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Jack Thompson Sends Subpoena to Bush

Ariastis writes "Jack Thompson has filed documents with a federal court in Florida requesting to subpoena President George W. Bush for a deposition to retain Thompson's license to practice law. Ah, and Jeb Bush too, for good measure."

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  1. i said it before, i'll say it again... by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    jack thompson: greatest troll who ever lived

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  2. The Time Is Approaching by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The time is approaching when someone is going to have to put this guy in the nut house. I hope all those self-serving pandering politicians who like to align themselves with Thompson against the invented evils of video games start seriously considering the kind of delusional maniac they've decided is their ally.

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  3. Subpoena as evidence? by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok, now that I've trolled in another post, I'm wondering if the folks trying to get him kicked out of the Bar could enter the subpoena ITSELF as evidence of JT's unfitness to practice law.

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    1. Re:Subpoena as evidence? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Schäuble managed to become minister of interior in Germany, despite being a clinic case of paranoia due to an attempted assassination that forced him into a wheelchair. Just because a shrink says someone's ok doesn't mean they really are. After all, even shrinks have to eat and want to continue their work, which could become kinda complicated if they piss off the wrong people.

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  4. Re:wow - Bush AND Thompson in the same story by DesertBlade · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not yet, Microsoft and Gates need to also be in the mix.

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  5. Re:Prepare for cranial explosions! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wait until January 20, 2009, that's what.

    Most likely, Bush will be able to claim executive privelege and force Thompson to wait until then.

    All Thompson is trying to do is stick a monkey wrench in the works, delaying the end of his disbarrment hearing in front of the Florida Bar.

    The guy's a whack job. Seriously, he needs to get a life. He's tried to sue the Florida Bar more than once, a clear violation of the 11th Amendment (which says you can't sue the court system).

  6. Re:Liberals control the justice system by Pojut · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Never forget my dear coward...the media is only as liberal as its conservative owners.

  7. Re:WORST ... SLASHDOT ... STORY ... EVER by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Get off your high horse. Jack Thompson is of interest around here, because of his links to the anti-gaming lobby. It's Friday, it's a hilarious story, and we're all enjoying it. You know who Thompson is, if you have been around for a while. That's like asking "Which Bill Gates? How should I know?"

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  8. Re:WORST ... SLASHDOT ... STORY ... EVER by coug_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just because you don't know the name Jack Thompson, doesn't mean that most geeks/nerds don't immediately know who he is. You'll also note that this story is tagged as "humor" not as "gaming", so to be perfectly honest, it could be *any* lunatic lawyer that's issued a subpoena for the President in defense for the deposition of his license to practice law. The fact that it's Jack Thompson just makes it better for those of us who know who he is (which, I'm sorry, I would bet that there are more of us who do than those who don't).

  9. Re:I'm torn by EricTheMad · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is the enemy of my enemy my friend, or is he still an asshole? Rule 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less. http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20030929.html
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  10. At least.. by CokeJunky · · Score: 4, Insightful

    he can claim that gaming has driven at least one person to raving lunacy... Himself! (at least in my personal opinion.)

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  11. stuck in court by cpt.hugenstein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fogive my ignorance of the US legal system but my understanding from TFA is that because they wont respond to his supeona that the disbarment is stuck in limbo for the time being at least? Could the bar board just ask relavence of these people and discount these supeonas? What would be next, him sending supeonas to dead people or the children of pregnant women?

  12. Don't trust everyone on your side by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't think you understand.
    The guy is loony.
    This is not the kind of person you want arguing for your side & case.

    Seriously.

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  13. Re:WORST ... SLASHDOT ... STORY ... EVER by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters." Anyone else remember when that was "News for Nerds ON THE Stuff that Matters?"

    No, I don't remember that, and I remember the first day when Chips N' Dips was dead and Slashdot was live. Was it really different? Because I really don't remember it having "on the" in there, which really reduces the punchiness of the tag line and really I doubt would make any difference regarding the content. As if they said "whew, now that we got rid of 'on the' we can start posting irrelevant nerdy stuff, and non-nerdy relevant stuff!"

    Anyway, this is a story about Jack Thompson being a nut job in trying to prove he isn't a nut job. JT is a /. whipping-boy due to his long standing aggression against games, and we love to see stories where he makes himself look insane. Yeah, it's like replying to a bad troll, we're only giving him the attention he wants, but still it amuses me. Much like stories about every little decision and motion in SCO's ongoing slow death spiral isn't very important, but simply amusing for those of us who've been watching. The fact that SCO was a major Linux antagonist has given them a position of relevance. Similarly, because he's the "anti-gaming lawyer", JT and his legal antics are a relevant slashdot topic, like it or not. Like we used to say back when someone would complain about an article's appropriateness for slashdot: "It's Rob's site".

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  14. Re:Prepare for cranial explosions! by RingDev · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll never forget the stories a good friend of mine used to tell about his job as a vet tech for the Henry Villas Zoo, specifically the monkey house. To quote...

    "When in doubt, throw poo"

    -Rick

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  15. Re:I'm torn by Prien715 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The enemy of your enemy is someone you can use against your enemy, and then steamroll later when his/her defenses are down. Best friend I ever had=)

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  16. No excuse for torture. by Txiasaeia · · Score: 3, Insightful
    There's no excuse for one human being to torture another. There's no reason to joke about it, either. Jack should be stripped of his ability to practice law in the United States, but being an obnoxious and pedantic lawyer isn't a reason to deprive him of his basic human rights and inflict pain on him. In fact, there's no reason why torture should be acceptable in the 21st century world.

    Human Rights Watch

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  17. Re:I'm torn by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But see you've reversed the implication. That's "My friend is an enemy of my enemy" and that's normally true. If you assumed the other guy was your "friend" for no reason other than that he was also my enemy, you'd be setting yourself up for an unpleasant surprise.

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  18. Re:I'm torn by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll admit chance plays a significant role in Risk, but if you really believe that, try using the dice to decide where you place your armies and what countries to attack and I'd beat you 100% of the time.

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  19. Re:I'm torn by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Depends on who you are. If you're the US, the enemy of your enemy is someone you arm and hope that he hates your enemy more than you.

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