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MST3K is Back, Sort Of

Polar Star writes "Retrocrush reports that Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett are back making fun of crappy movies again in a new incarnation called The Film Crew. In the first of many new DVDs to be released, they take on a 1969 abomination called Hollywood After Dark which features a still-not-very-young Rue McClanahan as a down-on-her-luck actress who becomes a stripper. Needless to say, it's one of the scariest movies you'll ever see. There's plenty of funny jokes throughout, and they definitely prove themselves worthy of carrying on the MST3K tradition." Update 1925 GMT by SM: Corrected a few oversights and pointed to The Film Crew's actual website.

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  1. There's also RiffTrax by AugstWest · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.rifftrax.com/

    Download mp3s, and start them up at the same time as your DVD....

    1. Re:There's also RiffTrax by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Informative
      "Know what MST3K is? Me neither.

      Your 'geek' license is immediately revoked. Please hand it in now.

      "Get the gist of it from the summary? Me neither."

      MST3K = Mystery Science Theater 3000. Please go google it.

      Google is your friend.

      :-)

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    2. Re:There's also RiffTrax by smclean · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are there any players that will let you sync the audio to the video and let it work for fastfoward and pausing? That's the only problem I can see with it, be a real pain in the ass if you had to just let the damn thing run, no pausing. If I'm in an audience of a size greater than one, there will be pauses, rewinds, etc. The do try and make it easier to sync mid-movie by occasionally having a robot-voiced character read a line that should be synchronized with a line in the movie. This way, you *can* still start in the middle of a movie, but it is a PITA.
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    3. Re:There's also RiffTrax by XPisthenewNT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember MST3k as being really funny. I just watched about a dozen samples from RiffTrax and found them not very funny. Is it just me?

    4. Re:There's also RiffTrax by trevorgensch · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it's just not you - their tv show was enjoyable (except for all that between movie nonsense which could quite happily be excised IMO), but Rifftrax, with its incredibly scene specific commentary is unlistenable - and don't dare get more than 2 seconds out of sync or the jokes will be even unfunnier.

  2. Prior work? by ArcadeX · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone have any links to prior work they've done, to know what to expect?

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  3. Rifftrax by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not the whole MST3K crew, but RiffTrax have been around for a while and are extra awesome because they finally give the treatment to mainstream movies.

    1. Re:Rifftrax by TheGreatOrangePeel · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was thinking the exact same thing, then I thought, "Wait! This is a doup!" But a little checking around would seem to show that they indeed are, all three, united in a new project. They've been The Film Crew for a while, but they seem to be jumping in on actual DVD releases now as we can see on The Film Crew's website the link for which seems to be missing in the article. Still, though, this is pretty old news. I remember voting for my 'first release' several months, if not a year, back. That could've been which to riff first I suppose, though.

    2. Re:Rifftrax by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whatever happened to Joel??

      Didn't he really come up with the MST3K idea, even the theme music? Why did he just disappear? He got in an escape pod and made it back to Earth at the end of Mitchell. He's been keeping a low profile since then because he doesn't want the Mads to send him back.
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    3. Re:Rifftrax by smclean · · Score: 2, Informative

      When he left MST3K he filmed a pilot for HBO, a sketch comedy show called 'The TV Wheel'. My buddy and I were big enough fans that we went to the filming of the pilot, after being tipped off from Usenet that you could get free tickets. The show was never picked up.

      Wikipedia lists some other projects of his post-mst3k..
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  4. Favorite MST3K Line? by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's everyone's favorite line from MST3K?

    Mine: "We will be approaching speeds of... 3!"

    1. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? by Psmylie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anything that mentions Zap Rowsdower.

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    2. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We will be approaching speeds of... 3!" Ah, yes, a Space Mutiny quote, a very good one. I have so many favorites, perhaps I'll keep the trend going with another one from that show: "Look alive everyone ... oh, I'm sorry, not you, Susan." (in reference to a character who had died earlier in the movie but, for some reason, showed back up on the control room alive and well, working in another scene)
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    3. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 3, Informative

      "in reference to a character who had died earlier in the movie but, for some reason, showed back up on the control room alive and well, working in another scene"

      The funniest part is that it was just "in another scene", it was in the very next scene after her death. If you watch the credits, they make fun of the person responsible for Continuity.

    4. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? by Loadmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Way too many. Here's one of my favorites, though.

      From: Pod People

      "Oh, man, this guy's got renaissance faire written all over him."

      (Man pulls out a crossbow from the front seat of the car)

      "Huzzah!"

      Swi

    5. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Funny

      *Beef McHardSlab (hero) shoots a ray gun to ignite flammable gas into a channel that a cripple man (traitor) has taken refuge in*

      Mike: "And our brave hero roasts the disabled man!"

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    6. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? by stinerman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't forget:

      Big McLargehuge
      Gristle McThornbody
      Buff Hardback
      and
      Thick McRunfast

    7. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? by filterban · · Score: 2, Funny

      From Master Ninja I: "I know he's around here somewhere. I can hear his theme song!" Also, from Gamera vs Megalon: "Gamera is really neat, Gamera is full of meat, we all love Gamera!"

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    8. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Informative

      What's everyone's favorite line from MST3K? There are so many good ones, I don't know where to start. Some of the best lines just aren't anything without seeing the visuals that inspired them. Here are the ones I can think of off the top of my head:

      Thug: I got a guy, he knows all the angles!
      Crow: Name's Euclid.

      Some weird wicker coffin used by paramedics to move a body
      Crow: Oh, look, it's a picnic casket!

      From Clash of the Moons
      Winky: [after leave is cancelled for a mission] So much for that gay nightlife. Looks like I'm going to have to go ride the rocket!
      Joel and the Bots: [audible gaping, no response]

      Pod People
      Joel: Pod People got no reason to live!

      Joel: Trumpy! You do stupid things!

      Tom Servo mimicking Trumpy: Mmm, yes, everything looks good. You look like a potato. Mmm, little winged potatoes.

      Manos: Hands of Fate
      Frank and Dr. Forrester repeatedly apologizing for an experiment that was cruel and inhumane, even by their standards

      Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
      The whole fucking movie. This is one of the first ones I play on Turkey Day. Been doing my own Turkey Day marathons ever since Comedy Central stopped.

      Warrior of the Lost World
      [hero sets motorcycle cops on fire]
      Crow: Oh, look, Buddhist bikers protesting the no-helmet law.
      Mega-weapon! Mega-weapon!

      Attack of the the Eye Creatures
      Pointing out just how little care went into the creation of this movie, including a typo in the title, along with all the other great stuff. "They just didn't care."

      Running gags:
      Watch out for snakes!
      [a-ok sign] It stinks!
      Any of the Torgo stuff
      Droppo, you're the laziest man on Mars!
      Gamera is really neat! Gamera is turtle meat! We love Gamera!
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    9. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? by Psmylie · · Score: 4, Funny
      I posted this a while back, but here it is again: Zap Rowsdower, Chuck Norris style!

      When Zap Rowsdower talks, people become intoxicated by the alcohol fumes from his breath
      There are no endagered animals, only animals that Zap Rowsdower hasn't eaten... yet.
      Zap Rowsdower once killed an entire cult with a single roundhouse kick. They died laughing.
      Bullets are deflected by Zap Rowsdower's hockey hair
      There is no forehead under Zap's mullet... there's another beer gut
      In the unlikely event that Canada ever runs out of beer, they can drink Zap Rowsdower's blood, which is 120 proof.
      You are what you eat, and Zap Rowsdower is 200 pounds of bacon fat
      The only force known to withstand the force of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick (tm) is Zap Rowsdower's doughy gut

      That's all I have for now... Rowsdowermobile, awaaay!!

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    10. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? by Flarg! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Zap? Is that you? It must be! Why else would you give such a vitriolic response to a fairly harmless set of jokes, which, yes, I found mildly amusing. It reminds me of the Penny Arcade "Greater Internet Fuckwad" theory: Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad. You, sir (or ma'am?), prove the formula correct.

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  5. Satellite News by Psmylie · · Score: 4, Informative

    Satellite News is still up and running for anyone who liked MST3K. They have news on the Film Crew and Rifftrax (which is Mike Nelson and guests recording downloadable commentary tracks for various movies), as well as other things that the old Best Brains crew are up to. http://www.mst3kinfo.com/

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  6. Another Link & Rifftrax by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm going to suggest an alternate site, IGN's review of it which, surprisingly, gave it a 9 out of 10--so I'll have to find this. From that review:

    The basic framework of The Film Crew is simple enough; three average men have been hired by media mogul Bob Honcho and given the task of recording a commentary track for every film ever made. Naturally it's a conceit to get Mike, Kevin and Bill back to doing what they do best; tearing the film industry's lesser children to ribbons. The structure of each Film Crew release is similar to MST3k in most respects, the only main difference is the lack of commercial breaks and less interstitial sketches - which most MST3k fans never considered to be that essential anyhow. The films are divided in two sections by a "lunch break" sketch which the guys sit around, you guessed it, the lunch table. The main difference of The Film Crew is the lack of the signature character silhouettes at the bottom of the screen while the movie plays, not a huge loss overall but it does mean that they can no longer interact with the on-screen action when the verbal jokes run thin.

    A few months back on Shout!'s website, fans were asked to vote on which of the four scheduled Film Crew releases would be the first on store shelves, the winner was the 1961 clunker Hollywood After Dark. Also know as Walk The Angry Beach and The Unholy Choice, the "film" features future Golden Girls star Rue McClanahan getting down to her skivvies and shaking it for all she's worth when her acting career fails - oddly enough that's the story of the film too. It might also be worth mentioning the Rifftrax effort they put together a while ago, with more info/comments on the Slashdot article.
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  7. And MST3K is... by IBBoard · · Score: 2, Informative

    And for all those who don't have a clue what MST3K is and whether you should care:

    http://www.mst3kinfo.com/mstfaq/basics.html

    (Q1 says "What is Mystery Science Theater 3000?" ;) )

  8. Blasphemy by realmolo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "and less interstitial sketches - which most MST3k fans never considered to be that essential anyhow."

    The sketches *were* essential. Some of them were great, and almost all of them were funny. Well, at least when JOEL was doing them.

    Joel was better than Mike. By a lot. People that like Mike will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

    1. Re:Blasphemy by GR|MLOCK · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good news, buddy. I have a copy of Wikipedia that fell through a time portal from the future, and it lists "People that like Mike Nelson" as "The first up against the wall when the Revolution came."

    2. Re:Blasphemy by Wildfire+Darkstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For what it's worth, I think Mike was significantly better in the host segment skits than Joel ever was. When not in the theater, Joel pretty much fell back to prop comedy, and after a season or two it became rather formulaic. In the theater (which, of course, is really the most important part), I think they were both excellent, but in different ways: Joel's deadpan delivery was suited to a very different sort of comedy than Mike's approach. In the end, I tend to gravitate more towards Mike-hosted episodes than Joel-hosted ones, but I think that has more to do with the movie selection than anything else.

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  9. What crap by JimboFBX · · Score: 4, Informative

    ok so the link on slashdot doesnt even go to the http://www.filmcrewonline.com/ website, but rather some dude's lame blog with lame ads. Oh, and I'm not even sure they even do this anymore, since they've been busy with RiffTrax, and their official website hasn't changed in a long time. What a terrible slashvertisement by man-in-the-middle proxy (go to my website to go to the real one).

  10. Joel or Mike? by SirStanley · · Score: 4, Funny

    What no Joel?! He was by far superior! /troll flamebait I'm wasting karma points on this.

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    1. Re:Joel or Mike? by east+coast · · Score: 2, Funny

      Karma points? By saying something as foolish as that you risk your eternal soul to the fiery pits of hell. I'd not want to be you on judgement day.

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    2. Re:Joel or Mike? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Funny

      What no Joel?! He was by far superior!

      Superior??? I've heard he uses vi.

    3. Re:Joel or Mike? by kat_skan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow. There's superior, and then there's superior!

  11. rmcclanahanfan saw this comming 6 years ago.... by CatsupBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Posted in 2001 on IMDB, a user noted:

    I think the best way to sum it up is just to say that Mystery Science Theater 3000 would have had a field day.
    In fact, this movie was so bad they had to bring back MST3K just to make fun of it!

    Oh, and nuts to "thom walker" from the UK!!!
    1. Re:rmcclanahanfan saw this comming 6 years ago.... by CatsupBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry, URL got munged: imdb.com

  12. Re:I guess I'm old.... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Joel left the show in Season 5. Mike graduated from Head Writer to Head Writer and host. It wasn't quite the way you describe it. Joel was awesome, but Mike was too, in a different way.

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  13. Bring the Bots Back, Please!!!! by jameskojiro · · Score: 2

    I mean the bots were aresome, they interacted with the screen and thast just brought even more fun into the show.

    Maybe someday there will be a MST3K reunion movies or movies, LOL

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  14. Re:Final Sacrifice MST3K premiered today in 1998 by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

    Servo: "Come on, one more sacrifice before we go?"
    Mike: "Okay, but this is the final sacrifice."

  15. Re:I guess I'm old.... by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now, now...There's plenty of room in bed for both of them.

    ...oh wait, that sounded gayer than I meant

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