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Xbox Live Disallows Linux, Unix As Keywords

shafty023 writes "The Xbox Live online service disallows screen names like LINUXRULES, L I N U X, and other variations of these kinds. Other bloggers are reporting that variants of 'Unix' also result in the message: 'Your motto contains inappropriate language. Please try again.'" If this is an extension of Microsoft's anti-Linux campaign, perhaps it's time they gave it up.

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  1. Fortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    SlashdotSUX seems to work just fine. OH SNAP!

  2. I registered by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny

    XXX-Box and MiniXbox360.

    I guess they were on Tannenbaum's side of the argument. ;-)

    Next I'm trying StallMan!

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    1. Re:I registered by megaditto · · Score: 5, Funny

      StallMan? Does that refer to the FOSS geek or to the gay Senator?

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  3. other banned words... by Starteck81 · · Score: 4, Funny

    penguins
    penguinsrock
    penguinseatMS
    Iluvpenguins

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  4. Snow by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A friend hated snow so much that he put it in his dial-up BBS's filter, so "snow" would be rendered "****".

    Someone decided to post a Christmas song, to hilarious results from the other possible 4-letter substitutions. He relented and removed it from the filter.

    Unfortunately, I'm not certain what song it was: "Frosty the ****man" or "Let It ****" are the ones that leap to mind.

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    1. Re:Snow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
      in the lane, **** is glistening

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      It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
      Ev'rywhere you go;
      There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well,
      The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the ****.

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      I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
      Just like the ones I used to know
      Where the treetops glisten
      and children listen
      To hear sleigh bells in the ****.

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      Hear the **** crunch, see the kids bunch, this is Santa's big scene
      And above all this bustle you'll hear
      Silver bells, silver bells
      It's Christmas time in the city

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      Another tender Tennessee Christmas
      The only Christmas for me
      Where the love circles around us
      Like the gifts around our tree
      Well, I know there's more **** up in Colorado
      Than my roof will ever see
      But a tender Tennessee Christmas
      is the only Christmas for me.

  5. Try "monkeyboy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or maybe "chairboy".

    How about "monkeychairboy"?

  6. Re:Maybe not completely anti-linux. by El+Lobo · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have tried: Windows, OS2, BeOS, OSX... All disallowed words. Next thing I'll try: kdawson, maybe I'll get the response: "No trolls allowed". Gezz that guy (ktrollson) really needs help.

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  7. Re:It's also worth nothing that... by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, buddy- I don't know if you noticed, but we're talking about X-box live, here .... Not Slashdot.

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  8. Take a hint from the spammers by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are lots of fun ways past a (lame) keyword filter
    Some suggestions to start:
    Lenucks
    Leenux
    LeanUcks
    LeeenUcks
    LinusesOs
    |_inux
    Linu}{
    L!nux
    L|nux
    Linuks
    Linu>

    Or some variant of...
    TorvaldsOs
    PenguinOs
    GplV2Os
    Free$wIsBetter
    FO$$

    Finally:
    $u$E SueSee
    Nohvell Nove||
    UhBuntu, EwBhunthu
    RedH@t, RhedHatt
    Debi@n, DehBian

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  9. slashdot banned too by wardk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just made that up so you would waste more time on this non-event

  10. Re:Maybe not completely anti-linux. by nuzak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Posted by kdawson on Tuesday September 04, @04:26PM

    Browsers have this neat ability to search within a page.

    I don't know if there's a single editor here who really is one. The bulk of editors work here is limited to filling in the "from the words-separated-by-dashes dept" field when clicking on the green articles in the firehose. Oh and adding scintillating color text to the end of submissions like like "worth reading".

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  11. Re:5-letter words :o by GuyverDH · · Score: 1, Funny

    The next version of Windows will be released with a lightning bolt logo, and the name will be "The OS that lived!"

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  12. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong (seriously) by Reziac · · Score: 2, Funny

    He does. This kdawson person is infringing on Twitter's intellectual property rights. ;)

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  13. Re:Other words? by WwWonka · · Score: 5, Funny

    ubuntu,fedora,redhat...suse,novel? xandros, freespire...lindows...
    GPL.... FOSS Richard Stallman Linus torvalds al qaeda


    ...we didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the worlds been turning.

  14. Re:MSN messenger... by Reverend528 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My friend Frank Ucker had this problem.

  15. LINUX YOU! by Sj0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    LINUX YOU, YOU LINUXING LINUXERS!

    I can't believe these linuxheads are doing this. linux isn't linuxing inappropriate language, linux-linux-it!

    I can't believe this linux. It's linuxing insane.

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    1. Re:LINUX YOU! by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Smurf your smurfing language!

  16. Re:Maybe not completely anti-linux. by fractoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    And 'Linux' is banned to prevent phishing scams where someone pretends to be from Linux.

    ...are you trying to tell me there AREN'T people that stupid out there? On XBox Live?! O_o

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  17. Re:GNU by tjr · · Score: 2, Funny

    GNU's Not Unix!

  18. Re:Other words? by yabba-dabba-do · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, just great, Now you are going to get the RIAA ticked off at us. btw, can you use RIAA in a gamer id?

  19. Re:It's anti-retarded fanboy by mattgreen · · Score: 1, Funny

    You seem to forget that people around here believe their choice in OS to be a moral one. :)

  20. in other news... by SaturnNiGHTS · · Score: 2, Funny

    BallmerThrowsChairs is also banned.

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  21. Re:Maybe not completely anti-linux. by BronsCon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't consider them editors, either.

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  22. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong (seriously) by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

    He does. This kdawson person is infringing on Twitter's intellectual property rights. ;)

    That's pushing on the definition of "intellectual" pretty hard, don't you think?

    Or don't you?

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  23. Re:Other words? by bladesjester · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great, just great, Now you are going to get the RIAA ticked off at us. btw, can you use RIAA in a gamer id?

    Only if you reallllly wanted to be sniper bait =]

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  24. Horny not allowed. "FingeredAnus" is O.K.! by J_Omega · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://amarok.kde.org/blog/archives/2007/09/04.htm l

    Posted today. They pulled this guys 3-yo tag of "HornyChinchilla" because, it is assumed, they found it to be offensive.

    Their filter suggested "Fingered" and completely accepted "FingeredAnus"

    I'm sure that there's a joke in there somewhere about how it feels to use MS products...

  25. Re:Maybe not completely anti-linux. by OECD · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is "HaloIsDumbedDownMarathon" allowed? 'Cause that'd be almost worth getting an XBox for.

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  26. Re:who's making a religion out of this? (oh crap) by Locutus · · Score: 2, Funny
    Should have read:
    Microsoft wants Linux and any other who threatens their monopoly power gone . There is no end to their madness and so they must go.

    Oh, and ask you boss if these are the kind of developers you want behind your enterprise software, because they are there too.

    and you don't want me writing your technical papers either

    LoB

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  27. Re:Maybe not completely anti-linux. by RealityMogul · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe you could use the services of an editor?

  28. Re:Maybe not completely anti-linux. by WurdBendur · · Score: 2, Funny

    There is a list, but I can't show it to you. That would violate all the trademarks.

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  29. Re:Advertising Exclusivity? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dunno, I think the fact that he's censored even on slashdot shows how powerful Microsoft really is and how important his one man campaign to get the facts out really is.

    You go twitter, remember the Nazis tried to censor their opponents too!

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  30. It's GNU/Linux dammit by rgo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Calling it Linux is an offense to the FOSS community...

    At it seems even Microsoft knows that.

    geez...

  31. Re:Horny not allowed. "FingeredAnus" is O.K.! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course we'd all be happy to play against someone called "FingeredUranus"...

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  32. What do you have against Yahoo!? by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Funny

    You Houyhnhnm, you.

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  33. Re:Maybe not completely anti-linux. by catman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone tell Linus Torvalds that his parents violated a trademark?

  34. Re:Other words? by jonnythan · · Score: 2, Funny

    But how awesome would it be to piss off Halo 2 players by fragging them under the gamertag RIAA_Executive?

  35. Re:Horny not allowed. "FingeredAnus" is O.K.! by LMacG · · Score: 2, Funny

    Several years back, when I worked with Unisys microcomputer systems, somebody had filed a bug report mentioning that the spell-checker flagged "Unisys" and the first suggested correction was "anuses." The report was closed with the notation "works as intended."

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