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"Crowd Farm" to Collect Energy?
Cain writes to mention that a couple of MIT students would like to harness the mechanical power of large groups of people. "A Crowd Farm in Boston's South Station railway terminal would work like this: A responsive sub-flooring system made up of blocks that depress slightly under the force of human steps would be installed beneath the station's main lobby. The slippage of the blocks against one another as people walked would generate power through the principle of the dynamo, a device that converts the energy of motion into that of an electric current."
I love this! If they install something like this on the streets around me I am going to send the electric company a bill for my time to generate their power ... what am I a giant hamster to them?!
-- Josh
"Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that's a long one for me!" - Pete Conrad
Now the only technical problem is getting americans out of their cars...
Use the mosh pit to power the amps! the phrase "Behold the power of ROCK" has more meaning now
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country did to you
Just put the people into tanks and give them virtual lives ..... what's that, the Matrix was fiction?
The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
A Crowd Farm in Boston's South Station railway terminal would work like this: A responsive sub-flooring system made up of blocks that depress slightly under the force of human steps
I have a better idea. Why not make a system that generates energy under the force of collapsing Big Dig tunnel sections?
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
3 to 4 year olds.
We could power a small coutry if we installed these in pre-schools.
Space Cadet
Wow... hook one of those up to my keyboad.... Well, just my delete key would generate a few megawatts of power.
-Unresolved symbol? Byte me!
Quit trying to steal my energy. I'm fat on purpose, you insensitive clod!
Why not just install wool carpets, make everyone take their shoes off and walk around in fuzzy socks. Then, they can touch special metal plates to donate their built-up static charge to the grid.
And for fun, they can make ramps without carpeting, for sliding down. Go back up, build up a charge, discharge and slide down again. I'd be on that all day!
You had me at sandwich.
Wonder what'll happen when the urination threshhold exceeds the flooring capacity.
Conduction, followed by screams of pain and barely-suppressed laughter.
I'd think attaching these to the hands of all the MIT students would generate enough up and down motion to power the state.
because most people jump over the turnstiles. :)
I had a great idea like this once. I called it the "Jump to Conclusions Mat".
Cool! Amazing Toys.
no need to chain Arnold, just chain four female clerks from the California State Govenor's Office to each of the turnstile arms, then set loose the Governator.
And, more importantly, because, as Confucius say:
Man who go through turnstile sideways, is going to Bangkok.
Apology to Ubuntu forum.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I'm not a Troll, it's reverse psychology.
Forget dance clubs- put these in child daycares and you could probably close half the power plants...
I don't think anyone in the U.S.A. could stand to lose any weight...
You can use the generated power to run powered walkways for the tired commuters.