example of a law period, never mind a law that was rushed through the legislative process.

    For the record: I am *NOT* a libertarian. I have no use for libertarian ideology. It is naive and completely unworkable.

    It just seems to me that the solution to criminal problems (and theft on this scale is clearly a criminal problem) is dull, ordinary police-work. It's very effective, but it takes time and resources and it does not generate a ton of publicity when the politicians need to be seen doing something about an issue they simply do not understand.

    I do wonder if there would have been the political will to authorize an investigation and infiltrate the likes of Enron and Worldcom when their stocks were still going up? Would the public have been in favour of hauling Lay and Ebbers off to jail when their own investments were still doing great?

    I would like to thing so, but somehow I doubt it...

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  40. can we use existing laws to our advantage? by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    If a credit reporting agency is providing false statements that are damaging to your reputation (your credit is part of your reputation), can you not sue them for defamation of character? Libel?

    Right now the burden of fixing these issues is too great for consumers. I don't see how reporting false items on a credit report is any different from libel.

    Of course, IANAL. I am only using common sense here. And we know there is no room for that in the judicial system. ;-)

  41. SOX defrauding the public by ericferris · · Score: 1

    SOX is lke a full employment act for auditors. This law makes it extremely difficult for a start-up to go public and launch an IPO (Initial Public Offering). As a result, the number of IPOs has dropped dramatically, in favor of merger and acquisitions. But M&A are only a musical chair game among pre-existing stockholders, and do nothing to spread the economic growth of companies among new shareholders.

    The big winners here are institutional investors and executives with fat stock-options. The loser is Joe Public who is deprived of a chance to bid a few hundred bucks on the next Google.

    In short, SOX doesn't just make auditors richer. It also concentrate the wealth in fewer hands.

    Well done, Mr. Sarbanes. Now tell me again, with a straight face, that you care about the small people. I need a good laugh today.

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  42. Simpler Solution by phatvw · · Score: 1

    Whenever you sign up for credit or insurance, there is usually some form with a bunch of small text you're supposed to read. Nobody reads that or is expected to. Thats just how it is. But that goes both ways!

    Cross out random sections and initial the changes. Then write in your own clauses preferably with a laser printer so it doesn't stand out. Nine times out of ten, the person activating the account won't even look at the form. They are liable for damages when they don't fulfill the clauses you wrote in.

  43. yeah, right by Christian+Anarchist · · Score: 1

    Were I an anarchist I'd be tempted to stamp QED in big red letters as my response.

    The only thing that would have been better is had the author used the Patriot Act as an example of how government can get things done when it has to.

    Others have talked about Sarbanes Oxley, so I'll skip the inanity of that in a world where Mega Corp can afford the extra accountants/consultants/lawyers/PR people to find loopholes and manipulate the damn thing.

    But the "stop telemarketers law"? That was really great, wasn't it. We don't have to listen to a zillion ads for scam products by enterprises who at least are constrained by the price mechanism.

    Instead, we get to listen to a zillion-squared ads for scam artist politicians who cant get a day job other than lobbying other scam artist politicians to steal our money in taxes for their stupid ideas that they couldn't get us to pay for otherwise.

    Neat wasn't it, how the law to end obtrusive telemarketing had this minor little exception for "not-for-profits."

    I can't help remembering a fragment of Robert Heinlein's _Expanded Universe_, something lik "can you remember anything of value coming out the Washington Beltway in the last 40 years?" Only problem is -- he wrote the darn thing 27 years ago. No one was listening then, Saint Robert. And, alas, no one is listening now. Though I suppose we Heinlein fans could start telemarketing. Hmm.

    No. Better not. Can't afford the accountants to make sure my company accounting is all straight or the lawyers to keep me out of Gitmo.

    Yeah, I know. I'm just bitter ... for being too damn stupid to be a good enough con man to have political influence.

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    1. Re:yeah, right by apathy+maybe · · Score: 1

      Funny, with a handle like "Christian Anarchist", I would have thought you were an anarchist...

      Funnily enough, I am. And I did suggest that the solution to all our identity "theft" problems was to get rid of capitalism and the state. (Just up the thread a bit).

      Indeed, the problems you mention, and a heck of a lot more, are problems of government.

      Anyway, just a final plug for this other board I goto... http://revleft.com/ you'll find lots of anarchists, Marxists, and various other sorts there. Fun place.

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    2. Re:yeah, right by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      (. . .) the solution to all our identity "theft" problems was to get rid of capitalism and the state.
      Both impossible. You cannot "get rid" of the fact that some people are good at convincing others to do this instead of that (rhetorics, ergo politics, ergo state), and you also cannot "get rid" of the fact A will do 'x' for B so long as B does 'y' to A (goods and services exchanges, ergo capitalism, which happens with or without a currency system).

      You can switch from individuals to collective committees doing this, or from collective committees to even bigger groups, but things will stay the same: the member who doesn't comply with the group decision is obliged by their peers to comply (police force, thus state); a group representative will try to convince other groups representatives (politics); a group will make deals with other groups towards the exchange of mutually beneficial goods and services (capitalism); and so on and so forth.

      Anarchism is in practice nothing more than political power done in different, less clear ways. Everything is still there, only with different and much murkier names.
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    3. Re:yeah, right by Christian+Anarchist · · Score: 1

      erp.. Had meant to add, "Wait a minute, I _am_ an anarchist." at the end.

      But then I got distracted and hit submit.

      You confused me with the "get rid of capitalism" part, I think. I never know quite what people mean by that. If it means get rid of the perpetual lives with which the corporate form entrenches particular "capitalists" in their power, I'm with you. If it means getting rid of market-based institutions, I'm not.

      And thanks for the link.

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    4. Re:yeah, right by Christian+Anarchist · · Score: 1

      Both impossible. You cannot "get rid" of the fact that some people are good at convincing others to do this instead of that (rhetorics, ergo politics, ergo state), and you also cannot "get rid" of the fact A will do 'x' for B so long as B does 'y' to A (goods and services exchanges, ergo capitalism, which happens with or without a currency system).

      You can switch from individuals to collective committees doing this, or from collective committees to even bigger groups, but things will stay the same: the member who doesn't comply with the group decision is obliged by their peers to comply (police force, thus state); a group representative will try to convince other groups representatives (politics); a group will make deals with other groups towards the exchange of mutually beneficial goods and services (capitalism); and so on and so forth.

      Anarchism is in practice nothing more than political power done in different, less clear ways. Everything is still there, only with different and much murkier names.


      Nope.

      That's like saying the vision of the 9th and 10th Amendments was equivalent to Bentham's. There is a difference between a system designed to enable people to have power and a system designed to limit people's ability to have power.

      Insofar as "the group" insists on seeing the law as a way of "getting things done" (Bentham's vision), you are correct. Because then law is just about the projection of power.

      But the group need not view the law in such a fashion. I'll go so far as to say that political power can be embedded in a matter of persuasion (pure democracy); but persuasion need not be based on power.

      As Smith noticed in his best book (Theory of Moral Sentiments), persuasion can also be based on sympathy. Fellow feeling. Not just convincing someone to gang up with you on person #3.

      Yes, public opinion can be tyrannical. Social stigma, shunning, gossip, all those things can make life uncomfortable, even miserable. But without the legitimation of coercion that comes with consent to the state, the oddball retains choice.

      Add state power to the mix, however, and its another matter.

      I grew up in a small village. They are far from the idyllic places that the senator "from" New York or similar twits claim. They can be hellish for anyone with a bit of creativity or interest in something different. But its a heckuva lot easier to run away from a village than it is to run away from the US Army and the Homeland Security and the Congress of the United States.

      What America has lost sight of since the Madisonian experiment is that the solution to the misuse of power by some is not the increasing of power for others. It is keeping a limitation on the power of any. The flaw of democracy is the flaw of Magna Carta: you don't solve the problem by replacing one boss with another boss. You solve the problem by eliminating bosses.

      And replacing them with contractual arrangements. Not that silly notion of a "social contract" -- you don't "agree" to a contractual obligation just by occupying a particular geographic location. Agreement requires some positive act or assertion on your part. A real contract, one where you and the other agree to incur specific opportunity costs in exchange for benefit that exceeds the value of those costs.

      Sure, some people are better at persuading than others. But the persuasion of a contract is fundamentally different than the persuasion of an armored battalion.

      When the armor gets involved, it gets real hard to be free about deciding on who you choose to have as "peers".

      Murkiness can be a good thing. Battalions of tanks aren't murky. Microsoft isn't murky. Stalin wasn't murky. The Patriot Act isn't murky. Korematsu v. United States wasn't murky.
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    5. Re:yeah, right by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      But the group need not view the law in such a fashion. I'll go so far as to say that political power can be embedded in a matter of persuasion (pure democracy); but persuasion need not be based on power.
      I agree with what you say on a purely theoretical way. However, so far as different individuals take different approaches to the social reality, practice will twist the pure theory back into an hierarchical model. You will always have people thirsty for power, you will always have power thirsty for wealth, and you will always have people thirsty for a stable, even if poor and powerless, life. The first group will always manage to use the greed of the 2nd and the wishes of the 3rd towards the construction of a coercive power structure. So, unless your social scheme has a place for all of them, it'll break, in which case either you build power stronger than those of the 1st group would be able to do, thus becoming yourself a member of the 1st group who's merely opposed to the other members, or they will end up all fighting as local warlords, sometimes agreeing on cease fires, sometimes engaging in open war, without and end in sight. This is the reality of all stateless regions in the world.
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  44. MOD Parent UP by PRMan · · Score: 1
    Can we get a lawyer to weigh in on this?

    What would happen if you went after a credit-reporting organization for libel?

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  45. funny stuff! by zogger · · Score: 1

    I heard that radio ad and also wondered how long he would last! Here's an Url for the news story about his little "loss".

    1. Re:funny stuff! by mcwop · · Score: 1

      Techcrunch thinks it is a hot job by the big three credit agencies. http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/06/17/the-hit-job-o n-lifelock/

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  46. New laws unnecessary by macemoneta · · Score: 1

    Here in Joisey, should it happen dat some low life scum steals your identity, Vinnie pays dem a visit. He users der eyes for icepick holders, and shoves der kneecaps up der ass. Did I say Vinnie? I must have mispoke myself. Vinnie was at a party in Rhode Island, with a bunch of identity theft victims. You know, a support group. Dey all swears he was der. Dat was a terible ting dat happened to dat guy. Maybe he should retire now.

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  47. JEWS BEHIND ID THEFT SCHEME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jews behind all three credit report agencies

    Jews behind Visa and MasterCard

    Jews behind major banks in the world

    They control everything about finance ....

    Remember what the bible (somewhere in the book of revelation) said... without the mark of the beast, you can't buy or sell

    and the number of the beast is 6-6-6

    6 lines , 6 triangles, 6 vertex ... THE STAR OF DAVID!!

  48. Credit Reports Essential for Apartments by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
    I am a Landlord.

    For instance, a man with a stable job could find himself unable to rent an apartment due to a bad credit report that came about due to simple agency incompetence If you notice errors on your credit report, you have the right to get them corrected. Read the Fair Credit Reporting Act and Fair Debt Collections Act one night when you're having trouble sleeping.

    Now that we have that out of the way, let me tell you that credit reports are an essential part of screening rental applicants. The reason you doubt this is that you are used to credit scoring and loan applications. You believe that FICO and its cousins are a worthless predictor of tenant performance, and of course you are right about that. FICO was designed for decisioning unsecured consumer loans, not for rental applications.

    On the other hand, credit reports are a treasure trove of information that is useful to landlords. When I'm evaluating an applicant, I don't even look at the credit score. What I'm looking for are:
    1. Public records where you lost a lawsuit against your landlord - If your landlord had to sue you in order to get you to pay rent, or if you bring frivolous lawsuits against your landlords, then you are a headache that I don't want
    2. Collections against you related to housing, especially utilities - If you don't like paying your gas bill in the winter, I'll let you freeze someone else's pipes when the utility cuts you off
    3. A minimum of 12 months of paying your bills on time - Lots of people have terrible credit scores for one reason or another (divorce, medical, etc.), but if you've gotten your life back on track, you pass.

    But apparently not being able to borrow money has something to do with being able to pay money one already earns. Oh, you have no idea. I've seen it all. It doesn't matter how much money people make, they have a way to blow it all. My tenants all drive nicer cars than me, have nicer TVs than me, video game consoles, DirecTV, the works. Sure, I could buy those things, but I'd rather buy more property. ;)

    The point is this: I don't care if you pay Providian or Capital One or whomever gave you the credit you "deserve". As long as you are enlightened enough to know that your housing gets paid before anybody else, then you're good in my book. ;)

    And you might claim that I am biased when I think that housing payments come first, but when have you ever stiffed your landlord or mortgage lender? Never, of course, because you don't want to get kicked out onto the street.
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    1. Re:Credit Reports Essential for Apartments by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      So it's somehow just fine that you use credit reports as a kind of dangan instead for the credit score? That's even worse!

    2. Re:Credit Reports Essential for Apartments by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      From your obscure artcile:

      Dangan details person's physical characteristics and as well as the family, educational, employment and political background. No, I do not care about an applicant's physical characteristics, family, educational, employment and political background. In fact, it would be bad business practice and illegal for me to factor in most of that while decisioning an application.

      If people took better care of their obligations and responsibilities, no screening would be necessary. I hear grumpy old landlords wax nostalgic about how they never used to screen applicants or even use leases. I'm sure you get the same from anyone sufficiently old, but I can tell you for a fact that not screening and not using leases today is a recipe for going broke faster than you would believe.

      The fact is, an irresponsible or intentionally destructive tenant can do tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars damage to a property. If you think you can decide who to trust to live in your property better than I can, by all means you should start managing property.

      But in the real world of landlording, you have to deal with people who don't care about your property, don't care about their obligations, and anyway don't have any money to cover the damage they cause. Google for "professional tenant" and you'll see what I mean. If you don't believe that a tenant can cause hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage, Google for "meth lab cleanup".

      I require a criminal background and credit check for all applicants. Not to do so would be financial suicide. You probably think that I'm cruel and heartless for doing so, but you don't know the stakes because you are not the type of person who would be so destructive, and you probably don't know anyone like that. But they are out there, and professional landlords screen them out. Make them somebody else's problem.

      Like I said before, I just want to do my best to make sure you'll take care of my property and pay promptly. This'll really get your goat, I do employment/salary verification as well. I want to make sure that you have the income to pay rent so you don't set yourself up for failure. I want the applicant to be a successful tenant just as much as most applicants want to be successful. But there are some bad apples out there that can ruin you. My family has to eat, too.
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  49. How to Lobby Congress to Act by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

    As a mass of consumers, we don't have the lobbying funds that big corporate does to get their interests across. We need an alternative means to lobby. Now if we could get identity thieves to prey upon congressmen...

  50. "Identity Piracy" by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

    If you just use the word piracy often enough the government will pass lots and lots of bills to protect us from them thar pirates!

  51. Re:Get back to tech stuff by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1
    The things you list have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that George W. Bush is an incompetent little bantam rooster and his boss Dick Cheney is a greedy, power-hungry sociopath.

    By the way, I notice you didn't list Abe Lincoln canceling habeas corpus during the Civil War. That's a good thing, because he did it by going to Congress and asking, unlike your little hero in the White House.

    Congress, which has been controlled by Democrats 85% of the last century, made the rules that big telco and big oil follow.
    But the really juicy rules that the oil companies love, have come since George Bush hit the jackpot on 9/11/2001.
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  52. Abagnale is hit or miss by JeremyDuffy · · Score: 1

    Sure he has some good advice, but he supports credit monitoring which is like paying protection money to the credit reporting companies. Does he mention credit freezes at all? If not, why bother listening to him. Solving ID theft is two part: lock down your credit reports and lock down your data (the much harder of the two).

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    1. Re:Abagnale is hit or miss by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      ---Sure he has some good advice, but he supports credit monitoring [jeremyduffy.com] whats wrong with crediting montiurogin?

    2. Re:Abagnale is hit or miss by JeremyDuffy · · Score: 1

      Click the link. The article explains why I don't like credit monitoring.

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    3. Re:Abagnale is hit or miss by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      if you don't like that credit moniroing site, check out http://www.privacyguard.com/ privacy guard is even endorsed by abagnale himslef!!

    4. Re:Abagnale is hit or miss by JeremyDuffy · · Score: 1

      Wait... If I don't like credit monitoring, I should look at a site about credit monitoring? My whole point is that I don't trust Abagnale's position on ID theft completely BECAUSE he endorses credit monitoring.

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    5. Re:Abagnale is hit or miss by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      Ok, I am missing something. What is your problem with credit monitoring?

    6. Re:Abagnale is hit or miss by JeremyDuffy · · Score: 1

      From http://www.jeremyduffy.com/money-credit/credit-mon itoring-ripoff/ : * It doesn't stop ID theft, it just let's you know that it's happening faster than you would otherwise. * It's worse than insurance - At least with Insurance, you can control your level of risk. For example, if you don't drive much, your risk of an accident is much lower than someone who delivers pizzas. But you have no way to know if you are at more or less risk for ID theft. So you'll pay and pay and might never see any benefit from the money lost. * There's a free alternative available - With the new law requireing that the credit companies give you one free credit report per year, if you stagger them to get one every three months, you will be able to constantly see your credit report anyway. While this is not as good as monitoring would be, it's better than paying $150 or more per year for the "service". Remember that there is only ONE legitimate site to get your free reports! * It's a type of fear-based extortion - The credit companies are the reason the problem exists in the first place, but they will let you pay them "protection money" to stop it. Oh wait, they don't stop anything. That's right, now you're paying them protection money, but they don't protect you (If at this point you want to point out the ID Theft insurance included with the plan, don't even bother). * Credit monitoring is big money - Did you every wonder why there are SO many outlets for credit monitoring? Here's a hint: why were there so many outlets for home-equity loans? Because people are making money hand over fist on it. Any time you see some financial service that seems to have a million knockoffs seemingly overnight, (e.g. payday loans), you can bet that something is wrong. * They charge WAY too much for the service - So you get an e-mail any time your credit file changes. There's almost no cost associated with this! If you subscribe to the RSS feed off this site, then any time I make an update to this page, you will know. What does it cost me? Nothing. What does it cost you? Nothing. * It's not necessary if you live in a state that allows credit freezes - There is nothing, NOTHING that credit monitoring buys you if you have a credit freeze on your account (as long as your personal password hasn't been compromised). That's because without your personal password that you use to thaw your account, no one can get access to your credit file.

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    7. Re:Abagnale is hit or miss by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      ok, so credit monitoring is not perfect. but what are the options until a perfect system is created? jay

    8. Re:Abagnale is hit or miss by JeremyDuffy · · Score: 1

      Like I said, Credit Freezes (as long as your state supports it anyway). A second alternative is to get your free credit report every three months to monitor it for free. Granted it's not as fast, but it's free. http://www.jeremyduffy.com/top-issues/credit-secur ity-freezes/

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    9. Re:Abagnale is hit or miss by Jansingal · · Score: 1

      cool, thanx

  53. Fallacies and "forever" by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Note that he said "it's a fallacy that our politicians take FOREVER to get things done." Actually, that's not saying very much: of course it's a fallacy; "forever" is a ridiculous exaggeration. Doesn't mean they don't take a HELL of a long time though ;)

  54. VISA / Mastercard Won't Pay! by Chaos+Motor · · Score: 1

    I've seen it expressed here several times that, "VISA would be a lot more effective at combating fraud if they had to pay for every false credit card opened in my name." Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. ANYTHING that VISA or Mastercard are forced to 'pay' for is NOT coming out of their profits. Are you kidding me? You must be high. That would show responsible behavior. Do you know who will pay for anything VISA or Mastercard are found liable for? Wait for it... MERCHANTS AND OTHER CARD HOLDERS!!! Yes, merchants and other card holders will pay for it through increased fees, penalties, late charges, and any other rubbish the card companies can come up with to pass the buck. Do you REALLY think management is going to choke down that bitter pill when they can just dump those expenses off on their cardholders and merchants? No f'n way! They're going to shore up their profits and raise their fees. This is all a game of duck duck goose where we run around and around, passing the blame to someone else, who passes it on still. It's all about responsibility, and no-one wants to accept any. The credit card companies, the credit agencies, the banks, the government, nobody is willing to step up and admit any culpability for the problem. So we sit here playing duck duck goose, and goose gets stuck with the bill. Anything else would be uncivilized.

    1. Re:VISA / Mastercard Won't Pay! by Chaos+Motor · · Score: 1

      I've seen it expressed here several times that, "VISA would be a lot more effective at combating fraud if they had to pay for every false credit card opened in my name."

      Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

      ANYTHING that VISA or Mastercard are forced to 'pay' for is NOT coming out of their profits. Are you kidding me? You must be high. That would show responsible behavior.

      Do you know who will pay for anything VISA or Mastercard are found liable for?

      Wait for it...

      MERCHANTS AND OTHER CARD HOLDERS!!!

      Yes, merchants and other card holders will pay for it through increased fees, penalties, late charges, and any other rubbish the card companies can come up with to pass the buck.

      Do you REALLY think management is going to choke down that bitter pill when they can just dump those expenses off on their cardholders and merchants? No f'n way! They're going to shore up their profits and raise their fees.

      This is all a game of duck duck goose where we run around and around, passing the blame to someone else, who passes it on still. It's all about responsibility, and no-one wants to accept any. The credit card companies, the credit agencies, the banks, the government, nobody is willing to step up and admit any culpability for the problem. It's not harming their bottom lines, as they don't have to foot any of the charges, in the end, the consumer pays for it all. So we sit here playing duck duck goose, and goose gets stuck with the bill.

      Anything else would be uncivilized.

  55. weird stuff! by zogger · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the link, the plot certainly thickens!