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Arm Wrestling Machine Recalled for Breaking Arms

Lucas123 writes "After three players broke their arms while wrestling with a Japanese arcade machine, the manufacturer promised to remove all 150 of the mechanized appendages. Said game maker Atlus' spokeswoman: "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it.""

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  1. Beating it by gujo-odori · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Even women should be able to beat it"

    I dunno, I think an artificial arm would work better for helping guys to beat it...

    Besides, having a woman beat it would just be so out of place for most /.ers.

  2. lol by wizardforce · · Score: 5, Funny

    Arm Spirit, which is only distributed in Japan, lets gamers advance through 10 levels battling, among other opponents, a French maid, a drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua before reaching the final showdown with a professional wrestler.
    that would suck, get your arm snapped by a Chihuahua... what happens in Japan stays in Japan.
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    1. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      a French maid, a drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua

      Sounds like Saturday night at my place.

  3. We had one at work by future+assassin · · Score: 5, Informative

    My boss bought one and it was stored at one of our stores. We'd have customers who thought they were all tough use the machine and do some damage to their arms. I tried it a couple of times and had some seriously sore shoulder for a week. If you are out of shape or drunk you will hurt yourself on the machine if you try too hard or if you up the strength level of the machine.

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  4. how is this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't understand why this is categorized as humor when it deals with someone's pain and anguish.

    Also the company claims that the arm isn't that strong. Yet the physics behind the arm and the leverage is sure to make engaging the machine in a friendly game of arm wrestling into something which is needlessly dangerous.

    1. Re:how is this funny? by flyingfsck · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, it is only fun till someone gets hurt and then it is hilarious...

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    2. Re:how is this funny? by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Funny

      What kind soft pussy are you? pain and anguish? these are drunken idiots paying an obviously dangerous game (which the japs LOVE btw), probably pumping up the strength level to try impress mates/girls and then getting totally owned - i couldn't think of anything funnier.

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    3. Re:how is this funny? by jamesh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because it's _someone else's_ pain and anguish, obviously.

      It's funny on many many levels (think: Tough guy reporting to hospital with a broken arm trying to make up a story to pretend his arm didn't snap on 'sissy' level), but obviously unfunny on others.

      Obviously you can only see the unfunny levels... poor you.

      (Curiously, your post is rated +5 Funny :)
      (Well... it was before I hit 'Preview'. Now it's only rated +4 Funny)

  5. Thuuurs ur problem! by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>> wrestling with a Japanese arcade machine, the manufacturer promised to remove all 150 of the mechanized appendages

    I think you probably would get hurt tangling with an arcade machine that has 150 mechanized appendages...

    1. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by Spudtrooper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Guess they'll have to recall that tentacle rape simulator too...

    2. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by sqrt(2) · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which is any amount.

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  6. theory and practice by l2718 · · Score: 5, Informative

    With a reply of "the machine is not that strong" it sounds like the engineering was done on paper. It doesn't take that much force to break an arm -- it's a question of torque more than force, and I'd bet the machine has plenty of leverage.

    1. Re:theory and practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The machine may not be stronger than a human--but it is uncompromising. If you arm-wrestle against a human, they will: (a) get a bit tired, and (b) usually not purposefully break your arm. That is, they will only push as hard as is necessary to beat you, and if they see that you are hurting yourself, they can modify the force and direction of force so as to not hurt you.

      If you are going up against a machine, it will just keep pushing back with the same strength, even when your eyes are saying "I give up!"

    2. Re:theory and practice by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Funny

      It would also help if they didnt plug a 110 plug into a 220 socket.

  7. Beware stupid people by WFFS · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In that case, should cars be recalled?

    "We think people have been driving in unnatural ways."

    Companies shouldn't be punished for people's stupidity.

  8. Prizes for winning by Veramocor · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Japanese sure know how to build a video game. This one came with a prize feature depending on how far you advanced. They had some crazy prizes for winning on the hardest level. The one that is most over the top was winning you own Mack truck.

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  9. Recall the players by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's really the players that are defective. The game is fine.

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  10. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by tukkayoot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well said. You expressed your point so clearly, even a woman could understand it!

  11. Finally by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

    An arcade game that's *definitely* harmful to children. No philosophical and ethical debate necessary!

  12. Re:Ob. Colbert by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

    /. reader's wrists are already strong enough, thank you very much.

  13. Violent video games by jsse · · Score: 5, Informative

    I remembered we had a boxing video game in a local gameshop. Players' punched on a padding sensor and the strength would be measured, and the screen will respond accordingly.

    The game was just fine until one day accident occurred. As a matter of fact, this was not the fault of the game design itself. A smartass attempted to hit the padding with a jump-side-back-kick with spinning, and missed, and broke his non-kicking leg as it was landed on the wrong place (well, as a witness myself I must say I'm not so sure whether he had planned any landing afterall).

    Needless to say, the game was recalled for 'causing violent accident'.

    Violent video game is OK as long as the players don't attempt to hurt themselves in most embarrass ways.

    BTW, below is the no-full-page-ad of the headline story:
    http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?com mand=printArticleBasic&articleId=9032180

  14. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by gallwapa · · Score: 5, Funny

    So easy, even a caveman could do it!

  15. Re:We had one at work ... Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You can break your own bones. People think of conditioning in terms of muscle only but bones also respond to exercise, or the lack of it. The best example is astronauts. They lose a lot of bone mass. They can become quite fragile. It's not all that hard to get yourself to the condition where your muscles are too strong for your bones.

    My favorite arm wrestling story: I used to vacation with a bunch of farmers. One night in the lounge they had a bit of an arm wrestling tournament. The security guy came in. He was buff. He obviously exercised at least an hour a day. He was also no fool. He chose the easiest looking guy for his first match; the farm kid. He looked like he never exercised and was slightly pudgy. He was a bit bigger than the security guy but not a lot. I would have bet on the security guy to win.

    Not only could the security guy not budge the farm kid, he broke a small blood vessel in his temple. Blood actually spurted from the side of his head. I was very impressed but the farmers weren't. In any event, the kid couldn't beat any of the older guys even if they were getting pretty lubed.

  16. If you're too tall or too short... by MMaestro · · Score: 5, Informative
    The machine can twist your arm up pretty badly. I once saw and tried one of these machines and I felt like my arm was being torn out at my shoulder. I'm 6'4" and since the machine was practically designed for people a whole foot shorter than me, my arm was in a pretty bad position (since I tried to play fairly and keep my elbow down on the pad).

    Worse still, if a player is shocked by something (the sudden force of the game or your friend decides to drop an ice cube down your shirt), since the mechanical hand "grips" your hand with its thumb (assuming you held it properly), you can seriously mess your arm up if you try to pull away suddenly.

  17. Re:Semi-karma whoring by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    Are there any pro arm wrestlers (hah)/phyicists/smart-dudes that can comment about a good arm-wrestling strategy?

    Easy. Lifting your elbow up provides an advantage through leverage. AKA cheating. Next time your buddy gets his elbow off the table while arm wrestling, kick him in the nuts.

  18. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm a caveman, you insensitive clod!

    Really though, I get unending jokes because I'm a big guy with a beard and long hair, so....everyone's like, when did you start working for geico. Jerks.

    -Ed

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  19. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shoot, I'm more liberal than most and I think the PC bullshit goes too far.

    So the average man is stronger than the average woman... but it's still not OK to acknowledge that?

    I took a sociology class with a crazy liberal lesbian instructor (she was nice and earnest, just not a good teacher). Anyhow, we were shown some statistic about women vs. men along the lines of "Men are stronger [taller, something like this] on average". In refuting the (larger) argument, the instructor pointed to this particular statistic and said "It doesn't take into account that some women are stronger [taller, whatever] than some men!"

    I just wanted to scream out "YES IT DOES!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT AVERAGE MEANS??" but it was a lost cause; most students were just as gung-ho about being "equal" and "correct", etc. I didn't have the energy to refute every problem in that class.

    Really, pointing out facts should not be frowned upon. If, on average, men are stronger than women, why shouldn't one say that? Using said facts to oppress would be a problem, but facts are facts, no matter what happen to be our beliefs or prejudices.

    I mean, if I say "People hailing from Western Africa have darker skin than those from Western Europe", is there anything wrong with it? Of course not. It just becomes a problem when I add, "and so we can subjugate them." I leave it up to you to decide who "we" are and who "they" are.

  20. sigh by friedman101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And yet no one will recall the real doll for breaking hearts *sob*

  21. Would you like some salt with that wound? by bakura121 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it."
    Wow... a guy gets his arm broken by an arm wrestling machine and a spokesman says "even women should be able to beat it." Talk about kicking a man when he's down. Ouch!
  22. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure, when I need help lifting a heavy object, I look for the nearest woman. What a load of shit. And when I feel like fucking someone, I go trying to pick up other men. Yeah. Wouldn't want to be "sexist" you know.

    Politically correct people should be beaten to a pulp, on sight (by a man). The world will be a much better place.

    I mean, look at the bullshit you wrote (paraphrasing):

    Even though men are usually stronger than women, it's stupid to say that.

    Yeah, I guess FACTS and REALITY are for stupid people. Gotcha.

  23. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm an insensitive clod, you insensitive clod!

  24. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by fractoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Spend less time failing to understand mathematics and more time in the gym, and maybe you'll be stronger than the average woman. "On average, men are stronger than women" is a fact, if on average, men are indeed (as has been measured) stronger than women. Whether it's a good metric or a relevant argument is an entirely different matter.

    Since this is Slashdot, I'll put it in terms you may be able to understand: I have a white sports car. It's decently fast. If someone were to research statistics of cars' top speeds, and find that on average, red cars are faster than white cars, it's irrelevant whether my white car or any other white car is faster than most red cars, because my car isn't an average white car. The statistic says that if you pick a random white car and a random red car, chances are the red car is faster.

    Likewise, if it's been shown that on average men are stronger than women, and you pick a random woman and a random man, odds are that the man is physically stronger than the woman. That's not discrimination, it's statistics. Anyone telling you different is wrong.

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  25. Re:even women? by heinousjay · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To be sure there are exceptions, but in general, men are larger and stronger that women. Life is not a Joss Whedon TV show.

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  26. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you seriously implying that in general men are not stronger than women? Dude you need to get out more. Anyone who has a problem with this IS IGNORING REALITY.

    What about Xena the Warrior Princess? She's a woman and she could kick most mens asses. In fact the only people who came close to defeating her were women.

    Or Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica - she beat the snot out some dude in the boxing episode. Or that chick in Serenity who's like 50kgs and a deadly weapon. Or Buffy the vampire slayer, another petite girl who kicks ass. Or any of the other heroines in future Joss Whedon stories.

    I think you're the one who's ignoring reality.

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  27. If you think that's bad.... by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I don't even want to see the accidents possible with this game!

    Things I Love About Japan

      I have never understood the fascination that so many Americans have with Japan, but when I see something like this I have to admit, they have some unbelievable shit over there. On the left is an arcade game called Boong Ga Boong Ga in which you, the player, try to cram a plastic finger up a virtual woman's ass. The harder you shove, the more reaction you get from the computerized face on the screen. I really have nothing to add to this.
    And on the right, we have mascots for the game - one with a giant hand for a head and one who appears to be dressed with a fecal motif. Amazing stuff. I want this game.
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  28. What was that, Han? by confusedneutrino · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Droids don't pull people's arms outta their sockets when they lose..."

    Sure there's not a wookie hiding in there somewhere?

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  29. Re:Strapped on? by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These are Japanese. It's better to lose arm than face.
    Seriously, it's incredible how much pain and suffering some people will endure without admitting it, and in some cultures this is more pronounced than in others. And losing a manhood challenge to a machine implies you're not even as much man as the machine, i.e. less than zero. So you grind your teeth, force a smile, and endure. And endure. Until your arm breaks, if necessary. At least then, it's not your muscles (i.e. manhood) that are inadequate, and people can hardly fault you for stopping at that point.

  30. Don't mind me, I'm just trying for +2, Funny. by SPQR_Julian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Life is not a Joss Whedon TV show.

    Gorrammit, it should be!

    1. Re:Don't mind me, I'm just trying for +2, Funny. by ben0207 · · Score: 5, Funny

      As /. posts go, it's not the funnest. ...I'll be in my bunk.

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  31. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by QuickFox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just Fucking Use Real Measurements How could he? He's an American you insensitive clod!
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  32. Re:Are you out of your mind? by jemecki · · Score: 5, Funny

    HELLO?? Chuck Norris is a man and he could easily defeat Xena and Buffy on steroids simultaneously. Unfortunately, the single Chuck Norris datapoint catapults the average strength of men far off the charts, making a male-female strength comparison very tricky indeed...

  33. Re:Average vs. Typical by fractoid · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It seems like you care more about the fact that you can add conditions to a true statement to make a new, false statement than you do about reading what I wrote.

    Adding 'supposing there are weak females who bring the average down below the male average, removing them from the survey would result in females being stronger than males on average' is true but irrelevant. After that you've basically listed a bunch of reasons that women may be considered more physically fit than men, and then, in a non sequitur, conclude that the original statement doesn't stand. That's as nonsensical as your assertion that average is a "subtle concept" and that "typical" is better. If you think mode is a better measure of central tendency than mean, then by all means find some data about modal properties of humans and post that, but please don't try to redefine mean as mode just because you like it better. To be honest, your post sounds like you're trying to impress a feminist friend of yours who doesn't understand statistics.

    If you want actual facts, try this. According to this research, on average:
    • Men are taller, heavier, leaner and stronger than women
    • Body weight does not correlate with knee-extensor muscle strength
    • Heavier men are stronger, the same does not hold true for women
    • Men have larger muscles than women
    • Men and women have statistically similar muscle strength per unit area
    • In both men and women, larger muscles are stronger.

    None of this has any bearing on whether an individual will be suitable, successful or competent in any scenario. It's just useful information when dealing with, or predicting future observations about, populations similar to the sampled one. Trying to state otherwise is ingenuous.
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  34. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by wallyhall · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just like the tagging ambiguity ... "evenwomencanbeatit" ... I knew women had them, but I didn't know they were them.

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  35. Re:I see her point too, though by orphiuchus · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm sorry, but I'm a US Marine(in the infantry) and I just have to say that you have no idea what you are talking about. You don't go into combat carrying just a 6-pound rifle(actually, its about 3 pounds), generally a combat load includes your flak(armor), your kevlar(helmet), no less than 6 full mags, your day pack which can weigh up to 40 or 50 pounds, plus any other random bullshit they make you drag along. In addition to that, in a 4 person fire team one person has a 203 grenade launcher, one has a SAW(which is a true bitch to carry all day with 1000 rounds of ammo), one has a extra barrel for that SAW, and the point man is the only one actually carrying just a combat load. The physical demands of combat are far beyond what you can even imagine, but just to get an idea, go wrap yourself in 60 pounds of junk then try to run 100 meters dropping to a prone every 10 feet. Sprint like hell when you get up, and hit the dirt in the time it takes you to say "I'm up, he sees me, I'm down", and see how you feel at the end of it. Are you starting to see the picture? Nobody is actually in shape for the kind of physical stress that combat puts on a person, you simply put out all you have and hope its enough.

  36. Re:even women? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yet, women have the uncanny ability to totally screw a guy over without straining a muscle or leaving a mark.

  37. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 4, Funny

    He wouldn't hit his son's future mother, and they would all fall pregnant just looking at Chuck. Your argument fails.

  38. Ah yes... by localman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    About three years ago a friend and I were arm wrestling at the office and I broke my arm. Made a sound like cracking a yardstick over your knee. Had to get surgery and a metal plate installed. Still have a pretty crazy scar from that. It's cool though because he's bought me enough beers to more than make up for it.

    We were guys in good shape, but neither he nor I were strangely strong people. Turns out it's not that hard to break the humerus if you twist it the wrong way. Generally if you're arm wrestling you should be positioned so that you're doing a curl, and putting the stress along the length of the bone. If you are using a twisting motion you're doing it wrong: if you're reasonably strong and you push as hard as you can, you very well might snap your arm.

    I think I may have had a hairline fracture beforehand from some aggressive rock climbing a few weeks earlier, during which I experienced some pain in that arm. But even in that case, the cause was still my own muscle strength against my own bone strength, and the bone lost. That worried me so I had a bone density scan after the break. And I came up completely normal.

    The scar always gets questions. I've tried telling tall tales and such (a knife fight! no, alligator wrestling! no, a cybernetic bicep implant!), but nothing gets as much of a reaction as the truth. Only problem is people seem to then assume that it means I'm defective for fragile or something. But here's my take: if you've ever arm wrestled and lost without breaking your arm, you're a pussy. Because you just gave up.

    Makes me feel a little better, anyways :)

  39. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by rjshields · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's wrong with Self-Addressed Envelopes?

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  40. Re:Are you out of your mind? by nogginthenog · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about Xena the Warrior Princess? She's a woman and she could kick most mens asses.

    But now we know the truth: She's a fracking Cylon!!

  41. Re:even women? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But boxing isn't a strength contest. Nor is fighting in general.

    It is demonstrable that at a given body weight the average male will have more upper body muscle mass than the average female. Women also have a higher minimum safe body fat percentage. Among those who specifically train for strength, the difference is magnified. To use the overemphasized metric of flat barbell bench press, 400 lbs is a rarity among women and anything over 300 likely involves genetic freakiness or steroids.

    With men, if you aren't benching 700 pounds you really don't stand out from the crowd. And there are multiple guys who are just trying to stay in shape pressing 300 lbs in every gym in the world.

    This is why most jobs that require some demonstration of strength (police, firefighters and such) have different standards for men and women. That ultimately makes no sense to me but it must be necessary to meet gender related employment requirements.

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  42. Re:even women? by pnewhook · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think your bench press numbers are a bit unrealistically high. The guideline I've always heard was you should be able to bench your own weight (that should be fairly easy if you are fit).

    Your 700 lbs comment is too high. Keep in mind that the *world* record for benching 700 lbs was only broken in 1985, so to expect that 700 lbs is now some sort of minimum standard for the average guy is a bit unrealistic.

    Take a look at this chart: http://www.criticalbench.com/sportstraining.htm . The highest bench presses for American football players is only in the 300 lb range.

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