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Six Minutes of Terror - Landing Humans on Mars

OriginalArlen writes "Universe Today has a fascinating article discussing the difficulty of executing EDL (entry, descent, landing) on Mars for vehicles bigger than MER, Viking and Pathfinder, and the challenges for manned craft in particular. Airbags can't be used for obvious reasons, but the atmosphere is too thin to be used for parachutes or aerobraking by large heavy vehicles. The stronger gravity (compared to the moon) makes an Apollo-style powered descent impossible. The best current idea is a huge inflatable torus called a hypercone: 'Imagine a huge donut with a skin across its surface that girdles the vehicle and inflates very quickly with gas rockets (like air bags) to create a conical shape. This would inflate about 10 kilometers above the ground while the vehicle is traveling at Mach 4 or 5, after peak heating. The Hypercone would act as an aerodynamic anchor to slow the vehicle to Mach 1.'"

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  1. Why land? by Ecuador · · Score: 5, Funny

    We don't really have to land the large vehicle. Getting within transporter range should be enough.
    Oh, wait...

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    1. Re:Why land? by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      We don't really have to land the large vehicle. Getting within transporter range should be enough. Oh, wait...

      Were you talking into your mouse when you said that?

  2. Impact by eck011219 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Landing at mach one still sounds pretty fast -- better aim for water! Oh, wait ...

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    1. Re:Impact by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Funny

      Landing at mach one still sounds pretty fast -- better aim for water!

      Don't worry! We'll just tell Quaid to start the reactor. Oh, wait...

    2. Re:Impact by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't worry! My method will get them down in one piece. You wanted them alive? Oh, wait...

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    3. Re:Impact by Dakkus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude! There's nothing but water in Mars. It's just red. Just like in Red Sea.

  3. Space ladder? by theurge14 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just extend the space ladder from Earth to Mars.

  4. Hypercone looks like... by Change · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dunno about the rest of you, but the Hypercone immediately reminded me of a rolled-up condom.

    I wonder when that idea...uh...arose?

    1. Re:Hypercone looks like... by ExploHD · · Score: 1, Funny

      It probably arose when scientist realized they needed to penetrate the virgin planet where only battery powered devices had been.

  5. Re:Parachute? by TimmyDee · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The Hypercone is bigger and costs more."

    --Vorticity Ltd.

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  6. Re:Simple Solution by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously we need to go to Mars to fight Al Qaeda. Duh. It is part of the "war on financial sanity" that Bush is waging.

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  7. Re:Parachute? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some care to elaborate on the difference between hitting the ground at mach 4 and hitting the ground at mach 1?

    Hitting the ground mach 3 slower.

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  8. Re:Parachute? by DeeVeeAnt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually the difference is that a parachute would instantly shred at the supersonic speeds they are talking about. It needs a clever shape and tougher materials. They will probably need to make it out of unobtainium.

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  9. Re:Message for Humanity by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dude, this is Slashdot. The proper message is:

    All your base are belong to us
    You are on the way to destruction
    What you say!

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  10. Mmmmm... RAIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Redundant Array of Inexpensive Astronauts

  11. Re:Parachute? by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I guess this adds one more possibility to the list of explanations behind the unfathomable black holes on Mars.

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  12. Re:Simple Solution by Dakkus · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah. What do we need Americas for, anyway?

  13. Condom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Care to explain what a condom is to the rest of us /. geeks?

  14. The true terror begins by monopole · · Score: 3, Funny

    As the astronauts consider if the calculations were made in metric or imperial units.

  15. donut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    'Imagine a huge donut...'

    Buzz Aldrin: Homer, what happened to the landing apparatus?

    Homer: But it was so sweet and tasty...

  16. Re:Why drop? by Glonoinha · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bunch of NASA whiners must have replaced 'The Right Stuff' through worthless politically correct hiring practices - this new generation of 'engineers' and 'rocket scientists' have forgotten history and thus are being forced to re-invent the wheel. The logistics of these landings were worked out years ago - as you can plainly see in this simulation.

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  17. Re:Robots should build a landing strip first by hack++slash · · Score: 2, Funny

    "they can also build a little village complete with a bar."

    But you can already get a mars bar here on earth.

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  18. Six minutes of terror by slickwillie · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought it was going to be a story about my sex life.

    1. Re:Six minutes of terror by slickwillie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who said there was anyone else involved?

  19. Re:Airbags can't be used... by MoodyLoner · · Score: 2, Funny

    It will obviously feel kind of funky, but some of the amusement park rides out there are pretty brutal already.
    Twenty gees.
    What amusement parks do you go to?
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  20. Re:Space Elevator? by bigbigbison · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bases on Deimos and Phobos? Surely such an effort would be Doomed.

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  21. Re:Mach 3 Chute by king-manic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Overall, Mars is the hardest place to land in the inner solar system

    I think the sun presents a greater issue.

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  22. Re:There's a big difference. by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Um...
    not entirely true. Drop a mouse from high enough and it will burn up.

    (yes I know what you meant, but still...)
    -nB

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  23. Re:Mach 3 Chute by russbutton · · Score: 2, Funny

    Landing on the sun is easy. You just land at night.

  24. Re:Parachute? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

    I didn't read the article or anything but from what I gather this will work while a parachute wont.

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  25. Re:Why drop? by IAmTheDave · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or, they could get off their duffs and figure out this whole "gravity" problem once and for all. Oh, "it's a bend in space-time"... Well unbend it already!

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