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Karl Rove Resigning Aug 31

tetrahedrassface writes "According to CNN current Bush Administration political advisor Karl Rove will be resigning his post as senior political advisor at the end of August to spend more time with his family. Few if any prior senior political advisors to presidents have been the lightning rods for controversy that Mr. Rove has. Accused of running smear campaigns and celebrated for pioneering district level up campaigns that rely heavily on databases and fake grassroots origins, Mr Rove is one of the chief architects of the Republican Revolution."

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  1. Ever notice? by UncleWilly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ever notice the smart rats jump first from the burning ship?

    1. Re:Ever notice? by endianx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Same here. I am certain nobody will complain about whoever the next president is. I can not wait for the peace and quiet.

    2. Re:Ever notice? by Pojut · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apparently, it's impossible for me to spell 'truly" correctly as well.

      inbeforethegrammarnazis

    3. Re:Ever notice? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Huh? What are you talking about? I think he meant lining his and his buddies pockets and...

      Ohhh. The official goals. I see, you didn't get the memo. Wait. Are you on the memo list anyhow? How did you get in here? Guys? Find that person's IP address and bring him to my office! He hacked me and gained confidential information!

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    4. Re:Ever notice? by scumdamn · · Score: 3, Funny
      Thanks so much for your data driven election analysis! I've never seen such an intereseting cogent explanation of why a candidate is the wrong choice for our great country!

      Also, the best reason to wish the end of this Presidency is surely that people will stop complaining about him. It's definitely not that he's actually a bad President or that his administration is incompetent or anything. Have you ever thought of getting a job at CNN or maybe replacing Tim Russert on Meet the Press?

    5. Re:Ever notice? by catbutt · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's going to happen when we beat the terrorists in Iraq? What are the cowering, wimpering, cut and run democrats going to do then? Probably strap on their jet packs, and fly home to spend time with their families and pet dragons.
    6. Re:Ever notice? by Ucklak · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's Otters vs. Scientists all over again.

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    7. Re:Ever notice? by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bush's low popularity numbers reflect on how much conviction he has.

      ...Whereas most of us just want one conviction.



      He operates under beliefs, not by raising his finger in the air and seeing which way the wind is blowing

      The direction of the wind at least has some basis in fact, in that it means doing what the populace wants them to do. Granted, most people couldn't find their way out of a paper sack with a map and a flashlight, but I'll take playing to the polls over playing god any day.



      What's going to happen when we beat the terrorists in Iraq?

      I dunno... We'll all have to duck the flying pigs? Bush can look forward to building snowmen in the afterlife? Goatse-man will experience the least pain of all of us when monkeys start flying out?

      Or, if we actually can claim such a victory, we can polish the crater and use the newly-vitreous ex-middle-east as the largest objective lens on the planet for a new telescope? Hrmph, and to think some people have the audacity to claim Bush doesn't support science!

    8. Re:Ever notice? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Funny

      If Newt runs, it's hard to say. He eventually lost the center to Clinton as house speaker, but first he masterminded the Contract with America

      You owe me a new monitor.

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    9. Re:Ever notice? by ultranova · · Score: 4, Funny

      And yet, even with all that lost intelligence, even with all the horrible, horrible things Clinton supposedly did to our intelligence and national security apparatus... it was still able to provide written warning of pretty much exactly what was going to happen and put it in Bush's hands on August 6th.

      Written warning ? The fools ! They should had read it aloud !

      Seriously speaking, maybe the intelligence organizations need to take heed of schoolteachers; the person the report is delivered to must submit in return, in a given timeframe, a summary of the reports contents (to prove he has read it) and a summary of actions he has taken concerning it, as well as the reasons he considers said actions adequate. Failure to do so satisfactorily will result in being placed in detention in a secret CIA torture facility.

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    10. Re:Ever notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Huh? What are you talking about? I think he meant lining his and his buddies pockets and...

      Ohhh. The official goals. I see, you didn't get the memo. Wait. Are you on the memo list anyhow? How did you get in here? Guys? Find that person's IP address and bring him to my office! He hacked me and gained confidential information! Karl ... is that you? Scooter here. The guy's wife is a CIA operative. Are you thinking what I'm thinking...?

      Oh, and I forwarded those caging-list e-mails like you asked me, to georgewbush.org. Or was that .com? Damn...
    11. Re:Ever notice? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

      202-456-1111 - ask for George

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  2. Kudos in advance by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just wanted to take a moment to thank the slashdot community, in advance, for what I am certain will be yet another discussion that will be the picture of decorum and civility. If there is anything I have learned about slashdot over the years, it is its ability to conduct a mature discussion about any topic, devoid of paranoia, rage, or ignorance.

    In fact, I believe it would be fair to say that it was slashdot that single-handedly relegated the old connotation of "tinfoil hat" to the dustbin, leaving instead something that could only be termed fashionable, if unique, headwear in its wake. I know of no other web site that could have accomplished this return to such a balance and due consideration of all sides of an issue in its discourse.

    Only on slashdot can such a discussion be guaranteed to be free of cynicism that dominates other venues of debate. Here, opposing viewpoints will be examined and considered, and not snuffed out. Nor will the community elevate viewpoints which only serve to reinforce their preconceived notions; indeed, slashdot, especially its comments, is the place to come for an evenly weighted consideration of any issue, especially issues of a political nature.

    Neither will commenters fall to the common fallacy of "recentism", believing that a recent event must necessarily be the worst such case of an event in the history of mankind; instead recognizing that the internet can simply deluge us with an increasingly unprecedented level of information about any person or group which may pique our interest, allowing a wide range of ever more specific issues and minutia to be amplified to levels never witnessed in the past.

    Moreover, I can tell by the (current) article title - "Politics: Carl Rove Resigning Aug 31" - that this discussion will have the highest regard for accuracy not only in content, but in spelling and grammar, as regular slashdot visitors will no doubt recognize to be the status quo. This level of accuracy can only be achieved by the tireless work of slashdot's editors, who carefully review each submission to the site.

    So, bravo, slashdot - not only for what you have accomplished for political discussion in the past, but for the discussion you are about to have. It is exactly this kind of level-headed discussion that keeps people coming back for evenly balanced news and careful interpretation on nearly any topic.

    Bravo, indeed!

    1. Re:Kudos in advance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      I just wanted to take a moment to thank the slashdot community, in advance, for what I am certain will be yet another discussion that will be the picture of decorum and civility.

      And I'd just like to take a moment to thank you, Dave Schroeder, for doing the same thing. Your objective and nuanced posts about Apple and pretty much everything are such a treat to read I just can't wait for another one.

    2. Re:Kudos in advance by my+sig+is+bigger+tha · · Score: 2, Funny

      jeez dude, way to intimidate people. who's going to feel up to your sarcasm after that?
      (this is nice: Neither will commenters fall to the common fallacy of "recentism", believing that a recent event must necessarily be the worst such case of an event in the history of mankind; instead recognizing that the internet can simply deluge us with an increasingly unprecedented level of information about any person or group which may pique our interest, allowing a wide range of ever more specific issues and minutia to be amplified to levels never witnessed in the past.)

      my favorite sentence from TFA: "Rove said the first thing he plans to do after leaving the White House is "go dove hunting..."

    3. Re:Kudos in advance by mosch · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's kind of refreshing to see a Republican just come out and admit that they're fascist.

      People call the modern GOP fascist all the time, but it's rare to see one of you actually come out and claim proudly that yes, you are fascist and that you're proud of it.

      Personally, I see no source of pride.

  3. Rove Responds by Himring · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to CNN current Bush Administration political advisor Karl Rove will be resigning his post as senior political advisor at the end of August [CC] to spend more time with his family.

    "When asked for comment Mr. Rove stated, 'I believe we will be settling down in this place called The Shire. I understand great opportunity exists there to squash more insurgency....'"

    Naturally, you'd have to have read the actual LoTR to get that and not just seen the movies....

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  4. Have you ever seen Karl Rove? by sheldon · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's most definately a nerd. He's so much of a nerd, even the geeks beat up on him in high school.

  5. Re:I am sure many others have noticed this... by rbanffy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously he regards his lawyers as family.

    That's not surprising at all.

  6. Re:Absolute by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Funny

    Power corrupts. Powerpoint corrupts absolutely.

  7. Re:Lets vote rationally. by wperry1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    But the pretty people LOOK so good on the TV.

  8. Re:Gunslinger Karl by Sesticulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously you've never tasted dove. It's delicious, tastes almost like kitten.

  9. Re:Actually... by HerculesMO · · Score: 2, Funny

    Inference is best -- hobbits live in the Shire... it was enough for me to chuckle :)

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  10. Re:i don't get it by Bemopolis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course it's relevant to Slashdot — he uses an iPhone. Which just goes to show how great a product it is; I mean, who knew it could handle that level of fire and brimstone?

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  11. Re:Actually... by Fex303 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I see what you did there. Hidden out in the open like one of the three...

    On a side note, I couldn't believe that the OP had to mention that you needed to have read the books to get the Scouring of the Shire refernce. I mean, this is /.! But of course someone came along and not only hadn't read the books, but then went on to argue with them... Which I guess means that this really is /.

  12. Re:Respectfully, I disagree. by E++99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is news for nerds, when an administration is guilty of supporting failing industries like airlines, stopping the path for new airlines to make headway into the arena. It is news for nerds when we remove the advisor who played the "Wizard of Oz" with what should be the most powerful man in the world.

    In reality though, it won't change a thing. Rove's departure is too little, too late. My hope is that charges are brought upon him for the firing of the US Attorneys and making it politically motivated, for helping cherry pick intelligence to make a case for a war of choice, for re-writing documents written by climatologists to show that global warming is a hoax, and on and on. The intelligent folks would start the indictment towards the end of Bush's term, and have it run through after he is out of office. No sentence should be passed while George Bush is in office. This way, when faced with SOLID jail time, Karl Rove will show how his underhanded life will play against George Bush and Co when he starts blathering about every bad thing he and his buddies in the White House did during his tenure. And you can bet that it would happen if he did face jail time.

    And so you see, kids, that while pot will leave you delusional, mean-spirited and paranoid, it will at least leave your fantasy life intact.
  13. Ugly SOB who sounds like Fozzy Bear... by MsGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    A second, wait you! A good president of the US Yoda would make! No shit does Yoda take from any man! Size matters not! Osama bin-Laden's ass, he will kick!

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  14. Re:Yeah, no one EVER complains about the President by Evilest+Doer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those older than me might be able to trace this trend back further.
    Yeah, I'm still pissed off about that fucker Millard Fillmore! "God knows that I detest slavery, but it is an existing evil ... and we must endure it and give it such protection as is guaranteed by the Constitution," he said. Pansy-assed little bastard!
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  15. Rep. dnd by ItsLenny · · Score: 2, Funny

    and celebrated for pioneering district level up campaigns

    he's a level 42 politician with a +3 against democrats
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  16. his life's work ahead of him... by doom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that he's retiring maybe he can spend even more time on troll accounts on slashdot.