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What Your Favorite Web Sites Say About You

Jimmy writes to tell us that CNET is running an article on what your favorite Web sites say about you. One example takes a look at the possible origins of Facebook readers; "The typical Facebookers are what you'd get if YouTube and Flickr went halves on a baby. Yes, the site was created to help university students connect and have a good time, but connecting and having a good time generally involves unruly, drunken behavior, which is inevitably caught on film and posted for your entire friends list to see.'" The article also takes a look at eBay, Flickr, Slashdot, and several others.

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  1. Not very interesting.... by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From TFA: The average male Slashdot user probably looks a lot like our model -- but has more acne and bigger glasses. Users are 23 years old but look twice their age and steadfastly refuse to accept the fact that Windows is actually not a bad operating system. Far from being lovable dorks, the Slashdotters have a vicious streak. They hunt like spiders, awaiting the arrival of an article from their victims -- usually a hapless news reporter. The second moderators accept a story, they pounce -- pedantry, suspicion and anonymity their weapons of choice.

    If you read the other entries, it is less an info piece and more of a fluff piece for c/net to blow their own horn when you get to the end. How do articles like this get posted to Slashdot?

    That said, while there are those of us that have been around since '98 or so, many Slashdot users that started participating in this forum back have continued to participate and additionally have created their own blogs. All in all, I'd have to say that whether or not I visit a website says less about me than the content that goes into my blog does.

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    1. Re:Not very interesting.... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh come on, it's obviously tongue in cheek.

      Did you read the bit about CNET?


      CNET.co.uk attracts a wide variety of users but they almost always have one thing in common: they're gorgeous. Oh, and they like technology. Sure, they use MySpace, Facebook and once, misguidedly, even created a Twitter account (but they're sorry for that last part).

      They're the best sort of people to be around. They're highly educated, well-travelled and they possess the sort of qualities every mother tries to instil in her child. They'll one day go on to broker world peace, cure the incurable and are the very reason we wake up for work in the mornings. They're great and we love them all. Even the ones who think we sold them something and ring us up to complain.


      Don't start trying to fact check a joke piece...Unless you're doing some meta-humor by living up to their "Suspicion and Pedantry" snark.

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    2. Re:Not very interesting.... by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      5 ways to piss off Slashdot readers:

      1.) Post a question that is answered in the summary (or better yet, the title).
      2.) Use a Slashdot meme in an unfunny way.
      3.) Be kdawson.
      4.) Post obvious karma whores, such as "text of article in case of Slashdotting".
      5.) Write your comments in list form.

    3. Re:Not very interesting.... by Gilmoure · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...are filled with almost nothing but +5 Funny comments.

      I use my +3 shield of suspicion and +2 helm of sarcasm to counter that.

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  2. My favorite site by paiute · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite site is one that posts noninsightful stories with titles designed to grab maximum nerd traffic and also lacks a print link to let said nerds bypass the ten pages of ads.

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  3. They bismirch /. Gasp!!! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny
    They claim slashdot users pounce on hapless writer or reporter and trash them using pedantry and anonymity according to that site. Come on guys, let us show them what is real ripping to shreds is. Show no mercy! Attack!

    Scotty load the missles.

    Aye Sir, fully loaded with 25 Gigatons of sarcasm

    Add pedantry

    Yes sir, 45 Teratons of pedantry added

    And some anonymity too

    Aye Sir, anothe 12457 Teratons of anonymity added

    Fire at the abominable site

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  4. 10 pages of advertisements? by farker+haiku · · Score: 4, Funny

    10 pages of advertisements, check
    no printer friendly page link, check
    no interest in reading this article, check.

    No thanks slashdot. Next?

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  5. IP Violation by Renaissance+2K · · Score: 5, Funny

    How the hell'd they get my prom photo for the Slashdot page?

  6. Wow! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, let me get this straight....

    A list of what I like says something about me.

    Truly, is there no bounds to what science can reveal?

    I am well and truly stunned.

  7. Missing entry: 4chan.org by spellraiser · · Score: 5, Funny

    4chan.org
    What's the story?
    4chan.org is an increasingly popular hangout for those who call themselves 'Anonymous'. It breeds misfits, criminals, and The Internet Hate Machine, which is a term that is used to describe the collective processing power of the thousands of hackers on steroids who frequent the site.
    Did you know?
    Disturbingly, 4chan.org is the source of almost every popular internet 'meme' that has surfaced since 2004 or so.
    What 4chan.org says about you
    If your favorite site is 4chan.org, you're a terrorist who likes to blow up vans, and should be locked away for a very, very long time. You also like to say 'LULZ' a lot, which is a diabolical corruption of 'LOL', which means 'Let's Order Linguini' ... 'Linguini' being a street term for crack cocaine.

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  8. Re:All of the above. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you frequent all of them would you then be an EMO, uber geek, trivia nerd, photographer, with an antique obsession, who enjoys poorly made video blogs, and gets smashed reguarly with your college buddies, while constantly chatting about nothing with low self esteem, whilst also enjoy shilling for a has been tech blog?

    There's a site for those. It's called "digg".

  9. Begin Infinite Recursion by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whatever happened to the recognition that stereotypes are usually wrong?

    That's a stereotypical response.

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    1. Re:Begin Infinite Recursion by booyabazooka · · Score: 5, Funny

      Figures. Slashdotters always carry these jokes on far too long.

  10. Re:INSULTING PICTURE by kv9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How the fuck would they know? Aren't we all buff über mensch!? On the Internet, no one knows you're a god. on ze internets nobody noes your german