SCO Wants Summary Ruling, Wants To Appeal Unix Ownership Decision
An anonymous reader writes "SCO is asking the court to enter a final judgment on the Unix ownership issues so that it can seek an immediate appeal. The logic for this, according to Groklaw Editor Pamela Jones, is that SCO would rather appeal right away so it can try all its claims at IBM, should it successfully appeal the judge's order. 'Otherwise, SCO has to wait until Novell goes through trial to a verdict and then appeal, and while it is in the appeal process, IBM would go forward in its now much smaller version, based on the August 10th ruling ... The trial starts, though, in less than a month and it will last less than a week, so none of this makes any sense if you look at a calendar. I think, therefore, it must be about FUD, so it sounds like SCO is on the move again.' The text of the request is available online. "
There is NO WAY a settlement could possibly pay for the cost of this legal fiasco. SCO's dignity was shot a long time ago, even if they do prove their case they will still look like an ass and their ship will sink.
CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
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Just SCO away already! ;)
Read my Very Short "Stories"
You can tell how much each of their moves is worth by watching their stock. Lose the Unix case, your stock drops from $1.56 to $0.44. Make a shill appeal and win back 16 cents. Laughable at best.
Annoying? Yes. Something to worry about? Not at all in my opinion.
These have been considered junk stocks for awhile. Now they're simply laughable junk stocks. Expect to see them in your spam e-mails with scams claiming they'll be opening at a nickel and closing at a dime.
My work here is dung.
they want a good old fashioned beating with baseball bats or whips. preferrably in amish country.
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Judge: Fine. In summary, shut the fuck up.
UTF-8: There and Back Again
"Even a dead cat dropped off a roof will bounce a little" The stock will bounce up a little bit with the announcement and the investors will have a chance to mitigate their losses slightly. Yawn. /sbin/shutdown -h now
"Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
They HAVE to appeal. Everything else would be suicide. It's all they got. It's like not appealing a death sentence. Not appealing it means that you already lost. What could they lose? Nothing. What could they gain? Survival.
Did anyone really think they wouldn't?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
SCO knows their appeal has about as much chance as being stuck in a snowstorm on sunny July day in downtown Dallas. This is SCO trying to get the trial date pushed back far enough they can suck as much cash value out of the company as possible before filing for bankruptcy protection.
If they lose now they'll leave behind a chunk of cash.
Hopefully the appeals court opts not to review the case and SCO is dead by Christmas. What a nice present that would be for the holidays.
That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
In which we find out just how long one can beat a dead horse in the US Court System..
Enjoy Every Sandwich
"I believe that IBM picked four of it's patents and used them as part of their counter claims. Not entirely sure what became of that part of the case however."
IBM dropped their patent counterclaims some time ago.
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Steve Stites
The next move from SCO will be a motion to stay everything while they appeal. That will delay everything, which is exactly what SCO wants. They should be made to wait and appeal after they have lost everything.
I trust Microsoft as far as I could comfortably spit a dead rat
That's my idea! I posted it anonymously a few weeks ago, I'm going to sue!
It's buried somewhere in the original post announcing SCO's losing - go and get me all the comments and I'll show you it in there somewhere. Obviously, it's just a couple of lines...
FGD 135
As for my limp wrists, I'm quite sensitive about that and I would appreciate it if you left that out of the conversation. I had a freak teapot lifting accident when I was 8 and ever since then, I haven't been able to lift my knuckles above my ulnae & radii. Go ahead and laugh, all the kids did, I've learned to deal with it and push on. Oftentimes when I look in the mirror I see a fat, slower, stupider Lance Armstrong looking back at me. If Lance beat cancer, I can with God's help beat this horrible limp wrist affliction. Don't even get me started on the birthmark on my nose. you're so fucking pathetic that it nearly makes me ill. Well, go ahead and add me to your foes and give your foes a -5 modifier. You'll never see my comments again. You do know that Slashdot has that feature, right? I don't understand why it makes you ill. Did I crawl the intarweb to your computer and force you to read my comments and apply them to your skin or else you get the hose again? Truly baffling to me that my posts have the power to be an ailment.
So tell me, oh valued Anonymous Coward, what did you add to the conversation with your comment?
My work here is dung.
SCO: I'm not dead!
Nasdaq: What?
Groklaw: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
SCO: I'm not dead!
Nasdaq: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Groklaw: Yes, he is.
SCO: I'm not!
Nasdaq: He isn't?
Groklaw: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
SCO: I'm getting better!
Groklaw: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Circumcision is child abuse.