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A Telescope as Big as the Earth

Roland Piquepaille writes "A week ago, seven telescopes around the world were linked together to watch a distant galaxy called 3C273 in real time and create a single world telescope. The data from these telescopes, which are located in Australia, China and Europe, was streamed around the world at a rate of 256 Mb per second. One of the Australian researchers involved in the project said that it was the first time that astronomers have been able to instantaneously connect telescopes half a world apart. He added that 'the diameter of the Earth is 12,750 km and the two most widely separated telescopes in our experiment were 12,304 km apart.'"

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  1. Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...all data from the Shanghai telescope was filtered and replaced with promotional material for the Peoples Republic of China. Apparently the galaxy bears a striking resemblance to Chairman Mao.

    1. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... all data from the Shanghai telescope was found to be contaminated with high levels of lead, antifreeze, and banned food additives.

    2. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...all data from the Shanghai telescope was found to be manufactured by child laborer using Google Sky. The children are paid in World of Warcraft Gold which a small division of the group help to mine from the game.

    3. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... all data from the Shanghai telescope was found to be a cleverly reverse-engineered copy of American and European data. Officials at the World Intellectual Property Organization could not be reached for comment.

    4. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      all data from the USA telescope was found to be drawing of god by G.W.Bush.

    5. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ... all data from the USA telescope was unusable, as it was completely obscured by casino pop-ups and other advertising

  2. Central Obstruction by Liquidrage · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow! And I thought SCT's had a large central obstruction.

    Ok. That might be the geekiest joke in the histroy of /.
    :(

  3. All at once by Blitz22 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one, welcome our giant eyed, galactic..... I soviet Russia, the world telescopes .... Scientist can finally peer deep into goat..... be gentle.

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  4. Heh by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine a Beowolf Cluster of these!

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  5. Re:Real time? by FiveLights · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a galaxy only two and a half light years from here? It's suddenly feeling awfully crowded...

  6. Re:FYI by moderatorrater · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read up on it, but I didn't see the downsides of this technique being discussed. What's the drawback of using this technique as opposed to an actual earth-sized telescope?

  7. Lightspeed Broken! by ec_hack · · Score: 4, Funny

    One of the Australian researchers involved in the project said that it was the first time that astronomers have been able to instantaneously connect telescopes half a world apart.

    This is the real story - FTL communications!

  8. Re:Real time? by caerwyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    You missed the "G" in front of the ly for that object. 2.44 Gly is a bit further away than 2.44 ly.

    A quaser that close to the earth would be a less than pleasant galactic neighbor.

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  9. This seems impressive but... by moosejaw99 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder what the Storm botnet could do?

  10. No, it runs Windows ME. by PalmKiller · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just seconds after the feeds started the galaxy imagery was somehow lost and replaced with the standard BSOD screen.

  11. Wrong it is not 4.22 years. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually light from the closest know star takes about 8 minutes to get to the earth.

    1. Re:Wrong it is not 4.22 years. by MollyB · · Score: 4, Funny

      From the photons' POV it takes no time at all. (ducks)

  12. Re:FYI by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's the drawback of using this technique as opposed to an actual earth-sized telescope?

    One advantage of the actual earth-sized telescope is that if you tweak the electronics a bit, then the instrument can also be used as a weapon to destroy rebellious planets.

  13. USA was left out... by JLennox · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...because their 52kb/s upload from Comcast just didn't cut it.

    1. Re:USA was left out... by hansamurai · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the fact that they would get throttled in favor of Comcast's own Earth-sized telescope.

  14. Wow, that's depressing by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

    The good news is that 94% of every human being who has ever lived is now dead.

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    1. Re:Wow, that's depressing by jcorno · · Score: 1, Funny

      The good news is that 94% of every human being who has ever lived is now dead.


      If it makes you feel any better, it's really closer to 50%, and most of those people were douchebags.
  15. What's next? One as big as Uranus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, yeah. I know.

    But I just had to do it. :D

  16. Re:Data rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know they'll be getting a call from Comcast security here pretty soon and TOSsed off their network. Goddamn bandwidth hogs stealing mah internet. They must be up ta no good. Probably pirating some nudie flix or sumting.... but whatever it is, I know it's illegal and they better cut that shit out ASAP before they get hauled of by the mafia...

  17. Re:Really? by powerpants · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dammit, how about a spoiler alert! Not everyone's a speed reader.

  18. Re:Really? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jesus, if you haven't read it after 1250 years, you're going to have to live with the spoilers!

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  19. Re:FYI by bob_herrick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do not look into the telescope with your remaining planet!