30 Years For Online Pharmacy Spammer

jotter507 writes "So, you get arrested for running an illegal online pharmacy and the judge orders you to stop selling medication over the Internet. Don't sit around and do nothing before the trial! Run off to the Dominican Republic on a false passport, withdraw money from an account ordered frozen, and start up another online 'pharmacy.' It didn't end well for 27-year old Christopher William Smith, also known as 'Rizler.' The world-reviled spammer and Internet drug dispenser received a 30-year sentence from a federal judge on Wednesday."

Comments

Good idea

[SteelFist]

Sounds like a perfectly good buisness model to me! Wonder what could go wrong...

amazing

[techiemikey]

And for once, the system works like we all want it to.

Re:Before anyone calls this sentence excessive

[Soko]

Excessive? EXCESSIVE? No way dude. This guy got it right:

"Hi, we're a group of ominous looking people who happen to deal with way too much spam. We'd like to wander aimlessly around your house discussing vivid images of what should be done to spammers, their families and casual acquaintences, and make veiled threats as to the future of your limbs (attached or not), animals and the insertion of farming implements into your orifices".

Chris "Saundo" Saunderson He should be grateful most sysadmins are too cynical, moral, smart and busy to go to Law School and become judges. I would imagine "All rise for presiding Judge Simon Travaglia would strike abject terror into the heart of any spammer.

That would be cool.

Soko

Ouch.

[spocksbrain]

30 years is tough. He is probably really anxious and stressed, I suggest he take some x.a@x!

Re:Ouch.

[jollyreaper]

30 years is tough. He is probably really anxious and stressed, I suggest he take some x.a@x! Naw, I'm just going to spam his cellmates with free v!aGrA. The conclusion of this joke is left as an exercise for the reader.

Re:Excellent !

[sg_oneill]

Damn right, if someone wants to ruin the internet, run drugs and threaten to kill people HOW DARE ANYONE STOP THEM.

Oh libertarianism... What will you justify next!

Re:Before anyone calls this sentence excessive

[DeadChobi]

Bastard Judge from Hell! With his sidekick, the Pimply Faced Paralegal!

Been said before

[ArcadeX]

Last time a spammer got sent to jail, someone had the great idea of sending all the viagra and cialis they'd been selling to thier cellmates. We need to get a cellmate's name and address once he's put in, I'd be willing to visit an online pharamcy and order some as a gift package : )

If there is any justice in this world...

[qweqwe321]

...he'll end up in prison with men who've enlarged their dicks with v1agra and are looking for HOT SEX NOW

From my spam today:

[u-bend]

Find out the sex craving all guys have I guess in prison, he really will.

Re:Pardon me /.ers but Reagan instituted mandatory

[Broken scope]

Listen asshole, for the last time, THAT WAS NOT A .50 cal sniper rifle. That was a .30 cal m1919, and just because you couldn't see the black helicopter doesn't mean I couldn't, mark my words, one day I'm gonna shoot that fucker down, then you see. THEN YOU WILL ALL SEE!

Obligatory quote...

[Vexler]

Michael Bolton: We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

Re:It is an excessive sentence

[fbjon]

You are right, it is likely, I would not be forgiving, and I'd be demanding a harsh penalty. Being in a calm state that I am today, I can say, I'd be wrong, however... The sentence is almost as excessive as your use of commas...