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Arm Wrestling Machine Recalled for Breaking Arms

Lucas123 writes "After three players broke their arms while wrestling with a Japanese arcade machine, the manufacturer promised to remove all 150 of the mechanized appendages. Said game maker Atlus' spokeswoman: "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it.""

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  1. "Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh my. Even considering the obvious advantage that men typically have over women in regards to physical strength, that's a pretty stupid thing to say in this day and age. Hell, and I'm not even a PC-nut.

    1. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by tukkayoot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well said. You expressed your point so clearly, even a woman could understand it!

    2. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by gallwapa · · Score: 5, Funny

      So easy, even a caveman could do it!

    3. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm a caveman, you insensitive clod!

      Really though, I get unending jokes because I'm a big guy with a beard and long hair, so....everyone's like, when did you start working for geico. Jerks.

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    4. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know a girl who's an expert in Krav Maga. She teaches it for a living.

      I feel much safer with her when I go out, and I'm 6'7" and weigh about 17 stone.

    5. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Shoot, I'm more liberal than most and I think the PC bullshit goes too far.

      So the average man is stronger than the average woman... but it's still not OK to acknowledge that?

      I took a sociology class with a crazy liberal lesbian instructor (she was nice and earnest, just not a good teacher). Anyhow, we were shown some statistic about women vs. men along the lines of "Men are stronger [taller, something like this] on average". In refuting the (larger) argument, the instructor pointed to this particular statistic and said "It doesn't take into account that some women are stronger [taller, whatever] than some men!"

      I just wanted to scream out "YES IT DOES!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT AVERAGE MEANS??" but it was a lost cause; most students were just as gung-ho about being "equal" and "correct", etc. I didn't have the energy to refute every problem in that class.

      Really, pointing out facts should not be frowned upon. If, on average, men are stronger than women, why shouldn't one say that? Using said facts to oppress would be a problem, but facts are facts, no matter what happen to be our beliefs or prejudices.

      I mean, if I say "People hailing from Western Africa have darker skin than those from Western Europe", is there anything wrong with it? Of course not. It just becomes a problem when I add, "and so we can subjugate them." I leave it up to you to decide who "we" are and who "they" are.

    6. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just wanted to scream out "YES IT DOES!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT AVERAGE MEANS??"

      Evidently, you don't. An average is a distribution's first moment -- its center of mass. Depending on the distribution, the average can be a radically poor approximation. For instance, consider a distribution that roughly takes the shape of a torus about the origin. The average will be near the origin, despite being nowhere near any of the data points. So while the the torus might be might be (0,0,0) on average, the "average torus point" is not.

      While the study might be factually true, its methodology could produce insignificant results.

    7. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, when I need help lifting a heavy object, I look for the nearest woman. What a load of shit. And when I feel like fucking someone, I go trying to pick up other men. Yeah. Wouldn't want to be "sexist" you know.

      Politically correct people should be beaten to a pulp, on sight (by a man). The world will be a much better place.

      I mean, look at the bullshit you wrote (paraphrasing):

      Even though men are usually stronger than women, it's stupid to say that.

      Yeah, I guess FACTS and REALITY are for stupid people. Gotcha.

    8. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm an insensitive clod, you insensitive clod!

    9. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by beav007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you ask her how many Olympic events have men competing against women?

    10. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by fractoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Spend less time failing to understand mathematics and more time in the gym, and maybe you'll be stronger than the average woman. "On average, men are stronger than women" is a fact, if on average, men are indeed (as has been measured) stronger than women. Whether it's a good metric or a relevant argument is an entirely different matter.

      Since this is Slashdot, I'll put it in terms you may be able to understand: I have a white sports car. It's decently fast. If someone were to research statistics of cars' top speeds, and find that on average, red cars are faster than white cars, it's irrelevant whether my white car or any other white car is faster than most red cars, because my car isn't an average white car. The statistic says that if you pick a random white car and a random red car, chances are the red car is faster.

      Likewise, if it's been shown that on average men are stronger than women, and you pick a random woman and a random man, odds are that the man is physically stronger than the woman. That's not discrimination, it's statistics. Anyone telling you different is wrong.

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    11. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Derosian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In this case Average is a very useful for the point of which it is pointing out. You can't refute his saying that with your definition, but you can refute the study with an argument about their methodology as you seemed to hit on the last bit, but in case you were wondering yes, the methodology behind most studies involving men and women studies are based on a average of 100-1000 randomly chosen men and women. Who are then compared physically.

    12. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by ookabooka · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, I'm not that sure that men really do have (on average) more physical strength than women. I mean, women spend all day cleaning and doing housework, thats more physical activity than going to a real job in a developed country where you sit at a computer all day.

      I have a horrible sense of humor, I apologize. I respect women, really. . . prolly should have made this post AC.

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    13. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have seen studies where you take two similar shaped people of opposite sex, measure their strength and put them through identical training programs and then measure the improvement. The men win out almost every time. In case your wondering, basic training in the military has shown this repeatedly to the point the to this day certain skills are done differently for women then men. Things like the style of push ups and sit ups and more.

      There is biological proof the we are made differently. And this isn't just limited to the eggs women carry around. This goes into diseases that aren't common in one sex or another as well as simple things like processing alcohol. Ever wonder why it took less for most women to get drunk? It is because they process alcohol differently then men and almost all women have that issue.

      As to biological differences concerning strength, Testosterone is one key element that is produced more in men the women. If I remember correctly, this and one other agent account for men's ability to product muscle with less effort which give them the stronger then women appearance. It isn't that a woman cannot be stronger then a man, it is that it take more effort for most of them barring outside chemical and medications.

    14. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by identity0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you missed the point... the fact is, you probably shouldn't insult the people who were injured by your (apparently defective) product.

      And yes, it would be considered an insult in Japan, where the gender roles are more strongly defined than in the US.

    15. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      And yet, the Brits are the first to criticize Americans for still using SAE.

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    16. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think if they said "even most women" or "even a typical woman" it might have been a lot more PC. "even women" implies that all women are physically inferior to all men. It's BS I know, but you can't guard your sell from the PC nuts without sounding like a total dipshit. And if you do it subtly you might trip up some PC moron and can point out how they failed to pay attention.

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    17. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's because London has *no sunlight*. It's only the glare from all the CCTV camera lighting that gives even the faintest UV to its citizens.

    18. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come on, this is slashdot. The average male slashdotter is weaker than the average woman, and you KNOW it.
      It would be fair to compare to the average female slashdotter, but its existence it's just a myth.

    19. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by QuickFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just Fucking Use Real Measurements How could he? He's an American you insensitive clod!
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    20. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The center of a Torus is hardly "insignificant". Indeed, it's one of the defining parts of the torus itself. To use your example, the average did not give us quite what we wanted, but the information is definitely still useful.

    21. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by wallyhall · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just like the tagging ambiguity ... "evenwomencanbeatit" ... I knew women had them, but I didn't know they were them.

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    22. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the US uses rocks, one rock being 24 pebbles if I remember correctly.

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    23. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by rjshields · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's wrong with Self-Addressed Envelopes?

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    24. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by GrievousMistake · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why, what they gonna do? Beat him up?

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    25. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by Gospodin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good point, because it's well known that almost all women are stronger than every man, except for that one woman who lives in Peoria, IL, who is so weak she brings down the overall average. Damn her, ruining it for everyone else!!!

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    26. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" by TooManyNames · · Score: 2, Informative

      the average can be a radically poor approximation. For instance, consider a distribution that roughly takes the shape of a torus about the origin.


      You sir/madam are a moron. The average is a useful indicator of an overall distribution (even including extremes) when you take into account the likely distribution of strength in a population (binomial which, with a large enough sample size, is very closely approximated by your friendly normal curve). You can even compare two normal curves (eg. strength in women vs strength in men) and test hypotheses concerning how they're related (that means you can tell if the hypothesis that men are stronger then women is fallacious or not).


      Now, if you can prove to me that this study should really follow a torus distribution instead of a normal distribution, my hat is off to you. Until then, however, learn some statistics and learn which distributions are actually practical for a given population.

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  2. Beating it by gujo-odori · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Even women should be able to beat it"

    I dunno, I think an artificial arm would work better for helping guys to beat it...

    Besides, having a woman beat it would just be so out of place for most /.ers.

  3. lol by wizardforce · · Score: 5, Funny

    Arm Spirit, which is only distributed in Japan, lets gamers advance through 10 levels battling, among other opponents, a French maid, a drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua before reaching the final showdown with a professional wrestler.
    that would suck, get your arm snapped by a Chihuahua... what happens in Japan stays in Japan.
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    1. Re:lol by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would really love to be in a board room where they come up with these ideas. If these are the ones that got approved, what ones where shot down on common sense grounds?

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    2. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      a French maid, a drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua

      Sounds like Saturday night at my place.

    3. Re:lol by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I did a brief bit of consulting for a company developing cell phone apps. They had ties to some Korean cell phone manufacturers. Somehow they had gotten a hold of some Korean arcade systems as a trial to see if they would want to market them in the USA. One was called something like "Butt Smacker" and it was an upright arcade console with a screen and a recreation of a person's butt (made out of foam and plastic) protruding just below the screen. There was a paddle attached to the side of the cabinet.

      I never saw the machine turned on but I can only imagine what the "game" was ...

    4. Re:lol by Mushdot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe you are thinking of this one? You stick your finger up someones backside!

  4. We had one at work by future+assassin · · Score: 5, Informative

    My boss bought one and it was stored at one of our stores. We'd have customers who thought they were all tough use the machine and do some damage to their arms. I tried it a couple of times and had some seriously sore shoulder for a week. If you are out of shape or drunk you will hurt yourself on the machine if you try too hard or if you up the strength level of the machine.

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  5. how is this funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't understand why this is categorized as humor when it deals with someone's pain and anguish.

    Also the company claims that the arm isn't that strong. Yet the physics behind the arm and the leverage is sure to make engaging the machine in a friendly game of arm wrestling into something which is needlessly dangerous.

    1. Re:how is this funny? by flyingfsck · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, it is only fun till someone gets hurt and then it is hilarious...

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    2. Re:how is this funny? by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Funny

      What kind soft pussy are you? pain and anguish? these are drunken idiots paying an obviously dangerous game (which the japs LOVE btw), probably pumping up the strength level to try impress mates/girls and then getting totally owned - i couldn't think of anything funnier.

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    3. Re:how is this funny? by jamesh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because it's _someone else's_ pain and anguish, obviously.

      It's funny on many many levels (think: Tough guy reporting to hospital with a broken arm trying to make up a story to pretend his arm didn't snap on 'sissy' level), but obviously unfunny on others.

      Obviously you can only see the unfunny levels... poor you.

      (Curiously, your post is rated +5 Funny :)
      (Well... it was before I hit 'Preview'. Now it's only rated +4 Funny)

  6. Thuuurs ur problem! by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>> wrestling with a Japanese arcade machine, the manufacturer promised to remove all 150 of the mechanized appendages

    I think you probably would get hurt tangling with an arcade machine that has 150 mechanized appendages...

    1. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by Spudtrooper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Guess they'll have to recall that tentacle rape simulator too...

    2. Re:Thuuurs ur problem! by sqrt(2) · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which is any amount.

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  7. theory and practice by l2718 · · Score: 5, Informative

    With a reply of "the machine is not that strong" it sounds like the engineering was done on paper. It doesn't take that much force to break an arm -- it's a question of torque more than force, and I'd bet the machine has plenty of leverage.

    1. Re:theory and practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The machine may not be stronger than a human--but it is uncompromising. If you arm-wrestle against a human, they will: (a) get a bit tired, and (b) usually not purposefully break your arm. That is, they will only push as hard as is necessary to beat you, and if they see that you are hurting yourself, they can modify the force and direction of force so as to not hurt you.

      If you are going up against a machine, it will just keep pushing back with the same strength, even when your eyes are saying "I give up!"

    2. Re:theory and practice by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Funny

      It would also help if they didnt plug a 110 plug into a 220 socket.

    3. Re:theory and practice by roadkill-maker · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you arm-wrestle against a human, they will: ... (b) usually not purposefully break your arm. So this machine purposely breaks your arm? No wonder its getting recalled...
    4. Re:theory and practice by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because "she" is a machine as well?

      Sorry, had to swing at the slow pitch...

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    5. Re:theory and practice by steveo777 · · Score: 2, Informative

      About 10 years ago I found one of these in the Mall of America (I think). Everyone took turns trying to beat it for a while, but the real issue was that once you got to the last guy, it would just torque the arm down at a constant speed. Relentless. We had six people pulling that arm back up and it kept moving. I imagine if you tried to brace your arm and prevent the machine from moving, it would snap at whatever point you brace pretty easy.

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  8. Beware stupid people by WFFS · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In that case, should cars be recalled?

    "We think people have been driving in unnatural ways."

    Companies shouldn't be punished for people's stupidity.

    1. Re:Beware stupid people by necro2607 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Companies shouldn't be punished for people's stupidity."

      Tell this to the people who demand warning labels for every possible minor risk or inconvenience... ;)

      That just makes me instantly envision people bitching about 'missing' warning labels. "Hey, I nearly burned my tongue on this coffee! There should be a warning on the cup about how hot it is! ... Even though I can plainly feel the heat through the cup, not to mention the fact that I can see the steam coming out of the lid..."

  9. Prizes for winning by Veramocor · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Japanese sure know how to build a video game. This one came with a prize feature depending on how far you advanced. They had some crazy prizes for winning on the hardest level. The one that is most over the top was winning you own Mack truck.

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  10. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those... sounds painful!

    1. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well Linux already runs on ARM processors.

  11. Recall the players by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's really the players that are defective. The game is fine.

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  12. Finally by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

    An arcade game that's *definitely* harmful to children. No philosophical and ethical debate necessary!

  13. Re:Ob. Colbert by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

    /. reader's wrists are already strong enough, thank you very much.

  14. Strapped on? by pembo13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Contestants arms strapped to the machine? Is letting go not an option? There must be fair amount of pressure before one breaks their arm in such a fashion - it isn't some high impulse force.

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    1. Re:Strapped on? by MMaestro · · Score: 3, Informative

      The player's arm isn't strapped to the machine, but its not like you can simply let go. The mechanical arm is pushing down your hand and assuming you were in the proper position (elbow down on the "table", hand gripping the opponent's hand) theres no straight-forward motion of letting go.

    2. Re:Strapped on? by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These are Japanese. It's better to lose arm than face.
      Seriously, it's incredible how much pain and suffering some people will endure without admitting it, and in some cultures this is more pronounced than in others. And losing a manhood challenge to a machine implies you're not even as much man as the machine, i.e. less than zero. So you grind your teeth, force a smile, and endure. And endure. Until your arm breaks, if necessary. At least then, it's not your muscles (i.e. manhood) that are inadequate, and people can hardly fault you for stopping at that point.

    3. Re:Strapped on? by Futselaar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Really? I have been living in Japan for a while now. I guarantee that breaking your arm rather than letting go of a dumb arcade game would be considered a sign of astounding stupidity by the vast majority of the population. I'd wager that this has nothing to do with culture, manhood and honor, and everything with some dumb drunk salarymen egging each other on. Fratboy-type dumbasses are, depressingly, a universal occurrence around the world.

  15. Violent video games by jsse · · Score: 5, Informative

    I remembered we had a boxing video game in a local gameshop. Players' punched on a padding sensor and the strength would be measured, and the screen will respond accordingly.

    The game was just fine until one day accident occurred. As a matter of fact, this was not the fault of the game design itself. A smartass attempted to hit the padding with a jump-side-back-kick with spinning, and missed, and broke his non-kicking leg as it was landed on the wrong place (well, as a witness myself I must say I'm not so sure whether he had planned any landing afterall).

    Needless to say, the game was recalled for 'causing violent accident'.

    Violent video game is OK as long as the players don't attempt to hurt themselves in most embarrass ways.

    BTW, below is the no-full-page-ad of the headline story:
    http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?com mand=printArticleBasic&articleId=9032180

  16. You have been pwned by bwen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think its great the company spokesperson has the cojones to say that "even a girl can beat it." Their machine has broken people's arms and now they make fun of the people who have sustained injuries. Do they want a lawsuit?

  17. Re:We had one at work ... Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You can break your own bones. People think of conditioning in terms of muscle only but bones also respond to exercise, or the lack of it. The best example is astronauts. They lose a lot of bone mass. They can become quite fragile. It's not all that hard to get yourself to the condition where your muscles are too strong for your bones.

    My favorite arm wrestling story: I used to vacation with a bunch of farmers. One night in the lounge they had a bit of an arm wrestling tournament. The security guy came in. He was buff. He obviously exercised at least an hour a day. He was also no fool. He chose the easiest looking guy for his first match; the farm kid. He looked like he never exercised and was slightly pudgy. He was a bit bigger than the security guy but not a lot. I would have bet on the security guy to win.

    Not only could the security guy not budge the farm kid, he broke a small blood vessel in his temple. Blood actually spurted from the side of his head. I was very impressed but the farmers weren't. In any event, the kid couldn't beat any of the older guys even if they were getting pretty lubed.

  18. In Soviet Russia... by fearboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, game breaks YOU!

    Now if the damn Russians would just invent an arm-breaking machine, the joke would work...

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  19. If you're too tall or too short... by MMaestro · · Score: 5, Informative
    The machine can twist your arm up pretty badly. I once saw and tried one of these machines and I felt like my arm was being torn out at my shoulder. I'm 6'4" and since the machine was practically designed for people a whole foot shorter than me, my arm was in a pretty bad position (since I tried to play fairly and keep my elbow down on the pad).

    Worse still, if a player is shocked by something (the sudden force of the game or your friend decides to drop an ice cube down your shirt), since the mechanical hand "grips" your hand with its thumb (assuming you held it properly), you can seriously mess your arm up if you try to pull away suddenly.

    1. Re:If you're too tall or too short... by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Funny

      You guys are deffinitely living up to the Slashdot stereotype.

      As for me, I had no difficulty beating the machine. Neither did my sister.

  20. Re:Semi-karma whoring by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    Are there any pro arm wrestlers (hah)/phyicists/smart-dudes that can comment about a good arm-wrestling strategy?

    Easy. Lifting your elbow up provides an advantage through leverage. AKA cheating. Next time your buddy gets his elbow off the table while arm wrestling, kick him in the nuts.

  21. Perverted Justice Called... by shakestheclown · · Score: 3, Funny

    Personally, I'm glad the kid didn't beat any of the lubed older guys!

  22. sigh by friedman101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And yet no one will recall the real doll for breaking hearts *sob*

  23. Would you like some salt with that wound? by bakura121 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it."
    Wow... a guy gets his arm broken by an arm wrestling machine and a spokesman says "even women should be able to beat it." Talk about kicking a man when he's down. Ouch!
  24. Call Hans and Franz by kaufmanmoore · · Score: 3, Funny

    Japan has to many girly men. They need to be pumped up.

  25. Re:Are you out of your mind? by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, he's merely giving an example where the average is a poor representation of the data set.

    I think it's more a question of what he means than what he says (no pun intended).
  26. Re:even women? by heinousjay · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To be sure there are exceptions, but in general, men are larger and stronger that women. Life is not a Joss Whedon TV show.

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  27. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you seriously implying that in general men are not stronger than women? Dude you need to get out more. Anyone who has a problem with this IS IGNORING REALITY.

    What about Xena the Warrior Princess? She's a woman and she could kick most mens asses. In fact the only people who came close to defeating her were women.

    Or Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica - she beat the snot out some dude in the boxing episode. Or that chick in Serenity who's like 50kgs and a deadly weapon. Or Buffy the vampire slayer, another petite girl who kicks ass. Or any of the other heroines in future Joss Whedon stories.

    I think you're the one who's ignoring reality.

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  28. If you think that's bad.... by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I don't even want to see the accidents possible with this game!

    Things I Love About Japan

      I have never understood the fascination that so many Americans have with Japan, but when I see something like this I have to admit, they have some unbelievable shit over there. On the left is an arcade game called Boong Ga Boong Ga in which you, the player, try to cram a plastic finger up a virtual woman's ass. The harder you shove, the more reaction you get from the computerized face on the screen. I really have nothing to add to this.
    And on the right, we have mascots for the game - one with a giant hand for a head and one who appears to be dressed with a fecal motif. Amazing stuff. I want this game.
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    1. Re:If you think that's bad.... by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      +5 informative? Look, I'm the OP and even I'm disturbed by this. "Boon Ga. Mmm, yes. Tell me more."

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  29. Re:Are you out of your mind? by andreyw · · Score: 3, Funny

    If by reality you mean "cheezy TV shows", then yes.

  30. Re:Japanese arcades by siliC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To continue your unrelated note: yes, Japan still has hella awesome arcades. Google "Senjou no Kizuna" for an example why. (in brief: the basic game mechanic is something like mechwarrior 2 + multiplayer - nothing new, nothing fancy. but you're in a Gundam cockpit, and your view is a dome screen bigger than you, unless you are very big. generally 4 machines per arcade, 4 vs 4 and 8 vs 8 game inter-arcade game play is the norm, with skill matching. the pilot roster interface is a separate system in the arcade. essentially - you can't replicate this experience at home without a lot of yen.)

    aside from game experiences that are separate from console experiences, there is a... sociological aspect to this. i won't dilute the discussion further - but if you are interested let me know, and look into the movie Avalon.

  31. Re:Semi-karma whoring by fractoid · · Score: 2, Informative

    My buddy, who always whoops my ass (I work out enough to be strong), always gets his elbow off the table. Well, the official rules, Article XII, Rules for the Competition, states:

    23. Competitors may not intentionally attempt to cause a foul for themselves after the go, i.e. picking up elbow. So your friend was cheating. :P
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  32. What was that, Han? by confusedneutrino · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Droids don't pull people's arms outta their sockets when they lose..."

    Sure there's not a wookie hiding in there somewhere?

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  33. The literal truth by endemoniada · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Heh, in Swedish it's actually called "arm breaking". Maybe that machine was manufactured here? o_O

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  34. Don't mind me, I'm just trying for +2, Funny. by SPQR_Julian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Life is not a Joss Whedon TV show.

    Gorrammit, it should be!

    1. Re:Don't mind me, I'm just trying for +2, Funny. by ben0207 · · Score: 5, Funny

      As /. posts go, it's not the funnest. ...I'll be in my bunk.

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  35. I see her point too, though by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm a male, but I can see her point too.

    The only problem is that, as the saying goes, "there are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." Where there is a hideously large variability in the sample, _only_ comparing averages is at best misleading. There's a reason why, for example, in science and engineering you don't just calculate the average of the data you measured, but also the error bar.

    Plus, most people who bring up an argument along the lines of "on the average X are better at Y than Z", will proceed to use it along the lines of "therefore all and each X are better than all Z". Or some equivalent redefining from average to one member, like:

    1. therefore I'm better than you

    2. therefore we should only hire X

    3. therefore it's ok to pay Z less for doing the same job and meeting the same goals/quotas/deadlines/etc

    4. therefore some ridiculously non-challenging task is (or should be) an X-only job

    Etc.

    E.g., as an extreme example of 4, there's a whole horde of machos arguing that a woman shouldn't ever be allowed to join the army and carry a 6 pound assault rifle, because women are on the average weaker. Never mind that even a couch-potato of either sex can jolly well use one, and that the whole point of the army is to drill you and train you into the shape they want you, even if you hadn't moved more than from the couch to the fridge in your whole life before.

    So I can't honestly blame anyone who's weary of having such averages shoved in their face.

    Averages have at best a trivia value most of the time. In any given situation you're dealing with individuals (e.g., if you actually need to hire someone strong) or with the whole gauss curve (e.g., if you want to make such an arcade machine which doesn't break the arm of someone on the far left end of the scale.) Trying to reduce it all to an average is, at best, bad science, even if you don't have some supremacist agenda.

    Even taking your skin colour example, just the average is useless in just about any conceivable practical situation. Even if you were judging the potential market for sunblock or tanning beds there, you have such variables and market niches as:

    - white western-origin people living in Africa or viceversa. Unless you mean actual racial profiling, someone could "hail from West Africa" only because their white portuguese ancestors settled in a trading post there in the 1600's.

    - native populations such as the Khoisan, which have quite a range of skin tones, some fairly light

    Etc.

    Yes, I know what an average is, but you don't actually deal with only the average for any practical purposes.

    So I too would be weary of people pointing out such misleading averages left and right and then retreating into "I'm just pointing facts." A "fact" taken out of context, or used in the wrong context, can be as mis-leading as an outright lie. Unless you've found some problem where the average alone is relevant, that is.

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    1. Re:I see her point too, though by orphiuchus · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm sorry, but I'm a US Marine(in the infantry) and I just have to say that you have no idea what you are talking about. You don't go into combat carrying just a 6-pound rifle(actually, its about 3 pounds), generally a combat load includes your flak(armor), your kevlar(helmet), no less than 6 full mags, your day pack which can weigh up to 40 or 50 pounds, plus any other random bullshit they make you drag along. In addition to that, in a 4 person fire team one person has a 203 grenade launcher, one has a SAW(which is a true bitch to carry all day with 1000 rounds of ammo), one has a extra barrel for that SAW, and the point man is the only one actually carrying just a combat load. The physical demands of combat are far beyond what you can even imagine, but just to get an idea, go wrap yourself in 60 pounds of junk then try to run 100 meters dropping to a prone every 10 feet. Sprint like hell when you get up, and hit the dirt in the time it takes you to say "I'm up, he sees me, I'm down", and see how you feel at the end of it. Are you starting to see the picture? Nobody is actually in shape for the kind of physical stress that combat puts on a person, you simply put out all you have and hope its enough.

    2. Re:I see her point too, though by sootman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Budget cuts. He's got a Ruger 10/22.

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  36. Re:even women? by scottrocket · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree - I've simply met bodybuilding/athletic women who are inordinately strong (probably due to steroid use); likewise, most guys can't bench press 400#'s (& some of these women do - geh I feel threatened!).

  37. Re:Are you out of your mind? by jemecki · · Score: 5, Funny

    HELLO?? Chuck Norris is a man and he could easily defeat Xena and Buffy on steroids simultaneously. Unfortunately, the single Chuck Norris datapoint catapults the average strength of men far off the charts, making a male-female strength comparison very tricky indeed...

  38. Re:Average vs. Typical by fractoid · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It seems like you care more about the fact that you can add conditions to a true statement to make a new, false statement than you do about reading what I wrote.

    Adding 'supposing there are weak females who bring the average down below the male average, removing them from the survey would result in females being stronger than males on average' is true but irrelevant. After that you've basically listed a bunch of reasons that women may be considered more physically fit than men, and then, in a non sequitur, conclude that the original statement doesn't stand. That's as nonsensical as your assertion that average is a "subtle concept" and that "typical" is better. If you think mode is a better measure of central tendency than mean, then by all means find some data about modal properties of humans and post that, but please don't try to redefine mean as mode just because you like it better. To be honest, your post sounds like you're trying to impress a feminist friend of yours who doesn't understand statistics.

    If you want actual facts, try this. According to this research, on average:
    • Men are taller, heavier, leaner and stronger than women
    • Body weight does not correlate with knee-extensor muscle strength
    • Heavier men are stronger, the same does not hold true for women
    • Men have larger muscles than women
    • Men and women have statistically similar muscle strength per unit area
    • In both men and women, larger muscles are stronger.

    None of this has any bearing on whether an individual will be suitable, successful or competent in any scenario. It's just useful information when dealing with, or predicting future observations about, populations similar to the sampled one. Trying to state otherwise is ingenuous.
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  39. Re:Average vs. Typical by G+Fab · · Score: 2, Insightful

    jesus christ, look at this inflated diction.

    The average woman is dramatically weaker than the average man.

    We're not talking about extremes. You are just out of touch with reality, which judging by your ridiculously overwritten response, is because reality threatens you.

    Go check out any source where men and women are graded on physycal fitness. The Army is a terrific example. They test hundreds of thousands of men and women each year on physical fitness. Though most soldiers are in pretty good shape, a huge swath of society is represented. Pregnant women, fat women, 40 year old women, and men of various capabilities are tested. The minimum standards set by the Army are easily attainable, and represent below average performance.

    Look at the pushup standards that would indicate an average female soldier as opposed to an average male. In running and sit-ups, there isn't a huge difference in performance, but in push-ups, where testosterone is linked to performance, average women are far less than half as strong as average men.

    to join the Army... just to get through the door, men have to do 14 push-ups. Women: 1 push-up.

    This isn't anecdotal, this is pretty conclusive stuff. Women aren't anywhere near as strong as men, as a general rule.

  40. Re:even women? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yet, women have the uncanny ability to totally screw a guy over without straining a muscle or leaving a mark.

  41. Re:Are you out of your mind? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 4, Funny

    He wouldn't hit his son's future mother, and they would all fall pregnant just looking at Chuck. Your argument fails.

  42. Re:even women? by LKM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The difference in strenght between men and women generally seems to be overestimated. I'm a pretty big guy (80 kg, 1.87 m), but even I know a few normal, non-bodybuilding women who could easily kick my ass. Which reminds me of the boxing match between Regina Halmich and Stefan Raab (on german TV or youtube). Now granted, Halmich used to box professionally, but Raab must be easily twice her weight, and she beat him to a pulp.

    Sure, on average, men are stronger than women, but Joss Whedon isn't too far off.

  43. With all these spare machines sitting around... by 6Yankee · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...can we set them up to arm-wrestle each other? Then we could gamble on which one goes up in a cloud of smoke.

    Two machines enter - one machine leaves!

  44. Re:Are you out of your mind? by zonestalker · · Score: 2, Funny

    One thing you forget is he is Chuck Norris. He can't be defined in human terms. You are comparing Apples with Chuck Norris and his roundhouse judgement day kick. Please, sir, let's be more careful in our examples...

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  45. Ah yes... by localman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    About three years ago a friend and I were arm wrestling at the office and I broke my arm. Made a sound like cracking a yardstick over your knee. Had to get surgery and a metal plate installed. Still have a pretty crazy scar from that. It's cool though because he's bought me enough beers to more than make up for it.

    We were guys in good shape, but neither he nor I were strangely strong people. Turns out it's not that hard to break the humerus if you twist it the wrong way. Generally if you're arm wrestling you should be positioned so that you're doing a curl, and putting the stress along the length of the bone. If you are using a twisting motion you're doing it wrong: if you're reasonably strong and you push as hard as you can, you very well might snap your arm.

    I think I may have had a hairline fracture beforehand from some aggressive rock climbing a few weeks earlier, during which I experienced some pain in that arm. But even in that case, the cause was still my own muscle strength against my own bone strength, and the bone lost. That worried me so I had a bone density scan after the break. And I came up completely normal.

    The scar always gets questions. I've tried telling tall tales and such (a knife fight! no, alligator wrestling! no, a cybernetic bicep implant!), but nothing gets as much of a reaction as the truth. Only problem is people seem to then assume that it means I'm defective for fragile or something. But here's my take: if you've ever arm wrestled and lost without breaking your arm, you're a pussy. Because you just gave up.

    Makes me feel a little better, anyways :)

  46. Re:even women? by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wanna see Uwe Boll vs. Regina Halmich.

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  47. Re:Average vs. Typical by dintech · · Score: 2, Funny

    Boobs are a lot of weight.

    Yes, on average woman have bigger boobs than men. Except from Robert Paulson of course.

    Are we allowed to point out that fact? I'm watching for the black helicopters and PC swat team ropes dangling past the window...

  48. Re:Are you out of your mind? by nogginthenog · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about Xena the Warrior Princess? She's a woman and she could kick most mens asses.

    But now we know the truth: She's a fracking Cylon!!

  49. Re:even women? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But boxing isn't a strength contest. Nor is fighting in general.

    It is demonstrable that at a given body weight the average male will have more upper body muscle mass than the average female. Women also have a higher minimum safe body fat percentage. Among those who specifically train for strength, the difference is magnified. To use the overemphasized metric of flat barbell bench press, 400 lbs is a rarity among women and anything over 300 likely involves genetic freakiness or steroids.

    With men, if you aren't benching 700 pounds you really don't stand out from the crowd. And there are multiple guys who are just trying to stay in shape pressing 300 lbs in every gym in the world.

    This is why most jobs that require some demonstration of strength (police, firefighters and such) have different standards for men and women. That ultimately makes no sense to me but it must be necessary to meet gender related employment requirements.

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  50. What this game really needs... by p4rri11iz3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    What this game really needs is a $10,000 payout for beating it, so that some down-on-his-luck father can get enough money to gain custody of his child...

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  51. Re:Average vs. Typical by zacronos · · Score: 2, Informative
    Actually, I have to agree with the AC here. AC was arguing with a specific point you made:

    Likewise, if it's been shown that on average men are stronger than women, and you pick a random woman and a random man, odds are that the man is physically stronger than the woman. That's not discrimination, it's statistics. Anyone telling you different is wrong.
    Strictly speaking, what you said is not a statistical fact. In practice, it is extremely likely to be true that a higher average means there are better than even odds that a random man is stronger than a random woman, but there are plausible scenarios where the odds are reversed when compared to the averages. ACs have given 2 such scenarios -- one involving outliers due to genetic defect, and one involving a bimodal distribution.

    Neither AC, I think, was attempting to say that their scenario is true, or even that it is false that "[If] you pick a random woman and a random man, odds are that the man is physically stronger than the woman." They were saying that the statement "if it's been shown that on average men are stronger than women, and you pick a random woman and a random man, odds are that the man is physically stronger than the woman." is not true -- in other words, that the part about the odds does not necessarily follow from the part about the averages.

    To give another example, let's imagine that Chuck Norris has a daughter, and then later ascends to another plane of existence during one of his roundhouse kicks. This daughter, like her father, is strong enough to knock the earth out of orbit, should she decide to roundhouse kick solid ground. Her incredible strength (paired with the loss of Chuck Norris) could result in a situation where the average strength of women is higher than the average strength of men. However, it could still be true that if you pick a random woman and a random man, you are more likely to get a man who is stronger than the women -- in this case, because the chances of selecting Chuck Norris's daughter in a random sample is abysmally small, similar to AC's previous comment about removing outliers from the average (a point you seem to have misunderstood).

    Note again that I am not speaking to the reality of the situation (as should be clear by the Chuck Norris references); I am making a point that the information about averages does not mean what you think it means.

    The reason this happens is that in measuring whether a random man is stronger than a random woman, you ignore how much the man is stronger or weaker -- you merely measure whether he was stronger. So, Chuck Norris (or Chuck Norris's daughter) would be reduced to a single, evenly-weighted binary data point; no single data point can move the result more than any other data point. This is not true for averages, where a single outlier can drastically change the result.

    It's just useful information when dealing with, or predicting future observations about, populations similar to the sampled one. Trying to state otherwise is ingenuous.
    Well, kinda. It is useful information, but not as useful as you seem to think; in fact, given just the averages without any distribution information, there is virtually nothing you can extrapolate or predict about the population. Now, if you also knew that the distributions were normal distributions (which they probably are in reality, but should not be assumed to be), then the quoted statement would be true. If you further had information about the standard deviations of the distributions, as well as what the averages are (in actual value, not just knowing which is higher), then you could probably calculate the odds that a random man is stronger than a random woman. Information which includes distribution data along with average data is far more meaningful than unadorned averages.
  52. Re:Are you out of your mind? by HanClinto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    *whoosh*

  53. Re:even women? by pnewhook · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think your bench press numbers are a bit unrealistically high. The guideline I've always heard was you should be able to bench your own weight (that should be fairly easy if you are fit).

    Your 700 lbs comment is too high. Keep in mind that the *world* record for benching 700 lbs was only broken in 1985, so to expect that 700 lbs is now some sort of minimum standard for the average guy is a bit unrealistic.

    Take a look at this chart: http://www.criticalbench.com/sportstraining.htm . The highest bench presses for American football players is only in the 300 lb range.

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  54. Hmm... by Bipoha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Y'know, I just did a quick google image search for professional arm wrestlers, and it seems to me that the elbow pad on that arcade game is on the wrong side of the mechanical arm. Maybe that is why people are breaking their arms...

  55. Re:We had one at work ... Yep by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    > You must have had an exciting childhood

    Did I mention I would be wondering about this while rappelling down the inside of an active volcano on my way to rescuing a nun and a group of orphans trapped below? Just another day in my life...

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  56. Re:Are you out of your mind? by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

    Exactly. If I made $1 last year, and my friend made $1 million last year, we both "averaged" $500,000.

    No, you both averaged 500,000 dollars 50 cents.

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  57. Re:even women? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Interesting
    1000 lbs.? Only with the cheater shirts. Anyone in engineering can tell you that's a fraud.

    According to Wikipedia, the current honest bench press is "only" 715 lbs.

    The current world record for the heaviest bench press is at 1036 lb (470 kg) which was set by Ryan Kennelly.

    The heaviest "raw" bench press (without equipment such as bench shirts) is 715 lb (324 kg) by Scot Mendelson.


    Why in god's name they consider these shirts (extremely tight shirts that tighten up like a boner as you lower the weight) as valid, I'll never know. It's basically using hydraulics to create resistence to lowering the weight.

    Might as well be using a crane for assistance.

    And, yes, bench pressing 700 lbs. or more, honestly, is still one hell of an achievement.
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  58. Re:Average vs. Typical by vistic · · Score: 2, Informative

    On average, men have larger penises than women.