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MST3K is Back, Sort Of
Polar Star writes "Retrocrush reports that Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett are back making fun of crappy movies again in a new incarnation called The Film Crew. In the first of many new DVDs to be released, they take on a 1969 abomination called Hollywood After Dark which features a still-not-very-young Rue McClanahan as a down-on-her-luck actress who becomes a stripper. Needless to say, it's one of the scariest movies you'll ever see. There's plenty of funny jokes throughout, and they definitely prove themselves worthy of carrying on the MST3K tradition." Update 1925 GMT by SM: Corrected a few oversights and pointed to The Film Crew's actual website.
http://www.rifftrax.com/
Download mp3s, and start them up at the same time as your DVD....
Satellite News is still up and running for anyone who liked MST3K. They have news on the Film Crew and Rifftrax (which is Mike Nelson and guests recording downloadable commentary tracks for various movies), as well as other things that the old Best Brains crew are up to. http://www.mst3kinfo.com/
psmylie's dictionary: Godzillion (noun) Any number large enough to destroy Tokyo
ok so the link on slashdot doesnt even go to the http://www.filmcrewonline.com/ website, but rather some dude's lame blog with lame ads. Oh, and I'm not even sure they even do this anymore, since they've been busy with RiffTrax, and their official website hasn't changed in a long time. What a terrible slashvertisement by man-in-the-middle proxy (go to my website to go to the real one).
What no Joel?! He was by far superior! /troll flamebait I'm wasting karma points on this.
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Don't forget:
Big McLargehuge
Gristle McThornbody
Buff Hardback
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Thick McRunfast
Didn't he really come up with the MST3K idea, even the theme music? Why did he just disappear? He got in an escape pod and made it back to Earth at the end of Mitchell. He's been keeping a low profile since then because he doesn't want the Mads to send him back.
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
When Zap Rowsdower talks, people become intoxicated by the alcohol fumes from his breath
There are no endagered animals, only animals that Zap Rowsdower hasn't eaten... yet.
Zap Rowsdower once killed an entire cult with a single roundhouse kick. They died laughing.
Bullets are deflected by Zap Rowsdower's hockey hair
There is no forehead under Zap's mullet... there's another beer gut
In the unlikely event that Canada ever runs out of beer, they can drink Zap Rowsdower's blood, which is 120 proof.
You are what you eat, and Zap Rowsdower is 200 pounds of bacon fat
The only force known to withstand the force of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick (tm) is Zap Rowsdower's doughy gut
That's all I have for now... Rowsdowermobile, awaaay!!
psmylie's dictionary: Godzillion (noun) Any number large enough to destroy Tokyo
Servo: "Come on, one more sacrifice before we go?"
Mike: "Okay, but this is the final sacrifice."