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200,000 Elliptical Galaxies Point the Same Way

KentuckyFC sends us to arXiv, as is his wont, for a paper (abstract; PDF preprint) making the claim that 200,000 elliptical galaxies are aligned in the same direction; the signal for this alignment stands out at 13 standard deviations. This axis is the same as the controversial alignment found in the cosmic microwave background by the WMAP spacecraft.

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  1. Re:Why? by dashslotter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it really matter? 200,000 elliptical galaxies can't be wrong!

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  2. Re:Why? by notque · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because they are terrorists. From the article,

    "The axis of the CMB alignments has been referred to as the Axis of Evil"

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  3. Easy. They point towards the monolith by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 4, Funny

    They do. There's a monkey there with a bone as well.

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  4. and here is why they are all alligned by FudRucker · · Score: 5, Funny
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  5. Maybe Dylan was wrong by mcmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    It seems you do need 200,000 elliptical galaxies to know which way the wind blows.

  6. this explains star trek! by kisrael · · Score: 3, Funny

    So this might help explain in Star Trek how all ships are always keeping the same orientation / sense of "up"...

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  7. obviously... by Connie_Lingus · · Score: 4, Funny

    all your axis are belong to us.

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  8. Re:which beam by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    nope - the turtle.
     
    "See the TURTLE of enormous girth,
    On his shell he holds the earth.
    If you want to run and play,
    Come along the BEAM today."

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  9. einstein was right by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    god doesn't play dice

    he plays with magnets

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  10. Re:A grain of salt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Careful now, demonstrating a firm grasp of projective geometry and sampling/statistics is a good way to get a serious ass beating in certain parts of the US...

  11. Re:Why? by jimstapleton · · Score: 4, Funny

    if 200,000 eliptical galaxies jumped off of a cliff... would you?

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  12. Re:Why? by ATMD · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, I imagine I'd be pulled off the cliff whether I liked it or not by the massive gravitational field...

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  13. It's soooooooo fucking obvious... by BronsCon · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're all being sucked into the same black hole!

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  14. Re:Why? by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fortunately, in a billion years Andromeda will merge with the Milky Way so we'll be able to get genuine Andromedan cuisine right here in the newly formed Andromilkeday galaxy.

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  15. Re:Why? by Kingrames · · Score: 4, Funny

    IANAP = I am not a planet?

    Pluto? is that you?

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  16. Re:Why? by yada21 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You translated it wrong. A more accurate rendation is "can we have some more funding please?"

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  17. Re:Why? by M1FCJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    it's a long string and all of the galaxies are tied to it, like beads...