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DOS 5 Upgrade Video
Every now and then I stumble on something so ridiculous that I have to share it. This is a promotion video to upgrade to DOS 5 obviously made in a different era. Promoting features like mouse support, a graphical shell, and freeing up at LEAST 45k of memory, well, Gimme 5! Did I mention that it's all set to a hip beat? You'll love it. And by "Love" I mean "Stick forks in your eyes".
I *will* make my own site. With Blackjack! And Hookers! In fact. Forget the site.
The marketing geniuses who brought you this video live on in Redmond. Who else would design a brown media player and name it "Zune?"
I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
Epic Retry?
It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
Can I downgrade to DOS 5 instead? Why, the productivity gains alone would be worth it! And I suspect it's not nearly as bloated as Vista.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4915875929930836239
I watched it.
I hate you now.
Happy?
... the artist is "YO! MS Raps".
"Powers. I have them."
I know it, back in my day we coded by punching holes in little cards! In the snow! And we loved it!
Epic Ignore!
Do you always take your dick off before you offer a rebuttal?
"Every now and then I stumble on something so ridiculous that I have to share it."
Nah, too easy.
Coder's Stone: The programming language quick ref for iPad
1. I'm sure the little animation of the hammer smashing the computer has actually played out in millions of households since the release of that video. 2. Those girls are probably still asking, "Would you like fries with that?" to this day.
And by "Love" I mean "Stick forks in your eyes".
Oh great, I can still hear it, but now I can't find the close window button. You bastard!
Blank until
Seriously... that is how they beat OS2.... IBM... if you couldn't beat that you deserved not to win the OS battle.
After replacing it, I couldn't find her XP disk, so I just installed Ubuntu on it.
Her first response on logging in? "This is crap, it's brown."
My parents told me about this. They called them "sucka MC's".
If an officer ever threatens to taze you, say you have a pacemaker.
Ahh, the memories. The horrible, horrible memories. Excuse me while I crawl under my desk, rock back and forth and weep softly.
Well, it has never been successfully tested.
The big news will be when MS goes after the video poster for pirating its Intellectual Property. DOS 5 sales have plummeted worldwide, and displaying this video is clearly a contributing factor. I'm surprised they haven't triggered GPFs on any Windows box attempting to play it.
Behold, this dreamer cometh. Come now, and let us slay him... and we shall see what will become of his dreams.
And uphills! Both ways, to and from work, too! And we didn't have those fancy things called shoes, today you wouldn't go into a server room without your boots, we went in there barefooted. And did it harm us? When we wanted to know if a computer is on, we had to touch its wire, no fancy flashing lights and all the other goodies you have today! When the modem died, I had to sit there for hours and whistle in 300 baud what was on the screen! Yes, 300 baud, and we were GLAD we had that kinda speed! And no fancy debuggers either, we just watched the code fly by and we knew EXACTLY what it did. Wasn't that hard when your whole code has to fit into less than what you got as cache on your CPU today. Oh, and there was only ONE program running at a time, and you had to wait for yours to run. What do you mean "on my machine"? You didn't have one, there was ONE machine for the company, and it was in the basement. Rather, it WAS the basement! When it was cold, and it was often cold because we couldn't afford heating EITHER, that was just after the war, remember, we had NOTHING (ok, except kickass expensive computers)... where was I? Right, when it was cold, we'd huddle together between the tubes (no, Timmy, not the Tubes of the Senator, that Senator didn't exist... ok, he did, but at least he kept his yap shut back then) to stay warm.
Hey. HEY! Where d'ya think you're going? (muttermutter) Spoiled brat...
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Ha, They didn't have a snappy beat and rhyming video.
Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
I've written a blog that will surely make the front page of Slashdot. It is titled:
Top ten list of things that Ron Paul said about Apple products while typing on a Linux computer at an Anti-Iraq war conference.
The reason I don't read Digg often is that I want real, biased, geeky, obscure fact riddled news commented on by opinionated sysadmins!
load "$",8,1
HA!
You would never work again...
RS
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
Get offa ma lawn!
Our intelligent designer has never created an animal that we couldn't improve by strapping a bomb to it.
I suppose I'd better upgrade then. I could do with that extra 45kB of memory.
Paid Q&A/Research
Heh. And DriveSpace was the death knell for my 500 MB hard drive when I was poking around in DOSShell...
What is this 478 MB file doing on my F drive? I need to get rid of it. <reboot> Oh crap...
-Rob
Biblical fiscal responsibility
That was just cruel. Cruel to the poor schmucks who were in the videos. Cruel to us who watched even a small part of it.. I can feel my brain bleeding...
Lets hope that isn't the song that's going to get stuck in my head for the rest of the day..
(Gimme 5, whoo, gimme 5, whooo)
Oh god.
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
From the metadata :
"Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys"
Why is Bob Saget in DOS training?
RTFM, Bob.
My sig sucks.
I do not own my mom, but she is still my mom.
Your loss is my gain dude!
Kill me! Now! ahhhh! my eyes!
Hey Ritchie... we forgot our frisbee at home again and have nothing to do for lunch break. Can I borrow that disk again?
You laugh. But those 5.25" disks really can fly. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read. - Japanese proverb
Yes, they should, but they should also be able to say that the complaining comment was lame. However, I draw the line at complaining about a complaining comment. That's just taking the whole free speach thing too far.
New around here, aren't you?
I'm not that old, son. And your mother and I were wondering if you'd given any more thought to finding your own place.
Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
Dude, World War Six sucked.
Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
Your both just pair of old jaded slashdot wrinklies.
Do you sit around in virtual rocking chairs of virtual porches slagging off these damn kids?
I dont read
I'll just Copy that floppy