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Nukes Against Earth-Impacting Asteroids

TopSpin writes "Flight International reports that scientists at the Marshall Space Flight Center have developed designs for an array of asteroid interceptors wielding 1.2-megaton B83 nuclear warheads. The hypothetical mission for these designs is based on an Apophis-sized Earth impactor 2 to 5 years out. According to NASA, 'Nuclear standoff explosions are assessed to be 10-100 times more effective [at deflection] than the non-nuclear alternatives analyzed in this study." On April 13, 2029, Apophis will pass closer to earth than geosynchronous satellites orbit.

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  1. I, for one, welcome our... by Will+the+Chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    extinction-level-event nuke-shielded overlords!

    -WtC

    *please insert sig*

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    1. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by Compholio · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our... extinction-level-event nuke-shielded overlords!
      Kree Hol Mel.... Apophis!
    2. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by boaworm · · Score: 5, Funny
      Dont worry, TFA clearly states:

      According to the WSS, there are no known safety issues associated with the B83.
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  2. Apophis should be able to be destroyed... by nebaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    with an alternate reality gateway, and a crack commando team consisting of a linguist with allergies, a wise cracking Colonel, a brilliant astrophysicist, and someone with a horrible gastronomical infection. Also some grenades.

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  3. Why do we need nukes? by darkhitman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Couldn't we simply send a small spacecraft to intercept the asteroid? Say, a small craft, probably with one primary weapon that has plenty of ammo... probably shaped like a triangle, I think. It could use this "weapon" to then shoot at any incoming asteroids.

    Of course, the weapon wouldn't be as powerful as a nuke, and would probably split the asteroid in, say, half. The ship would then have to shoot both halves, breaking them again into half, creating four asteroids where just one was originally. The pilot would repeat this process until the asteroid is broken into such small pieces that they'll be deflected by earth's atmosphere.

    I'm still working on how the ship and asteroid fragments would warp to the other side of the field when they hit the edges, though... probably why NASA decided against this approach. That, and they wanted to avoid ripping off The Last Starfighter too much.

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  4. I'm definitely following this story! by zegota · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because I don't want to miss a thing!

  5. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Reaperducer · · Score: 5, Funny

    This isn't the conspiracy you're looking for.

    They can go about their business.

    Move along.

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  6. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Philotic · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're spending it on Star Wars. Solution: Assassinate George Lucas.
  7. Re:Yes by onemorechip · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd also like to know how the shark moves through the air.

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  8. Re:APOP-Whut? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Funny

    "In case you were wondering, Apophis is the Greek form of the name for the Egyptian Demon Apep."

    Thanks. Because if there's one thing that you can be sure about the average Slashdot reader it's that none of us has ever seen an episode of Stargate SG-1, and thus the name Apophis, and associating that name with evil personified, would be totally new to us all.

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  9. Re:Quick ! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get Ben Affleck's spacesuit ready.

    OK, I've drilled holes in the helmet and emptied the oxygen tank...

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