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Putting Anti-Evolution Candidates On the Spot

hmccabe writes "YouTube is currently taking submissions for their next debate, in which the Republican candidates will answer questions. This seems like a good opportunity to challenge those candidates who say they do not believe in evolution. But since I am not an expert in the subject, I would be interested in how you all feel the question should be presented. For my own part, I think it is important to present the overwhelming body of evidence on the subject as incontrovertible fact, much the same way DNA evidence is presented during a criminal trial, and ask why the candidate feels they can pick and choose what facts they believe in. Moreover, I am wary of coming across like Christopher Hitchins, so vitriolic the candidate will defend themselves rather than answer the question. Perhaps the most important aspect of posing the question is to inform the viewers who watch the debate that this is really not a matter of opinion, but of science. So my question is: 'Hey geneticists, have you considered addressing evolution in the YouTube debates? Can you do it in 30 seconds?'"

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  1. fact: God hates liberals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    discuss.

    1. Re:fact: God hates liberals by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 5, Funny

      turn, turn, turn...

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    2. Re:fact: God hates liberals by roadkill-maker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jean-Luc Picard is fiction Jean-Luc Picard is real, you take that back
    3. Re:fact: God hates liberals by xappax · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Matrix is fiction

      Look, just because you took the blue pill...

    4. Re:fact: God hates liberals by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, think about this. Without God, nothing matters. It doesn't matter if you are terminally ill, or a terrorist. You are going to die, and that is the end of it. Life, then, is utterly meaningless. Nothing you do will make a difference. When you die, you wont even remember that you were here, and in a short time, no one else will remember you either. Life has no meaning, it never did, it doesn't now, and it never will. It is just time and death. Thats all. That's tough. Get used to it. So you're scared of big bad life and you need an invisible friend. To each his own.

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    5. Re:fact: God hates liberals by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is a teapot orbiting Jupiter at this very moment, I believe it so it must be true!
      You don't have any proof to counter that there isn't a teapot orbiting Jupiter, therefore it's true!

    6. Re:fact: God hates liberals by freeweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      You just compared the female orgasm to God.

      You officially win Slashdot.

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    7. Re:fact: God hates liberals by Pendersempai · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about this: the proposition that God exists has exactly as much empirical support as the proposition that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.

  2. Is YouTube really an appropriate platform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a lot of stuff on there that makes me question whether or not people are evolving.

    1. Re:Is YouTube really an appropriate platform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I mean, if he honestly believes the world is only 6000 thousand years old, who knows what other wacky shit he goes to bed with comfortably at night?"

      Your mom?

    2. Re:Is YouTube really an appropriate platform? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Rejecting a major theory with a century-and-a-half of observational and experimental evidence behind it in favor of a ludicrous Biblical interpretation"

      Isn't that like when people thought the Earth was flat, despite the Bible saying it was round? ('The circle of the Earth')


      Yes, that is a very good example of a ludicrous biblical interpretation.

  3. A question about Dinosaurs by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 3, Funny

    You could ask the candidate:

    What model of Dinosaur did your ancestors prefer driving?

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  4. Re:"Please answer with numbers." by Phy6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if they reply, "time doesn't really exist, it's really just an illusion"?

  5. I'll take a stab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Gov. Huckabee, our next President may need to make decisions involving controversial scientific areas including global warming, alternative energy sources, and stem cell research. Some Americans feel that your stand against evolution places you far outside the mainstream of currently accepted scientific thought. Would you say that the evolutionary theory for speciation as originally described by Charles Darwin is completely false, or could there be a way of reconciling that theory with your beliefs of intelligent design?

    (I'll acknowledge defeat if this gets modded as funny)

  6. Re:Anti-Evolution by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Funny

    ANd I was going to say:

    Outlook, Notes, ccMail....

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  7. Easy - God's lazy by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny
    Simple - God is lazy.

    If the average Slashdot reader had infinite power it would be all booze and hookers, right?

    Yes, God may be a slob just like the rest of us (thanks St. Alanis), but thank God, He deigned to create us. Without that where would we be?

    Q.E.D.

    Sniff - why do I smell ozone? Did I just hear thunder?

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  8. Re:Believe in evolution? by dc29A · · Score: 5, Funny

    We likewise cannot disprove that we were created by an intelligent creator. So ... ummm ... who created the creator? And ... ummm ... it's creator? And ... ummmm ... it's creator's creator? And ... ummm ... ~@$$%%!!$%##

    STACK OVERFLOW
    ++NO CARRIER

  9. Commie Alert: Leftist Lies! by morari · · Score: 2, Funny

    Creationism is NOT a theory. If isn't even a conjecture or hypothesis. It is nonsense. There is no data whatsoever to back it up. There is no experiment that can show it to be true. There is nothing. The Old Testament is all the proof I need. I've never personally read it, but my priest gives his interruption of it every Sunday and I have it on good authority that he bases such on an ancient translation of a book written by God himself. So get out of my country, you Commie bastard!
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  10. Re:Believe in evolution? by geobeck · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think you mean...

    +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++
    +++ PLEASE REINSTALL UNIVERSE +++
    +++ REDO FROM START +++

    (additional meaningless text inserted here to override lameness filter for using all caps, even though that was the format of the work that is quoted above)

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  11. Re:Believe in evolution? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    So then, while God may be recursive, he doesn't have any end condition.

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  12. Re:Believe in evolution? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    who created the creator?

    The Flying Recursive Spehgetti Monster!

  13. Re:Believe in evolution? by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

    So god crashed eons ago and humanity is just the core dump?

  14. Re:Believe in evolution? by newt0311 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fine. Prove evolution or falsify it... absolutely. The kind of absolutely that can be shown for Relativity, QM, and measured by some (probably very expensive but precise and accurate) ruler.

  15. Re:Believe in evolution? by BillyBlaze · · Score: 4, Funny

    Despite many humanly-imperfect drawings, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has no beginning and no end - he is a beautiful bifurcating strange-loop of Noodly Goodness (plus some meatballs for eyes).

    RAmen!

  16. Re:What's the point? by anilg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amen

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  17. Re:A hypothesis is a testable conjecture by kestasjk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of the saying "Of course I believe in luck. How else do I explain the success of my enemies?"

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  18. Re:Believe in evolution? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only if you always make sure there's a towel in the boot.

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  19. Re:Believe in evolution? by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you can remove the word "core" there.

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